Since ancient times, those who have attained the Tao have helped the unenlightened and have little help, and Zhou Bingchang offended the whole room cleanly, so naturally no one helped him speak, except for his female companion. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info But his female companion doesn't seem to know how to scold the cultural people on the street, and has been speechless.

Faced with a room full of people cheering for Zhang Xuanqing, but sneering at him, Zhou Bingchang's face turned blue with anger. Helplessly, Zhang Xuanqing's couplet is really neat, and he can't find fault. His eyes flickered for a while, and he suddenly saw an old man eating watermelon outside the window, and his heart moved slightly: "Hmph! This couplet is barely right, you listen to my next couplet: sit south and face north to eat watermelon, and throw the skin to the east." ”

Everyone followed his gaze, and they were all suspicious in their hearts, seeing that this person was really a little anxious, they thought that the previous couplets were all made by the other party.

On the other hand, Zhang Xuanqing ignored Zhou Bingchang, and pointed to the bottle in the little girl's arms to tease: "Come, Yinyin, read it to your uncle, male bottle~"

The little girl pursed her lips and threw the bottle into his arms: "I don't read it, you quickly couplet." ”

"I just came up. ”

"It was just now, and now this is not right. ”

"This one has to be right, too?"

"Yes. ”

"Why?"

"I'm angry. ”

"How about Uncle hugging you?" said the little girl, holding the little girl in his arms, standing up, and putting the bottle back in its place.

The little girl didn't resist, but just pursed her mouth: "Then it has to be a couplet, you hug me, a little beauty, you take advantage." I don't care anyway, you couplet. ”

"Ha-" Zhang Xuanqing was amused, picked up a book on the shelf, pointed to the two words on it, and said: "Uncle is not a couplet, how about teaching you to read?"

"Uncle lied, this is a left pass. ”

"Really, I think it's a male bottle. Zhang Xuanqing said and began to turn the page quickly, and said as he turned it: "Huh? It's really a left pass......

"Enough!" suddenly a loud shout sounded, and he saw Zhou Bingchang's face like frost, and his eyes seemed to be spewing fire: "Boy, don't deceive people too much! If you are right, you will be right, and if you are not right, you will admit defeat." Pretending to be deaf and dumb, what kind of hero is he!"

It was irritated by the drying.

Zhang Xuanqing glanced at him, put the book back on the wall shelf, and grinned: "Am I not right?" ”

Right?

When did you get on the right track?

Don't say yes, you're teasing children from beginning to end, when are you right!

The thought arose in the hearts of the people.

Zhou Bingchang smiled angrily: "Haha! If you don't get it, you can't do it, you don't have it, but you say it's right, you ......."

As soon as he said this, Zhou Bangyan slapped his thigh and interrupted him: "It's extreme, it's extreme, Brother Zhang is right!"

Yes, your sister, yes!

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched and looked at him, the surname Zhang is crazy, are you also crazy?

But I saw that Zhou Bangyan had been Zhang Xuanqing's book that had just been put down: "Brother Zhang's next link is: read the left biography from top to bottom, and turn the book to the right." ”

Silence, all the people present were silent.

After a brief silence, waves of cheers broke out in an instant.

"Good!"

"That's right!"

"One is southeast, northwest, one is up, down, left and right, it's really right!"

“......”

"It's ridiculous that we and other stubborn fools can't recognize Brother Zhang's right, damn it, damn it!"

The last one is self-blackening and swearing.

They didn't recognize it because they were stupid, and Zhou Bingchang didn't recognize it either, isn't it also stubborn?

His face became more and more gloomy, and Zhou Bingchang let out a cold snort again: "Then listen to my couplet again: if there are insects in the water, it will be turbid, if there are fish in the water, then fishing, and the water will be water, and the rivers and lakes will be miao." "I don't dare to talk nonsense anymore.

Zhang Xuanqing still didn't say anything, and sat back in his seat with the little girl in his arms.

The little girl nestled in his arms and stabbed him: "You're right, you're right." ”

"Good, good. Zhang Xuanqing agreed casually, but he didn't raise his eyelids: "The bottom of the wood is the foundation, the top of the wood is the end, the wood is the wood, the pine and cypress are in the forest." ”

"Okay! Wood to water, three water and Miao Miao, three wood and forest. Neat, very neat!" He Lao stroked his beard and laughed, glancing at his granddaughter.

The little girl stabbed Zhang Xuanqing again: "You're right, you're going to be right." ”

Zhang Xuanqing: "......"

People haven't come out yet, I'm a fart, yes!

also reflected this, the little girl turned her head, and pointed at Zhou Bingchang with her tender little hand: "You get out quickly!"

Zhou Bingchang: "......" is very good-looking.

It's a pity that he is such an adult, and it is impossible to deal with a child. Besides, he didn't have the idea of continuing to take the exam against Zhang Xuanqing in his heart, and snorted coldly: "Listen, my couplet is: Nantong Prefecture, North Tongzhou, North and South Tongzhou." ”

The little girl turned her head and stabbed Zhang Xuanqing: "That's right!"

Zhang Xuanqing replied lazily: "Okay, I'm right: East pawnshop, West pawnshop, East and West pawnshop when things." ”

"Get out quickly!" the little girl pointed to Zhou Bingchang again.

Zhou Bingchang had a calm face, and he didn't talk nonsense, and directly made a couplet: "Freezing rain sprinkles people, two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west." ”

"You're right!" the little girl stabbed Zhang Xuanqing again.

Zhang Xuanqing didn't talk nonsense: "Cut and divide the guests, seven horizontal knives and eight vertical knives." ”

"You're coming out quickly!" pointed to Zhou Bingchang.

"Chilled wine at one point, two points, three points. ”

"You're right!" stabbed Zhang Xuanqing.

"Lilacs are hundreds of heads, thousands of heads. ”

"Get out quickly!" pointed to Zhou Bingchang again.

"The sky is near the mountain, and the sky is farther to the mountainside. ”

"You're right!" pointed to Zhang Xuanqing again.

"The moon floats on the surface, and the moon sinks when it reaches the bottom of the water. ”

"Get out of here!"

"The water, water, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere. ”

"You're right!"

"It's rainy, it's always curious. ”

"Get out of here!"

"Baita Street, yellow blacksmith, red furnace, burning black charcoal, green smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, sitting north and facing south to fight things. ”

"You're right!"

"Tamsui Bay, bitter farmers, wearing cool hats, bending sour waists, resisting spicy days, sweating salty, cutting sweet cane, raising wives and children. ”

"You ......"

"There is wood is also chess, and no wood is also it, and if you go to the chess side wood, you will be deceived if you owe it. The dragon was played by shrimp in shallow water, and the tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied. Without waiting for the little girl to finish speaking, Zhou Bingchang had already made a calm face.

"You ......"

"If there is water, it is a stream, and if there is no water, it is also a river, and when you go to the water by the stream, you will add a bird to it. The cat is better than the tiger, and the phoenix is not as good as the bird. "No need for the little girl to poke, Zhang Xuanqing has already smiled lightly.

The next two of you say a word, and there is nothing wrong with the little girl at all. Almost after Zhou Bingchang came out, Zhang Xuanqing was able to meet in the next second, and the onlookers were dumbfounded.

They can be sure that many of Zhou Bingchang's pairs must have been made in advance, and even they have heard a few more famous pairs that no one has been able to match. However, Zhang Xuanqing still didn't have to think about it, and replied casually, as if for him, all this was just commonplace.

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, and their minds are no longer on the couplet at all, but Zhang Xuanqing, thinking: Who is this person? But Zhou Bangyan didn't know where Zhang Xuanqing jumped out, so he could only shake his head.

After about ten minutes, Zhou Bingchang suddenly ran out of words, and he didn't get it right for a long time. Zhang Xuanqing squinted at him: "Gone?" The fluttering tone made Zhou Bingchang angry, ashamed and angry. Suddenly, he glanced at the diners present, and had an idea: "Listen, I still have a pair here: thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers in the south of the Yangtze River." Please!" said the familiar sneer on the corner of his mouth again.

He had long heard that Zhang Xuanqing's accent was from the north, so he deliberately pointed out the word "Jiangnan", if Zhang Xuanqing was right, the first choice would be "Saibei". He is in Shanglianli's "thousands of mountains, thousands of rivers and thousands of talents" is to praise Jiangnan, and Zhang Xuanqing's right will either belittle Jiangnan, or he will praise the north. And this is Jinhua, who is doing it is a southerner, if he is not right, he will definitely offend the whole house.

Zhou Bangyan also thought of this, and was busy answering on behalf of him. Unexpectedly, Zhang Xuanqing's mouth was fast, and he asked and answered quickly for so long before, and said that it was smooth, and in a blink of an eye, he spit out the following couplet: "Saibei is a saint in one place a day." There was not even a stumble, which made Zhou Bingchang happy. But the next development of things made him completely blind. (To be continued.) )