"Good!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Brother Zhang is really talented, my generation is not as good as many!"

“......”

"It is true that there are many mountains and rivers in the south of the Yangtze River, but no matter how many mountains and rivers there are, they are all between heaven and earth; no matter how many talents there are, they are only saints and disciples. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info The north is the political center, and the Confucian saint was born in Shandong, Zhang Xiaoyou is right!"

Zhang Xuanqing finished speaking, but he was still full of applause, and the last sentence was said by He Lao.

Although everyone present may not be human spirits and can see Zhou Bingchang's sinister intentions, they remember that Zhang Xuanqing was helping them find a venue, and they remember how arrogant Zhou Bingchang was before.

Don't say that Zhang Xuanqing is right, even if it is not right, they dare to boast to death, how can they let Zhou Bingchang's plan succeed?

This guy made Zhou Bingchang angry, it was really a Buddha born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven and three corpses jumped violently, the temples on both sides were bulging and protruding, and the teeth of the cheeks were creaking.

Suddenly, in the cheers of the big men, a childish voice was inserted: "Ah, uncle, are you a monk?"

Everyone followed the prestige, only to see that the hat that Zhang Xuanqing had been wearing was in the hands of the little girl at this time, revealing the shiny bald head underneath.

It turned out that the little girl was angry, and Zhang Xuanqing and Zhou Bingchang didn't need her to "command" anymore. Zhou Bingchang is far away from her, she can't reach her, but Zhang Xuanqing is different. She was held in Zhang Xuanqing's arms, but no matter how she poked her, Zhang Xuanqing cared about the pair with Zhou Bingchang and didn't tease her. It's like that with a child, if you tease her, she's not happy, if you don't tease her, she thinks you don't like her, and she's not happy. In order to attract Zhang Xuanqing's attention, the little girl thought of making a "big move". But let her give Zhang Xuanqing a mouthful, she is not such a child who doesn't know the importance of things, thinking about it, she thought of taking off Zhang Xuanqing's hat. This action is definitely big enough, at least it can attract Zhang Xuanqing's attention, and it is not light or heavy. It's just that she didn't expect that when she took off Zhang Xuanqing's hat, what was revealed was a round bald head.

Not only was the little girl dumbfounded, but the people who were originally touting Zhang Xuanqing were also dumbfounded when they saw his bald head, lowered their voices one by one, and finally became silent.

It's not that there's anything wrong with a bald head, there is no Buddhist academy or anything like that in this world, although because of what Zhang Xuanqing did in the Tang Dynasty, Buddhism is shorter than Taoism, but monks are still a very respectable type of people. It's just a monk wearing sunglasses, they really haven't seen it.

Fortunately, the little girl didn't take off Zhang Xuanqing's sunglasses, otherwise they would have seen a "monk" without eyebrows.

"Haha-" When the room fell silent and everyone didn't know what to say, there was a sudden burst of laughter, it was Zhou Bingchang.

He laughed "haha", then "hehe" and sneered, and finally turned into a sneer. Tell the girl to stand beside her, bow her head and whisper. The girl was in her twenties, and she was quite beautiful, but her cheekbones were slightly higher, and the tip of her nose was thin and fleshless, which made her look a little mean.

After listening to Zhou Bingchang, she also giggled, squinted at Zhang Xuanqing, and shouted: "Hey, that monk, I also have a couplet, do you dare to be right?"

"Oh?" Zhang Xuanqing took the hat from the little girl's hand, put it on her head casually, and then slapped the little girl's buttocks, and scolded with a smile: "Little girl, beg to beat!" before turning to the woman: "I have always only known that the couplet is only right on the right side, how can there be anyone who doesn't dare to be right?"

The woman giggled: "Okay, since you dare to be right, then you can listen." My uplink is: People used to be monks, and people can become Buddhas. You're please, right. ”

said it very politely, and used the word "please", but everyone present could hear the disrespect in the union.

This is a split word couplet, the words "person" and "zeng" are combined as "monk", and the words "person" and "fu" are combined as "Buddha". But "Fu" is a cognate word for "no", which means the depth of "no". There is also a sentence "Buddha, Buddha is also", that is, scolding Buddha is not a person. Nowadays, the couplet in the woman's mouth, although it is not disrespectful to the Buddha, but it is indeed disrespectful to the monks, and it can even be said that the monks in the world have been scolded cleanly, and it is said that it is impossible for the monks to become Buddhas.

Thinking of this, everyone all cast disdainful glances at Zhou Bingchang. They knew that this couplet must have been told to the woman by Zhou Bingchang when he was whispering to the woman just now, and they guessed that the reason why Zhou Bingchang didn't say it himself was because he didn't want to offend people and fall into the name of a disrespectful monk. You must know that there are many famous monks in this world, in case they are hated by the other party...... Hehe, but using a woman as a shield is really a villain!

Despised Zhou Bingchang's character, and everyone couldn't help but look at Zhang Xuanqing worriedly: What could he be wrong about? But seeing Zhang Xuanqing yawning, squinting his eyes and sweeping over the woman, he said lightly: "A woman is a maid, and a woman can be a slave." ”

Good!

Everyone applauded in their hearts, but this sentence hit the surface even more, and it can be said that it scolded all the women in the world. And everyone has wives and children, even if they don't have wives, they also have mothers, but they don't dare to praise it. What's more, there was not only that woman present, but also Xu Shan.

Since Zhou Bangyan accepted Zhou Bingchang's challenge, to Zhang Xuanqing's sideways, and until now, Xu Shan didn't say a word, quietly watching from the side. She doesn't know much about traditional poetry, and she is not a person who doesn't know how to pretend to understand, so she is extremely quiet. Even at this time, although Zhang Xuanqing's joint meaning was extremely simple and could be understood as soon as she heard it, she still pretended not to understand and sat there quietly drinking tea.

"You!" Compared to Xu Shan's reaction, the woman was already angry, and her fingers pointing at Zhang Xuanqing were trembling a little. wanted to make trouble, but was stopped by Zhou Bingchang. Don't look at Zhou Bingchang's character, but he attaches great importance to his image. He is proud of his capital, but if the woman ignores it and scolds the street in this shrew, it will be a shame for him. After stopping the woman, he said to Zhang Xuanqing: "I still have a couplet here, you ...... it."

"Wait!" Zhang Xuanqing interrupted him with words, his brows furrowed slightly, revealing a little impatience: "You have another couplet, and another couplet, I said can we have a face? If I remember correctly, you said at first that one person came out of one, but now it's good, you yourself are out one by one." If you can't answer others, it's okay, but you give one, I answer one, and none of them are a little difficult, how can you be embarrassed to come out? I thought you should be a little self-aware and retreat in the face of difficulties, but I didn't expect you to be so self-conscious. In this case, why don't you change it for me? Now it's my turn, right?"

"Yes, yes!" The voice fell, and immediately a chorus sounded, causing Zhou Bingchang's face to turn into the color of pig liver, and he flicked his sleeves viciously: "Okay! You can come out!" But he was also cautious in his heart: the other party is very good at the sentence, and it is not easy to come out with a sentence. (To be continued.) )