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It is said that the creation of the Yuan Ling was tired of the lonely days when everyone was stupid and I woke up alone, and he accepted four big disciples with one thought, and taught the eldest to cultivate Xuan Qing Qi, the second to refine Xuan Qingqi, the third to participate in Xuan Air, and the fourth to understand Xuan Ming Qi. When saying the law, the five-colored dragon surrounds, the flowers and rain are colorful. Have fun by chatting about itchy skin when you're free.

Suddenly, Tron opened his eyes and said:

- Boss Hongjun, I heard that you have recently taken in three apprentices.

——Returning to the master, the apprentice has returned to the truth, and the fruit of Zen has been going on for a long time, but the days when the flowers are blooming and the fruit is ripe are really difficult to bear.

- Restrain your second apprentice well......

The voice did not fall......

The second apprentice surnamed Hong played with his brothers (the landlord who played mahjong all morning and fought all afternoon) that day, and he didn't know what wind he was pumping, and suddenly felt that the world was chaotic, blurry and indistinguishable, so irritable, and shouted: "I'm not happy!"

These two apprentices are really good at playing axes. Split the Chaos Dome for no apparent reason.

Since then, the heavenly court has been lively like a bazaar, but at the same time, the troubles have also increased dramatically.

The annoyed Genesis Yuan Ling immediately ordered the Immortals, Buddhas and Gods to prepare for the establishment of the Heavenly Court leadership team.

Everyone elected the crown prince of King Guangyan Miaole Guojing Germany and Empress Bao Yueguang as the Jade Emperor, ruling the gods of the Three Realms and the Ten Directions and the four beings and the five realms.

The Jade Emperor lived a beautiful life of Qingluan Dance, Caifeng Ming, Xuan Ape Offering Fruit, Elk Flowers, Spirit Turtle Holding Longevity, and Crane Zhizhi, and I don't know that hundreds of millions of eons have passed.

Suddenly, the Jade Emperor, who was depressed and sullen by the boring days after days, bolted the gate of the Mi Palace, saying that he wanted to retreat and cultivate, and the period was a small eons (16 million years).

The founding Yuan Ling, who had not intervened in the secular affairs of the Heavenly Court for a long time, but had a deep view of the fire, saw that the Heavenly Court had only been in a state of zf for more than 10,000 years, and the fairy world was already overgrown with weeds.

On this day, I called the female disciple Xiao Yinlian who closed the door......

——In order to correct the bad habit of students reading books and not reading the introduction, the above paragraph should be used as an introduction——

On this day, the wind and the sun are beautiful......

I don't know which guy said it, but when a person dies, a strong white light appears under his eyes.

A touch of white light appeared in Tang Linkun's eyes now, like a long thin bamboo pole, milky white, not dazzling at all, but it seemed that it had supernatural magic, pulling Xiao Tang as slender as it.

Under the traction of the white light, I only felt that my body was falling rapidly, the wind was blowing in my ears, the two pieces of meat on my cheeks kept shaking, and it was a little difficult to breathe. According to the knowledge that you have, if you fall at this speed, even if you fall on the water, your flesh and bones will be separated.

Tang Linkun was so confused, in the first line of the Heavenly Demon Mountain, he was gently sent by the crotch of the bald director, didn't he fall off the cliff with a crow screaming "Ah ——!"?

Tang Linkun was very anxious, and his slender body was inexplicably wound into a ball of yarn, no, it turned into a weightless mass of marshmallows. Can't you go up? Strangely, just as he thought about it, his body began to rise, and the speed reached eighty miles. If there was a ceiling on it, it would have to be a meatloaf......

Fortunately, Tang Linkun's entanglement ended quickly, and the palpitating silver light disappeared headlong into the deep heavenly dome. The body is as light as a goose feather, fluttering like a falling plum. At the moment when he slowly touched the ground, in order to prevent him from dancing with the wind again, he touched around and touched something, and the frightened Tang Linkun grabbed it......

"Hey, where are you going——! let go. ”

Tang Linkun's palm came from the fiery temperature, under the strong repulsion of the same sex, his eyes opened suddenly, and in the large room without windows, there was a middle-aged man sitting on the ground with Dalmatian boxers on his ankles.

"Oh! Tang Linkun let go of his extremely embarrassed right hand.

Seeing that the boxer man was trembling with fat all over his body, Tang Linkun hurriedly glanced at his body, thank God! Touching his chin is slippery, yes, he shaved before leaving the hotel in the morning.

Seeing that people kept falling down in the room, Tang Linkun didn't have time to think about where he had been? Seeing a door open in the room, he stood up, gently blocked a pregnant woman who was wearing pajamas, with her belly towering and her long hair was messy, lying flat and levitating, and walked out of the room.

A huge hall, the interior is magnificent, and in a trance is to a certain terminal, there are people everywhere, all of them seem to be sleepwalking, dangling in the air.

First of all, a banner came into view, with a six-character regular script on it: Congratulations on leaving the human world.

Tang Linkun suddenly realized that he had no fate if he fell from such a height! But is this heaven or hell? Tang Linkun had an incomparable fear of hell, and his eyes kept sweeping around.

Fortunately, there are clear imitation Song style prompts above the two passages in front of him, one is called "Heavenly Realm", and the other is called "Underworld". Tang Linkun, who spent all his free time at the computer, subconsciously lightly clicked the word Heaven with his index finger, and ran towards the Heaven Realm passage, the ground was as smooth as a mirror, and the tip of his left foot slammed his right heel, knocking down five or six people in a row...... There was a commotion in the hall.

At the back of the long line of the Heavenly Realm Passage, Tang Linkun brushed his hair with his fingers, pulled the zipper of his clothes up, and exhaled easily, and his nervous mood was suddenly relieved a lot.

It's so funny, there is a way to heaven, who will brave hell?

However, there are also many people queuing up in the passage to the underworld, and from time to time there are groups of young boys and girls rushing into the hall in a hurry, lining up in the queue leading to the underworld, and the scene is hot.

Tang Linkun hesitated a little, was it not appropriate to choose himself? Is there anything good in the underworld? It is worth the rush of so many people.

Suddenly, his butt was pushed up, and when he looked back, it was the boxer man lined up behind him, it had been so long, and the thing under his crotch was as hard as manganese steel, hot as charcoal, Tang Linkun hurriedly squeezed a step forward.

The man in boxers looked flustered, turned his head from time to time, and followed his gaze, and a row of blood-red characters were brushed on the snow-white hall wall behind him: The great traitor and the evil man should be cautious!!

This man in boxers must have done a lot of evil things in the human world, otherwise what else would he be flustered about? Tang Linkun quickly flipped through the slightly evil things he had done in his short life:

In the first semester of the third year of high school, I secretly sprinkled a handful of grave soil into my classmate Yu Dacheng's lunch box, which was because I couldn't bear it;

In the year I graduated from college, I didn't give the "dragon slaying knife" I promised to my classmates when I was a freshman, because I really forgot it;

Oh, and in the past six months, I have often harassed (dreamed) the medical representative Gao Yiyi at night, hugged her and whispered, and went crazy with her many times. His husband has no opinion, and Tiangong should also understand the normal physiological needs of an older young man, and take a step back and say that he wakes up with his own tissues...... None of these things should be in the realm of great evil, right? Besides, would the Heavenly Realm take care of this kind of self-produced and self-sold business?

"Brother, please move your step!"

A cleaner in the hall, dressed in a purple suit with a curved collar and large sleeves, with a hat on his head and leather shoes on his feet, somewhat comically holding a broom and a bucket, motioned to the shabby man in boxers to move, and he was stepping on a piece of orange peel under his feet.

"Oh, I'm sorry. ”

Seeing that the cleaner swept the orange peel into the bucket and turned around to leave, the man in the boxers smiled and grabbed his arm: "Master, what kind of behavior is considered a great evil?"

"Like Qin Hui who killed Yue Fei!" Tang Linkun subconsciously interjected without thinking.

The cleaner was stunned, and only after half a sound did he say with a guilty face: "This little brother is right, I am Lao Qin." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm just talking nonsense......" Tang Linkun was shocked and felt so embarrassed, and saw that there were a few people sitting on the ground with brooms not far away, eating a boxed lunch, and hurriedly interrupted: "The fat man over there is called He Shen, the thin and tall man is called Yan Song, and the bearded face is called Wei Zhongxian, isn't it? Why aren't Zhao Gao and Wang Zhaoming here?"

"Little brother, good eyesight, Lao Zhao and Xiao Wang are ...... night shifts"

Tang Linkun also wanted to ask who else was stranded in the middle ground, so pitiful that he didn't even have the qualifications to be a ghost, before he could speak again, the man in the boxers didn't wait for the self-proclaimed Qin Hui to say anything, took away the right hand blocking the protrusion, and happily beat Qin Hui's shriveled chest: "Thank you Lord Qin for your advice!"

"Don't call me Lord Qin, no one has called me for many years, it sounds weird and awkward, calling me Lao Qin is. ”

was interrupted by a man in boxers. In addition, Tang Linkun saw so many famous and evil people in history at once, and there were too many questions he wanted to ask, and his brain was short-circuited...... Seeing that the flow of people leading to the underworld had increased a lot, Tang Linkun asked the most critical doubt in his heart: "Old Qin, may I ask why there are so many people queuing up on the underworld, is it because the heavenly realm is not good?"

Qin Hui smiled bitterly and shrugged his shoulders quite fashionably and said, "I really can't answer this question, alas! ”

"Lao Qin, the lunch box is cold. ”

I don't know if it was Lao Yan, Lao Wei or Lao He shouted here, Lao Qin put the broom under his armpit, made a wave and said, "Farewell, two of you go!"