The queue is so long! It took a long time for the old man to move a few steps forward, and the man in boxers was cold enough, and he was unsightly with an umbrella underneath. The hard object www.biquge.info was always behind Tang Linkun, making Xiao Tang's back tingle, and from time to time a stream of electricity rushed out from the tail vertebrae to the back of his head. Despite the cold in the hall, he took off his casual jacket and handed it to the man in boxers who was too cool.

"Thank you! Thank you!" the boxer man blew his nose and swayed his jacket around his waist.

"Where is the little brother from?"

"The land of Shenzhou! surname Tang. ”

Tang Linkun doesn't have much affection for the boxer man, plus he was inexplicably knocked off the cliff by the director and died, the sky is pitiful, Tang Linkun, a twenty-eight-year-old young man, has not even married a daughter-in-law in the human world...... Can you be in a good mood?

"Hehe, the contemptible person is from Haidong City, called Nantian. Brother Xiao Tang, if you come, you will be safe, and it is good to be able to enter the heavenly realm smoothly. ”

Tang Linkun saw that Nan Tian was rambling, and pointed to the "garlic pestle" prank below him and asked, "Old Nan, how did you die?" like this...... Isn't it uncomfortable?"

Nantian's face flushed, and he was expecting Ai Ai for half a day, probably because of Tang Linkun's gift of clothes and covering his body, and he was embarrassed to lie: "Immediately windy, I was in the hotel this afternoon, I was really unlucky, and I knocked on Viagra more." ”

"That girl must be very beautiful!" asked the bored Tang Linkun very boredly.

"Isn't it beautiful? Lao Tzu is also a deputy county magistrate, and the general goods are worth ...... Am I working so hard?"

Ten colors and nine greed, Tang Linkun didn't want to say anything to Nantian. When they pass through the passage for a while, maybe this uncle will be stopped, and Lao Qin and they will soon have one more worker.

waited until Lao Qin and the others had changed shifts before it was Tang Linkun's turn.

Unexpectedly, like the entrance of the subway station, there is a stainless steel turnstile blocking the way, and it seems that the heavenly realm has also kept pace with the times.

There is a swivel chair in front of the service desk by the turnstile that can automatically adjust the height, Tang Linkun just moved to the stool and sat down, a beautiful woman dressed as a flight attendant stood up with a toothless smile, pressed her abdomen with both hands, and bowed: "Sir, hello!"

"Hello!"

The stewardess handed Tang Linkun an A4 piece of paper full of words and a black signature pen. There won't be computers in the heavenly realm, right? That's fun, Tang Linkun, who was thinking wildly, was pulled back to the turnstile by a delicate word.

"Sir, look carefully, sign your name on the lower crossbar and put your thumb on it. ”

Tang Linkun smelled a faint smell of leeks, and hurried to work, this beauty didn't forget to put on lipstick, aimed at the eyebrows and forgot to rinse her mouth, Tang Linkun was surprised that he still had the leisure to pay attention to the irrelevant things around him before facing such an important choice in life.

Tang Linkun glanced at the words on the paper, which were written in traditional Chinese characters as "Instructions for Entering the Immortal Realm".

Oh my God! The heavenly realm is the fairy realm! This pie is so big...... Just like the new number of the registration network ticked "agree", Tang Linkun quickly signed his name, his thumb was covered with red seal mud, and he covered it without hesitation, going to the fairy world to be an immortal, even if the good result and the bad end accounted for fifty percent each, there was nothing to consider.

"Tang Muzhu, your name is really interesting. ”

"Miss, my name is Tang Linkun. ”

"Who's your name, Miss?" the woman was suddenly upset, pouting her cherry and looking angry.

"I'm sorry, teacher. ”

"You, you young man, how can you hurt people?"

That beautiful woman was so aggrieved that tears were about to fall, Tang Linkun didn't know what he was saying wrong? The title of Miss can't be called indiscriminately in the human world, and it can't be used casually at the entrance of the fairy world, this is easy to understand, but isn't it normal for the teacher to be called? Isn't it to show respect for you?

Tang Linkun was called Tang Mu Stick by this woman who was too slender, and he had already held his breath in his heart, and said angrily: "Then what should I call you to be more decent?"

"There's something wrong with your eyes! Isn't that what it says?"

The woman stood up from behind the platform, a golden metal plaque pinned to her towering chest. Tang Linkun is short-sighted, his right eye is still a little astigmatism, after blending into the blue sky, the glasses have long been gone, he tried to pick up his heels and get close to the woman, but he still couldn't see clearly. Just now, the cleaner Lao Qin was wearing official clothes with a strong sense of the times, and he could still guess eight or nine, this woman was dressed as a flight attendant, and it was really difficult to guess who she was.

"Wow, Zhao Feiyan, the largest beauty in ancient and modern China and foreign countries, as light as a swallow can dance on the palm of her hand, the best dance skills in the world, beauty, can you sign a name for me?

Zhao Feiyan's face suddenly improved, and she bowed down and handed over a piece of paper and a pen to Nantian, and put Tang Linkun aside.

Although Tang Linkun was very reluctant in his heart, he was afraid of delaying the major event of entering the fairy world, so he had no choice but to learn from the deputy county magistrate of the south and complimented: "Big beauty, I was abrupt just now, I'm sorry! In fact, I am also your loyal fan, your original 'step' hand is like a flower trembling, and your body is like the wind moving lightly, walking alone in the world, the song you played' 'Returning to the Wind and Sending Away Exercise' is elegant and free, I don't know when the beauty will again...... The sound of heaven?"

Zhao Feiyan immediately had a smile on her face: "Young man, pay attention next time, I didn't teach you anything, but I don't dare to be your teacher." Now that the people surnamed Cang on Fusang Island have become teachers, who is still rare to be a teacher?"

"Big beauty, can you sign for us? I can see the superb national color and fragrance, and I am fortunate to be in the next three lives. ”

The deputy county magistrate stretched out his white arm, Zhao Feiyan smiled, and unceremoniously signed the four lines of "Zhao's Feiyan" on the arm of the deputy county magistrate.

Seeing that Zhao Feiyan kept spinning around with the pen on his fingers, and he was still unsatisfied, Tang Linkun rolled up his cuffs and stretched out his arm, letting Zhao Feiyan take the pen and poke a little bit on his skin.

Zhao Feiyan, who was smiling after signing the name, put the paper that Tang Linkun and Nantian had signed and printed with red fingerprints, and approached the opening of a box made of rosewood, "Hula!" Two pieces of A4 paper were sucked in.

After a while, a green card and a red card fell out from the bottom of the clicking box, Zhao Feiyan glanced at it and handed the green card to Tang Linkun, "Young man, go all the way!"

"What about mine?" the deputy county magistrate of the south was anxious.

Zhao Feiyan took the red card and glanced at it and said: "Nanxian Cheng, you have embezzled and accepted bribes of 20.88 million Shenzhou coins in the human world, according to the rules of our diversion department, you can't go to the immortal world and the underworld, but it's a pity, it's only more than 880,000." ”

"Big beauty, I want to see your director, I want to complain. "The deputy county magistrate of the south was still freezing just now, and now his face is covered with sweat.

"Simon official, someone wants to see you. ”

A small wooden door behind the service desk opened silently, and a man came out, no one could guess it, that's right, it was Ximen Qing, the Qinghe County bully who slept with someone's wife and slammed her husband's chest.

"What are you talking about? It's written clearly in black and white, and you still want to pay your bills? Damn, how many women have you slept with in the human world, more than me...... Tell me about yourself?"

"Director Ximen, wronged! Of the 880,000 yuan, I didn't take it at all, I returned it to Mr. Wang at the time, I introduced him to the way of Director Li of the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development, he must have made a mistake......" The deputy county magistrate of the south walked to the back of the service desk and defended, while squeezing his eyebrows and begging Zhao Feiyan to say a few good words for himself, and in a hurry, he didn't even know that the jacket around his waist fell to the ground.

It's so scary, the deputy county magistrate of the south pounded the garlic pestle and was angry as if he was about to pump someone, and a large piece of the front of the boxers was obviously wet, Zhao Feiyan didn't expect this man to see his beauty and his heart would be "dirty" to such a point......

"Ximen official, I think this Nanxian Cheng should be telling the truth......" Zhao Feiyan threw a slightly ambiguous wink at Ximen Qing.

Ximenqing didn't say anything, retreated into the small wooden door, and tinkered inside for a while, only to hear another "click" sound from the wooden box, and a green card fell out.

"Congratulations, Nanxian Cheng, please enter the fairy world!" Zhao Feiyan glanced at Nantian's garlic pestle, and reminded with a very considerate "poof" smile: "Nanxian Cheng, it's too frequent, it's easy to hurt the body......"