Chapter 345: Peeing

In Xishan Town, in the market, Hu Lai heard Zhang Xuanqing's question, and said "ah" twice in a row. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 The first sound was that he was suddenly awakened and had not come back to his senses, and the second voice was that he came back to his senses completely, and he didn't hear what Zhang Xuanqing said, but he thought that Zhang Xuanqing didn't know how to embarrass him, and he was shocked and shocked.

Now he is not as rampant as before, although he is no matter how skinny and scoundrel he is, when he sees Zhang Xuanqing's spell, he can't help but feel bottomless and uneasy. At this time, Zhang Xuanqing repeated his question again: "This time, Poor Dao wants to ask Brother Hu for a small favor again, Brother Hu must not refuse, right?"

Hu Lai's face changed a few times, and he said with a dry smile: "Dao Chief, don't be kidding, you have such a big ability, what else do you need a small one's help? Besides, the small one doesn't know how to spell, what kind of 'dragon planting' and 'catching dragons', the small one can't help you." ā€

Although he is a scoundrel, he also knows the truth of being able to bend and stretch. Seeing that Zhang Xuan was innocent and capable, he changed his words directly. But Zhang Xuanqing didn't want to let him go so simply, and said with a smile: "Brother Hu's words are wrong, if you say that in other aspects, Brother Hu may not really be able to help." But in the spell of 'planting dragons', it is really necessary to have the help of Brother Hu. Poor Dao has already said before, Brother Hu has a noble face and an extraordinary life, if it is not for the life of the princes all the way in the future, he will have the ability to ascend to immortals. Although Brother Hu has not yet made a career and has not practiced, Brother Hu has extraordinary luck in his body. And the method of cultivating dragons in the poor way is actually based on dragon blood as the seed and the blood of heroes in the world as the ......"

"Don't say it!" Suddenly, Hu Lai interrupted Zhang Xuanqing's words loudly, his face was flustered, he forced himself to calm down, and laughed dryly: "Dao Elder won't still want to give me Hu Lai bloodletting, right? Don't mind, Hu Lai I am a grass people, not as magical as Dao Chang said." And as the saying goes, ten meals, one drop of blood, I have eaten the last meal and not the next meal, if I am really put so much blood by the Taoist chief, then I will not survive. I don't do it anyway!"

Just kidding, although both donkeys and Zhuang Feng were bloodied by Zhang Xuanqing, and one person and one donkey are nothing wrong except for the complexion and luster of the hair. And Zhang Xuanqing can also make the wounds of the two heal. But the ghost knows that his Xuanqing still doesn't let his wounds heal? In case Xuanqing harbors evil intentions and directly opens a hole in his neck, will he still be alive?

Even if Zhang Xuanqing didn't dare to do that in front of so many people, don't forget, he can do spells! Even if he did the same as Zhuang Feng, he also opened his wrist and healed his wounds. But what if Zhang Xuanqing secretly did something wrong? What if he left the crowd and returned to his own house, and the wound was cracked again? Anyway, Hu Lai couldn't believe Zhang Xuanqing. And the scoundrel, what he is best at is playing a scoundrel, where would he want any face? So without thinking about it, he directly refused.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Xuanqing seemed to see through his thoughts, and said with a light smile: "Brother Hu, don't worry, God has the virtue of a good life, and the poor Dao will never take the opportunity to harm your name." And, when did Poor Dao say that he wanted your blood? Brother Donkey's essence and blood are seeds, and Brother Zhuang's blood is soil. Originally, it really needed the blood of a person with great luck to irrigate the water, but Brother Hu's life was extraordinary. Even if someone else is hurt, there will be cause and effect. Even if you hurt yourself, you will have a period of bad luck, where is the poor road willing to harm Brother Hu? Therefore, the help that the poor road asked Brother Hu to help is just to let Brother Hu pee on the seeds that the poor road has just started to pee -- don't think that the poor road is joking, the poor road has already said several times, Brother Hu's life is extraordinary, it is a bubble of urine, compared to ordinary people's blood, that is far higher!"

As soon as this statement came out, even many onlookers were skeptical. Hu Lai's life is extraordinary? In this case, how can he still be a scoundrel for so many years? However, there is still a secret button in Zhang Xuanqing's words, and everyone thinks for a moment, and they think: Maybe it is really as the Taoist chief said, this Hu Lai can really make some achievements in the future. And now the reason why Hu Lai is a scoundrel is because he has not yet made a career. Don't they all say that, when heaven and earth rely on their strength, they are not free to transport heroes. The Hu Lai in front of him is a time when his luck is low, and when he comes to operate in the future, maybe there will be a day when he will be on the rise.

Even Hu Lai couldn't help but think a little, and said hesitantly: "That Taoist priest, you really didn't lie to me?

Zhang Xuanqing said with a smile: "That's natural, there are so many fathers and villagers present to testify, will the poor Dao still come nonsense?"

Hu Lai snorted: "That's not good, let me pee in front of so many people, what are you to me!"

At this time, without waiting for Zhang Xuanqing to speak, the onlookers all spoke one by one.

"Hulai, you're almost done, just pee in public, haven't you done it?"

"Who was the one who chased Widow Li to take off her pants a few months ago? Hmph! If it weren't for the eldest brother who was left behind, maybe people would have been ruined by you!"

"That's right! And the lady of the Wang family, people stay at home well, you go to pee in other people's houses-hey! It's a shame that Wang Lao Liu went back early and ran away with you, a brute. Otherwise, with the temperament of that lady of the Wang family, I am afraid that you have already suffered a life lawsuit, how can you continue to do nonsense now?"

"Okay, nonsense, you're not your brother talking nonsense, just stop talking nonsense......! Ahh ā€

ā€œ......ā€

Everyone gossiped, you said a word, and none of them said that Hu Lai was not allowed to pee. He was so angry that he stabbed his neck and shouted: "I won't lie, what can you do to me?"

I heard someone in the crowd say: "It's not good, there are so many of us, it's a big deal to join forces and beat you." ā€

"Hehe, this is a good idea, anyway, there are so many people, do you dare to retaliate one by one?"

"Hmph! I'm not afraid to take revenge and come back! Lao Tzu has wanted to beat him for a long time. ā€

"If you want me to say, it's actually this nonsense that I'm afraid. He was afraid that the Dao man would really grow a dragon, and not only would he not get the benefits, but he would also kowtow and apologize. ā€

"That's right!"

"But everyone can see the facts clearly, even if the Taoist can't grow a dragon, it's his nonsense. So, it's time to kowtow, it's time to kowtow!"

"That's it, if he doesn't knock, let's force him to knock, otherwise we won't let him go!"

Because there were too many people talking, there were more people on the scene, and Hu Lai couldn't tell who said it. I had to stare at the crowd hatefully, and slammed my neck again: "Sprinkle, scatter, I'm a person who is afraid of things? Hmph!

As he spoke, he lifted the hem of his clothes, walked to the position where Zhang Xuanqing buried the seeds, and began to take off his pants. But halfway through, it stops. (To be continued.) )