"That Taoist priest, this is your last request, right? If you keep humiliating me endlessly, I won't do it!" said Hu Lai took off his pants halfway through, suddenly stopped, turned his head and shouted at Zhang Xuanqing. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

His worries are not unreasonable, originally, Zhang Xuanqing let him pee in public, obviously there is an element to humiliate him. If he doesn't say it in advance, he won't be able to tell Zhang Xuanqing what other excessive requirements he has for a while.

I heard Zhang Xuanqing say leisurely: "Brother Hu, don't worry, as long as you pee on that kind of seed, your business will be over." If you can't grow it, it's a poor problem, and I definitely won't blame you!"

Hu Lai snorted when he heard this, and completely took off his half-stripped pants, revealing the work below. Not to mention, don't look at how thin this kid is, that thing down there is really big. It's not that there are no women present, but it's not a big girl or a little daughter-in-law, even the youngest is estimated to be Hu Lai's mother. Seeing that Hu Lai really took off his pants, he snorted one by one, but he didn't shift his gaze at all, and his eyes flashed with inexplicable brilliance.

The men even commented one by one: "Don't say it, Hu Lai, this kid, really has a bit of capital." ”

"What's the use of having capital, isn't it still impossible to marry a daughter-in-law? Such a big thing, it's all blind to him!"

"Tsk~ I said brother, you won't be greedy, right? What's the matter, you're so small that you can't satisfy your family?"

"What nonsense!

The other did not relent: "Da is still sour just now? cut ~ Just say it when you are young, don't worry, I won't laugh at you." ”

The red-faced face turned even redder: "What do you say?

"I said, you're small, I'm never going to laugh at your ......"

"Straight mother thief, fuck your mother!"

"Can you say another one?"

"Try it!"

“......”

Well, it turned out to be a couple.

Hearing everyone's discussions, Hu Lai was very proud, especially the one who fought "for him", which made him tilt his chin to the sky.

Sweeping around the men with an almost defiant gaze, he lifted the hem of his shirt higher, his trousers lower, and his slender fingers picked up the thick work and shook it, and then the sound of rushing water sounded.

Not to mention, he really had a lot of it, and after peeing for a while, the pair of people who were fighting were squeezed out before he stopped.

After shaking off the work, he turned his head and asked Zhang Xuanqing: "That Taoist priest, it's always okay now, right?"

However, before Zhang Xuanqing could reply, suddenly a golden light appeared on the ground, and from the golden light, a dragon-shaped object with teeth and claws appeared. That thing grows when it encounters the wind, rubs and rubs, and rises high in the blink of an eye. The roots arched so that the ground cracked and bulged, and Hu Laiyin was so close that he was caught off guard, and he was directly overturned to the ground, and even rolled a few times.

I saw Zhang Xuanqing go to help with an apologetic face, and said: "Oh, Brother Hu, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, leave quickly after peeing, don't be hurt by mistake." ”

What do you mean by forgetting to tell? I see that you did it on purpose! Hu Lai got up and shook off Zhang Xuanqing's hand angrily. was lifting his pants and tying his belt, but unexpectedly he heard Zhang Xuanqing say again: "By the way, there is one more thing I forgot to remind Brother Hu." The best way to water the 'dragon seed' is to urinate in the container first, and then to water it. And like Brother Hu, if you water it directly, it is very likely that you will be sucked by the dragon seed. I don't know if Brother Hu feels weak or weak now? If not, it's okay, if there is...... That's going to be bad!"

It's okay if he doesn't say it, Hu Lai doesn't feel anything. But as soon as he finished speaking, Hu Lai suddenly felt weak in his feet, his limbs weakened, and he felt a feeling of weakness in his heart, and that feeling became worse and worse, making him almost unable to stand. His face changed in an instant, he was shocked and angry, and pointed at Zhang Xuanqing: "You, you, you ......" was so angry that he didn't even know how to scold.

Zhang Xuanqing still smiled shyly: "Brother Hu, don't be angry, don't be angry, in fact, it's not that there is no solution-see this dragon planted by the poor Dao, slaughter it and eat meat in a while, Brother Hu's life will naturally return to your body." ”

Hearing him say this, Hu Lai hurriedly looked at the thing that grew from the ground in front of him. But when I saw what kind of dragon it was, it was clearly a dragon-shaped tree. The roots of the tree are still partially exposed, resembling a dragon's tail, and the trunk winds upwards like a dragon's body, but halfway through, the trunk begins to spiral again, forming a trunk. The tree has only four branches, which resemble dragon claws, but the leaves cover the entire tree from top to bottom, like dragon scales. Hu suddenly became anxious after seeing it clearly: "Stinky Taoist, didn't you say that if I eat the meat of this thing, my life will be able to make up for it?"

It's a pity that no matter how smart and clever Ren Hulai is, he can't imagine that in fact, everything is Zhang Xuanqing's favoritism. Whether it was the donkey kowtowing, Zhuang Feng's bloodletting, or even his feeling weak, it was all caused by illusion. However, the first few were okay, and in the end, his weak body also made Zhang Xuanqing useless. First hinted, and then used mental power to lure his subconscious...... In short, it took a lot of effort to make him feel weak. Speaking of which, Zhang Xuanqing can waste so much thought on him, he should be proud.

On the other side, Zhang Xuanqing smiled when he saw that Hu Lai had completely fallen into the pit he had dug, and he said, "Brother Hu, don't worry, the spell of Poor Dao has not been cast yet. As we all know, the literary brilliance of the dragon clan is comparable to the talent of our human race. And the reason why sentient beings can survive is that little bit of spirituality in the body, otherwise the physical body alone is completely equivalent to a dead thing. The dragon planted by the poor road in front of him is missing that bit of spirituality. Therefore, the poor road also needs to have a literati present to help the poor road, so that the dragon has a little literary talent, and the higher the knowledge, the better. Because the more knowledgeable one is, the more sensitive his mind is, and the stronger his spirituality. If you don't have knowledge and no literary talent, I'm afraid you won't be able to wake up this dragon, so Poor Dao doesn't need Brother Hu - of course, Poor Dao doesn't mean that Brother Hu is uneducated, but he has promised Brother Hu before that he would only ask Brother Hu for a favor, and it's not good to speak again now. All the folks, fathers, and scholars present, I wonder if anyone would like to come out and give it a try?"

The voice fell, and everyone present immediately looked at each other. Not to mention this remote town, how can there be so many brilliant writers, even if there are, who wants to stand up? Do they still remember what Zhang Xuanqing said to Hu just now, if Wencai is also the same as the number of fates, they were all sucked away by the dragon, then they have no place to cry.

After waiting for a while, seeing that no one answered, Hu Lai couldn't help but cry out anxiously: "Why are you stunned? If it doesn't come out...... Hmph, don't let me see you, let me know you're here, don't come out yet, I'll go to your house every day in the future!" As he spoke, he scanned the crowd with a pair of mung bean eyes, obviously looking for a reader.

At this moment, there was a sudden oops, and a child ran out of the crowd. (To be continued.) )