Chapter Twenty-Nine: You Know a Fart!
"You insidious dead mother-in-law! You dare to change the law and calculate the master, wait for me to go out and let my master break off your friendship with you! You wait......"
"No wonder my master doesn't like you! Look at you, you don't look like a good person, a perverted dead bastard! Let me out!"
"Ahhh......!!h Let me out!"
Xiao Qi's throat was almost hoarse, he still couldn't believe that such an unlucky thing for Mao could make Xiao Ye stand up? !
Isn't that kind?
Don't you treat me as your own family?
How long will it be to stay until you are "relieved of your anger"?
the old woman!
It's hopeless to expect her to relieve her anger, and to describe her with a small belly and chicken intestines is a supreme compliment to her......
Xiao Qi scolded and shouted, while carefully finding the exit in the secret room inch by inch, if it weren't for the fact that this old woman was really pitiful, she would have used those clichés learned in later generations, even if she didn't scold her to death, she could be mad!
It took two hours to carefully examine every corner, and Xiao Qi finally understood......
The only flaw in the entire secret room that was not flawed was the half-foot-thick stone door.
And the thickness of the mountain walls on all sides ...... At least one meter......
In this case, lift your breath, concentrate your mind, and raise your palms......
【Donkey Kong Palm】・【Windward Barrier】
Make the palm print of the Buddha on your hand, the internal force of the whole body surges, the qi sinks into the dantian, and the wind and thunder are shouted out with one palm!
"Drink—"
And then the egg......
"Bang"
There was only a muffled sound, and there was not even a trace of anything special.
Seeing this, Xiao Qi sighed helplessly: "Sure enough, it's a bit of a joke to expect the empty palm to break through the stone gate......"
Taking a deep breath, the North Darkness True Qi turned into masculine energy, and the left palm was stacked on the right palm, close to each other and violently attacked.
【Tianshan Six Yang Palm】・【Sunset Molten Gold】
"Bang"
And then the egg......
This time, it left a trace, a shallow handprint......
"Huh...... Master still goes to learn the [Life and Death Talisman]......"
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Half a month later, Wuyazi came out of the customs, and the whole person was red and full of vitality.
"Master, you ...... All right?"
Su Xinghe glanced at it, he couldn't see the depth at all, and couldn't help but be excited.
"No, it's far from ......"
Wu Yazi sighed: "The rest are 'roots', and they can't be removed...... That [Yi Tendon Forging Bone Chapter] is very effective, a refined Northern Soul True Qi, plus Jiuhua and Xiao Huandan, is enough to support me not to fall within a few years, you don't have to worry......"
Wu Yazi glanced around: "Xiao Qi...... Haven't come back yet?"
As soon as he mentioned the little junior brother, Su Xinghe couldn't help but worry, and only shook his head.
"Then you don't have to look for it, and you won't be able to come back in a short time......"
When Su Xinghe heard it, it seemed that he knew!
"Master, do you know where he is?"
Wu Yazi couldn't help but smile bitterly, and slowly spit out three words: "Vulture Palace." ”
"But the disciple sent someone to ask the uncle, but she didn't see the old man's message, but I didn't see ......."
"Alas, Xiao Qi pretended to be smart and took my painting to see her, if the senior sister didn't get angry and rectify him, she wouldn't be the senior sister......"
Ah Zi, who was bored next to him, immediately laughed when he heard it: "Yes!"
Su Xinghe looked at this old and young, what do you mean?
It sounds a little gloating......
"That'...... What can we do?"
"Wait, this kid is self-inflicted, and it is estimated that it will be about the same in two or three months...... Let him mess with my things!
Su Xinghe's cold sweat flowed down instantly, he was worthy of being a master, and the pit apprentice had no pressure in minutes.
"Next is Ding Chunqiu's business......"
Wu Yazi's tone was indifferent: "You recall those eight apprentices, Ding Chunqiu probably can't sit still, as long as he gives him a reason, he will definitely take the opportunity to investigate, and then wait for Xiao Qi's time, let's study the chess skills......"
“...... Chess...... Art?"
"Zhenlong. ”
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"The begging value was successfully exchanged...... B+ level [Silent Palm Technique] ......"
[Name]: Silent palm
[Type]: Palm technique
[Quality]: B+
[Origin]: "Beggar Princess" Gongsun Yan learned from her husband, this palm is silent, the power is unparalleled, it is rare in the world, but because of the restrictions on the palm, the charging time is too long, and it is not suitable for the enemy.
[Skill]: None
[Remarks]: There are few useful times, but where it is useful, it is very useful!
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Xiao Qi folded his hand on the hollow of the palm print on the door for the 1837th time, and slowly closed his eyes.
One minute......
The strength of the entire arm of the right hand is gathered in the palm of the hand......
Two minutes......
The internal force in the dantian is taken on the wrist......
Three-minute ......
The inner strength of the upper body is concentrated in the front elbow......
Four minutes ......
The whole body is full of internal force through the right arm......
Five minutes......
Xiao Qi opened his eyes and gently sent forward.
"Click"
After a slight sound, the crack that appeared from the palm print slowly spread to the entire stone door......
Bang la blah
The stones and powder fell off, and a figure floated out of it like a ghost......
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"How long has it been closed?" asked Grandma Tong lazily.
Rectifying Wuyazi's most beloved apprentice is really the best way to get angry, the longer it is closed, the worse it is, the happier grandma is!
Mei Jian looked up cautiously: "It's been three months......"
"He's still swearing all day long?"
"I've been honest in the last few days, and it seems like I haven't eaten since the day before yesterday...... Lord, or ......"
"That kid is playing some tricks, don't worry about him!
"But...... He's been ...... these days."
"Mei Jian ......"
"The lord spares his life......!"
“...... What's so good about that kid, he has a smooth tone and no respect, and you still intercede for him one by one...... Well, go check it out. ”
Mei Jian could see that the lord's qi had almost disappeared, after all, Xiao Qi was not guilty, if Xiao Qi could be soft this time, he would definitely be able to come out!
Mei Jian energetically led Grandma Tong to the underground stone room, turned the last corner, and stood still.
"Why don't you ......" Grandma Tong looked at it and froze: "This ......"
Eye-catching, gravel all over the ground!
It took a lot of effort and money to create an extremely hard sealing stone...... It was shattered......
Grandma Tong stepped forward and picked up two pieces at random, and saw the extremely smooth gravure on them......
"Good boy!"
Grandma Tong actually praised it, and then looked up at the stone wall of the secret room, it was sunny just now, and in an instant it rained, snowed, and hailed......
"Old witch, the master still has something to do, so I won't leave ......"
In the back is a big Q version of the smiley face with the tongue exposed......
And the whole sentence is completely covered on the four walls, and the pattern of martial arts cheats is a mess......
"Give the order, I want to ...... head"
"The Lord is angry, this ......"
"I want a !!!! head"
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Drum Mountain, Su Xinghe and Wuyazi are playing chess.
You don't have to beware of the strange tricks that come and go with Su Xinghe, and Su Xinghe's chess style is very "positive", you can always win without a cliff with him, and the more you play, the more cool it is.
Su Xinghe doesn't have to carry a stack of silver tickets ready to give it out at any time, if he loses, he loses, and there is nothing to lose anyway.
Both of them are happy, but some people are going crazy with their upset!
"Old man......"
The same eerie voice as Grandma Tong sounded beside Wu Yazi.
"I'm back, I'm waiting for you. ”
This light voice seems to be very indifferent......
Xiao Qi immediately became anxious, and his blood was boiling!
Do you know that because of your bad things, it took more than a year for the master to learn the [Life and Death Talisman]?
Do you know that just because of your bad things, the master has read the broken medical book for five months?
Do you know that because of your bad things, the master stayed in the dark secret room for three months?
Do you know that just because of your bad things, the master didn't eat a chicken to celebrate his thirteenth birthday?
Did You Know......
You know!
Xiao Qi broke the teapot on the side, raised his hand to freeze the ice, and sent it over with a [Life and Death Talisman]......
Wu Yazi immediately froze.
Su Xinghe, Ah Zi and the rest of the disciples were also dumbfounded......