Self-defeating, stealing chickens and eating rice describes Xiao Qi's stupidity!

Not wronged at all.

Anyway, no matter who Grandma Tong sees as the person in the painting, it is expected that her mood will definitely not be good, even if she sends a few people to Xiao Qi's room in the middle of the night to slaughter him to relieve her hatred, Xiao Qi can understand, but the strange thing is that it ...... I didn't say anything all night, and I was invited to the living room for dinner early the next morning......

This is irritated crazy......

"This ...... This is a gift from your nephew, and you must always accept it. ”

Regardless of 3721, I gave the gift first to save some impression.

Grandma Tong took the hairpin and bracelet and said with a smile:

"Honor me by robbing my money to buy some bargains, it seems that you have a deep cliff ......"

I still can't talk like this, and I don't seem crazy......

“...... That's ~, otherwise you can't call a disciple in the room!"

Xiao Qi looked proud, completely ignoring the first half of Grandma Tong's sentence.

Grandma Tong looked at that face, endured and endured, and smiled: "...... Then you, come here, what's the matter?"

"No, no, I just came to see you. ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Ju Jian, send off!"

"Don't don't, actually...... Actually, I'm here to learn the death charm......"

Xiao Qi sighed stiffly, eighty percent of the plan was going to be in vain.

"Look at your child's polite ......"

Unexpectedly, Grandma Tong grabbed his hand and said amiably: "Carving insect skills, I will pass you on tomorrow! ”

Xiao Qi was pleasantly surprised when he heard this: "Really, uncle, you are really a good person, my master doesn't like you, that's because he is blind!"

Grandma Tong: "Hehe......"

On the same day, because he was new to the school, Grandma Tong sent the four twin sisters of Meilan Zhuju to lead Xiao Qi to play in the Ethereal Peak.

Xiao Qi was dizzy and enjoyed the warm fragrance of the warm jade......

......

......

The next day, Xiao Qi came to find the death charm of Tianshan Tong's student.

Grandma Tong: "Students need to learn [Tianshan Liuyang Palm] before they die, first solve the talisman and then plant the talisman, and the order cannot be messed up." ”

Eh, isn't it a symbol first and then a symbol?

Isn't that how you learned from Xuzhu?

Am I mistaken?

However, Xiao Qi saw that his uncle looked serious, and his doubts were quickly put to the back of his mind, and he began to carefully study with Grandma Tong.

I learned two tricks in one month......

"Uncle Shi, should we speed up the progress a little bit......

"[Tianshan Six Yang Palm] is not a vulgar martial art, especially the foundation, besides, 'six' is the number of two yangs, and the internal strength of yin and yang is the foundation of the six yang palms, so you must not be careless......!

A cute little girl walked in and led the confused little seven away.

A dangerous smile appeared on the face of Tianshan Tong's grandmother......

......

......

Three months later.

"Uncle Shi, it's okay this time, I'm already ripe for the Tianshan Six Yang Palms!"

It's going to be half a year, and if it goes on like this, it's really going to be delayed!

"Well, yes, if you don't say it, I'm about to mention it to you......"

Grandma Tong had a serious face, as if Xiao Qi's failure to do his job had delayed the progress of the professor......

Huh?

It's not that you always say that my foundation is unstable and my foundation is unstable, how did you get involved with me?

Forget it, it's good to learn......

Xiao Qi took a handful of tears for himself, it was not easy!

And then......

Xiao Qi was led to a room by Grandma Tong, and the room was full of books.

"The second step in solving the life and death talisman is to learn medical ......"

"What?!Do you still need to study medicine to solve life and death talismans?!"

Xiao Qiyi almost went berserk when he heard it!

"Of course, although there is only yin and yang in the life and death talisman, but the order is indefinite, and the number of techniques is different, do whatever you want, there are thousands of changes, if you don't learn the Vulture Palace Medical Codex, how can you master the yin, yang, void, and reality of each life and death talisman?

It seems to make sense......

Wrong!

This is absolutely not right!

It's impossible to remember mistaken this time, Xuzhu's stupid monk definitely didn't study medicine when he solved life and death talismans and refined life and death talismans!

"No, uncle, you ......"

"What? You question me? There is absolutely no one in the world today who knows more about life and death charms than I do...... If you don't want to learn and no one forces you, please leave!"

Xiao Qi: "......"

For it, the master has wasted half a year, and if he doesn't learn, he won't learn?

"Ahem, don't be angry, I'll learn. To be on the safe side, Xiao Qi asked again before entering the house: "Is it okay to read these books?"

Grandma Tong coughed lightly and turned her head: "...... Absolutely. ”

"Well, that's good, I hope Uncle Shi will remember today's words. ”

Xiao Qi shook his head, even if he knew that Grandma Tong might be playing with him, he had to grit his teeth and do it, sit on the ground at random, grab one, and begin to immerse himself in this sea of books......

......

......

Drum Mountain.

Su Xinghe is looking forward to it, it's been more than half a year, and Xiao Qi still hasn't heard any news at all!

It's a desperate person.

Hangu Bayou almost lived on the road to the top of the Drum Mountain, and he hoped that the little uncle could come back soon, even if he didn't come back for the time being, he would pass on a message, it was better than seeing no one alive and no corpse alive like now.

"The person who was sent to the Vulture Palace to investigate last month has returned, and it seems that the Vulture Palace doesn't know about Uncle Xiao at all......"

Xue Muhua wondered and recounted the news he had just gotten.

"This is strange, according to the little junior brother's out-of-the-box temperament, if you walk around the rivers and lakes, it is impossible to have no news at all, and you are not ......in the Vulture Palace."

Ah Zi practiced the [Tianluo Footwork] over and over again on the side, and barely had a prototype, and said casually when she heard the words: "It must be a beautiful sister who has fallen in love with her, and she forgot about the ancestor!"

"Don't talk nonsense, your little uncle is not that kind of person......"

Su Xinghe said in a deep voice, recalling the unreliable words and deeds of that guy before, and he was a little hesitant when he spoke.

Ah Zi only replied with two words: "Hehe"

Then he bit his lip and continued to walk over and over again: "This rotten footwork, I don't believe it and I can't learn it!"

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......

Another five months later.

Xiao Qi finally finished reading the sea of books, and he had been reading books almost without leaving home for the past five months, and now he has forgotten most of his martial arts, and his mind is full of pharmacy and medical science, and rare ancient prescriptions......

"Division...... Uncle, this time...... Always ...... It's done......"

After reading these, Xiao Qi has become a doctor who has rejuvenated his hands, at least he is also a Tulangzhong who can give people symptoms and medicine.

At this time, the tortured languishing Xiao Qi said breathlessly.

If it doesn't work, the master really won't learn......

I don't dare to learn anymore...... The qualification requirements are too high!

It's been almost a year, and I'm really going to be played to death by it.

Grandma Tong looked at his miserable appearance and hesitated for a moment......

However, the father's debt is repaid by the son, and the teacher's debt is repaid in vain!

Even if Grandma falls in love with Wuyazi, what if he doesn't like Grandma?

Grandma sees whoever is not pleasing to the eye, and she will play to death!

"Okay, I don't see that you don't have that spirit today, take a break, and officially pass you the [Life and Death Talisman] tomorrow, this time it's absolutely right!"

Xiao Qi was simply grateful to Dade and bowed: "Thank you so much, uncle!"

"Uh...... That's it, I'll go back first. ”

Xiao Qi's body was crooked, and Mei Jian helped him back to the room under the gesture of Grandma Tong.

I slept for three days.

Day 4.

"Uncle Shi, where are you going this time?"

"Refining the life and death talisman requires condensing thin ice with pure yin internal force, you have learned the [Tianshan Six Yang Palm], it should not be difficult to do this, the next thing is to learn how to attach masculine and feminine internal force to the thin ice, it is summer now, the temperature around is too high, which is not conducive to your understanding, I will take you to the underground stone room of our Vulture Palace, which is an excellent place to learn [Life and Death Talisman], plus there are also illustrations of making [Life and Death Talisman] around, you refer to the cultivation to complement each other......"

"Since there are graphics, you don't have to bother so much, you just knew that I would learn it myself......"

"How can that be? You are a disciple of Wuyazi, I must take good care of ......"

"Uncle Shi, your old man finally has a little conscience...... Ah no, it's really high-minded, yes, high-minded. ”

Soon, the two of them came to a closed stone chamber one after the other.

There are also all kinds of free school martial arts painted on the four walls around the stone room, Xiao Qi casually glanced twice, and found that there were not only [Life and Death Charms], [Tianshan Folding Plum Hands] and [Tianshan Six Yang Palms], but also looked at another place, and couldn't help but admire: "Wow, Uncle Shi, you still have Uncle Shi's unique [Baihong Palm Power] here?"

Teacher...... Li, Qiu, Shui......

Hearing these words, the hesitation in Grandma Tong's eyes suddenly disappeared.

"yes, you take your time. ”

Xiao Qi nodded subconsciously, and looked at it with great interest for a long time, before he said without looking back: "Uncle, let's still learn the death talisman first...... Huh, what about people?"

At the moment of doubt, a thunderous sound sounded.

Great earthquake trembling!

"Bang-"

The door of the stone room slammed down, and there was only a faint candlelight left in the secret room!

Xiao Qi didn't react yet, so he only said sluggishly: "...... Uncle Shi ...... What is this for?"

Then I heard the words that Grandma Tong sent to her ears with the [Transmission of Sound Soul Searching Dafa]: "Master and nephew, don't worry, grandma will not treat you badly, it is good to eat and live, and there is a gift from the Vulture Palace martial arts...... You're here, until grandma 'decompresses'!hahaha......"

“......”

Silent......

Deathly silence!

"Ahhh!!!!h