74. Another incident
Tu Podao said again: "The meat dishes in this store should be added with the word 'human', the human lungs, human intestines and human belly are pig lungs, pig intestines and pork belly, and the toon mixed with human brain is toon mixed with tofu, as for the 'yin and yang red and yellow wine' Although it sounds disgusting, it really doesn't use the ...... of men and women."
Li Zhihua smiled: "Okay, okay." We don't become flies today, but we become goblins, shaking our heads and pouting.
Tu Po Dao laughed.
It didn't take long, and the guests in the east room had finished eating, and Xiao Er was busy going in to clean up. Tu Podao shouted: "Clean up, and drive away the stench left on those people, so as not to make Lao Tzu a few disgusting." ”
The few people who had just eaten wine walked to the shopkeeper and were about to settle the accounts, and they were all angry when they heard the insults and ridicules in Tu Podao's words. One of them, a twenty-four-five-year-old young man, shouted angrily at him, "Who did this friend just say?"
Li Zhihua saw that there were six of them, all of them were in their best suits, all of them were about twenty or thirty years old, all of them were wearing swords, they were blushing from eating, and some of them still had milky white in the corners of their eyes, which made people feel disgusted and disgusting. Seeing that they were angry and wanted something bad, Fourth Brother Tu shouted out in his voice, and he was afraid that he would shout out of the rack.
Tu Podao was ignorant of the man's angry rebuke, and still shouted to himself: "Xiao Er, did you hear this turtle son, someone let out a stinky fart just now, it smells terrible, hurry up and drive it away, don't make Lao Tzu unhappy." ”
The diners laughed when they heard him deliberately sneer at these people. This laugh, the six people were furious, and one of them yelled and scolded: "Whoever dares to laugh again, Lao Tzu killed whom!" After the man finished speaking, he walked up to the butcher knife and said: "The kid is quite bold, who did he scold just now?"
Tu Podao saw that this person was thirty-one or twelve years old, tall and thin, with bright eyes, and a pimple bulging on his temples. Sneered: "I see that my friend, you want to find fault, when did Lao Tzu say you? There are many people eating and drinking in this hotel, you come to shout a fart, dare to be a thief? I advise you to settle the bill and walk as soon as possible, don't make Lao Tzu angry." ”
Although the man was furious, he did not attack for a moment, and looked at the three of them with a fierce intent. Seeing that the three of them except for the slaughter knife, the other two were white and fat, with an expressionless face, and the other was a handsome young man. The man glanced at them and said, "Which way is my friend?"
Tu Podao said: "Lao Tzu is official. ”
The man was angry and said, "What kind of wealth?"
Tu Podao smiled: "Catch the murderer." ”
Then he asked, "Which one?"
Tu Podao said: "No one is called a brother, it's all your son." ”
The man was furious, stretched out his hand and pointed out, "Go out and make love!"
Tu Podao said: "Who is making out with you? I'm not really your old man." ”
When the people in the hotel saw that they were about to fight in an instant, they were so frightened that they fled outside. The shopkeeper came over and persuaded: "Fourth master, the wine and food are ready, the three of you will use them as soon as possible." It's all a joke, don't take it seriously. ”
The man snorted and said coldly, "This friend is afraid that he won't be able to enjoy this meal." ”
Tu Podao also smiled: "This friend has to keep it in his stomach forever after eating wine and food today, and he doesn't need to eat and anymore, but it is extremely cheap for you." ”
Li Zhihua saw that this fight was about to happen, and stepped forward to persuade: "A few brothers are angry, my brother likes to joke, don't hurt the harmony." ”
The man paid no attention to him. sneered: "Okay, I see if Ah Lao can't pull in the future, or the little cub won't be able to pull." Let's talk about it. ”
Although Tu Podao's martial arts are high, he has little experience in the rivers and lakes, and the three of them can't understand the incisions and scolding words that the man said.
Tu Podao understands the words "or", and knows that he means that there is a life and death today. Then he smiled at the shopkeeper and said, "Ghost of the underworld, do you want real human flesh today?"
The shopkeeper said with a bitter face: "The fourth master is good, I don't want any meat." ”
The man waited anxiously, and when he saw that Tu Podao ignored him, he immediately turned his palm into a hook and grabbed the opponent's throat.
In a hurry, the slaughtering knife hurriedly flashed to the right, and this person did not have half a sign when he shot, and it was extremely fast. Although the butcher knife dodged quickly, the throat was still scratched by the man.
屠破刀唰地一声抽出长刀,骂道:“你奶奶的找死,今后非让你没屎拉不可!”
The man was like a shadow, scratching and poking at the throat, eyes and other parts of the butcher knife, and his tricks were fierce and vicious.
Tu Podao saw that this person was vicious, and he was furious in his heart, the other party's move was too fast, but the long knife in his hand had no time to cut out, flashed the other party's finger and poked, a somersault, and landed on the street outside the hotel. He already had the opportunity to attack at this moment, seeing that the opponent was coming towards the throat lock with another claw, and the long knife went straight forward, slashing a few times, indescribably fast.
When the man saw that he had repelled the opponent within a few moves, he no longer took him in his eyes, and saw that although he had a knife in his hand, he was a master of art and bold, and wanted to take the opponent's long knife away empty-handed. The person thought beautifully, but he neglected how fast the other party's handle was at this time.
This person probed with his hands and claws, and suddenly felt the cold light dazzling in front of him, and the cold wind invaded his face, and he couldn't help but feel terrible in his heart, and just wanted to withdraw his arm, but it was too late, only to feel a sharp pain in his arm, and the skin, bones, and tendons made a sound of separation, and the arm was instantly cut into a skeleton, trembling slightly, screaming in pain, and retreating.
When the people on the street saw this, they were all shocked, and some of them said in horror: "This is the fourth master of Tumen Villa, who dares to fight him?"
The other five people saw that their accomplice's life was instantaneous, and they were all terrified of this person's knife speed. So, he went straight to kill. All of them are sharp and swift and ruthless.
Wu Kuan had already pierced out at this time, and the iron stump swept straight to the point, and the seven people suddenly became a ball.
When the pedestrians and vendors on the street saw this fight, they were so frightened that they scattered far away, and some even went to collect the stalls, and the whole street gave way to a venue.
Although the Tu Po knife technique is extremely fast, there are many people who can besiege it, and the opponents are also very high in martial arts and have deep internal strength. Although he also hit a few of them, he was not seriously injured and had no time to cut them well. Although the other party was also afraid of his knife speed, they were all fierce and abnormal, and after being injured, they were still fearless and fiercely attacked.
Li Zhihua saw that the martial arts of the other party in front of the store were not low, I was afraid that after a long time, Tu Wu and the two would make a mistake, and everyone in the village knew that they would send each other off, if they were injured and went back, they would be shameless to go to Tumen Villa next time.
Thinking of this, he shouted loudly: "The two elder brothers will retreat, and the younger brother Rong will also try his fists and feet." The cry was settled, and his body was shot through like an arrow.
Tu Podao and Wu Kuan heard Li Zhihua shouting, so they smiled and said, "Okay, these little thieves will be left to Brother Li to teach a lesson." After that, he slashed a few times, forced the two back, and Wu Kuan quickly retreated.
How could these five people let them go? Li Zhihua approached the front, the left hand probe, had grabbed a person's wrist, pushed to the right, another back kick, kicked down a person, and then poked the original person's shoulder chastity acupoint with a finger, and performed a close-quarters grappling technique, elbow hit the point, grabbed the shoulder and cut the knee, the body was as brisk as a cunning mink, it can be said that the road was a batch of trouble, and after a long time, these people were all knocked down by him.
These people were all shocked when they saw that a young man's martial arts were so strong, and they secretly exclaimed: "We have also fought a few times along the way, and we have no opponents, but I didn't expect that there are top masters in this inconspicuous town, even if the Lord comes to the battle, I am afraid it will be difficult to win." Several people crooked on the side of the road, carefully examining the three of them. Suddenly, a man took off his bow, took out an arrow with a round head and tail from his sac, and shot it into the sky. Listening to the sound of "whoosh", the flower feather arrow flashed an extremely dazzling green light and flew into the sky, with a loud "snap", and turned into countless multi-colored fires, and dispersed with a strange "woo" sound to the surroundings.
Seeing the strange situation, Tu Podao laughed and said: "Wang Ba Lamb, knowing that my brother's kung fu is powerful, I secretly praise it in my heart, I'm afraid we don't know, so he released a big fireworks and firecrackers to cheer and show his clothes, and put another one for Lao Tzu to take a closer look." ”
Li Zhihua thought to himself: "This person's archery is a signal, and their inner gang must be not far away, and it seems that a fight will be difficult to dodge." Then he said to Tu Podao: "Take these people into custody for the time being, their people will soon be found to fight, if we are defeated, their people are captured by us, and it will be easier for us to get out." ”
Tu Podao said: "How could their people come so skillfully, even if there are a few more, what are they afraid of?"
At this time, I suddenly heard a long whining sound not far away, and then there were sounds in all directions, and the sound was getting closer and closer, and in an instant, it was nearly dozens of feet away.
At this time, the restaurants and shops, the vendors and idlers all retreated and closed their homes, and everyone was afraid of getting on themselves, and each of them cowered in the room or fled from the alley, and some of the brave ones flashed the cracks in the door or climbed the tree to go to the house, to be shocked by this melee that was about to be splashed with blood and bones.
There were about seventy or eighty people gathered around, and it was surprising that in every crowd, there were mostly women, or knives or swords, or hooks or thorns, and the sun reflected the cold and dazzling. These women's costumes are different, with short skirts, colorful scarves wrapped in hair, huge earrings, and colorful ends. Li Zhihua secretly thought that these women's costumes were similar to those of the women of the Han family. Don't guess, you can know that these are either Miao Jiang women or Yi Dong and other clansmen. Those men were either men or non-Hans, all of them were fierce, powerful, lean, and sharp, with different blades, and they all tended to come around.
Li Zhihua took out the spring sword and stuck it in his waist and stood in the corner of the wall, so as to protect people when he was invincible. See the north end of the place the most people, forming a triangle shape, the first Miao woman, also around a short skirt, but the color of this skirt is very different from the women, yellow skirt, the edge of the edge with green, red, brown embroidery, among them is a sun figure, the following is the cross embroidered with brightly colored pheasant tail feathers, fork the sun on the top, skirt to the knees, feet wearing silver muntjac boots, arm wrapped a long whip, see this whip appears flexible and dirty, non-gold and non-leather, but there is a small iron ball hanging at the top, very strange. This woman is about twenty-three or four-year-old, although her complexion is slightly yellow, but her nose is bright and bright, her willow eyebrows and cherry lips, and her body is neat and neat, dazzling, and she is beautiful and outstanding, and her heroic spirit is attacking. Except for two men standing on the left and right shoulders, all of them were women. At a glance, it is clear that this woman must be the leader of it, but the other three formations are much inferior to this side.