Ran to the village gate, and saw that the five Tu brothers were already waiting in front of the door, and behind a few people, it was the same as when they entered the village yesterday, and some of their sons and nephews were juniors. These juniors originally felt that Li Zhihua was the son of a wealthy family, and last night they heard their father say how high his martial arts were, and they were greatly admired.

Tu Shiwei said: "Brother Li, I won't be far away, let my fourth brother give you a ride." Before he could speak, he heard someone shouting in the distance: "I will also go to send Brother Li." Everyone raised their eyes and saw Wu Kuan riding a horse rushing towards this side. Li Zhihua saw it and was overjoyed.

At this time, firecrackers suddenly rang out, and music and drums were fired in unison. Li Zhihua saw that he was still so polite when he left the village, and he was even more moved, so he landed on the horse, hugged his fist to everyone, and Tu Podao and Wu Kuan took the horse out of the village.

Tu Podao said: "I really want the three of us to go to the rivers and lakes for a few years, and find a few opponents to fight him, it is better than being imprisoned at home, but the boss always ties my hands and feet, saying that the rivers and lakes are sinister everywhere, and the people are cunning and unguardable. I look at the boss's words, who dares to sell me, Lao Tzu shaved his whole body with a knife, how can there be any more reason to count the silver for him?"

Li Zhihua said with a smile: "The owner of the big village is just making an analogy, it means that everyone in the rivers and lakes is treacherous and has harmed you, and you can't feel it, sometimes you will praise him for being good, isn't this the reason why he will help him count the silver after being sold?"

Tu Podao hurriedly said: "Whoever wants to sell me, I will use a knife to cut his skeleton! ”

Li Zhihua was amused in his heart, but when he secretly wanted to slaughter the knife puppet, he was unreasonable, and it was similar to the black-faced young man he met by the river. I had to laugh and say: "We are just comparing the people in the rivers and lakes to the best people, who dares to betray Fourth Brother Tu, unless he is very fat and wants to reduce some of the burden." ”

Tu Podao said: "This is also easy to do, as long as the obese person wants to beat my idea, I will simply slaughter him with a knife, wouldn't it be simple?"

Wu Kuan listened, and immediately smiled. Tu Podao said: "What are you laughing at! You kid knows a fart, I see that you are fat and fat, do you want to sell Lao Tzu?" Wu Kuan heard this, and laughed silently.

Tu Podao said again: "If you kid want to sell me, it's best to sell me to your aunt, you have a little aunt, but she doesn't look bad." ”

Li Zhihua saw that Wu Kuan's face was red with embarrassment, and hurriedly said for him: "How did Brother Wu know that the younger brother was leaving the village this morning?"

Wu Kuan asked when he saw this, and suddenly smiled and said: "Because this morning the fifth uncle asked me to find the fourth uncle to kill the pig, the cook waited for noon, saying that the fourth uncle killed the pig quickly, and heard the fourth aunt say to go to Brother Li, I walked halfway, and heard that Brother Li left the village, so I hurriedly went to the horse farm to lead the horse." The door of the racecourse was locked, so I had to climb over the door, listening to the movement in Liu Bald's room, my steps were very light, Liu Bald didn't notice that his door was half-closed. I look at the fourth uncle, guess what's wrong with him? He and a pockmarked grandmother

Stripped naked, he was making a show on the bed. I looked at the crack in the door for a long time, and they didn't notice me. Li Zhihua couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard him go off topic.

Tu Podao didn't wait for him to finish speaking, then scolded: "Fuck you, you kid make it clear, why did your fourth aunt go to Brother Li, when will I go to Liu Bald's again! Even if I work in bed with that grandma, you shouldn't go to see it, look at you usually don't say a word, but you are a cowardly guy." usually looks like a dumb person, but it's quite smooth to talk about it today, and he makes a series of farts unpleasant, which makes Lao Tzu and Brother Li unhappy. ”

Wu Kuan was so embarrassed by his words that he blushed and said hurriedly: "You...... How can you be ashamed...... Shame me?"

Tu Podao said: "Still humiliating you? Lao Tzu still beats you." After speaking, he flicked the horse's head, slapped his backhand, snapped the ground, and hit Wu Kuan's face firmly.

Wu Kuan was almost knocked off his horse by him, and he was ashamed and wronged in his heart, and he wanted to cry again.

Tu Podao said: "Fuck crying again, Lao Tzu sold you first, and then asked you to help me count how many taels of silver I sold." ”

Seeing the two of them like this, Li Zhihua thought that these two were real treasures. This Wu Kuan just spoke too fast, and the two sentences did not pause, but according to one sentence, people naturally heard what happened to Tu Podao and that Mama Zhang at first glance. So he persuaded: "Why is the fourth brother's temper so hot, Brother Wu just said that he slipped his mouth, you shouldn't start beating him, and besides, you two are inseparable, not to mention that Brother Wu is older than ......."

Tu Podao interjected: "Do you say that he is older than me? Even if I am a nursing baby, he is a hundred-year-old old man, and in front of me, he is still a naughty boy, Lao Tzu walks more than he crosses the bridge, and eats more salt than he eats." ”

Li Zhihua couldn't help but laugh out loud. Tu Podao said in surprise: "What are you laughing at, am I wrong?"

Li Zhihua said with a smile: "Fourth Brother Tu is quite reasonable, how can he say it wrong?"

Tu Podao said: "Then what are you laughing at?"

The three of them did this all the way, but they were also cheerful, and before they knew it, they had traveled for more than thirty miles, and there was a small market town not far ahead.

Tu Po Dao suddenly shouted, "I remember!"

When they heard him scream, they were both stunned.

Li Zhihua asked blankly, "What do you remember?"

Tu Podao looked radiant and said with a smile: "I think why you were laughing just now." ”

Li Zhihua thought to himself: "Why don't he talk very much at this time, but he is thinking about why I laughed just now, this person is really interesting." Then he laughed and said, "Guess why I laughed just now?"

Tu Podao said: "I said the two sentences just now, it should be said that I crossed more bridges than he walked, and ate more salt than he ate." ”

Li Zhihua said with a smile: "We have been walking for most of the day, and we are hungry, today I will be the east, go to the front market town for a drink, and see if you eat more salt or Brother Wu eats more." After saying that, the three of them laughed, lifted the reins, and let the horses run forward.

Although the market town is not large, it is even bustling. Tu Wu and the others seemed to be very familiar with this town, turned left and right, and arrived at a big hotel. Li Zhihua looked up and saw that the hotel sign said "Human Meat Restaurant", and he was surprised, so he asked the two: "Why does this hotel use this strange name, look at the plaque on this hotel, even if you don't eat it, you feel disgusted." ”

Tu Podao said with a smile: "This hotel is famous in a radius of nearly 100 miles, its wine and food taste is different, it is not really made of human flesh, but the dough is covered with the bones and flesh of other birds and beasts, and the appearance of a human body is made. ”

Li Zhihua said suddenly: "No strange person often says the words 'treacherous businessman', and sure enough, how can such a strange and rare method be thought of." Today, the little brother will be a demon, come to eat human flesh, and taste what it tastes like. ”

The three of them entered the store, but they saw that the restaurant was full of diners, and the noise was deaf. The shopkeeper saw Tu Podao and Wu Kuan, and quickly sang a song when he approached: "It turns out that Tu Siye and Wu Ye have arrived, I haven't seen you for a long time, please sit down, please sit down." Little two, tea. ”

"It's coming—" With a long sound, I saw a small guy bring a pot of tea, and when I saw Tu Wu and the others, they hurriedly grinned and said, "Fourth Master Tu is good, and Master Wu is good." ”

Tu Podao said: "Turtle son, this is your Uncle Li, why don't you come to say hello?"

The little second saw that Li Zhihua didn't seem to be as old as himself, but seeing that he was dressed beautifully and his demeanor was extraordinary, he hurriedly sang again: "Master Li is good." The three masters, please sit down, and the little one pours tea for the three of them. The little two picked up three teacups, lined them up, and poured them back and forth three times, and the three cups were filled with tea, and the technique was particularly skillful.

Tu Podao said to the shopkeeper: "Hey, ghost in the underworld, can you have a seat? Sitting and eating with these filthy people is a loss of identity." ”

Li Zhihua heard him call the shopkeeper a "ghost in the underworld", and couldn't help but be stunned, thinking that the shopkeeper opened this "human flesh" restaurant, and the evil ghosts in the underworld killed people or put them in the oil pan to fry and eat, and the shopkeeper's uncomplaining people called them "ghosts in the underworld." ”

The "ghost of the underworld" smiled and said: "I'm really sorry for the fourth master, the five tables upstairs are all occupied, and there is only time for a cup of tea at the table, if you come a moment earlier." The three of them will drink tea first, and a few guest officers in this east room will eat soon, so will they go there and use wine later?"

Tu Podao said: "That's it." If I hadn't asked my friend to come and taste what human flesh tasted like here, I wouldn't have bothered to wait. ”

The shopkeeper said: "What kind of food does Tu Ye want?" Tu Podao said: "A beautiful head, three golden lotus feet, plus embroidery."

Three flower hands. ”

The shopkeeper said, "The three masters wait a minute. ”

Tu Podao smiled at Li Zhihua again: "This 'women's meat' is made of pig, rabbit, sheep and other meats, and 'men's meat' is made of beef or horse meat. This 'woman's meat' tastes slightly sweet, and it tastes smooth and creamy in the bite, and it does have that taste. Hahahaha......"

When Li Zhihua heard this, his face burned with shame, and he said with a smile: "Let's not eat these things, it's disgusting." ”

Tu Podao said: "This kind of dish is quite expensive, ordinary people want to eat but can't afford to eat, because it is troublesome to make these dishes, just a 'beautiful head' will take more than an hour to pinch it well, let's make a few other small dishes first, and wait for those three dishes slowly." After that, he shouted again: "Ghost in the underworld, fry people's lungs, fry people's intestines coldly, stir-fry people's stomachs, and then make a plate of toon to mix people's brains, and hold two brews of 'Yin Yang Red and Yellow Wine'." The shopkeeper preached: "Fried human intestines with human brains, stir-fried human lungs and human belly, one plate for each of the four dishes, and two brews of yin and yang wine—"

Li Zhihua listened to the name of these wines and dishes, but he didn't like it very much, and thought: "This hotel actually has some fishy things, if you change the hotel, people have already ordered the dishes to go down, and it is the dish chosen by the fourth brother Tu, but it is difficult to do." After a while, he said: "The shopkeeper's nickname is 'Ghost of the Underworld', but it's funny. ”

Tu Podao said: "His surname is Yin, and his name is Jiangui." Because this name is similar to the word 'ghost in the underworld', everyone calls him 'ghost in the underworld'. Li Zhihua was stunned when he heard it.