Lei Bijie scolded with a smile: "You dead girl will curse me around the bend, how can anyone claim to be a widow?

Liu Er said with a smile: "How dare slaves? Those emperors have always called themselves lonely or widowed, which means that I am the only one, so I am the only one." ”

Lei Bijie smiled: "It's still such a stinky rule, and it's annoying and annoying." Okay, just ask Hexiang to embroider the dragon robe overnight. The plaque in this hall cannot be removed, it was written by a big celebrity surnamed Han in the previous dynasty, and my father spent a lot of money to buy it back, this plaque cannot be removed, and it is not in the way. ”

Hexiang thought that Lei Bijie listened to the instigation of Liu'er, a cheap maid, wearing a dragon robe, and said that she was lonely, if she was known by the government, it would be a big disaster. After thinking about it, he said: "Miss, you can do any kind of play, this pretending to be the emperor is playing but not playing, if the government knows, it will definitely send troops to arrest us and put us in prison, although there are many people in our Bishui Villa, how can we resist the many officers and soldiers? If they play the emperor again, saying that we call ourselves the emperor and want to rebel against the chaos, then mobilize thousands of troops and horses, won't it be even more inadvertently a catastrophe?"

Lei Bijie listened, bluffed, pondered for a moment, and was silent for a while.

Liu Er said angrily: "Sister Hexiang has a lot of heart, what a crime to play as an emperor in the deep boudoir of this mansion? What's more, we are all weak women, even if the government knows, what are we afraid of? When my father was king on the mountain, he killed the officers and soldiers who cried and called their father, and fled in all directions. Our Zhuangzi is solid, Zhuang Ding is brave, the old man and the young master are both martial arts heroes who stand up to the sky, friends are all over the world, not to mention an official mansion, even if the heavy soldiers sent by the court himself come, it is useless, I Liu Er dare to pack tickets. ”

When Lei Bijie heard this, she relaxed a little, and said: "What can the 100,000 army do to me?" This is just a hypothesis, Hexiang don't talk more, this trick is very fresh and fun, you will go to embroider the dragon robe later, don't worry about other things, and Liu Er will handle the rest." However, this must not be talked about to the outside world. Otherwise, you will not be spared. ”

The murderous woman said, "Yes." ”

Li Zhihua smiled secretly, thinking that although this Lei Bijie was born beautiful and rare, it is a pity that he is stupid and arrogant, and his belly is full of ruin.

Lei Bijie said: "If this thing is done, it will be late today, and when I will do it tomorrow, the pock-faced boy will be almost resting for a while, and I will ask him about it." ”

Liu Er said again: "If Miss wants to ask him in the future, she needs to call it the 'imperial trial', and the emperor personally interrogates the prisoner, hence the name." ”

Lei Bijie glanced at Li Zhihua, and asked in a solemn voice: "What is your name, and where did you come from? Why did you steal into Miss Ben's garden and injure my men? You need to tell me the truth." Otherwise, I'll give you a few more 'Golden Dragons', which will taste good." ”

Li Zhihua hated it very much in his heart, thinking that if he said his name, he would not want to be a person in the future, if he didn't say it, he was afraid that they would ask Rude or ask Yu Lianshui about them, and at that time, not only would he lose his reputation, but even the prestige of his master would be ruined. He said: "My name is Wu Mazi, others call me like this, because I was sick on the way, I was rescued by Brother Rude to Baozhuang." It was hot this afternoon, and I came out to relax, but I was tempted by the scenery, so I entered the zoo to enjoy the scenery, but I was captured, and I really came with no other intention. ”

Liu Er scolded: "The thief farts!" turned around and said to Lei Bijie: "Miss, don't fall for this kid, when I saw him, he was looking around in the animal park, acting sneaky, if I don't hit the head, I don't know what evil this guy can do." Miss Minghui, if this thief is not a thief with a weak heart, he should come to see you with the slave and maid in a grand manner, why did he injure two people and flee for his life twice in the middle of the way? ”

Lei Bijie said: "Don't say it again, I know it in my heart." He asked again: "Your ugly face really doesn't shed tears when you don't see the coffin, and you don't give up until you reach the Yellow River, do you want to beat you with twenty lashes and then can't recruit it?"

Li Zhihua thought to himself: "This kind of is so disgusted, don't care if she does, just die, lest she be a waste person." It's just that dying at her hands is really unjustly unworthy and not worth it. "If you don't hear about it, you don't pay attention to it.

Lei Bijie said angrily: "Miss Ben asked you to speak, did you hear it?"

A group of fierce women and fierce women also roared fiercely: "Bold stinky thief, why don't you answer when my fairy aunt asks you?

When they saw that he was silent, they were all angry.

Lei Bi scolded angrily: "I asked you to pretend to be deaf and dumb with a hemp skin, and I didn't change your skin, but I didn't know the word powerful." Liu'er, renew the reward of fifteen more whips, and see how the whips go. ”

This evil willow responded, "Yes." Raising the whip and approaching, there was another whining sound, and it was whipped behind Li Zhihua's back. When Hexiang saw it, she couldn't bear it anymore, and stepped forward and said to Lei Bijie: "Miss, this person is already very sick, and if he whips him a few more times, maybe he will be beaten to death, and someone will die in this hall, which is not very lucky." Miss is very smart, please take a closer look. ”

Lei Bijie listened, frowned and said: "If you don't mention it, I almost forgot, a few days after tomorrow, it will be the birthday of Miss Ben's ascension to the great treasure, if someone dies in this hall, won't it defile the treasure hall." He also called: "Pull away and continue to fight." ”

Hexiang was secretly bitter when she heard it, but she didn't expect that she would say the reason, and wanted her to spare Li Zhihua's life, but she unexpectedly went against her original intention. Just as the mother-in-law went to drag Li Zhihua, she heard Liu Er suddenly say: "Wait, this thief is here." The group of women was puzzled, and saw Liu Er whispering a few words to Lei Bijie with a sly expression. But seeing Lei Bijie's delicate face, she said sadly later: "It's wonderful, but it's ugly." ”

Liu Er said: "Didn't she teach you some of the tricks of disambiguation? The rumors on the rivers and lakes are very widespread, and it is by no means impossible. ”

Lei Bijie said happily: "You girl has a lot of ghost ideas. After speaking, he laughed out loud and said in a low voice: "It's just a fake, it's unsatisfying." ”

Liu Er smiled again: "What we are playing is also fake, if Miss wants him to be real, Zhao Lao Sidao of the kitchen is the fastest, and this is not difficult to do." ”

Lei Bijie said: "Then how can you use an excuse to invite him to use the knife, and not shame us to death?"

When Liu Er heard this, she was also at a loss.

Lei Bijie said: "Our game is fake, so let this kid be fake, count his luck and blessings, and count my emperor's grace." After the two finished speaking, they laughed loudly.

Liu Er said: "It's just that this Wu Mazi is cheaper." ”

Lei Bijie also smiled: "This kid's surname is just right, if he has a surname, it will be boring." ”

Liu Er said: "Miss has become more and more compassionate, really like a great Guanyin Bodhisattva." Then he shouted to the crowd: "Pull this stinky boy down first, don't beat him again, let him recover on his own, and if he still can't move after ten days, it's not too late to send him to the West to see the Buddha." ”

Hexiang saw it and hurriedly said: "Miss, the slave has something to say, I don't know ......"

Lei Bijie said: "Then say it quickly, let's go and embroider the dragon robe." ”

Hexiang said: "I know that Miss still has a use for this person, Miss also knows that the slave is soft-hearted, this person is not lightly injured, the slave is afraid that he will go elsewhere, no one will take care of him, he will die here, I have two rooms on the left side of my place, I want him to go there to recuperate, and I can take care of him at any time to prevent him from escaping, and I can also embroider the dragon robe, I don't know what Miss is going to do?"

Lei Bijie hesitated for a moment, and was about to speak, but heard Liu Er laugh and say: "Sister Hexiang is not successful, how can she be so anxious?

When Hexiang heard this, she was very angry, and said: "You dead girl is hateful, how did you think of this, I am not like you!"

Liu Er saw her reprimanding herself, and just wanted to get angry and quarrel, so she heard Lei Bijie say angrily: "Shut up with me, dare to quarrel in front of me, and there are more and more rules!" Then he said to Hexiang: "This person doesn't take care of it, but I don't ask, if you find out that he is gone after ten days, you have to think about it yourself, and don't blame me for turning my face at that time." ”

Hexiang said: "Please rest assured, the slave and the maid will not be delayed." After speaking, he glared at Liu'er, who was also glaring at her, and said "bah" again.

Lei Bijie said: "Send this kid to Hexiang, if you don't make noise, I would have woken up beautifully, and I was unexpectedly tricked by you dead people, and I was angry with a pockmarked ugly thief." You all go down, let Liu'er stay here alone with me, Hexiang needs to hurry up and embroider the dragon robe. ”

Hexiang and everyone said, "Yes." ”

Li Zhihua was whipped by Liu Erliu to the point that his skin was open, although he was dragged up by a mother-in-law, but he couldn't move, and the mother-in-law said angrily: "The thief will pretend to be garlic, and forgive the old lady for carrying you?" After speaking, he pushed violently and threw Li Zhihua out of the door.

He Xiangden was angry and said angrily: "What kind of thing are you, dare to beat someone next to the young lady, why don't you help him up and carry him out?"

Although the woman was fierce, she didn't dare to provoke Hexiang, so she said: "He can walk, and he deliberately pretends that he can't move, so I can't get angry and push him." After speaking, he pulled Li Zhihua up again.

Hexiang said: "You carry him downstairs." ”

The mother-in-law said: "Miss Hexiang, don't be embarrassed for me anymore, look at his ......"

Hexiang said: "Could it be that Miss gave an order, and you are willing to carry it?"

Li Zhihua was very grateful to Hexiang, and immediately endured the pain and said: "Thank you Miss Hexiang, I don't need this thief to help me, and I don't need her to carry me, I didn't defile my whole body." ”

The fierce woman was furious, and just wanted to stretch out her palm to fight, only to hear Hexiang sneer: "You can fight again." ”

The woman listened to Hexiang's sneer, and then she endured her anger, and suddenly put away her palm and said: "If it weren't for Hexiang's soft-heartedness, how could the old lady be forgiving." ”

Although all the women and mothers-in-law are fierce, they are hindered by the lotus fragrance on their side, and I am afraid that in the future, she will make accusations against herself in front of the young lady, or other children, and swallow their anger, and the fierce flames are temporarily subsided, and they help Li Zhihua to go downstairs carefully.