Li Zhihua saw that this face was not good, and his most frightened scene was that there were many women and widowed men, not to mention more fierce and sturdy Yakshas? ”

Lei Bijie sneered and said: "When the guests come, if you don't give something, how can you be hospitality, gold twenty, so that you can recuperate to your heart's content." ”

Li Zhihua was surprised: "Is this Miss Lei crazy? Maybe it's to reward some money first, and then let me stay here to work, it's definitely not a good errand, it must be for me to do some cheap servants and other jurisdictional affairs." Otherwise, how could these mothers-in-law laugh, and why couldn't bear the lotus fragrance? No matter how much money I rewarded, I wouldn't do such shitty work. If you don't do it, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer again. Just as he was hesitating, he saw Sister-in-law Li come in with a gift plate, which was covered with yellow satin, and I don't know if it was a gold ingot or a gold bill. Secretly thought: "It is incomprehensible to give me these gold and silver, this Lei Bijie once said that it is not too late to renew the reward in the future, those mothers-in-law said that I don't know how to create, maybe it is also true." This Miss Lei family is generous. As the saying goes, eat other people's soft mouths, take other people's soft hands. In the future, if a big man works in a group of mothers-in-law and maids, it will be embarrassing. This lotus incense said that I am afraid that I will not be able to eat and win, I don't know what it means, not to mention only twenty taels of gold, ten thousand taels of gold I have also spent, these people see that I am poor and sick, and have never seen gold, so they reward me with some to show off and extravagant. ”

But seeing that sister-in-law Li walked to Lei Bijie, she said, "Please give Miss a reward." ”

Lei Bijie said: "I practiced kung fu for a while just now, and I was too lazy to move again, so let Liu'er reward it for me." After that, he snorted at a few women on the left, and suddenly saw four mothers-in-law piercing out with a "poof", like a vicious dog pounced on a sheep to bully Li Zhihua. First of all, a fierce woman swept his legs and swept him to the ground, and the rest of the mothers-in-law quickly held him down and pressed his hands and feet.

Li Zhihua saw that the situation was not good, and wanted to flash to the left, but he was helpless, these fierce women all practiced some fist and foot kung fu, and they shot very quickly, and they all wanted to show a few moves in front of the master, how could he get out?

I saw that Evil Liu'er had a fierce look on her face, sneered twice, lifted the yellow cloth on the tray, and took out a golden silk soft whip from it. When he approached, he smiled and said, "Stinky thief, my young lady has treated you with all her kindness, how can ordinary mediocre things ever see such gold objects? Today is your creation, and my young lady can afford you. After saying that, the golden whip struck falsely, and there was a loud sound. Li Zhihua just wanted to scold, but his mouth was gagged with a cloth ball by a mother-in-law.

Liu Er raised the golden whip and said fiercely: "I will take you, a stinky thief with hemp skin, I don't know how thick the sky is, look at how hard you are, see how hard you are!

This golden whip is pure gold wire and human hair twisted, the weight is heavy, the quality is tough, if it is drawn to the vital place, three or two whips will be dead. Although this whip was whipped on Li Zhihua's buttocks, it also had the effect of killing people. Liu Er hated him for insulting and sneering at him three times and twice, so he was very ruthless, and within two lashes, he was already bleeding. Li Zhihua was so painful that beads of sweat rolled down, his organs were itchy, he thought that Lei Bijie would really reward him with some gold and silver, how to deal with this gold and silver, it was very difficult, but people did not reward gold ingots and other things, so there was no need to excuse himself. At this moment, I woke up like a dream, and knew that Hexiang's daughter was not a slave of money. Li Zhihua was extremely sad and indignant, thinking that since Kunlun returned to Middle-earth, everywhere he went, flying freely, and being praised and loved, how could ......he have expected that there would be such a thing today?

After five whips, although Li Zhihua was in pain to the bone, he gritted his teeth and didn't say a word. Lei Bijie waved his hand and asked Evil Liu'er to stop. Liu Er was puzzled, and gasped: "Miss, it's not enough miles." Lei Bijie said: "What do you know, take out this ugly man's mouth cloth, Miss Ben wants to ask, this kid is quite admirable." ”

Liu Er hurriedly lowered her whip and smiled: "Slave and maid are stupid, how do you know that Miss is a god, we have also seen the government of the government to catch the prisoner and beat the prisoner, if the official and the master have to interrogate the prisoner in the torture room, if the young lady is a man, how can a government official be able to bend to the position? How can I have such a smart brain as Miss? Even if I become a human spirit, I can't catch up. ”

Lei Bijie was overjoyed and said happily: "You dead girl will flatter, but it's also true, it's a pity that we are all stinky women." ”

Liu Er hurriedly said again: "Miss is humble. I, Hexiang and these plague women are stinky women, and the women of the world have gone to grandma and you, all of whom are cheap and stinky sluts, and the young lady is the husband of the middle woman. People often say that women don't let their eyebrows go, and it's just right for you. ”

When the other fierce women heard this, although they scolded Liu Er in their hearts, they said in their mouths: "What Miss Liu said is true, how dare we compare with our fairy aunt? In front of the young lady, we are still a human being? If Miss was born in the previous dynasty, with her fairy appearance and intelligence, what kind of thing is Wu Zetian's stinky mother-in-law, Miss should be Lei Zetian's genius. ”

Liu Er said again: "Look at Miss's extraordinary posture of pampering and pampering, she is alive and is a female emperor or the inspiration of the great compassion and compassion on the Putuo Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves the suffering and saves the suffering. ”

Li Zhihua wanted to laugh when he heard it, but his hips hurt like fire, how could he still laugh out loud, but he laughed and scolded in his heart. I think this evil willow is quite similar to the sycophancy of that goucai, how old is Liu Er? Not to mention that she is a little girl who stays at home.

When Lei Bijie heard this, she was even more happy, she only felt full of emotion, fluttering like a fairy, and said with a smile: "It's really hard for you to be a girl, you can never forget such a long word, it's really amazing." ”

Liu Er hurriedly smiled: "Thank you, Miss for the compliment, if you don't often fart with Miss, how can the cheap maid know this, she would have become a living dead a long time ago." No matter how stupid a person is, as long as he follows the young lady for three or two days, he can become smart and sensible. ”

The woman's mother-in-law smiled and said, "That's, that's." ”

Lei Bijie sighed: "It's a pity that I'm not a big official, but a docile woman who is knowledgeable and reasonable, if I am a big man, I practice the world's best martial arts, and I should not be a master of martial arts." At that time, you will be all sealed as officials, and you will be guaranteed to be fat. ”

Li Zhihua heard her so whimsical, and he shamelessly said that she was a docile woman who was knowledgeable and reasonable, and she felt disgusted, thinking that this kind of cheap and corrupt woman was really the only one in her life.

But I heard Liu Erhuan say: "Then we have to thank Miss for her grace first." However, it is difficult to be a real emperor, and if it is not a problem to be a fake emperor, it must be very interesting. ”

Lei Bijie was itchy when she heard this, and said with a smile: "You girl is smart, how can you play this? It's fresh, you can talk about it first." ”

Liu Er said skillfully: "It's fun, isn't there a dragon robe missing?" But the girls and mothers-in-law in our courtyard are all stupid pigs and stupid cows, and their fingers are like wrists, just like the thick shit that those big men pull out when they have constipation. Sister Hexiang's hands are not as good as them, she is delicate, no one presses her for rough work such as needlework, sewing and embroidery, and the embroidered dragon robe and phoenix clothes are not hand-cranked sandalwood, croaking. When she spoke, her hands danced and her body swayed, as if she could not hide anything from her, as if she had seen or experienced it with her own eyes.

Li Zhihua was extremely disgusted and indignant, and scolded secretly: "This turtle Sun Nizi is so vicious and vicious when she urinates so young, fortunately she is a slave and a servant, if she was born in a wealthy family or grew up to be thirty or forty years old, wouldn't she eat people?"

Hexiang scolded in her heart when she heard this: "This cheap maid is hateful, no wonder she was born by **, raised by thieves, born with a pair of cheap bones, needlework and embroidery are rough work, but you come to try it? ”

Lei Bijie shook her legs and laughed when she heard this: "Your little hooves and mouth are quite stinky, how do you know that those big men suffer from constipation and in a thick and rough shape?"

Liu Er hurriedly smiled: "I've seen it, I've seen it." ”

Lei Bijie said: "Where did you see it?"

Liu Er listened to her question, was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "When I was a child, I saw my father and father, who was not only long and rough, but also bloody. I asked him why he was relieved of his bleeding, and why did I not get sick when I pulled it? I asked him what kind of illness he had, and he said that he was suffering from constipation, and when he got this disease, the was thick and rough, and he needed to eat two packets of 'Xiaoshi San'. So the slave and the maid know these things. ”

Lei Bijie smiled again and asked, "How about the thickness and length of your father's dung?"

Liu Er said: "At that time, I didn't see it clearly, I saw that he was so blushing and thick-necked, and it took half a cup of tea to leave one down, and it was piled up on the ground like a big long worm. ”

Everyone burst into laughter, and even Li Zhihua almost laughed out loud, secretly saying that this cheap woman is a genius.

Sister-in-law Li smiled and said, "Have you ever measured the old slave's arm?"

Lei Bijie scolded with a smile: "This dead girl is chewing blindly, who can make as thick as Sister-in-law Li's arm, unless she is a giant reckless man, which of the girls in our courtyard has such terrifying hands? ”

Liu Er hurriedly said: "My father was born so big, about two feet tall, several times wide, when he was a good Han on the mountain, there was a 'giant spirit god' in the rivers and lakes, and each meal can eat two stones of rice, which is really empty." As for the hands of the maids and women in our courtyard, the slaves and maids are just an analogy, anyway, they are not the material for needlework. ”

Lei Bijie smiled and said: "Okay, okay, don't talk about this, how to play, you still need to make it clear." ”

Liu Er said: "Let Sister Hexiang quickly embroider a dragon robe for you to wear, and call everyone in the courtyard to meet you, and make it clear that you will not be called Miss in the future, but long live Niangniang." All the things and utensils in our courtyard need to be changed to the name, add a 'royal' word, the bracelet on the wrist needs to be called the royal bracelet, and the garden should be called the imperial garden; those mourning plague women need to practice martial arts, divided into a team of ten people, a total of six teams, called the Royal Forest Army; this Youfang Hall is changed to the Jinluan Palace, and this Laoshizi will be smashed tomorrow morning, and a golden plaque will be replaced. In the future, Miss will no longer call herself 'Miss Ben', but be called a lonely widow, and when she speaks of herself, she must say 'lonely' or 'widow', and reward others with things called 'royal gifts' or 'holy gifts'. ”