Chapter 207: The Best Summoner (2)
In the palace of the black smoke monster, Zuo Fengchen didn't know how to talk to such a businessman, this guy only had money in his eyes, except that money was his boss, except that his boss was money, it was simply unreasonable!
"Isn't it a fellow? If it weren't for me, wouldn't this game exist? If it weren't for me, wouldn't you exist either?
Zuo Fengchen jumped up from the royal chair and squatted on the desk and asked, the black smoke monster sat on the royal chair and returned: "Fellow countryman sees fellow countryman, a knife in the back, if you want to ask me for directions, take 10,000 first!"
"I don't have 10,000, do you want a golden hoop?"
As soon as he talked about the golden hoop, the black smoke monster suddenly turned into a puff of black smoke and appeared in front of Zuo Fengchen and said, "Ten thousand don't have a golden hoop top, you light up the golden hoop." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Zuo Fengchen took out the golden hoop, and the black smoke monster knocked it, don't say it, this is really 24k pure gold!
"Okay, good golden hoop, if you have anything to ask, just ask!"
The black smoke monster tinkered with the golden hoop, Zuo Fengchen thought about it and began to ask his first question: "Where did the six-eared macaque come from? Why am I not as powerful as Sun Wukong? This is different from what is written in the book......
The black smoke monster thought for a while, he took a gold coin and threw it up, and after the gold coin landed, he looked at it and said: "The six-eared macaque came from the illusion, you want to be as powerful as Sun Wukong! You have to be Sun Wukong to be as powerful as him!"
After the black smoke monster finished speaking, Zuo Fengchen asked: "What, I think I am Sun Wukong is Sun Wukong!"
"I don't know, but the universe is full of wonders, if you don't try, how can you know?"
After asking the question, Zuo Fengchen still wanted to ask, but the black smoke monster shook his head and said, "Okay, just this one question, I can only count one hexagram every day, I want to ask again, wait for tomorrow!"
"What? Your skills have been weakened?"
"Yes, there is no way, I have exchanged the infinite knowledge of the secrets of this world to make myself stronger! Look at me, is it very powerful!"
After the black smoke monster finished speaking, he suddenly turned into a thin mist, and the fog enveloped the room, and the black smoke monster shouted, "You take a stick and smash it on my head!"
Zuo Fengchen shook his head and replied, "Neurotic, you, who is idle and has nothing to do and let others smash their heads?"
Since there was nothing to ask, Zuo Fengchen jumped off the table, and he opened a banana and stuffed it into his mouth. He shook his arm and walked towards the palace gate, hum, I can't play with this neurotic, the road to the west is so far, I mortgaged the golden hoop, don't cheat my golden hoop stick for a while.
Bang, just as the black smoke monster regathered from a wisp of green smoke to its human form, Zuo Fengchen turned his head and slammed it on the black smoke monster's head, and the black smoke monster fell on the steps with a shout. He didn't expect Zuo Fengchen to have this trick, he didn't have any precautions, this monkey who can only deceive people, did he return what the teacher said to be honest and trustworthy to the teacher......
"Haha, you have such a strange request, why am I embarrassed not to meet you!
After smashing the black smoke monster to the ground with a stick, Zuo Fengchen took the stick and stood in the hall laughing wildly.
"Ah, your sister ......"
The black smoke monster was lying on the ground, and he reached out and touched his head, which still hurt terribly. This, this is impossible! I am already invisible smoke, and after upgrading, even the Buddha can't catch myself, why can this dead monkey catch himself? Moreover, even if he can catch himself, why can this dead monkey beat himself with a stick?
What the hell is going on? No one told him, and he couldn't know the answer.
"Senior brother, senior brother, where are you? Where are you?"
With a squeak, the door of the palace was opened, and Zhu Bajie walked into the house with a nine-tooth nail rake. After a while, Monk Sha also walked into the main hall with his burden, and even Tang Seng rode a horse towards the door of the main hall.
"Master, you bow your head and be careful not to hit your head. ”
Sha Wujing greeted there, and Zuo Fengchen next to him pointed at Tang Seng and shouted: "Can't you get off the horse and come in, how lazy are you?"
Tang Seng lowered his head and rode a white dragon horse into the palace hall of Animal City, as soon as he entered the hall, Tang Seng looked around and shouted: "Wukong, where is the boss here?"
When it came to the boss, Bajie reminded beside him: "What boss?
"Oh, Wukong, where is the emperor here? let him stamp me and replace us with the clearance papers. ”
Tang Seng said and took out a book of documents from his arms, Zuo Fengchen took it and looked at it, it was covered with many large seals, Zuo Fengchen pointed to the document and asked: "What are you doing with this?"
Tang Seng got off the horse and said: "Hey, isn't it my Tang boss! He was afraid that I would find a random place to hang around and go back to fool him, so he asked me to stamp the seals of various countries on this customs clearance document, otherwise he wouldn't reimburse me for the travel expenses!"
After Tang Seng finished speaking, Zhu Bajie had already run to the side of the black smoke monster, and the black smoke monster was lying next to the case, looking at the ceiling and muttering: "Didn't you say that I would be invincible in the world......?"
"This is the Black Smoke Monster King, it's really black! The Black Smoke Monster King, you get up, quickly give my master a stamp and let us go." ”
Zhu Bajie said and stretched out his hand to help the Black Smoke King, as soon as his hand touched the Black Smoke King, the smoke actually dissipated to the side. Zhu Bajie grabbed it a few more times, but he couldn't catch the cigarette at all.
Zhu Bajie asked curiously: "Hey, what's the matter with the Black Smoke King?
Sha Wujing also ran over, he also grabbed a few times, and sure enough, a black smoke drifted away in his hand, and he couldn't catch it at all, let alone help him up.
"Really, I really can't catch it!"
Sha Wujing also shouted, and the white dragon horse and Tang Seng over there all came over to see this strange thing.
When there was a bang, a gold coin fell to the ground, hearing the sound of the gold coin, the dejected black smoke monster suddenly had his ears pricked up, he opened his eyes, a bald head, a pig's head, a beard and a horse were looking around him, the frightened black smoke monster screamed, he turned into a dozen wisps of green smoke and disappeared.
"Hey, why is this black smoke king gone?"
Zhu Bajie and a few people stood up, they looked around, and suddenly more than a dozen wisps of green smoke gathered at the door, and in a blink of an eye, a figure appeared. The Black Smoke King turned his back to Tang Seng and a few people, and he suddenly had the demeanor of an emperor who ruled the world.
"You, how did you come to my main hall? ”
The black smoke monster spoke very coldly, and Zhu Ba pointed to the guard at the door and said, "It's very simple! I told your guards, a toad suddenly appeared in the forest in the north, and the toad can spit money in its mouth, look at the gold coin I just received, and then they all dropped their weapons and ran to get the money!"
"These useless bunnies, hmph, we'll roast them all tomorrow!" (To be continued.) )