Chapter 208: The Best Summoner (3)
Animal City, even a horse was put into the palace without hindrance, which made the Black Smoke Monster King angry. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info He held on to the door a little sadly, letting the wind stir up his big, and behind him floated the atmospheric words he had said: "Tomorrow I will barbecue them all and eat!"
For such a group of undisciplined rabbit spirits, it was a very good thing to be able to let them stand at the door with weapons.
"Bajie, why is this emperor black? Could it be that we arrived in Heizhou?"
Tang Seng pushed Zhu Bajie beside him, Zhu Bajie took a step forward and said, "You ask me, who do I ask?"
Tang Seng pointed to Bajie again and said, "Why am I a little afraid of him? Forget it, Bajie, you still tell him that the Buddha taught us how to treat rabbits." ”
Zhu Ba ringed the black smoke monster and said, "Black smoke king, my master said that rabbits can't be roasted and eaten!"
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Tang Seng nodded to him, the black smoke monster turned around, and he appeared beside Zhu Bajie like a gust of wind and asked, "What, do you have a better way to eat?"
Speaking of eating rabbit meat, Zhu Bajie fell into deep thought, and Sha Wujing next to him picked a pick and said: "The rabbit must be braised with a little more salt, that is called delicious!"
"No, I think the rabbit is still delicious to eat!
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. When this group of guys talked about eating, even Zuo Fengchen couldn't help but want to eat it, he hadn't eaten meat for a long time!
"Amitabha, monks are compassionate. The Buddha said, saving someone's life is better than a seventh-level floating slaughter, why don't you put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot?"
Tang Seng pointed at the black smoke monster, the black smoke monster turned into a puff of smoke and appeared in front of him again, the black smoke monster touched Tang Seng's head and said, "Where are you a monk?
Tang Seng shook off his hand and said, "Ma Dan, donor be respectful, otherwise be careful of me!"
The black smoke monster turned around and disappeared again, and everyone turned their heads to realize that he had appeared on the royal chair.
"Why are you here, and where are you going?"
Tang Seng took out the customs clearance document and said: "I came to seal it, and I want to go to the west sky." ”
Tang Seng said and put the customs clearance disc on the case of the Black Smoke King, and the Black Smoke Monster flipped through the document and said: "Stamping two gold coins at a time, you can report four gold coins when you go back, and you have made a lot of money." ”
As soon as he said that he wanted money, Tang Seng stretched out his hands and shook it and said: "I have no money, I am the name of the Tang King of Fengdongtu, and I want to go to ......."
"Two gold coins, less calves. ”
After the black smoke monster finished speaking, he threw the customs clearance disc to Tang Seng, Tang Seng sighed and said: "Hey, if everyone looks at money, how miserable this world will be!"
Zuo Fengchen sat on the steps with a stick and said, "Profiteer, fellow countryman sees fellow countryman, can you give a discount to a piece?"
The black smoke monster thought about it, this money is not made in vain, so the black smoke monster returned: "This king will give you a five-fold discount on your face, a gold coin, take it and stamp it!"
The price dropped to a gold coin, Tang Seng still shook his head and said: "A dollar is difficult for a good man, we are monks, money is something outside the body, we ......"
With a bang, a gold coin rolled out of Zhu Bajie's hand, and then landed on the shiny floor of the palace.
Seeing the gold coin, the Black Smoke King stretched out his hand, and the gold coin ran into his hand like a child leaving home, and the Black Smoke King held a big seal in his right hand, and slammed it on Tang Seng's customs clearance document and then threw it to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng was a little overjoyed when he took the customs clearance disc, Zhu Bajie's eyes were as big as a bull's eye, and he yelled: ", my money, I have money, you dead monster give me back the money, give me back the money!"
Seeing that Bajie was about to make a move, Tang Seng beckoned, Sha Wujing and Zuo Fengchen walked outside the hall with Zhu Bajie on his shoulder.
“goodybye!”
After Tang Seng finished speaking, he dragged the little white dragon and ran, and with a bang, the pig Tang Seng actually knocked over the palace gate.
Seeing that the gate had fallen, the Black Smoke King shouted, "Stand still, compensate me for the gate!"
Tang Seng got up from the ground, he patted the soil on his body, turned his head, and ran away like a gust of wind.
The black smoke monster chased to the door, and on the high imperial city, Tang Seng ran away with a rabbit of six! A gust of wind and sand rose, and with a pop, Tang Seng actually knocked down a big stone lion.
Tang Seng got up and ran away like a gust of wind.
Looking at the place where Tang Seng disappeared, the black smoke monster felt pain!
Ten miles outside Animal City, Bajie sat on a big rock and shouted: "Why do you stop me from being a lazy pig, why don't you let my old pig fight to the death with that monster!"
Sha Seng sighed and said, "Second Senior Brother, it's just a gold coin, and when the master returns to Datang and reports the travel expenses, he will definitely pay you back twice." ”
Zuo Fengchen nodded and said, "That's it, you see how much Senior Brother Sha thinks about it!"
"It's not the two of you who lost the money, you two don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement......"
Tang Seng rode a white horse to the ten-mile long pavilion, and when he saw that the three apprentices were there, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's good that you guys are here, let's see why the teacher's head hurts a little?"
Zuo Fengchen raised his head, I'll go, I don't know if I don't look at it, I'm startled when I see it! Tang Seng's head is actually swollen like an Antarctic immortal!
"Master, why is your head swollen like a mallet?"
Sha Wujing couldn't help but ask, Tang Seng sighed and said, "Don't say it, I was so happy that I turned around and hit the door." Hit the door and forget it, fortunately for the teacher to run fast, when the teacher ran out of the hall far away and left the black smoke king behind, for the teacher to save money for the door, a happy, Nima hit the stone lion!"
After Tang Seng finished speaking, the little white dragon next to him gasped and said, "Master, why are you running so fast, even I can't catch up with you, let alone the Black Smoke King......
After the little white dragon finished speaking, Tang Seng glanced at him and said, "You brute, who allowed you to speak?
After Tang Seng finished speaking, a monkey and a pig looked at him, Tang Seng sweated profusely, he pointed to Sha Wujing and said: "Amitabha, Wujing, you have to remember Master's words, all beings are born equal......
"Don't pull the calf, hurry up!"
Tang Seng picked up the burden and was about to hurry, Tang Seng carried a Zen staff, he swept away the thorns on the road, and strode towards the direction of sunset.
The two of them walked for a long time, and there was no movement behind them, Tang Seng pointed to Zuo Fengchen and said, "Apprentices, why don't you keep up with the pace of the master?"
Zuo Fengchen sighed and said: "Forget it, sooner or later, I have to lower my IQ with this SB, I'll fly solo!"
After Zuo Fengchen finished speaking, he looked at Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie picked up the nine-toothed nail rake and said: "Monkey, I know you are not Sun Wukong, but, this stinky fool, you have also seen it, do you want to do a big vote?"
(To be continued.) )