Chapter 1 Is the master the most handsome guy in the world?

In the middle of the Ming Dynasty, the dark sides of the Zhu dynasty were gradually exposed, and the struggle in the imperial court was fierce. In order to consolidate the position of the youngest emperor, the first emperor specially ordered his younger brother "Iron Courage Waiter" Zhu to ignore the establishment of the Dragon Guardian Villa, whose power overrode all the imperial court institutions, and held the iron coupon of the first emperor's Danshu and the sword of Shang Fang, which could behead the emperor and behead the ministers. After the death of the first emperor, the current emperor was afraid of iron courage, promoted the power of Cao Zhengchun, the great eunuch of Dongchang, to compete with him, but Cao Zhengchun took advantage of the opportunity to corrupt and commit fraud, and did all kinds of evil......

[No. 1 in the world]

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"Ding-, the soul injection is completed...... [Begging Spirit Tour] is over......"

"Due to the current habitual characteristics of the host, self-unsealing martial arts A+: [Sleeping Arhat Fist] ......"

"The current world: the world's first ......"

"Uniqueness System Task Release: Kill the mastermind behind the scenes, vainly trying to rebel and rebel, Zhu ignores ......"

"Punishment for mission failure: deprivation of strength, acne and pus, begging for a lifetime ......"

"Detect the current force level of the Iron Courage: S......"

"Assess the host's current force level: F-...... The level gap is too large, and the special unsealing martial arts A+: [Innate One Yang Finger] ......"

"Good luck...... Oh, tell me again, remember to do more good deeds, do more chivalrous deeds, and strive to end this sad day as soon as possible, hehehehe......"

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The feeling gradually returned to his body, Xiao Qi, who opened his eyes, looked up and saw the gauze tent on the bed, breathed a sigh of relief, and then touched all over the body to find the baby black bowl, and was suddenly relieved, there was quite a kind of black bowl in his hand, and I had the pride in the world.

"I thought it was a broken temple again, but now it'...... it!"

I put my mind at ease, and just after I was halfway through the sentence, an extremely strong and strong smell in the room hit my mouth and nose......

The smell of toilets, smelly socks, and not washing your feet is a fart compared to this!

To parable...... Just like the smell of the body of a skunk that has swallowed feces and committed suicide after it has decayed, Xiao Qi twitched his nose and sniffed it twice, and his face turned green......

"This is also called a place to live, not to mention a broken temple! Even the toilets that have not smelled for hundreds of years are better than here...... No, we need to get out of here!"

Pinch your nose vigorously, run out as soon as you get out of bed, and look up as soon as you put on your shoes......

“...... How many lifetimes of blood mold has it taken for the young master to possess such a strange body......"

Xiao Qi's expression stiffened completely......

Dozens or hundreds of torn, smelly, black, shiny clothes were piled up in the center of the spacious and bright room; the leftovers were moldy and uncleaned, attracting thousands of flies to "buzz"; the furniture was disorderly arranged, and the porcelain calligraphy and paintings used for decoration in the room were covered with a thick layer of dust, as if no one had touched them since they were placed in this room......

"Vomit—"

After taking a few steps, a few maggots wriggled in a bowl full of soup but rotten and the ingredients could not be seen clearly......

"Bang-"

Fiercely kicked at the two wooden doors, "Ahh

Under the repeated blows, Xiao Qi finally limped out of the room, and the flowers and green grass were blooming outside, just like the hellish scene just now...... If you don't want to, you will vomit when you think about it!

"Poor martial arts...... It's not bad, it's not. And such strange habits and environmental adaptability that is so powerful to the extent of destruction......"

Xiao Qi felt that his brain was a little bad.

At this moment, a delicate little maid came up from the path with a few plates of food, and was visibly shocked when she found him, as if she had seen a ghost. Then I began to hesitate to continue walking towards the pathogen that seemed to be the "source of the plague", as if I was trying to "squeeze" a smile on my face, but found that this expression was so, so, so difficult to make......

Xiao Qi's head is full of black lines......

"Where is this?"

His voice was good, but his throat was dry and hoarse, as if he hadn't spoken for a long time.

The little maid took two steps back: "God...... The world's first village ......"

"The first village in the world? a little familiar...... Oh, is that the Zhuangzi who includes a lot of strange people in the world?"

After thinking about it for a while, I finally had some eyebrows......

[No. 1 in the world] This world is his own choice, in fact, this kind of attack at the last moment, moving mountains to attack, using a huge house as a weapon, and the King Kong people have copper skin and iron bones, and it is the monkey who has made a stone dragon fly...... He chose to find death, but there was no way, and the other world name that could be chosen was called: [Storm and Cloud Dominating the World]......

This drama is a classic in his opinion, and many wonderful fight scenes are remembered very clearly.

But another disadvantage of the classics is ...... He had already forgotten about the plot, and he knew that there was a little golden man, a monkey, Lao Cao, and a 30 million ......

But there is one point, he can't remember the names of the two institutions of Hulong Villa and Dongchang, but he is very impressed by this first village in the world.

This is simply the Guinness Book of World Records in ancient times, although it is much less examinable......

"Looking at her forced smile, Xiao Ye's current identity must be the best in the world! haha......"

He restrained his arrogant expression, and said with a deep face: "Is the master the most handsome guy in the world?

The little maid looked at him carefully, didn't understand what he was smoking, and said, "You are the best in the world...... Lazy ......"

"Gah?"

Lazy ?!!!

In an instant, the world collapsed.

Xiao Qi's big mouth is like a duck with an arrow......

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He looked at the clothes on his body in disbelief, they were very torn and smelly, and they had not been washed for many years......

I rubbed the oil sludge on my thighs again, it was very dirty and oily, and I hadn't washed it for many years......

Look at the face of the handsome man who is obviously very young, not ugly, or even barely counted, but he is covered with stubble and mud, and he hasn't washed it for many years......

Oh my God!

"I said that how could this cheating father's broken system unblock two A+-level martial arts, it turns out that [Sleeping Arhat Boxing] is because of this strange 'lazy' ...... unsealed by itself"

After upgrading, almost all martial arts have been reduced by half a level, and some have even been reduced by one or two, [Sleeping Arhat Boxing] and [Innate Yang Finger] are the few martial arts that have not been downgraded, and after the addition of martial arts such as [Xiao Li Flying Knife] and [Caifeng Shuangfei], you can still maintain the original level, you can imagine how strong it is.

Of course, none of this is the point right now......

He hurried to an unmanned gazebo, rubbed the ring, and turned on the system.

Scan ......

[Host]: Lin Xiaoqi (same name)

[Qualification]:A-

[Force]: F-

[Martial Arts]: A+: [Congenital Gang Qi]; A+: [Congenital Yang Finger]; A+: [Sleeping Arhat Boxing]

[Equipment]: A+: Imperial Beggar's Bowl

[Begging Value]: 0

[Title]: The world's first lazy person

[Systematic Review]: Waste of rice......

There is also a line of small print at the end, reminding him that there is another random reward draw in the martial arts world.

Xiao Qi first put aside the identity of the current strange to the apex, and pointed his finger on the extract button.

The green mang unfolded on the retina, and a roulette wheel that was larger and richer than the initial newbie package appeared, Xiao Qi was happy in his heart, not bad, but he only glanced at it, his hand froze there, and he looked carefully for a long time in disbelief, and finally gave up......

After a long time, he said with a sad and indignant face:

"Isn't it for me to be a good man? Isn't it chivalrous and righteous? What the hell is this!!

[Seven Poisonous Evil Palms], [Yin Wind Poisonous Sand Palm], [Shura Yin Evil Gong], [Broken Pulse Interception Method], [Stretching Legs and Staring Pills], [One Day Death], [Magic Knife: Xiaolou Listens to Wind and Rain One Night], [Death Sword: Youxuan], [Soul Eater Gun: Seven Luo]......

"Huh...... Hehehe......"

Xiao Qi closed his eyes and swiped casually, damn, sooner or later, he will be played to death......

"Ding--, get a B+ level weapon: Famous Knife [Cold Moon] ......"

The green light flashed, and a slender and narrow black sheath long knife fell on his chest, Xiao Qi raised his eyebrows, what is the use of a knife if he has not learned the knife technique?

"Groan—"

The knife was pulled out, Xiao Qi was instantly amazed, the body of the knife was repaired, it was like a waning moon lock, exuding a cold light, the cold air was pressing, majestic and sharp.

Holding it casually and waving it, it was very suitable, and Xiao Qi's brows couldn't help but relax.

That's when it happened.

"Hey, get out of here! Haoran Pavilion is also like you...... Huh, good knife...... Hand over this knife, and I may consider not accusing the owner of your crime of stealing......"

Xiao Qi raised his head, and a person who was shaking a fan, upright, and handsome as a scholar walked slowly......