Chapter 2 Hit Me Stupid!

The first village in the world is a very interesting place, which was founded by the rich and powerful officials of the country. As long as anyone has a ability that is stronger than everyone in the world, he can eat and drink for nothing in the first village in the world for the rest of his life, and be protected, of course, he cannot shirk when he needs to contribute. Since its establishment, it has only been a few years, and has absorbed more than 100 top talents involved in various industries, all kinds of martial arts masters, skilled craftsmen, and even thieves, gambling and other traitors, but there are also some people who really eat and drink for nothing......

Let's not mention the lazy person in the world......

It is the existence of the lowest status of the first village in the world, with the attribute of being ridiculed, despised by everyone, either eating or sleeping all day long, a 100% moth, a perfect interpretation of what it means: just eat and don't work.

However, there is another person who also has no practical skills, and he eats and drinks for nothing, but his reputation is tens of millions of times better than that of him......

Xiao Qi looked around, but no one ......

That's easy, he pretended to be dazed and said, "Are you ...... Talking to me?"

"Why, you slacker are still deaf!"

Xiao Qi's face suddenly turned cold, he quickly got up, and with a metallic sound, the knife was on his shoulder:

"Then you remember, if the master doesn't rob other people's things, he is already a person who burns high incense and dares to touch my things, and it is light to cut off children and grandchildren...... Got it?"

Killing Intent......

The body froze instantly.

Is this still that moth-like slacker?!

Bai Wufang, the first gentleman in the world, was suddenly frightened by his dangerous move, and cold sweat flowed down Xiaobai's face.

How could that waste-like person have such a dangerous momentum and audacity!

How dare he touch me?

Fortunately, the gentleman has not been a gentleman for a year or two, and he quickly calmed down and said:

"It is forbidden to kill in the first village in the world, if you move me, the owner of the village will definitely not spare you!"

The owner?

Is that a yarn?

Xiao Qi snorted, and said righteously: "You thief not only wants to steal my family heirloom knife, but also wants to kill me! If it weren't for Xiao Yejiren's own natural appearance, I'm afraid I would have lost my life...... Now I am caught on the spot, not only refuse to admit guilt, but also dare to use the owner of the village to threaten me, I believe that the owner of the village is aware of everything, even if I kill you, you are also to blame! He absolutely does not blame me!"

The knife sent a point forward.

Flawless: "......"

Bai Wufang looked at him stunned, as if 10,000 alpacas were galloping past in his heart......

I just said two sentences, and I didn't even touch the knife from beginning to end, how did this person shamelessly make up his brain to this extent?!

Of course he didn't know that "serious nonsense" was Xiao Qi's natural attribute......

"You!

"You...... Oh, by the way, what's your title?"

After playing for a long time and not asking people's names, Xiao Qi was a little ashamed......

"I am the first gentleman in the world, white and flawless!"

"Isn't a gentleman a ......man who doesn't value his name? I know, it must be you, a thief, who is a gentleman and thinks that others will not suspect you after you have done bad things, so you dare to bully the good, forcibly seize the sword, and intend to kill me! You! What a vicious scheming ...... you."

Mouth Cannon skill on...... Degree: max

After hearing this, Bai Wufang almost looked up to the sky and spit out a mouthful of blood.

Today is a plant......

But he even understands how he planted it, is it because the origin of his knife is unknown? Is it okay that he put the knife on his neck first? Why can this guy shamelessly say such shameless and despicable words?!

"What are you going to do?"

"It's just that I've been short of money lately...... Take out what you have!

Bai Wuflaw didn't say a word, reached into his arms, took out three hundred taels of silver tickets, and said coldly: "You can let me go now." ”

"Alright...... Then this Haoran Pavilion will be given to you......"

Xiao Qi was extremely skillful and stuffed into his arms, carrying the knife to his own ...... Vomit -

It's better to find a place to take a shower first......

After walking a few dozen steps, his body suddenly stopped.

He took out the money in a cold sweat: "It's over, I'm used to grabbing money...... I completely forgot that I had to be a good person and that I had to be chivalrous......"

But naturally, I can't control it at all, and I blame that Bai Flawless for sending it to the door......

Return?

He put it back in his arms, let's stay, rob it all......

Bai Wufang tidied up his clothes and returned to the demeanor of a gentleman in the past, and a cold look flashed in his eyes: "You are looking for death...... I will fulfill you!"

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The first village in the world is very big and beautiful. Especially now that it is early summer in June, flowers and plants are everywhere, and there are many pavilions and gardens that are located all around, not only for the scenery, but also to prevent conflicts like the one just now.

After all, the inhabitants are of mixed quality, and their quality is also high and low.

There are more places to rest, so there is no need to be upset by watching annoying people dangling in front of you......

But there are guys who don't have long eyes coming to you, and they can't stop it......

Xiao Qi first spent some time to familiarize himself with the situation of possessing the world's most lazy person, but he didn't expect that his life experience was even simpler than he imagined......

Now nineteen years old, since the age of fifteen was sent to the world's first village by his parents who hated iron and steel, because he was too lazy to "move", he could sleep for several days without moving, and got the "world's first lazy person" Qualification, and then lived a corrupt life in the world's first village like a pig to sleep and eat and sleep......

Xiao Qi guessed that this should not be "lazy" anymore, but like some kind of drowsiness disease......

"Fortunately, it's not too lazy to 'gasp'......"

Xiao Qi really pinched a cold sweat for him, and then carried the [Cold Moon], and walked nearby for a long time without finding a place to take a bath, nor did he see a maid. But I saw a lot of people who looked at him coldly, men and women, old and young, and the expressions of disgust on their faces were worse than seeing beggars...... But what should this kid do, do his own thing.

Doesn't it mean that you can't do it in the world's first village? That's afraid of a fart!

The smell in the house is so uncomfortable that I can only slowly tidy up the smell, but the strange smell on my body can't be dealt with as soon as possible, it's really ...... I'm going to go!

"Can't find it...... Then be here!"

Seeing the blue wave pond in front of him, Xiao Qi didn't take off his clothes and plunged down directly, rubbing left and right as if no one was around......

it?

A few people on the side were all stunned, how can they be so shameless?!

This time it was a complete offense!

"Someone get him out! He's so dirty! He's so dirty!"

"The face of the first village in the world has been lost!

"I really don't understand why the owner of the village wants to keep such a useless fool!"

These guys are itching their teeth one by one, and no one has made a move.

There is no way, if you kill the members of the village, this is not only a matter of fighting against the first village in the world, but it will also be regarded as a provocation to the Dragon Guardian Villa.

Iron Courage Wait...... Is it easy to provoke?

"Whoosh-"

Xiao Qi's brows tightened, and his body instinctively wanted to deviate to one side, but now he had no internal strength, and it was useless to make evasive actions, just for a moment, a golden rope wrapped around his arm like a snake, and then, there was a sound of water, and a strong force lifted him out of the water......

"See the owner!"

"See the owner!"

All the people around bowed and saluted, and Xiao Qi fell to the ground wet and stood up, peeking at the "owner".

He is not very old, he is in his early twenties, dressed in white, holding a folding fan, elegant and unparalleled.

-- Shangguan Begonia.

"She looks so sissy, like a woman...... No, it seems to be a woman's ......."

"Owner, this lazy man disregards etiquette and shame, and openly bathes in public, what kind of ...... has become?"

Hearing that someone was going to say something bad, Xiao Qi immediately opened his eyes and glared at him.

It's an old man...... Master remembers you!

"I'm obviously 'stumbling into the water', what kind of blatant bathing, what are you talking nonsense? Old eyes are dizzy, be careful that I sue you for slander!"

Then he smiled as if his face changed, and said to the owner: "Thank you for the owner's 'life' grace." ”

Falling overboard?

"You!"

In one day, following Bai Wufang, the old man became another person who had seen such a blatant reversal of black and white.

The old guy's whole body trembled, and he couldn't say a word when he pointed at this shameless and despicable, sharp-toothed guy.

The people around are also full of righteous indignation, why are you so bad that our eyes are all decorations?

The angry scolding was everywhere, Xiao Qi stroked his hair and whistled coquettishly......

People around: "......"

Shangguan Haitang didn't speak, just stared at him with his eyes, recalling everything related to this person in his mind......

Celebrities, the world's first lazy person, his surname is Lin, his family is seven, he is mostly known as Lin Qi, a native of Chuncheng, Xiangxi, who joined the world's first village four years ago, and is disliked by the people in the village because of his natural sleepiness and laziness...... There is almost no ability, and it is indeed one of the more famous ones in the world's first village.

Because more than one person has mentioned this person in front of her and has strongly demanded that this person be expelled......

But...... The subconscious dodging just now and the shrewdness under the eye are thick-skinned......

It is evident that something has happened that has caused some change in temperament, perhaps at the behest of someone......

It seems that it is going to be re-included among the closely watched figures......

"It's okay, no thanks. ”

Shangguan Haitang shook the folding fan and turned to leave.

The people around saw that the owner had no intention of disposing of it, and they were disappointed one by one.

Especially when I saw that kid patting his ass indifferently, swaggering wet and carrying a knife away, he was even more angry......

Looking at this pair of fire-breathing eyes, Xiao Qi was also a little unnatural.

"Look at it, there's a kind of stupid ...... beating me"

"Grass...... I'll kill you!!"

"Don't be impulsive, brother, don't be impulsive!"

Xiao Qi shrank his body and gave them a back in a chic manner.

It's still important to cultivate, otherwise with the group taunting skills that come with this body, it is estimated that the first village in the world will be chopped up and fed to the dogs......

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In that toilet-like place, I couldn't go back to anything, so I found someone to boil a large bucket of hot water, rubbed off half a catty of mud, and changed into a normal black linen shirt, refreshing in a gazebo...... Fell asleep.

The first lazy person in the world still has to pretend to be a drop~~

"I just got 300,000 begging values, and it's really unreasonable not to use it. ”

After a few words, he sank into a deep sleep, stepped into the [Practice Room], and studied the internal strength......

[Name]: Congenital Gang Qi

[Type]: internal strength

[Quality]: A+

[Origin]: The supreme magic skill cultivated by Mrs. Moyu Ji Sadness is the strongest in the internal skills of the Xuanmen Gang Qi, and the innate true qi practiced is not only a kind of pure Yang Qi that is extremely yin and soft, but it can also give birth to pure Yang Qi that is extremely yang and strong, and the two complement each other, and it is more powerful than Taiqing Gang Qi, and has the effect of automatic self-defense. However, this skill is very easy to get started, and once the cover door is formed, there will be endless troubles.

[Note]: After practicing, the true qi increases extremely quickly, but it needs to be strictly controlled, otherwise it will ...... Hey, hey, hey......

Xiao Qi's cultivation was very energetic, and he didn't know that there were two pairs of eyes staring at him in the distance......