"Bastard, do you really want to learn?" Situ Long looked at Xiao Ming with a smile, and saw that his goosebumps fell to the ground.

"Of course, don't you see my sincere big eyes?" Xiao Ming blinked his eyes, thinking that the Chunxiang sister in the Yihong Courtyard next door was hungry and thirsty, how painful she was, she had to be poked/inserted vigorously every day, and she was in great pain but she had to cry out with a smile, waiting hard for a handsome and dashing, somersault to save her, if I didn't save her, I'm really sorry God!

"Since you have asked for advice so sincerely, then Lao Tzu will tell you mercifully. Situ Long also had a thief smile on his face, drunk and said, "It's not impossible to teach you!"

"This is true!" Xiao Ming's mouth opened wide, and he looked at Situ Long with wide eyes, his eyes shining with golden light.

Wait, Sister Chunxiang, your brother Xiao Ming will go and save your hunger and thirst immediately, our beds will be made of gold!

"Actually, it's not difficult to learn my skills, but you have to promise Lao Tzu to join the Tianshan faction in the selection of the Tianshan faction next year!" Situ Long gulped his wine, a typical drunkard, not salty or light.

"Damn, great god, you won't be fooling me, will you?" Hearing Situ Long's request, Xiao Ming's chin greeted the king of Hades Lao Tzu again, "Lao Tzu wants to join, how can people look at me if they are high?"

Tianshan faction, that is Xiao Ming's first sect of cultivating immortals in Loulan Kingdom, the entry requirements are naturally not low, Xiao Mingtian sneaked into the teahouse to eavesdrop on the storytelling all day long boasting about the disciples of the Tianshan faction, not to mention how envious he was.

The Tianshan faction holds a disciple selection every four years, and there is exactly one next year, it is said that the disciples of the Tianshan faction have to give three points even if they see the biggest village chief in Hexi Village, thinking that if they join the Tianshan faction, it will be much more convenient to tease the village chief's daughter who still has pimples on her face in the future, and the more she thinks about it, the hadazi in Xiao Ming's mouth flows out.

"The selection of a disciple of a sect in the human world, with Lao Tzu's 10,000-year-old true qi, what else do you have to be afraid of?" Situ Long's lewd/smile on his face made Xiao Ming embarrassed for a while, "Bastard boy, don't you want to save your Chunxiang sister?"

"You-" Xiao Ming held up his fingers that had twitched like chicken feet, and pointed directly at Situ Long, "How do you know about Sister Chunxiang, do you say that you have already her?"

"Your sister!" Situ Long glanced at Xiao Ming with disdain, and with a wave of his fingers, Xiao Ming suddenly felt that his lips were completely glued, and now it really became difficult to argue, wasting the iron and bronze teeth of our Xiao Ming officials.

"Bastard boy, it seems that you don't want Lao Tzu's Wannian true anger, there is no way, Lao Tzu has to find someone else, originally..."

Situ Long pretended to get up and was about to leave, but now he was in a hurry Xiao Ming, he nodded again and again, my Chunxiang sister, my golden toilet!

As long as it is a person on this continent, even if it has never been in contact with an immortal cultivator, everyone knows that true qi is completely a symbol of an immortal cultivator's ability!

Damn, it is said that the true qi of a hundred-year-old immortal cultivator can go to the heavens and enter the earth, this 10,000-year-old true qi, so the entire continent will not be poked into a big hole?

I'm stuffed, this is too damn M, isn't it?

"Okay, for the sake of your sincere eyes, Lao Tzu will let you agree!" Situ Long's finger waved slightly, and Xiao Ming suddenly felt relaxed in his mouth, "But... Bastard, you must join the Tianshan faction!"

Xiao Ming nodded heavily, and suddenly seemed to notice something, looked at Situ Long and asked, "Old boy, you can't have a crush on a woman from the Tianshan Sect, what kind of huge conspiracy is there?"

"Damn, do you dare to be tactful?" Xiao Ming saw that Situ Long nodded seriously, and suddenly felt a cold sweat break out, and his asshole tightened, there is definitely something greasy in this!

"Heaven must not be divulged. Situ Long looked at Xiao Ming with a smile, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, "Bastard, you must remember my words! Maybe you'll be..."

The old boy's expression was very treacherous, and the more he spoke, the quieter he became, Xiao Ming didn't think much about it at the time, he stared at the boss with his eyes, and he had a big mouth that seemed to see a beautiful woman when she was not wearing clothes, and he said with a smile: "Old boy, Lao Tzu is not a casual person, I will follow you if you say anything, but... If you teach me the spell of turning gold bars, I may consider reluctantly agreeing to you, for the sake of your honest face. ”

"I will never listen to you if you don't make it clear, I am a young man with three loves, and I can't ruin my good reputation for my own selfish interests. ”

"Poof-" Situ Long saw that Xiao Ming was cheap and behaved, he really had the urge to slap him to death, and said with a smile, "But bastard, Lao Tzu just appreciates you, shameless enough, thick-skinned enough!"

"Hehe, is it?" Hearing the old boy praise himself, the more he listened, the more he felt that it was wrong, and pretended to be very shy and said, "You also know, it's not my fault, these advantages have always been with Lao Tzu, if you are envious, jealous and hateful, I can't help it, for the peace of the world, I have always wanted to change, but you know, this is really too difficult, do you say that God is jealous of me, so I can't change these advantages?"

Listening to Xiao Ming's shameless boasting there, Situ Long already had an urge to strangle him, if he didn't want to prove it...

wiped his depressed sweat and smiled helplessly, you must know that in the entire Seven Realms, I don't know how many people will be scared when they hear Situ Long's three words, if they hear that they can get their true power, they will buy a piece of tofu and smash their excitement, but this bastard boy doesn't show any appreciation at all.

"Ahem, then I'm going to start faxing power to you!" In the face of such a shameless Xiao Ming, Situ Long, the invincible super master of the universe in the heavenly realm, was almost choked to death by him, and he calmed down with his true strength, and then sat down slowly.

Situ Long nodded: "After you have true qi, you have to be careful in everything, it's best not to be noticed too early, otherwise..."

"Thou art my heart, sir, and thou art my liver, and thou art three-quarters of mine. Xiao Ming smiled and nodded again and again, "I am an honest person, except for occasionally peeking at my sister taking a bath, I am too lazy to eat, and I don't wash my hands after defecation..."

Situ Long didn't bother to pay attention to him at a glance, and began to pick it up, and Xiao Ming also closed his mouth at this time.

Xiao Ming had never seen an immortal cultivator, let alone accepted the true qi of an immortal cultivator, this was the first time, the first time, it was a precious thing, and he was even more excited when his heart was uneven, and he peeked at Situ Long's movements from the gap in his eyes, and he was stunned.

I saw that Situ Long's whole body was full of golden light, as if he was about to transform into a Super Saiyan, and the golden light wrapped his whole person, how could it be described as handsome.

"Hey, hey... Old boy, what are you doing, obliterate, help!" Feeling the fog in his chest, Xiao Ming's consciousness became weaker and weaker, half-squinting at everything in front of him, before he could react, his chest was like a boulder pressing, and his whole body was already unable to move.

Suddenly, the golden light around Situ Long diffused over, enveloping Xiao Ming's whole person, as the golden light diffused, Xiao Ming only felt that gravity no longer existed for him, and the whole person didn't know what was going on, but he was hanging in mid-air, as if there was an invisible rope tied to his asshole, which felt weird.

When Xiao Ming was thinking about whether to scratch his asshole obscenely to relieve the pain there, an angry roar of "Thousand Years of Killing" came from Situ Long's mouth, and when he heard the word "Thousand Years of Killing", Xiao Ming's whole body suddenly went numb.

I'll go, it turns out that this old boy likes ass!

Before he could dodge, Situ Long had already jumped up, his hands clenched into fists, and his index finger stretched out high!

Hiss, this thousand-year-old killing is really powerful, Xiao Ming only felt numb all over his body, his asshole hurt, and before he could scold the street, the golden light of the entire room suddenly converged into an arrow, which poured into Xiao Ming's asshole like a stream of water, and went straight to the door of his head!

At this moment, the whole room suddenly condensed, it seemed that even the air was frozen, Situ Long's face was pale and hung in the air, quietly looking at Xiao Ming, who was still covering his asshole with his hands!

As time slowly passed, the golden light seemed to have been completely hidden in Xiao Ming's body, and suddenly Xiao Ming found that his body had become transparent, and the bones of his whole body were clearly visible, and what was even more amazing was that he clearly felt that his body seemed to be rebuilding, whether it was blood or muscles and bones, they were changing at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Xiao Ming seemed to have just steamed in the sauna at the moment, sweating profusely, his whole body was still bubbling out of white steam, and the sound of sweat dripping on the wooden board was very clear!

Watching Xiao Ming's body slowly descend, Situ Long, who was hanging in mid-air, his face was full of exhaustion, and he staggered down and walked to Xiao Ming's side.

Situ Long bit his middle finger and dripped blood on Xiao Ming's wrist, and when the blood just touched Xiao Ming's skin, it seemed to have gained life, and it swooped in, and a crimson light suddenly appeared on Xiao Ming's skin, which was fleeting!

"The magic weapon is also given to you. Situ Long gasped, wiped a handful of sweat from his forehead, and after passing on his 10,000-year-old true qi to Xiao Ming, he was already too tired.

"This kid is really lucky, ten thousand years of true qi plus a magic weapon that can blast all the gods and Buddhas into scum, this is against the sky!" Situ Long smiled weakly.

"This kid is too arrogant, and he still can't let people perceive this powerful true qi, otherwise if this kid strays into the demon path and brings disaster to the Seven Realms, then Lao Tzu will be a great sinner!"

After thinking for a moment, Situ Long lifted Xiao Ming's shirt, drew a charm on his bare chest, and the golden light in his hand reappeared, and in an instant the charm was forced into Xiao Ming's body, and with Situ Long's series of movements, Xiao Ming's face obviously showed a painful look, and then continued to be unconscious.

"It should be fine now!" let out a long breath of turbidity, Situ Long was already exhausted, and Xiao Ming finally woke up when he waited for the two pillars of incense!

Seeing that Xiao Ming woke up, Situ Long was about to give some orders, but Xiao Ming jumped up directly with a whoosh, looking at himself in disheveled clothes, his chest was bare, and one hand was still covering his asshole, scurrying around on the ground!

"Old boy, I didn't expect you to like ass, say it quickly, what did you do to me when I was unconscious, damn it, Lao Tzu's first time, I just gave you three minutes in this hole!" Xiao Ming trembled all over his body, and rushed away from the door, "After reading the ass, I turned back to you to settle the account!"