Xiao Ming's face was full of surprise, and his face suddenly changed greatly, and he shouted in his heart: "Three minutes in the cave!"

After settling the peacefully sleeping little fairy sisters, a puff of smoke rose on the street of Hexi Village, and Xiao Ming chased after him, what the hell is going on?

"Damn, where did that kid go?" Xiao Ming quickly chased after him and came to an abandoned house, but let alone a human figure, there was not even a shadow of a female ghost, "Damn, run so fast, hurry to reincarnate, Lao Tzu cursed you kid for having a child without an asshole, and then there is no hole in the passion." ”

"Mom, there really are ghosts!" As soon as Xiao Ming turned around, he was immediately frightened by the scene in front of him, and the whole person was stunned.

In front of him, there was a huge pit in the ground, and all around him were pitch black, obviously burned by fire, and there was a smell of burnt paste in the air, but this did not surprise Xiao Ming, who thought he was well-informed, and what surprised him was that there was a person lying on it, and that person was lying on the pitch-black scorched ground, motionless, as if he was dead.

"Hey, boy, are you still alive?" Xiao Ming shouted, seeing that there was no movement, he quickly looked around, there was no one, and he picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at the person's vital point, but there was still no movement, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Boy, you said that your life is so good, you can still meet Lao Tzu when you die here, you see, if you don't meet Lao Tzu, you won't be in the wilderness, Lao Tzu will collect the corpse for you, but you also know that work is very tiring, you have to treat me, let Lao Tzu see what good things you have, hehe!"

"Damn, isn't it? It's so picking, there's not even a yarn, cut!" Xiao Ming glared at the dead man lying on the ground with disgust, frowning, as if he had fallen bad luck for eight lifetimes, he had long forgotten what he had just said about collecting corpses, and suddenly-

"Ahh

Subconsciously kicked the dead man's body, Xiao Ming wiped the cold sweat on his head, and opened his mouth in the air in surprise.

It turned out to be him!

"Hey, three minutes in the cave, it's time to eat!" Xiao Ming sat at the table and devoured, casually shouting at the man on the bed.

"Damn, boy, you will scream in the cave for three minutes and in the cave for three minutes, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will tear your mouth!"

"Damn, the truth is not allowed to be said, Lao Tzu just said, three minutes in the cave!" Xiao Ming subconsciously scolded back, he has always been bullying me by others, I rode his family, and after finishing speaking, I felt that something was wrong, and the chicken leg in my mouth had not had time to swallow it, so I suddenly turned my head and looked at the person on the bed dumbfounded, "Old boy, you, can you speak?"

"When did Lao Tzu tell you that you can't speak! Don't treat Lao Tzu as a dumb boy if you don't speak for a month!" The person on the bed was only slightly raised, but Xiao Ming found that he was already sitting beside him in the blink of an eye, munching on a big chicken leg, and the action was so chic and elegant, that Xiao Ming saw that his jaw fell to the ground, and Hadazi was direct.

"Bastard, you have worked hard in the past month, even if Lao Tzu owes you a life, what wishes do you have to tell Lao Tzu!" The man put Xiao Ming's chin that had fallen to the ground back on his face, gnawed on the chicken leg, and said without saltiness.

For a long time, the first liar in Hexi Village, Xiao Ming, who is not a god, came to his senses, and he has not seen anything in the world after 16 years of deception, he looked at the person with a lewd look, if the obscene gaze could strip off people's clothes, now the "three minutes in the cave" would have been naked.

"You don't have to care, it's a trivial matter, my first god operator in Hexi is not only handsome and chic, Yushu is in the wind, but also a bodhisattva heart, even if the cat and dog on the side of the road are injured, let me see it, I will be very enthusiastic to save them, so don't take it too seriously." Xiao Ming said with great righteousness, "I won't be like you want 10,000 taels of silver, I'm definitely not that kind of person, don't give me 10,000 taels of silver, don't, if you give it, our friends won't have to do it!"

Looking at Xiao Ming's eyes staring at him, the man stuffed all the meat on the dinner table into his mouth and hooked it with his fingers.

Seeing this, Xiao Ming's face was excited, and he smiled obscenely: "Three minutes in the cave, oh no, you really want to give me 10,000 taels of silver?"

"Kid you!haha-" Just as Xiao Ming leaned his head over in anticipation, the man suddenly sneered and pressed Xiao Ming's entire head on the table, "Why do you call Lao Tzu three minutes in the cave?"

Xiao Ming's whole head was pressed on the dining table, no matter how much strength he exerted, but he couldn't move at all, he didn't expect that the man looked thin, he had such a strong strength, and scolded in his heart:, this old boy is not good at himself, the gun is not strong enough, he can't withstand the bombardment of the cannon, and he is looking for someone to vent his anger.

"You said that Lao Tzu might be able to let you go, if..." Xiao Ming saw the man's lewd/smile out of the corner of his eye, "If you don't say it, Lao Tzu will strip off your clothes, cut off and hang on your chest, and pull him out to parade the streets!"

"Damn, no, it's more ruthless than me!" Hearing the man's words, there was a burst of sweat on his back, I didn't expect that there were people in this world who were more colorful than myself, I didn't live anymore!

"Yes, it's that day...."Xiao Ming's mind came up with the colorful passionate picture that he peeked that day:

The woman bowed her whole body on the grass, her lower body was half kneeling, and her ass was too high, while the man hugged the woman's thighs and made the woman's ass closer to his skin....

"Bang Bang Bang

"Ahh

"This is going to yet, the old lady hasn't eaten enough, you can't do it?" Suddenly the woman turned around, and the two fat balls on her chest shook with her body, making the man a little dazzled...

"Damn, it's actually a cave for three minutes, I'll go...."With a scolding, the woman kicked the man who had collapsed into the air....

......

"That's the way it is..."Forced by the man's obscenity/power, Xiao Ming told what he saw, of course, with his sixteen years of experience in cheating and abduction, he naturally would not tell the matter as it was, but added fuel and vinegar, and told the story of how powerful the person in front of him was, how strong the gun was, and how lewd/lewd the woman was.

"Hehe-hee-" Suddenly, the man grabbed Xiao Ming's head and looked at it carefully.

Xiao Ming's heart was weak for a while, and he thought to himself: "Damn, don't catch it, are you kid full of envy, jealousy and hatred for Lao Tzu's handsome and chic face, hey, be careful, don't mess up my brother's hairstyle." ”

"You, what are you going to do, you don't want to kill people, do you?" Xiao Ming looked at the lewd/smile and evil expression, and said tremblingly.

"I'm your savior, don't you want to kill me, although I'm a dignified, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, invincible in the universe super beautiful boy, but don't let me be deceived by such a handsome appearance, in fact, Lao Tzu has practiced..."

The man put Xiao Ming on the stool, ignored him, and said to himself, "Boy, do you want to cultivate immortals?"

"Repair... Cultivating immortals?" Hearing this, Xiao Ming was excited.

The man had a sloppy look, his sleeves rolled up high, and said, "Lao Tzu's name is Situ Long, and he is from the heavenly realm. ”

You must know that the entire continent where Xiao Ming is now is admired as an immortal cultivator, even the princes and generals have to treat him politely, and that status can be seen in general.

"God... Heavenly Realm?" Xiao Ming didn't believe it, just the drunk, bearded, and sloppy guy in front of him turned out to be an immortal cultivator in the Heavenly Realm, and said with a suspicious face, "Even your kid is also in the Heavenly Realm, how can you die behind a waste scum in the blink of an eye?"

"This, I can't tell you yet, when the time is ripe, the heavens will naturally be clear. ”

"Damn, what kind of mysterious little planet are you pretending!" Xiao Ming suddenly showed a treacherous smile that Lao Tzu understood: "Hehe, Lao Tzu knows, old boy, are you a woman after that day, people think you are unhappy in the cave for three minutes, and when you go back, you call a lot of strong men and beat them hard?" haha!"

Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Situ Long didn't want to bother with it, and continued: "Bastard boy, just say, do you want to follow Lao Tzu to learn to cultivate immortals, and when the time comes, you can be incognito, and secretly go to the women's bathhouse to peek at the women taking a bath!"

"Cut-" Xiao Ming looked indifferent on the surface, but in fact, his heart was already ready to move, naked/naked sisters, your brother Xiao Ming is here.

"Bastard boy, then you should believe that Lao Tzu is from the heavenly realm, right?"

Hearing this, Xiao Ming's whole person stayed in place, his jaw had already smashed into the eighteenth layer of hell, his eyes widened, and he found that Situ Long, who was still beside him just now, had disappeared out of thin air in the blink of an eye, but he could feel that a hand was on his shoulder, and the sense of touch was definitely not fake, and the voice sounded from his side.

"Do you want 10,000 taels? Lao Tzu won't give it to you, but..." Suddenly, when Xiao Ming Hadazi was about to flow out, Situ Long appeared in front of his eyes inexplicably.

I saw Situ Long stretching out his hand and holding it on a chopstick on the dining table, his eyes were full of smiles: "Hehe, take this gold bar and buy some wine for Lao Tzu to drink!"

As soon as the words fell, the originally very ordinary chopsticks turned into a yellow, orange, orange, and golden bar of the same size under Xiao Ming's nose.

Rubbing his eyes vigorously, but the golden light in front of him was still very dazzling, Xiao Ming hurriedly snatched the gold bar, put it in his mouth and bit it vigorously, carefully examined it, and his mouth was so big that he could stuff five eggs.

Damn, it's really gold, it's gold!

The old boy turned the chopsticks into gold bars, my God, this gold bar is enough for Lao Tzu to go to the Yihong Courtyard in the city to have a good time for several years, haha! At this moment, Xiao Ming really wanted to hug Situ Long, and then have the most violent kiss!

Situ Long looked at Xiao Ming with a smile, his face was taken for granted, and suddenly, Xiao Ming turned around and looked at his hands with straight eyes!

Even though Situ Long has seen countless winds and waves, but where has there been a scene now, Xiao Ming looked at himself directly, his expression was very lewd, even Situ Long felt a chill on his back, and he almost choked half to death from the drink.

Xiao Ming's eyes were quick, and he drilled over obscenely, flatteringly helped Situ Long lie on his back, and then hugged Situ Long's thigh from behind: "Old boy, I won't call you in the cave for three minutes anymore, great god, you can take care of me!"

Situ Long looked at Xiao Ming's commotion/anger, as well as the extremely lewd/smile, he already knew in his heart that this kid must not have any good intentions, and used his true qi to shock Xiao Ming back to his original position: "Bastard boy, now you should always believe that Lao Tzu is from the heavenly realm, right?"

"Believe it, I have always been a loyal fan of you, how can I doubt you? Who didn't believe it just now? Is it you, don't let your grandfather Xiao Ming hear such obscene words in the future, otherwise, grandpa will see you once and beat you once, what a cow our Situ god is!"

Xiao Ming pointed to a pillar in the house and scolded, now he can't wait to hug Situ Long's thigh, he looked at Situ Long obscenely, with an embarrassed face, and said with a push: "Old boy, you just said that you want me to cultivate immortals, can I learn this trick first, you can rest assured, my Xiao Ming is famous for keeping promises in Hexi Village, as long as you are willing to teach me, even if you let ... Let me contribute chrysanthemums for you to practice, and I am willing to get rid of the embarrassment of three minutes in the cave, Lao Tzu swears to God!"

"If you dare to mention the cave for another three minutes, Lao Tzu will poke you to death!"