98. Tied up
This sister-in-law Jia was two feet behind Li Zhihua, how could she have expected him to kick herself suddenly? Li Zhihua kicked very hard, seeing that she was kicked by herself and squatted on the ground and gritted her teeth, knowing that when she was in pain, she would tear herself hard. Thinking of this, Fazu fled to the corner gate on the right.
When Liu Er and the mothers-in-law saw him running away, they snorted, left Sister-in-law Jia, and then went to chase him.
Li Zhihua saw them chasing after him, and ran even more desperately, so bitter that his hands were tied, he couldn't shake off the shelf, and his body was extremely weak, plus he was not familiar with the road, and he was caught up before he ran more than ten feet away. Seeing that he couldn't get out, he turned around sharply and bumped into the nearest mother-in-law. The woman chased him less than three feet behind, just about to reach out to catch, the other party suddenly turned back and crashed, this woman was knocked over, "tom" sound, the back of the head smashed to the ground, only to feel the golden flowers flying in front of him, thousands of circles up and down, then fluttering away.
When the rest saw him knock over one person, they turned around and ran back, and they all turned sideways to dodge, and tripped with their legs. Li Zhihua was flustered, seeing that everyone dodged and gave way, he accelerated and rushed forward, pounced, and was tripped by the first leg of the Hao family surnamed Hao and fell out, fortunately, there were legs in front and left and right. The mothers-in-law had no time to regain their legs, and when he fell, he threw himself on the legs of Liu Er and another mother-in-law, and immediately overturned the two of them. Li Zhihua was just about to get up, but one person quickly caught up and dragged him, and the other hugged his legs on the spot.
Liu Er stood up at this time, kicked Li Zhihua's leg, and scolded angrily: "Stinky thief, you still want to escape after taking advantage, I don't believe that these many women can't control you!" Another mother-in-law saw that she was angry and said inappropriately, so she nodded at her and said: "Why did Miss Liu say this, he didn't say it." Don't say that we useless mothers-in-law are on the side, only Miss Liu is alone, this stinky boy takes advantage of him and wants to slip away, you can easily control him. ”
Not long after, the sister-in-law Jia came with her lower abdomen and hummed, and when she saw that everyone had taken Li Zhihua by her, she immediately approached, and scolded through her teeth: "What a honeycomb donkey, I dare to give the old lady a, just this bullish nature, but the gelding should be honest!" scolded to the front, kicking and beating. Liu Er said: "Don't punish it first, wait for the young lady to see it, and then you will be killed." When this sister-in-law Jia heard this, although she was angry, she didn't dare to beat her again, but she cursed more than once.
The crowd was afraid that he would do the trick again, so they untied the drooping silk and blinded him, and tied a dead knot on his wrist with a silk tapestry, and pulled him forward, while Liu Er and another mother-in-law followed behind.
The surname Hao saw that the mother-in-law who was knocked down by Li Zhihua was still resting on the ground, so he walked over and pinched the middle of the person, Si Xu, the mother-in-law woke up leisurely, opened her eyes and howled: "Hit and kill me, hit and kill me! That thief can be captured alive?" The surname Hao said with a smile: "You don't use it." The people have long been blind and gone. ”那婆子浑浑噩噩问道:“甚么走了?”姓郝家的道:“被柳丫头和贾嫂她们擒住带走了。 The woman sat up crookedly, snorted at the foam, stretched out her hand and stuck out her tongue, "That guy is so strong! Your aunt pulled me. The surnamed Hao family pulled her up with a smile and said, "Go quickly, otherwise Miss will think that it was all their efforts to capture that guy." "Let's go ahead of the house.
Li Zhihua was pushed forward by the mothers-in-law and aunts, and stumbled all the way with one foot deep and one foot shallow. After walking for a short time, I heard a twist from the door, followed by the fragrance of flowers, and there was a hidden human voice not far away. I thought: "Listening to the sound of pushing the door, I have entered a courtyard, smelling the fragrant flowers and the dark fragrance of fat, and I will definitely take me to this young lady's embroidery pavilion, I don't know how to manipulate me, I hope this young lady sees that I am in a mess, and drives me out or she is a reasonable person, and does not come to make things difficult and play with me, maybe she will reprimand these fierce mothers-in-law, and then make them apologize to me and send me out, and everyone in general is like this." Just thinking about it, I suddenly heard Na Liu'er say: "Take off this hemp boy's eye cloth, let him have a long experience, and conclude that he will not slip away." A mother-in-law smiled and said, "Yes." I'm afraid that this kid doesn't have that creation. As he spoke, he removed the cloth covering Li Zhihua's eyes.
His eyes were very tightly entangled, this solution, suddenly saw the light, after the two eyes blurred for a while, but saw a fine courtyard turned, between several mountains and rivers, the curved bridge tactfully, the mast flowers are gorgeous, under the purlin of the pavilion, hanging all kinds of silk cages, the rare birds and rare birds in it, crisp and bright singing; the courtyard is full of strange flowers and plants, competing for beauty. A white building in front, under the green lining on both sides, is quite beautiful, the scenery falls, and the end is elegant. On the left side of the white building, there are two swings hanging, which is the palace in the pavilion to invite the crowd to play in the naughty field.
Li Zhihua secretly praised in his heart: "Although the mansion of Hangzhou Qian Million is magnificent, it does not suppress the beauty here, although Ruan Jinfeng's villa is beautiful, it is not as elegant and beautiful as here, but this kind of ferocious girl and mother-in-law are mixed in it, and it is inevitable that the chicken perches on the phoenix's nest, and the scenery is so bad." If this Miss Lei is born beautiful, it is okay to get out, if she is born hideous, she has no talent, but it is a pity that this pavilion is only suitable for Zhu Shuzhen and Chu Chu to live. ”
Just thinking about it, the surnamed Hao family had come from behind, grabbed Li Zhihua and said: "Go fast! If you want to feast your eyes, you still need to see your future creation. ”
Li Zhihua was shocked when he heard this, and said in horror: "The meaning of this mother-in-law's words seems to be that if I provoke their young lady unhappy, I will have the disaster of sending eagles and beasts for food, such a miserable grass and human life, the devil is like this, these girls are ruthless, not to mention the young lady here, it must be the same as them, maybe they will be more than equal." ”
When he first saw the courtyard scene, there was an indescribable softness, and the young lady was also a graceful and beautiful person, but at this moment he felt that the courtyard was full of poisonous flowers and bad water, and the white building had also become a temple temple, and the one who lived in it was a female demon with fangs and forests.
The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and I couldn't help but slow down. Where are Liu Er and the mothers-in-law willing to wait? Dragged forward and pushed back, scolded and kicked the ground and approached the pavilion. When he arrived at the top of the building, Li Zhihua didn't dare to climb up, and when Sister-in-law Jia saw this, she hated and said: "The old lady is out today, it's a big deal to go back and work for me to do the laundry!" This sister-in-law Jia is in good health, carrying a person upstairs, but her steps are very fast, not difficult, and she also said: "Unless the old lady carries my man on the bed when she is good, this stinky thief doesn't know whose blessing can be pressed on the old lady, but it will kill you cheaply." When Miss Hou is unhappy, the old lady will be the first to dismantle you, and then press you more, see if you can carry it!"
The mother-in-law laughed when she heard this, and the mother-in-law Hao also smiled and said: "You can carry it, you can carry it, and two more sisters-in-law Jia can easily bear it on him." Sister-in-law Jia said: "I don't think so, this kid is sick and yellow, but I'm afraid that the old lady will put one leg on him, and he will have the strength to shake half a step." Hao Pozi couldn't help but laugh and said: "One leg is rare, you might as well straddle the legs, but it makes it more enjoyable." Sister-in-law Jia said hatefully: "Then you will be tired of killing him, and tired of killing his wife will also relieve his hatred!"
When all the mothers-in-law saw that this sister-in-law was like a stupid cow, they all laughed and laughed. Sister-in-law Jia said angrily: "Laugh at the fart, you can try it later." ”
Li Zhihua was on her shoulder, unable to move, and when she heard the obscenities of the mother-in-law, she was so embarrassed that she panicked. Scolded and said: "Shameless stinky mother-in-law, thief bitch, put Lao Tzu down, I can go by myself, I'm not your man, what do I do!" Sister-in-law Jia scolded her, stretched out her right hand, slapped her back twice, and scolded: "Ma Bird! Stinky thief! Ignore the blessings, do you want to carry you? This is a big deal, look at how you and how I do!" followed his shoulders and deliberately bumped up and down, making Li Zhihua's chest stuffy, breathing poorly, and scolding in his mouth.
That Hao Po Niang smiled and said: "Wonderful, wonderful, this is the Fa, otherwise this kid wouldn't be able to scream so happily on his body." ”
Everyone laughed even more, and this sister-in-law Jia also laughed, tilted her face and scolded with a smile: "Stinky thief, the old lady is shaking this time, can you be happy as you wish?"
Li Zhihua scolded angrily: "Shameless lowly mother-in-law, fooled by others, and died clean!" Sister-in-law Jia smiled: "The old lady is willing, what do you do?" If you succeed, let's transfer one by one, I'm afraid that you don't have the strength of the old lady." ”
At that time, I saw an eighteen or nineteen-year-old Yahuan coming from upstairs, and the Yahuan saw it and said: "Miss is resting, and she was suddenly woken up by you, and she is impatient, so I come to see the reason, don't make any more noise." ”
When the mother-in-law heard this, they were silent. Liu Er said: "Si Cai got this kid who stole into the beast garden, I don't know how much effort, if you don't shout in unison, how can you catch the thief?
The surname Hao said: "Miss He, the capture of this thief is Miss Liu and us, although this pock-faced boy is not extremely high in martial arts, but it is not low, he has injured Sister-in-law Jia and Ni Ermei, if this kid breaks free and jumps off the building to escape, it is easy to set up a tiger, and it is difficult to capture a tiger." ”
Sister-in-law Jia listened and said: "That's the way of this kid who is unprepared! Don't say it's me, no matter how high the martial arts are, it's easy to dodge with open guns, and it's difficult to guard against hidden arrows." Capture such a small person, I and Miss Liu are enough, not to mention that Miss He is also on the side, can she fly him?" ”
Li Zhihua said in his heart: "At this moment, this Miss Lei is impatient, look at my respectful face, why don't you immediately cut it and throw it with the eagle beast to eat?" Suddenly, my Li Zhihua went from Tumen Villa to Bishui Villa, from a young hero to a pock-faced stinky thief. ”
In my mind, the strong fragrance has entered, and I don't realize that I have arrived in front of a curtain. Sister-in-law Na Jia said: "The old lady is not shaking this time, this kid is sleeping comfortably, and he can't come down." After speaking, he unloaded Li Zhihua from his shoulder and leaned against the door.