99. Export evil spirits
Na Liu'er flicked the curtain of the door and entered: "Miss, the thief who trespassed into the beast park has been taken by me." ”
Sister-in-law Jia listened outside the door, and scolded in her heart: "This cheap hoof is ruthless, if it weren't for the old lady's help, I'm afraid I wouldn't have this prodigal virtue." ”
Lei Bijie asked, "Where are you now?"
Liu Er said: "I was next to the door and was watched by Sister-in-law Jia." ”
Lei Bijie said: "Bring that thief here, I want to see what kind of rat man it is." ”
Liu Er shouted outside the door: "Bring the thief!"
Sister-in-law Jia listened to the order, clenched her fist and smashed Li Zhihua, and said viciously: "Go, shame yourself to go!" As she spoke, she dragged her into the house, and stomped on the crook of his left leg and said, "Don't kneel down to see my fairy aunt yet." Fight hard, fight hard, die!"
Li Zhihua was unexpectedly stepped on by her kneeling, and just wanted to get up hard, but she pressed the back of her neck hard, and wanted to look up to see what Miss Lei looked like, where can I see it?
Lei Bijie was about to shout, when he suddenly heard a bad wind coming, and he hurriedly covered his nose and scolded angrily: "Damn, damn, how can he pick a rancid corpse to smoke me, it's useless, hurry up and take it down and fade again! As he spoke, Jiao Lang vomited twice.
Liu Er and Sister-in-law Jia saw that Lei Bijie was angry, and they were shocked and panicked, and Liu Er hurriedly said: "Miss is angry, the slave and maid should be beaten, but I forgot about it." He said to Sister-in-law Jia: "What are you doing in a daze? This is not going to retreat to clean the smell of this thief!" Sister-in-law Jia was speechless, and quickly dragged Li Zhihua out of the door.
Li Zhihua was extremely sad and indignant in his heart, and said angrily: "Phew! Stinky bitch, let go of Lao Tzu, don't filthy me!"
Sister-in-law Jia heard him scolding, bluffed her teeth, stretched her palm, and made a crisp "pop" sound, hitting him in the mouth, and frightened: "Stinky thief, do you want to die!"
When the mothers-in-law saw them turn back, they asked, "What did the young lady say, do you have a reward?"
Na Jia's sister-in-law spat everyone and said: "Yes, yes, yes! 100 taels per person! Just because of the smell on this thief's body, he almost killed me, so I went to the river first." ”
When the mother-in-law heard this, she laughed secretly in her heart: "Let you be a slut who is greedy for merit, you deserve it, you deserve it!"
The mother-in-law dragged him downstairs, and after a long time, he didn't live until he reached a lotus pond. There is a rockery in the lotus pond, and there is a fine spring stream on the stone. The women set up a strong flower, threw it into the pool, and shouted: "Wash hard, and it is better to wash the hemp skin on your face." ”
Li Zhihua was very panicked, thinking that he had not taken a bath for many days, although he should have washed it a long time ago, but his body was weak, and the big trouble had not healed, and he didn't know if he could withstand the cold water.
The water in the lotus pond flows to other pools and is exposed to the sun. The pool water is very warm, Li Zhihua falls into the pool, feels that the pool water is not cool, the water does not reach the chest, the bottom of the pool is a thick layer of sand, clear and clear, you can see the lotus root, the body and mind can't help but be happy, the feet are jumping under the pool, fluttering, forgetting where you are, very happy.
Sister-in-law Jia yelled and scolded above: "Wu Na, you are happy, how can you wash the stinky sweat of the old lady?
Li Zhihua was like a fish in the pool, smelling the mother-in-law's voice, and scolded her: "You are a stinky woman, and the sweat that flows out is naturally stinky. ”
When Sister-in-law Jia heard the scolding, she was so angry that she grabbed a handful of gravel and threw it at him. Li Zhihua saw it, and a fierce man plunged into the water. Sister-in-law Jia scolded with a smile: "This turtle thief is cunning, but it is a water object, no matter how deep he dives, the old lady can see it clearly." He raised a fist-sized rock and threw it at his back. If the stone is usually smashed on the body, it will definitely hurt and bleed, but Li Zhihua is under the water, and the stone will inevitably be affected by the buoyancy of the water when it falls. Li Zhihua grabbed the stone casually, surfaced, and saw Sister-in-law Jia standing by the pool, and hatefully raised the stone and threw it at her. This sister-in-law Jia didn't see clearly that he had a stone in his hand, and wanted to wait for him to surface before throwing a handful of stones, hoping that people would take the first step. Li Zhihua's stone was very accurate, and it hit Jia's sister-in-law's left knee, and suddenly hit her unsteadily, hugged her knees and squatted down, and scolded continuously.
On a whim, Li Zhihua saw that she was very close to the pool, swam quickly, took advantage of her unpreparedness, flicked her feet up at the bottom of the water, wore more than three feet high, probed her arm, grabbed Jia's left shoulder, "poof", the water splashed, and the Jia sister-in-law had been dragged into the pool by him.
Although Sister-in-law Jia is physically strong and shaped like a cow, she is a landlubber and does not know water skills. Li Zhihua is very good at water, and when he saw that he dragged her into the pool, he pressed her neck with both hands. Sister-in-law Jia was so frightened that she yelled and struggled hard, but she choked a few sips, choking on her nose, her brain hurt, and she coughed non-stop. This sister-in-law Jia rushed out, pounced forward, and got rid of it, although she got away, but under this pounce, she choked a lot of water into it. Sister-in-law Jia stood up in despair, and saw that the pool water had not reached the collarbone of her lower neck, so she was a little relieved, took a sip of water, wiped her face and scolded: "The water thief should die, he dares to harm the old lady, although it is in the water, am I afraid of you?" When she was shocked, she suddenly felt that her feet were tight, and she had been caught, Sister-in-law Jia screamed in horror, and poofed, her feet were lifted by Li Zhihua under the water, and her upper body was crisply thrown into the water. Li Zhihua grabbed Sister-in-law Jia's feet in the pool and stood up, posed her upside down, and let her relieve her hatred and anger.
This sister-in-law Jia usually relies on her own brute strength, and her husband runs errands very hard in front of Lei Haibiao's father and son, except for Lei Bijie's personal mother-in-law, no one's account is bought, and Surrey is at odds with the mothers-in-law and girls, unless the surnamed Hao family can occasionally ridicule her. When all the mothers-in-law saw her falling into the water and being teased, they were all very happy, and they all tended to the pool to watch and laugh. Hao Pozi said with a smile: "It's a 'mandarin duck playing in the water, the old man pushes the cart', playing in the water, it's really refreshing." ”
This sister-in-law Jia swallowed water at the bottom of the pool, and although her body had some strength, she couldn't use it.
Li Zhihua saw that she had been stuffed by herself underwater for a long time, and he was afraid that she would drown in the pool, so he let go of one foot. This sister-in-law Jia was suffocated half dead in the water, with one foot to support, it was undoubtedly a desperate situation, she stood up suddenly, lifted her face out of the water, took several mouthfuls of water in a row, and hiccuped a few times, before she scolded without enough energy: "Damn the shaft, I want to hurt the old lady, I fought with you for ......" Before the words were finished, she reached out to tear Li Zhihua, which was almost going to tear him into pieces.
Li Zhihua saw that she was fierce, and hated her very much, thinking that he had to make enough of this evil woman today, and he had to vent his sulk. Thinking of this, she grabbed one of her feet and lifted it straight up, Sister-in-law Jia leaned on the board, her hands were beating on the water, scolding Li Zhihua in her mouth, and scolding the mothers-in-law for standing by.
That Hao Pozi pretended to be anxious and shouted: "Hey, pock-faced boy, don't deceive my sister-in-law Jia, quickly pull her closer to the pool, and let me wait for a good life to save him." ”
All the mothers-in-law laughed and shouted in unison: "Pull Sister-in-law Jia over and let us rescue her ashore." ”
Sister-in-law Jia hurriedly shouted: "You come down, you can save me." ”
Hao Pozi and several people complained: "Ashamed, ashamed, which one can I wait for?"
Sister-in-law Jia hurriedly said: "This water is not ......" without saying a word, and it was not in the water.
That Hao Pozi said to Li Zhihua above: "Ma boy, you can cause a big disaster, don't say that you drowned her and didn't have her life, even if you let her go, you may not be alive." Do you think, when she goes ashore, how can I spare you? Her man will also look for you desperately, as long as you offend the mother-in-law and girl next to my young lady, no matter who it is, nine times out of ten you will die, you cause this trouble, the old lady dares to say, you will definitely die today, and it is useless for you to ask anyone to save your life. ”
Li Zhihua heard the meaning of this Hao Po Niang's words, she was very vicious, and secretly scolded: "This yellow-faced woman is so fierce, the more treacherous and evil she is than this Jia sister-in-law, so the treacherous plan of killing people with a knife embroiders me on the set, I don't use anti-treacherous tricks to do it, let this dead woman fight poison with poison, but I am a spectator." After thinking about it, he put one of Jia's sister-in-law's feet again, and when her head was exposed, she said, "Your mother-in-law is dead today." ”
At this time, Sister-in-law Jia had already lost three wisps of life, and the fierce flames were exhausted, where would she dare to be strong? Spit out two mouthfuls of water, and said with fearful eyes: "Strong man spare me, old lady...... I don't dare anymore. ”
Li Zhihua said: "I won't live today anyway, I'm dead both horizontally and vertically, and I'm not alone anymore." "Anyway, pretend to be drowning again. This sister-in-law Jia was so frightened that she was colorless and struggled desperately. Li Zhihua clasped her ankles with both hands and said, "If you move again, you will be killed." Sister-in-law Jia wiped the water on her face, and her body didn't dare to move anymore, only burping a few times and choking on a little water. Li Zhihua saw it, and felt unbearable in his heart, thinking that if you don't bully me, how can I punish you like this? After saying that, he grabbed his feet and lifted them up again.
This sister-in-law Jia was frightened, and hurriedly begged: "Son-in-law spare me, and wait for me to come ashore to deal with the thief woman." ”
Li Zhihua said: "No, if I let you go, you will take revenge on me, unless you swear a poisonous oath." ”
Sister-in-law Jia said bitterly: "In the future, if I embarrass my son again, my whole family will not die well, that is, there will be a next generation, and men will be slaves, women will be prostitutes, and they will not be replaced forever, and they will all be made by the son." ”
Li Zhihua listened to her swear such a poisonous oath, so he put his mind at ease, so he added: "I heard others say that you are short-tempered and fierce, but there is an advantage that you keep your promises, hate treachery like hatred, and I don't know if what you have heard is false." I will give you a crippled life today, and ask the yellow-faced woman why she hates you so much. ”
Sister-in-law Jia hurriedly said: "The temperament of a slave woman is like this. ”
Li Zhihua pulled her to the shore of the pool, grabbed her ankles with both hands, and lifted her upwards with force, Sister-in-law Jia quickly stretched out her arms, hugged the edge of the pool, and flipped onto the shore with her legs.