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I put aside the depression in my heart, and rejoiced with the immortals, eating a lot of meat, and drinking a lot of wine, isn't it happy! I haven't been high for a while, and today I drank a little too much. This peach blossom fairy brew is absolutely superb, I drink it so that I feel like a fairy, but I don't feel a headache and uncomfortable, it's really a good wine! I was in high spirits, and suddenly remembered a good poem for the occasion, I was drunk and stepped on the eight immortal steps, and recited in a man's voice:

Peach blossom nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, peach blossom fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery. The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money.

When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers. Half-awake and half-drunk, day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

I hope that the old man will die in the wine room, and he will not bow in front of the carriage and horse. The car dust and horses are full of fun for the rich, and the wine cup is rich in flowers.

If you compare the rich with the poor, one on the flat earth and the other in the sky. If the poor are compared to chariots and horses, he has to drive me to be idle.

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields.

"Good poem!" "Good poem!" "Good poem!" Li Bai shouted three times, the style of this poem is really good with him, if the merry and talented Tang Bohu is here, it should be very good with Li Bai.

"One more!" the gods clapped and cheered.

Lu Dongbin shouted: "Daojun sings one, we haven't heard Daojun's immortal voice for a long time." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, sing one!" the immortals coaxed again.

I waved my hand and was about to decline, but I didn't feel the urge to sing today.

"Daojun went down to earth, and he only saw him once in half a year, so it's a pity not to sing a song. ”

Chang'e sent a speech, do you think I can refuse?

"Since Fairy Chang'e has spoken, dare to disobey your orders? Everyone is eating and drinking, I have to prepare and sing something fresh. "I took Lu Dongbin with one hand and Chang'e with the other.

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is still accompanied by Qingxia Zixia, Chang'e dances, and Lu Dongbin plays with his sword.

Dao, humane, Dao, Shinto

Seek the way of the world

Whether it's a demon or a demon, it's the best

The young man is angry and the ghost cries God

The old days of the earth

How could it turn into a sea of blood

How is the old garden road a point of no return

I was surprised to ask how the world is full of no way

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Jacky Cheung's "The Way of the World" is desolate and simple and has a generous enthusiasm, which is in line with the twists and turns of my nether realm to seek the Tao and preach, and all the immortals are moved by listening to it, and they all bow down and pray: "The Taoist Emperor has established a religion and preached, and his hard work and achievements are high, and I deeply admire him! May the Emperor Wuji protect the Daojun, make meritorious contributions, and achieve success!"

That is, it is the destiny of heaven, and it must be tireless. I staggered and waved my hand, "You should be happy about the wine and singing, I'll change to a chorus with Fairy Chang'e, and everyone will be happy together!"

"Good!" "Good!" "Good!"

I borrowed Li Shimin's imperial robe and put it on the outside, posed in the shape of Tang Xuanzong, and sang:

That year, the snowflakes fell and the plum blossoms bloomed on the branches

There was too much sorrow left next to Huaqing Pond that year

Don't say who's who's wrong, what's wrong or right

I just want to get drunk with you again in my dreams

The gorse jade scratching is your gift to me

The song of neon clothes and feathers is reincarnated several times for you to sing and dance

The Sword Gate Pass is your deep miss for me

Ma Weipo is willing to break his face for true love

As soon as the sound of the piano turned, it suddenly rose straight into the sky, and Chang'e opened her mouth lightly:

Love and hate are in a moment

Raise a glass to the moon like the sky

Love and hate

Ask you when you will fall in love

Chrysanthemum terrace reflecting the bright moon

Who knows that my love is cold

Drunk in the arms of kings......

Singing here, Chang'e suddenly fell, I quickly knelt on one knee, Chang'e fell into my arms, and sang the last sentence poignantly: "Dream back to the Tang Dynasty and love ......"

Just this shape, just this scene, it was maintained for a long time before the immortals suddenly burst into thunderous applause and cheers.

"Good!"

"Seconds!"

"It's so beautiful!"

"Dream back to Datang love...... Dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty, love ...... "The eyes of the big men in the Tang Dynasty were moist.

I still maintained that posture, motionless, not moved by the music, but Lao Tzu was really reluctant to get up, this is Chang'e! The most beautiful woman in heaven and on earth...... Hold it for you, don't you get up?

I didn't move, and Chang'e didn't move, my eyes flowed, full of affection...... No, something is going to happen! I was so excited that I quickly helped Chang'e to get up, pretended to be drunk, and tore off the imperial robe on his body and threw it on Li Shimin's head.

"One more!" "One more!" "One more!" "One more!" The group of immortals who had drunk too much danced and made a fuss again, and there was still a bit of a fairy wind and bones, and the whole group of demons danced wildly.

"Not coming, not coming. "I waved my hand again and again, still reminiscing about the wonderful taste just now, and another one would destroy it.

The immortals were in high spirits, and they didn't care about life or death. I walked to my seat and pulled out a tablet from my bag, "Didn't you yell about watching a movie last time?"

"Watch a movie!" "Watch a movie!" "Watch a movie!" The gods shifted their focus and stared at the new gadgets in my hands with great interest.

Although the tablet is small, the eyesight of the gods is very good, and it is not a problem at all. I had the hot pot removed, the gods sat in a row, and the tablet was set up high to start the movie. In order to let the immortals of the heavenly court have a systematic impression of the remarkable effects of scientific and technological progress in the world, I deliberately selected a few war blockbusters:

The first "Imperial Sunset" is about the colonizers' muskets ruthlessly harvesting the broadswords and spears of backward nations, the ancient Eastern empire is stormy and twilight, and in the final decisive battle, thousands of elite cavalry are wiped out in the roar of muskets and cannons, tragic and helpless. The immortals, especially the generals, all felt something.

The second "European Lion" is about the war for hegemony in Europe in the era of muskets, and the immortals are more relaxed when they watch it.

Yue Fei asked questioningly, "Why are the soldiers of these two countries shooting at each other in a neat line, without holding shields or dodging?"

"Yes, it's stupid, wouldn't you use a more flexible tactic?" said Wei Chigong.

I explained to them: "The musket is far more powerful than the bow and arrow, and ordinary shields cannot resist it. At that time, the accuracy of muskets was relatively poor, and only intensive fire could achieve effective killing effects, so this tactic of lining up to shoot was also a product of that era. ”

When they saw the cavalry appear, the generals became excited, "It's still fun to kill with scimitar and iron cavalry." ”

I pouted, "The cavalry can only be used for outflanking and pursuit, and can no longer confront the infantry line head-on, and will slowly and gradually be eliminated by the tide of history, and will let you see the real steel armor and iron cavalry." ”

watched two war movies, and the immortals were hooked. Chang'e and Qingxia Zixia protested: "Is modern civilization just about fighting and killing, is there anything else?"

"War is the strongest driving force for history, and the films I have deliberately selected in the order of the development of the times, and watching them continuously will help you form a systematic understanding. You should take a history lesson, and next time I'll show you some literary and artistic life romance films. ”

Hearing me say this, several fairies understood my intentions and began to teach seriously.

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