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"Even the Suzaku Palace in this seat is leaking rain. I looked up at the old beams of the Imperial Hall, stood up and announced: "Heavenly Court is in ruins, there are still many things that need to be built in the future, today we will set up a Ministry of Engineering and Construction, which is responsible for the infrastructure construction of Heavenly Court." I think the Qin Dynasty's civil and military forces are quite suitable for this, and the Great Wall you built has not yet fallen, and it is known as one of the top ten wonders of the world. ”

Qin Shi Huang laughed and stood up, "Since Dao Jun looks up to our old Qin family so much, what else do we have to say?"

A group of civil and military officers of the Qin Dynasty bowed down and sang together: "Obey the decree of the Daojun!"

In this way, Qin Shi Huang and his son Gongzi Fusu became the chief and deputy ministers of the Ministry of Industry and Construction, and Li Si, Meng Wu and Xunzi were appointed as the chief and deputy general managers of the Tianting Construction Engineering Group.

After the immortals came forward to congratulate and congratulate for a while, Zhao Kuangyin continued to report: "In the past half a year, everyone's enthusiasm for learning has been extremely high, and they all feel that the scientific culture in the world is indeed amazing. The Ministry of Science and Education organized two examinations, and the results were very good. ”

I took the transcript handed over by Zhao Kuangyin and looked:

Wenchen: champion Zhuge Liang, Liu Bowen, Wang Yangming;

Military generals: champion Yue Fei, Bangyan Li Jing, Tanhua Huo to get sick;

Immortals: Champion Guiguzi, Bangyan Zhang Daoling, Tanhua Lu Dongbin.

"Very good, good, you guys did a good job. I said happily: "The office should record the top three in each exam, and it will be regarded as a credit in the future." ”

"Obey!" Wang Anshi bowed down to receive the order.

I took out the gourd from the backpack behind me and took out a lot of objects: microscopes, magnifying glasses, voltmeters, ammeters, test tubes, beakers, evaporation dishes, alcohol lamps, gas washing cylinders, funnels, graduated cylinders, tray balances, volumetric flasks, and other physical and chemical test equipment, gold, silver, copper, iron, tin, magnesium, manganese, nitrate, sulfate, hydrochloric acid, and various experimental materials...... Several immortals from the Institute of Science and Technology happily accepted it.

I complained while putting away the gourd: "This gourd is good, but it's too big, I carry it in my backpack every day, it's really inconvenient, if someone steals it one day, it's over." ”

"Uh......" Tai Bai Xing said with an embarrassed face, "I forgot to teach Dao Jun the scaling mantra of this gourd......"

"What!" I asked.

Tai Bai Xing recited a spell, stretched out his hand, and the gourd suddenly turned into a peanut......

"You, you, you, ......" I dusted my finger and pointed at Tai Bai Xing's nose, "Pit daddy, you!" I was so angry that I almost asked the office to give Tai Bai Xing a big mistake, and suddenly remembered that he was the supreme leader of the Heavenly Court and my top boss, so I had to endure it......

Mozi ran out to play a round game, "That gourd has not been used for many years, Tianzun is afraid that he has forgotten to have such a mantra, Daojun is not strange." It is better to make this gourd into a necklace, which is convenient and not easy to lose by hanging around the neck. ”

"Okay, then you can take it and fix it. "I threw the peanuts to Mozi, and his craftsmanship naturally goes without saying.

At this time, a group of people from the Academic Affairs Office wrote dozens of classical Chinese essays and handed them in. I didn't read a word, I put it all away, and let Liu Laodao sift it.

The article is ready, and the meal is ready. Zhu Yuanzhang proudly held my wrist and pulled me towards Huale Palace, "Today, I will invite Daojun to taste the self-made hot pot produced by our Heavenly Court." ”

Huale Palace has been renamed Tianting Hotel, with more than a dozen round tables in it, and more than a dozen private seats according to my suggestion. The hot pot has been put on the table, the pot is what I left last time, the dishes are all produced by Heaven, the real pesticide-free and pollution-free green food!

"Warmly welcome Daojun back safely, everyone drink this cup together!" Li Bai was the first to stand up and toast, and he was the most active in drinking.

"!" shouted the immortals in unison.

This time, instead of using a large wine bowl, I used a white porcelain wine glass, which is estimated to be less than one or two per glass, so I didn't spill the wine like last time. As soon as I took a sip of it, I immediately felt that the wine was extraordinary. The thick and fragrant liquor slid down my throat and into my stomach, and I felt warm and comfortable. "What kind of wine is this?"

"Isn't it amazing?" Li Bai's spoken language was more fashionable than me, "The wine made by the wine saint Du Kang himself, called Peach Blossom Fairy Brew." ”

"Peach Blossom Fairy Brew?" I asked, puzzled, "Made with peach blossoms?"

"The main raw material is sorghum. Du Kang stepped forward and explained: "It's just a little bit of peach blossom leaves from the peach orchard, so it has a special fragrance." ”

"Peach!" I slapped my head, why didn't I think of this baby, the Queen Mother's peach orchard, you also know, it's all good things.

The three treasures that make the gods greedy the most, the first is the ginseng fruit of Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth immortals: it blooms once in three thousand years, bears fruit in three thousand years, and only ripens in another three thousand years, and only bears thirty fruits. He lived three hundred and sixty years when he smelled it, and forty-seven thousand years if he ate one.

The second is Taishang Laojun's elixir, which I have eaten, and the curative effect is very good, one is equal to one life, and it is also a great baby. It's a pity that there are only two left, I lost a kidney, and Tai Bai Xing is not willing to give me another one.

There are a total of 3,600 plants: the first 1,200 plants, which are ripe for 3,000 years, and people eat them and the body is light and healthy, and all diseases will not invade; the middle 1,200 plants, which are ripe for 6,000 years, and people will rise and rise after eating Xiaju, and they will live forever; and the back 1,200 plants, which will be ripe for 9,000 years, and people will live with heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon will live together.

Sun Wukong has a good life, these three kinds of treasures have given him a full meal. I don't have that blessing, the elixir is to eat one and pick up a life. Don't think about the ginseng fruit, the world is like that, and the earth immortal ancestor Zhen Yuanzi doesn't know if it's there. But this peach orchard is in heaven, and you don't have to run!

I hurriedly grabbed the Tai Bai Xing and asked excitedly: "Pan Tao!

Tai Bai Xing shook his head, "In that battle five hundred years ago, my Heavenly Court Immortals suffered countless casualties, and the peach was used to save the wounded and survive. The peach orchard is intact, but it will take another 2,500 years to bear fruit at the shortest. ”

One day in the heavenly court, seven days in the earth, two thousand five hundred years in the heavenly court divided by seven...... Lao Tzu is too lazy to count, he has to wait for the peach to ripen, and the heavenly court still doesn't know if it's there.

Forget it, I didn't expect these poor immortals to have anything good, get used to it...... You can't blame the government for your misery......

I drank another glass of wine in a depressed stomach. Zhu Yuanzhang enthusiastically boasted to me: "Although the peach blossom fairy brew is good, my heavenly hot pot is not bad, Daojun try it." ”

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