Nine layers of clouds are stacked, and the heavenly court is on top of it.

"Playing the Jade Emperor, the god general clairvoyance has sent news from the mortal world that the traces of Erlang God have appeared, and I hope to send more capable generals to prevent him from escaping again. "Downwind ear canal.

The Jade Emperor sat on the throne with no expression on his face, turned his head to look at Tai Bai Xing and said, "Who does Aiqing think is the most appropriate to send to earth?"

Tai Bai Xing hurriedly replied: "Since the clairvoyant has discovered the Erlang God, it is natural to send more powerful gods." The minister thought that clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear were originally partners, and this time Shunfeng Ear was naturally the first choice. ”

Shunfeng Ear glared angrily at the Tai Bai Xing.

Tai Bai Xing hurriedly said: "But both of them are intelligence officers, and their combat effectiveness is slightly inferior, so they need to transfer some other god generals." ”

The gods present in the Heavenly Court hurriedly lowered their heads, eager to be invisible, afraid that Tai Bai Xing would see them.

The Jade Emperor said: "What Aiqing said is reasonable. So who is the best one to send?"

The gods unconsciously retreated half a step in unison.

Tai Bai Xing thought for a while and said, "Everyone here has not been to the mortal world for many years, and you haven't eaten the fireworks of the world for a long time, if you rush down to the mortal world, you may not be able to adapt quickly." The minister thought that when Tang Seng traveled west to learn scriptures, he had gone through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and those monsters at that time were now all immortals, adding up to more than 100 people, so it was better to let these immortals with rich experience in the mortal world go first. That Erlang God has now been reincarnated as a mortal, and he should be able to be easily captured. ”

The gods present were overjoyed, and most of the monsters who embarrassed Tang Seng back then were some mounts, pets, etc., and they should have stepped forward to second.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but nod and said, "Then recruit them over, you need to encourage them." ”

After a while, those gods and monsters gathered in the Heavenly Court. Most of them are mounts and pets, and as far as the eye can see, they are all weasel spirits, lion spirits, white bone spirits, etc., where they know what rules, everywhere are cows neighing and horses barking, chickens flying and dogs jumping.

"That's it, seeing that their enthusiasm is high, there is no need to encourage them, just let Shunfeng Ear lead the team and go down to earth quickly. The Jade Emperor frowned and covered his nose.

"Yes. Tai Bai Xing hurriedly said.

So the gate to enter the mortal world opened, and the gods and monsters were all in one place, squeezing around, pushing and pushing, and as a result, the four heavenly kings of the South Heavenly Gate were furious, and they kicked them all down in a short time

"Youzhu, can I be your bodyguard?"

The girl Youzhu, who was shrouded in a black robe, looked at him fixedly: "Your skills are better than mine?"

Yang Xiaosheng sneered: "Bodyguards don't necessarily have to be better than employers, right?"

Youzhu tilted his head and thought for a while, nodded and said, "What you said is reasonable." But I don't have the money to hire you. ”

Yang Xiaosheng was overjoyed: "If you don't need money, you will be rewarded on holidays, self-sufficient, and all free." ”

Youzhu thought about it again and said, "But I don't know how to cook, you are my bodyguard, and you still need to cook food for me." ”

Yang Xiaosheng patted his chest and smiled: "No problem, I haven't learned anything in the past ten years, so I learned to cook." ”

Youzhu nodded: "Then you can come with me." ”

"Where to go. ”

"Go to a psychiatric hospital. ”

“”

Youzhu took out a silver ball the size of a dragon's eye from his pocket and threw it into the ground, turning into a half-meter-tall conical flying machine with a bang.

"This is the Transformation Ball, right?" Yang Xiaosheng was shocked, "I heard that it is an ultra-high-tech product developed by scientists based on the Ancient Storage Divine Weapon, which can compress a car to the size of a fist, and it cannot be popularized because of the extremely high cost, I thought it was a lie." ”

Youzhu jumped on the aircraft, and the conical part under the aircraft began to rotate at high speed, and the aircraft slowly rose.

"Can you run to keep up with my flying machine?"

Yang Xiaosheng looked at the model of the aircraft, well, it was about 500 kilometers per hour.

"If you can't keep up," Youzhu frowned, "then I'll go by myself." ”

"Don't, I have flying machines too. Yang Xiaosheng hurriedly said.

Yang Xiaosheng was afraid that Youzhu would not have the patience to wait for him, so he hurriedly touched the purple rosary on his wrist, and a puff of white smoke erupted, the white smoke was still light at first, and the more it gathered, the thicker it became, and after a while, it gathered into a dense white cloud like cotton candy.

"I see you've used it. "Young bamboo road.

Yang Xiaosheng jumped onto the white cloud and said with a smile: "Yes, when fighting, you can increase your jump height and movement speed, but it's not just limited to those, long-distance flights are also possible." ”

"Isn't it a technological product, like a real soaring clouds and mist, an ancient artifact?"

"Sort of. Yang Xiaosheng said with a smile.

Youzhu nodded, jumped off the aircraft, and pressed a button on it, and the aircraft turned back into a transformation ball with a bang.

Yang Xiaosheng was stunned: "What's wrong?"

Youzhu didn't speak, walked up to the somersault cloud, and jumped up as well.

Yang Xiaosheng was shocked: "Don't, people without mana will fall down when they sit up!"

Youzhu pinched the somersault cloud, felt extremely soft and flicked his hand, and a smile appeared on his face: "Yes, this is also the first time I have experienced the clouds." ”

It is understandable that although people now accept the existence of immortals, and the masters can also control the blades of divine weapons to fight, but the outrageous things such as soaring clouds and fog and scattering beans into soldiers are still the exclusive skills of real immortals.

She sat down cross-legged and said to Yang Xiaosheng, "Let's go, due north." ”

Yang Xiaosheng looked her ass left and right, and warned: "Don't hold on, although some people can sit for a while, but if they fly into the air and fall down again, it will hurt more than now." ”

"Don't talk nonsense when you shouldn't say it, and don't look at it where you shouldn't. Youzhu said coldly.

"Oh. Yang Xiaosheng was reluctant to take his eyes off her round ass, patted the somersault cloud and said, "Dude, go, north." ”

The somersault cloud did not fly high or fast at first, but after the young bamboo adapted, it gradually accelerated and rose.

When it was flying fast, the wind was very strong, and it was uncomfortable, Yang Xiaosheng got into the stomach of the somersault cloud, and waved his hand to Youzhu to signal her to get in too.

Youzhu glanced at his lying posture like a dog, did not move, and continued to sit in the clouds, only releasing his true qi to condense into a wall in front of him, blocking the fierce wind in his face.

Today's somersault cloud flew exceptionally steadily, more steadily than ever before, which made Yang Xiaosheng angry.

"This lustful somersault cloud, usually when I sit on it, it is like a roller coaster, exciting and thrilling, and now there is a beautiful woman sitting on it, which is more stable than a Rolls-Royce. ”

The somersault cloud could not know Yang Xiaosheng's inner thoughts, and it continued to fly steadily.

Yang Xiaosheng, who was pouting in the clouds, and Youzhu, who was sitting firmly in the clouds, had nothing to talk about.

Half a day later.

"If you don't want others to see your cloud-piercing artifact, it's best to lower it now. Youzhu said coldly.

Yang Xiaosheng hurriedly slapped the somersault cloud, and the somersault cloud immediately slowed down, slowly lowered the height, and found an uninhabited hill and fell.

The two jumped, and Yang Xiaosheng put the somersault cloud back into the rosary.

"Into town. ”

"Oh, good. "The bodyguard faithfully carried out the employer's orders.

There is a small city not far away.

After entering the city, I turned left and right, and came to the gate of a compound.

Yang Xiaosheng looked fixedly, and there was a big sign hanging on the door: Municipal Recreation and Psychiatric Hospital.

Youzhu stepped in, and the doorman glanced at it, but did not stop to ask.

"It turns out that she is a regular customer. Yang Xiaosheng thought to himself.