"Please show your ID. Two men in black at the entrance of the hall on the first floor stopped the two of them.

Youzhu took out a small red book from his pocket, Yang Xiaosheng's eyes were sharp, and a line of words was written on it: Special Cases for the Mentally Ill. The man in black nodded, opened the door, and motioned for Youzhu to go in. Yang Xiaosheng followed closely and was about to enter, but the door closed again.

"If you are undocumented, go to the next entrance and enter. The man in black said coldly.

"I'm the bodyguard for the girl who just went in. Yang Xiaosheng explained.

But the two men in black were cold, expressionless, and did not speak, nor did they open the door.

A mental hospital is also so strict, do you think that you are here at the gate of the scenic spot, do you think that I want to come in! Yang Xiaosheng's heart was full of 10,000 sheep galloping by.

He had no choice but to walk in the direction pointed by the man in black, and sure enough, he saw a hut with the words "Psychiatric Diagnosis Office" written on it. Yang Xiaosheng scratched his bald head, but still walked in.

Inside the room sat a strange combination of three people in white coats with serious expressions on their faces.

The left one is fresh and cute little Zhengtai, but the white coat on his body is obviously wearing an adult's, too long and too big, and half of it is dragged on the ground;

The middle-aged woman with a fat hair in the middle, the white coat was too tight and thin on her, and she was squeezed out of a few deep grooves by the fat that could not be hidden;

The tall and thin old man on the right, this time the white coat looks too short and spacey.

At this time, in addition to Yang Xiaosheng, there was also a middle-aged man with long hair standing in the room.

"Name. Xiao Zhengtai asked the long-haired man.

The long-haired man didn't answer.

"Do you dare to say anything? Get out of here. The old man roared.

"Don't worry, look at the resume, he's deaf. The woman said.

"We only have the mentally ill here, not the disabled. The old man exhaled.

The long-haired man pulled up his hair on both sides, and it turned out that he didn't have ears at all, and only had small eyes at the ears.

It's a pity not to hear the sound of the world. Yang Xiaosheng sighed in his heart.

The long-haired man was still pulling up his hair with one hand, but with the other hand he took out a silver metal ear from his pocket, which was the size of a normal human ear, and was extremely delicately made, with brilliant folds, and the eyes of everyone in the room were quickly attracted to this silver ear. The long-haired man inserted it into the small eye of the ear, and the small eye in the other ear also inserted a metal ear, but the color and material were different, and it was a golden ear.

"This time I can hear it. The long-haired man laughed.

"It's weird to wear a fake ear with two colors. The old man muttered, his muttering voice was very soft, Yang Xiaosheng was only a few meters away, and he only saw his mouth moving, and he didn't hear what he said.

"My name is Tremella aureus, so this special ear is one gold and the other is silver. The long-haired man laughed. He couldn't hear anything just now, but now he could hear the old man's very quiet muttering.

"So the reason you applied for membership was that you had good ears?" the woman asked.

"Not bad. The long-haired man said.

"It's not necessarily a good ear to hear what I'm talking about, and a lot of people who can read lips can see it. The old man snorted.

"You secretly farted just now, although it has been deliberately suppressed, but it sounds like thunder to my gold and silver fungus. The long-haired man said.

The old man jumped up all of a sudden, and said angrily: "Nonsense, who farted just now, I never fart." ”

The woman sniffed carefully, slapped the old man to the ground, and scolded: "I said why there is a smell of leeks every once in a while, it turns out that you old boy is farting, I thought it was the canteen steaming buns, so I took a few more sips." ”

"Can I get through?" the long-haired man smiled.

"That's it. This time, it was Xiao Zhengtai who spoke.

He skillfully pulled out a small red book, stamped it and threw it to the long-haired man.

"Next. The child shouted.

Yang Xiaosheng hurriedly stepped forward.

"Do you have any special skills?" the child asked.

Yang Xiaosheng thought for a while and said, "No." ”

"Get out of here, you don't have the skills and still want to go in?" the old man got up from the ground and scolded.

Yang Xiaosheng walked over, grabbed the old man's collar, then walked to the window, and threw it down.

"What are you doing?" the woman screamed.

Yang Xiaosheng didn't speak, walked up to the woman, waved his hand, and a stream of true qi enveloped her, and also flew out of the window.

Then he walked up to Koshota.

"You've passed!" Xiao Zhengtai said quickly.

"Oh, so easy to get through? I thought I'm going to grab it. Yang Xiaosheng wondered.

"We are in a mental hospital, and only two kinds of people are allowed to enter, one is people with special abilities, and the other is abnormal people. The way you look is very abnormal and meets our requirements. Xiao Zhengtai shouted.

Yang Xiaosheng nodded, took the little red book handed over by Xiao Zhengtai, and walked inside.

He suddenly turned his head to Xiao Zhengtai and asked, "You said that the people here either have special abilities or are abnormal people, so what kind of three of you belong to?"

"I'm a genius child, the old man scolds the old bastard when he sees people, the woman is a master of disguise, and no one has ever seen her really like. ”

Yang Xiaosheng nodded, pushed open the door and entered inside. It was a large venue, and hundreds of people in black costumes sat down.

On the stage, a beggar with sunglasses was spitting and talking: "The main purpose of the establishment of our Black Silk Army is to find a person with an extra eye, we call this person 'Three Eyes'. That's why I've invested a lot of money in developing new equipment and recruiting new people for you. But what about you? What have you researched for me? Tell me what you've come up with, Dirt Boy?"

A short man immediately jumped onto the stage, holding a large pointed hat in his hand.

It is not like a hat, it is black and the outside, and it is obviously made of metal.

"This thing I'm working on is very powerful, it's called the 'Invincible Escape Hat', as long as you wear it, you can turn into an earth dragon and swim underground. ”

The people in the audience immediately talked about it, obviously a little curious about this strange thing.

Seeing that everyone was interested, the short man said proudly, "Let me show you." ”

The short man put what he called the "Invincible Escape Hat" on the ground, with the tip of the hat pointing down and the crest facing up. It's also wonderful, although it is a pointed hat, but it can stand firmly on the ground.

The short man walked up to the hat, jumped up, and came with a head down, and actually stuck his head into the hat.

"Keep my eyes open and look closely!" shouted the short man, who was on all fours, pestle in his hat that stood upside down on the ground.

The tip of the hat turned like a large drill bit, and at first it was slow, and the faster it turned, and all at once it drilled a large hole in the ground. The hat turns, driving people to turn, and the hat is one, turning into wind and water, dusty. The crowd next to him hid in the distance.

Seeing the short man slowly burrowing into the ground, the beggar on the stage was furious, jumped over and grabbed the short man's feet that were still outside the hole, and took him out at once, and threw him aside. The big drill on the short man's head was still spinning, and inertia took him around the ground for seventy or eighty turns before stopping.

"This is what you've spent three years and countless years researching, can you find Three-Eyes with this thing alone?" snarled the beggar at the short man who was already slumped on the ground.

"I, I think it's useful, if Three-Eyes is hiding underground, we can use it to get in and find him. The short man slurred. He was turned away by the "invincible retreat hat" and couldn't find the north.

"There's a fart! You let everyone tell me, what's the use?"

There was a lot of discussion in the audience.

"I think it's okay. ”

"yes, I think it's pretty good, it's pretty cool. ”

That is, there are all means of land, sea and air transportation, and there is only one short of one that can travel underground, which simply makes up for a big gap in the history of human transportation. ”

"It's just that it's super practical, and it can be used to drill into the ground and shave sweet potatoes when there's nothing to do. ”

"Maybe it's also effective in treating motion sickness. ”

Yang Xiaosheng stood at the door and thought: Who is this unlucky guy called "Three Eyes"? How did you provoke the Black Silk Army, an organization that is all perverted? It's so pitiful.