Night 615 Rainy day
The gloomy and rainy day is not upset because someone is coming. I'm a ghostly madman, and the name of this story is "Rainy Day"!
Today's weather is not very good, it is gloomy in the morning, it seems to be raining, just like my mood today is also gloomy, summer is what always makes people feel particularly irritable and depressed, no matter what the weather is today or not, it has nothing to do with me, because I don't have to go to work today, I am ready to sit in front of the computer and write the manuscript quietly.
I slept a little late last night, so that it was already nine o'clock in the morning when I woke up, and I hadn't digested my supper last night, so I could save a breakfast, and after washing my face haphazardly, I sat down in front of the computer and started my writing journey.
But just wrote a short paragraph, I heard the sound of the electric drill in the unit next door, the sound of "stabbing lala, stabbing lala" clearly into the ears, the thought of the train of thought was completely disrupted, there is no way to concentrate on writing things, it shouldn't be too long, I thought so in my heart, got up and poured myself a cup of tea, sure enough, the sound quickly stopped, I hurried back to the computer and started to code words, but just typed two words, the damn disturbance electric drill sound sounded again, noisy people are restless!
"Damn!" I scolded, but I can't stop people from doing renovations, and besides, it's not that it's not a night that doesn't disturb the people, but I feel uncomfortable not doing something, and the more I use the self-comforting revenge method I usually use, that is, his curse on the renovation worker is written in my story.
People are decorating just to make money, can not curse people too much, I wrote in the article, the decoration worker with the electric drill is always in a certain depth when hitting, inexplicably broken, the decoration worker is anxious, so he stretched his finger into the hole in the wall that hit half, the result was accompanied by his scream and then saw that his finger was bitten off by an unknown creature, and a lot of blood was shed, and then with the permission of the landlord, the structural renovation worker completely smashed the wall, and found that there was a big turtle living inside, it turned out that the landlady of the house often stole people outside, and brought it to the house when her husband was not at homeIn order to prevent being bumped into by her husband, she dug such a dark room in the wall to hide people.
The woman's husband is not a good thing, often outside the flowers and grass, this night and his wife are sleeping in the same bed, suddenly there is a knock on the door, I was awakened from my sleep and hurriedly shouted: "Oh no, my husband is back!"
As soon as the woman's husband heard it, he got out of bed and was about to run, so he ran directly into the dark room, which was a hiding place for the husband to cuckold, so after the husband entered, a big green hat was buckled, and the husband became a big turtle, and the wife was very scared and found someone to seal the dark room, and then sold it to the current landlord's family.
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Spoof, the mood has become a lot better, open the window to breathe in the fresh air outside, who knows that at this time, I found an unexpected strange thing, only to see a few renovation workers carrying a big turtle out of the unit door, is loading the big turtle to a truck, the people around are also sighing and discussing, saying that it is really strange that there can be such a big turtle in the wall, you say strange is not strange?
It's strange that they counted a yarn, and I'm just weird, I just wrote it casually, and it became a reality, and this coincidence is too much of a coincidence, right?
In order to test whether I really have the ability to write whatever Ma Liang writes, I did a test that is simply impossible, that is, I wrote that there is a beautiful woman who will come and knock on my door, and it is a particularly sexy kind, she will use my bathroom, and will change clothes at my house, chat with me, cook and wash clothes for me. 【...!ichi Literature ¥... Free to read]
I'm such an otaku.,Usually except for the occasional phone call home.,Tell my parents I'm still alive.,I'm a person who doesn't have a sense of existence.,If there really is a miracle like what I wrote in the article.,It can only mean that I'm the magic pen Ma Liang.。
Soon I finished the manuscript that I wanted to happen, but it was not realistic at all, and just after I finished writing, I heard the sound of crackling rain hitting the glass outside the window, and the rain was really heavy!
Just when I was standing by the window to watch the rain, there was a knock on the door again, I opened the door to see, it was really a beautiful woman came to the door, and the beauty should have been drenched by a sudden rain, so the clothes on the body were wet and dripping.
"Hello, I'm here to collect the water bill, can I go in?" said to the beautiful woman, who was still holding the same wet water bill in her hand.
A wet beauty took the initiative to enter a single man who lived alone, that is, my room, can I not do it! A rain and a cold, and then the scene in my article turned dramatically into reality, first the beauty wanted to collect the water bill and leave, but the water bill list was already wet, and I couldn't open it at all, so I helped to make a trick and bake it in the microwave.
Then I waited for the water bill to be dried out, I took a towel to the beauty and let her wipe the rain on her body, a gust of wind blew through the beauty and sneezed twice, looking at her wet clothes, somewhat unbearable, so I told her that she could let her go to the bathroom to take a shower, and took out a set of clothes that I had just bought and had not had time to open for him to change, probably because I also saw that I was a good person, plus the wet clothes on the body were really uncomfortable and the beauty entered the bathroom.
Listening to the sound of running water here, I also began to feel restless, imagining the tempting scene inside, and unconsciously reacted, the sound of the water suddenly stopped, and the beautiful woman walked out in my wide clothes, I was one meter eighty-two tall and weighed one hundred and seventy-two
catties, and that little beauty is a little more than one meter six, looks thin and thin less than 100 catties, just my top covers most of her body, she is only wearing a top of mine, exposing two white thighs, the temptation, the visual impact is absolutely 100%!
But I've been single for more than 20 years, I still have this concentration, I control and control again! I succeeded, the rain has been falling and it is noon, the girl washed my clothes out of gratitude when she washed her wet clothes, and washed her socks, the key is that there is a pair of underwear, which is nothing, the key is that there is still ...... on it!
**It's indirectly seen by others, they are all adults and have become no longer formal, at noon, the beauty also made me a meal of tomato egg noodles, drinking Coke and eating noodles, I feel that this meal is the happiest since I was a child.
The rain outside has stopped, the beautiful woman's clothes have been dried, the electricity bill has also dried, the beauty is leaving, and I can't hold back a little regret in my heart.
The knock on the door woke me up from my good dreams, and I opened the door unhappily, and there was a soaked aunt standing outside the door, holding a stack of water bills that were also soaked in her hands, and I slammed the door shut before she could speak.
(End of chapter).
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