I am a ghost madman, and the name of this story is "The Priesthood of the Underworld"!

Netherworld,Just listening to the name makes people feel eerie and terrifying,Not to mention going down to visit it in person,As a normal person,I guess there are few people who are willing to take the initiative to want to go there to see,Although we are full of curiosity about that mysterious place,But we all know that after going there, it is likely that we will never come back,It's not a place where you can go and say you can come back.,The most important thing is that it's far from the eighteenth layer of hell.,It's just the relationship between the residential building and the basement.,It's not far from going to hell when you go there. 。

I thought that a good boy like me, who is harmless to humans and animals, and who does not invite disasters or cause trouble, will definitely live a long and healthy life and live a long life, but what I didn't expect was that on that dark and windy night, I couldn't see my claws, and the sky was full of dark clouds, the two black ones were like briquettes, and the other was white like two guys who fell into the noodle jar, holding a feather duster in their hands, leading a large number of little ghosts, quietly sneaked into my room, surrounded my bedside and called me "wake up".

You can think about how I felt when I saw such a group of guys around my bed, watching TV dramas and movies, I also learned that even if others die, these two guys will be taken away, but why is there such a big pomp and circumstance when this brings me? I remember that I am a low-key person, do you want to pay so much attention to me?

Later, I figured it out, I guess it was the king of Hades who saw that my life was not over, and sent them to scare me to death before taking me away, but I found that I thought too much, and they didn't look like they were going to have any bad intentions for me, and besides, they used iron chains to take away others, so why carry a sedan chair when they took me away?

Seeing that I woke up, the black briquette said to me respectfully: "Lord Youyou, our Yan Jun, want to see you, please come with us if it is convenient for you."

I listened to the 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my heart, and said so politely let me go with you, I can still come back without it, and besides, the king of Hades let you die in the third watch, and will never let you live until the fifth watch, such a big pomp to pick me up, I said not to go, can he agree? How much does the carriage and horse fare cost?

Anyway, people are inherently dead or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than Hongmao, die and die, sooner or later, early death and early reincarnation may still be able to give birth to a rich family, I don't have to work as hard as now, and besides, I am such a good person after death may let me go to heaven to enjoy happiness, I don't know where there are many girls, drifting is not beautiful!

I got on the sedan chair with a good hope, and was carried all the way to the underworld by these little ghosts, the gap between here and the imagination is too big, I came to know in person, it turned out that what was staged on TV was a lie, and now the underworld is no different from our ordinary living environment, there are also shops, there are high-rise streets, and even hospitals, what the fuck is this for?

The streets are also full of people, but there is not a single car here, everyone is either riding a horse or a sedan chair or walking, I asked the surrounding ghosts what is the reason for this, they said that they are worried that this place is as serious as the human smog, so they banned all the factories that manufacture vehicles and machinery, and even those that extract oil and process food, in order to protect the environment here, anyway, there are living people who keep sending things here, and the materials here are not too lacking.

The first time I came to this place, it still aroused my curiosity, but I didn't have much time to appreciate the beautiful environment here, so I was taken to the Hades Palace, it should be said that this is the living room is more appropriate, because the furnishings here are like a living room at home, there are sofas and coffee tables, there are servants and a young man who laughs very weirdly, and is looked at intently by a man, to be honest, I am really uncomfortable, fortunately he didn't look at it for too long just ten minutes.

"Mr. Youyou, welcome to my villa 118, I am Yan Jun of the underworld, please sit!" This guy turned out to be the legendary Hades, I really can't believe it, it's not that the Hades is the Bao Qingtian Bao Lord back then, we all know Lord Bao, the face is as black as the bottom of the pot, the crescent moon on the top of the head, this guy's skin is very white, and the stars on his forehead are not the moon.

Probably seeing that I had some misunderstanding of his identity, Hades took the initiative to explain: "That's the case, I recently went to South Korea for plastic surgery, and then I was mistaken for the sailor month in the cartoon, so I replaced my moon with stars, doesn't it look a little cute?"

Seeing the king of Hades smiling at me, I was even more apprehensive: "I said Lord Yanjun, you shouldn't have come to me this time to drink tea and chat, if there is anything else, just tell me directly, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to go back after missing the hour!"

"Mr. Youyou, don't worry, according to me, as far as you are a smoky guy who lacks morality, half of your longevity is longer than a cat with nine lives, unless you want to die, it is estimated that you will never die, I came to you this time, mainly to thank you."

When Hades said that, I wondered, what did he thank me? Looks like what I did had nothing to do with him, right?

"Mr. Youyou, I know that you usually have to write a little ghost story in addition to work, and now you have a lot of works, of course, many of them are not good, and I personally don't like to read them, but you have said a lot of truths in the article, and it is still very good to write about us ghosts, so we want to thank you, and I hope you will insist on writing no matter what situation you encounter! I support you on behalf of the entire Netherworld!".

I'm so touched, I didn't expect to get such a big backer for writing ghost stories randomly, I'm so lucky!

"Mr. Youyou, I can't let you come to the underworld this time, you can take this thing, this is what you deserve" Hades asked the judge to hand me a red certificate, and a token-like thing, the token is the size of a palm, the whole body is jet black, there are no patterns and logos, just a big letter "B" engraved on the front Hades explained to me that this is to make me the B god of the underworld, B is the meaning of the pen, and I can write whatever I want when I wear this brand on my body in the future, no one can control me, I can pretend that B is invincible in the world!

This is a great gift, the key is that the king of Hades told me that with this brand I am a fairy, no matter how big the cowhide is blown in the future, no matter how I pretend I will not be struck by lightning! Isn't this a treasure that many people dream of, but I actually got it, I am so excited! So I immediately said that in the future, I will work hard, put this brand well, and write down everything I am not used to, what I want to write, with this brand, I see who dares to say anything about me!

Afterwards, I was sent back by Yan Jun in a beautiful way, and today I will tell you about this matter, and everyone will definitely not believe that I am bragging, but I can tell you that this is a real thing, and I will never lie!