Chapter 286: Xuanwu Village

"Zhu Ba, you see, this is Xuanwu Village. The sword slave pointed to the name of the village card and said.

"It's weird, it's weird. Invincible shook his head. There was a complicated look in his eyes.

"What's the weird way?" the sword slave asked.

"Look, there are groups of demon beasts around here, and they are all at least seventh-level demon beasts, but don't you think it's weird that there is a village here?"

When the two entered the village, they were even more stunned.

Because, the people in this village don't even have any cultivation.

Xuanwu Village, in the words of Invincible, is a fucking strange village.

What's even stranger is that as soon as they entered the village, all their supernatural powers and mana disappeared.

"Weird, too weird?" the sword slave's eyes showed a complicated look.

"Expected. "Sword slave, if I don't make a mistake, this village is going to trap us, we must get out of this village as soon as possible, it's too weird here." ”

Although Zongheng Invincible said this, on the surface, this village is very small, and the villagers inside are all glans, but when they walked, the two of them walked for two days and two nights, and they didn't leave the village.

Suddenly, the two seemed to understand something.

And, the most important thing now is that the stomach of the invincible and sword slave has long been croaking.

Hungry, Nima, hungry......

Since there is no spiritual power, there is no way to even open the storage bag, and the food inside naturally cannot be taken out.

The sword slave and the invincible can be said to be hungry and thirsty, the two dragged their tired bodies back to the most prosperous area of the village, at this time the two of them were already staring at each other, and they didn't even have the slightest strength.

My sister's bun shop is the most famous bun shop in Xuanwu Village, and the bun is bubbling white at this time, and the fragrant fragrance makes the two of them drool.

At this time, a fat woman walked out, what does she look like, there is no way to describe it, what an ugly word, how to say that face, just like a bun.

"If you want to eat steamed buns, then exchange them for dry firewood or rice noodles. My sister pinched her waist with both hands and said with a smile.

This bun fat woman is called a sister by the village.

"Sister, bring me ten buns. At this time, a middle-aged man carried a large bundle of firewood, put the dry firewood aside, stared at the buns in the cage, and said with a smile.

"Such a little firewood, I want ten buns! Hmph, eight, love can not be changed. "My sister's attitude is very arrogant.

"You, well, eight is eight. If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't afford milk powder, I, I'd ......," the middle-aged man took eight buns and said hatefully.

"Cut, there is a kind of life or not, so I'm embarrassed to say it. My sister said with a smile.

"Look at what I'm doing, don't you understand? In this fucking village, if you want to get something else, you have to exchange it for something else, which is called bartering. Invincible glared at the sword slave fiercely, and then ran frantically to the other end of the street, he was already hungry.

As for the sword slave, he ran in the opposite direction.

Judging from the current situation of Invincible, it is almost the same as a dying person, so fucking hungry and tired.

In a pawnshop, he threw away his clothes, changed a pair of shorts and a dozen pieces of paper, and then wore shorts, and exchanged the dozen pieces of paper for ten pounds of white flour with ten children. In the end, he took the ten catties of white cloth to his sister's steamed bun shop and exchanged for fifteen steamed buns, and he still praised his sister with a clear conscience, and his sister gave five more buns.

Fifteen buns entered the stomach in one go, and the invincible was immediately full of power.

Damn, let alone getting out of this village, even the most basic food and clothing is a fucking problem now.

Two days later, Invincible found a business opportunity in this village, in other words, he was able to gain a foothold in this village.

There are not many industries in this village, but they are complete, but there is one industry that it does not have.

That's the matchmaker.

That's right, the pure man of Zongheng Invincible has started the matchmaker industry.

His first target is the owner of his sister's bun shop.

"Starling, if this thing can be done, I will let you eat steamed buns for free every day. "My sister is five big and three thick, with a bucket waist and elephant legs, but she fell in love with Zhang Xiucai from the academy. This is the accurate information that Invincible has been investigating for a day and a half. It is precisely because of this that he targeted his sister for the first time.

"Sister, don't worry, I don't dare to promise anything else, but I dare to promise one thing, that is, I will let him come to you tomorrow morning to eat steamed buns. Invincible smiled, "But there's one thing, you have to be free." As the saying goes, once born and twice cooked, three or four times become a family. ”

"Good, free, all free. My sister looked excited.

Early the next morning, invincible, Zhang Xiucai, all the students of the academy, and of course the sword slaves, all ate and drank for this sister bun shop.

"Zhang Xiuchang, my sister loves education so much, you don't pay respect. Zongheng Invincible came to Zhang Xiucai's ear and whispered this.

Zhang Xiucai thought about it, "The so-called courtesy is also a gentleman." So, he ran towards his sister.

Today's sister can be said to be completely different from yesterday, her upper body is wearing a pink jacket, which is a small jacket, but her fat body tortures the small jacket to the point that it is gone. As for the lower body, she actually wore an ultra-short blue robe skirt. The most important thing that made Zongheng Invincible almost squirt blood was that this sister comrade, who was not very white, actually smeared several layers of powder on his face.

I couldn't hold back my laughter, and then I started to eat the buns desperately.

"Pig Ba, have you thought of a good plan?" the sword slave said at this time, "There are a few more in the village today. Don't forget, we only have three months. ”

"I know. "Zongheng is invincible and still eating steamed buns.

"Okay. The sword slave immediately began to eat the buns desperately.

I have to admire the invincible mouth, this Xuanwu Village was originally very peaceful, but he insisted on telling a good family a little three, and then, there was a family dispute, and then his role changed, and the two began to mediate the dispute.

The most famous is the village chief's family, the village chief and his wife have no children, the two lived very happily before, but under the control of the invincible, soon the village chief and the widow Li in the west of the village had a crimson color, and then the village chief had a plan to cheat, so he climbed into Widow Li's bed one dark night, and then the matter caused a sensation in the whole village.

The village chief wants a divorce, the village chief's wife wants to severely punish the junior, and Widow Li does not refuse to come, and the old lady's bed is kept for you at any time.

The village chief incident has long been the object of attention of everyone in the village, and naturally, this invincible has gained a lot of benefits from it.

"Damn, why, why ......" The egg has already lost weight, and he is too eager to eat an egg now, but now he can't even eat enough steamed buns, let alone eggs.

"Alright, let's chop wood quickly, or there will be no dinner left. ”

"No, it's not a way to go on like this, why don't we pay for manual labor and can't eat and sleep well, that pig eight and sword slave move their mouths, and then eat well and sleep soundly, and they are popular everywhere. Especially my sister's bun shop and the village chief's house. ”

"Looks like we should try to change our thinking. ”

Next to the crescent lake, the mysterious owner stared at the lake and saw it all clearly.

"Pig eight, it's kind of interesting. The mysterious master smiled faintly, "I hope you can find him in this Xuanwu Mountain." ”

Half a month passed quickly, and in the past half a month, Zongheng Invincible has kept everything in this village in mind, including the lock matter of whose dog gave birth to several puppies.

On this night, the starry sky was all over the sky.

"Pig eight, I always feel like it's for us to collect something. The sword slave said lightly.

Zongheng Invincible nodded, "That's right, a village appeared out of thin air, and it was extremely weird, so that all of us lost our cultivation and mana. There must be some purpose. It should be a test of our intelligence. Come to think of it, now that I know this village completely, it seems that it is not bad, but why can't I leave this village yet?"

But at this moment, suddenly Invincible thought of something. There was a smile in his eyes.

The next day, just after dawn, the whole village was still silent.

A voice echoed through the village.

"Killed, killed......" The sword slave ran in front, and Zhu Ba followed closely behind with an axe, his face full of hideous colors.

The sword slave's voice was very loud, and he quickly made a noise among the neighbors.

However, when they saw this scene, they were stunned.

Seeing that the axe was about to cut into the back of the sword slave, at this moment, a figure suddenly flew out and snatched the axe from the invincible hand.

"Haha, you've finally appeared. I knew that there must be village protectors in such a village. Invincible smirked.

The village protector blinked, and then disappeared in a flash.

The show was gone, and the villagers went to sleep again.

"No, did you say you guessed something wrong?" Just as he was pondering, he suddenly saw a hair on the ground, which was left by the village guard.

Picking up that hair, Invincible immediately burst out laughing.

"I know, I know. ”

On this day, a very strange thing happened in the village, that is, Invincible borrowed a hair from each of them, and in return told them a love triangle about the village chief for free.

"Sword slave, have you completed the task I gave you?" At night, the invincible man stared at the sword slave and said lightly.

"It's done, the newcomers, and the living creatures in the village, I haven't given up. So the sword slave put all the furs he had collected on the table, and plucked a hair from his head and put it in it.

Zongheng Invincible combined the hair he had collected with the hair collected by the sword slave, and pulled out a root of his own hair and put it into it, and suddenly, a spiritual power quietly appeared.

Vertical and horizontal invincible and sword slaves are normal, and their cultivation and supernatural powers have recovered.