Chapter 287: The task must be completed thoroughly
Chapter 287 The task must be completed thoroughly
The restoration of cultivation and supernatural powers means that the two of them can leave this Xuanwu Village.
However, the sword slave found that the invincible did not mean to leave immediately, and he was puzzled at the moment.
"Pig Ba, what, do you still want to stay here?" the sword slave asked, his eyes full of incomprehension.
Zongheng Invincible blinked his eyes and hooked his hand at the sword slave, the implication was to let the sword slave lean his ear, and the sword slave naturally understood, so he leaned his head over immediately.
"Sword slave, you see, on the surface, we now have the strength to leave this Xuanwu Village. However, you should think about it differently, I always feel that this Xuanwu Village was arranged by a certain master with a formation. ”
The sword slave interrupted Invincible, "What do you mean?"
Zongheng Invincible smiled indifferently, "The meaning is very simple, that is, these people do not exist, they are all nothing." ”
The sword slave raised his eyebrows and began to think.
"Their existence is for those outsiders who break into Xuanwu Village. If we leave now, yes, we can leave, but we won't get anything. It stands to reason that when you solve a mystery or complete a task, you should be rewarded. I don't think we've done this yet. ”
"So you can't go right away. ”
The face of the invincible is full of serious expressions.
"What do we think we should do?" the sword slave asked.
"Stay and get this job done. Invincible said affirmatively.
"Hey, I heard that the unsuccessful swordsmith that Xuanwu wanted finally forged a peerless sword. Feng Niu, the head of the Feng family, pointed at his fingers, and his face was full of incomprehension. He had been with the swordsmith for the past two days, saying that he could forge a sword, and he wouldn't believe it even if he killed the wind cow.
But, in fact, the swordsmith did forge the sword.
"Strange news, Sister Baozi has become a scholar, and now the two of them are dating in the Flower Pavilion in the heart of the street. ”
"Damn, isn't it, this is okay?"
"Tell me, why did this scholar give in?"
"It is said that someone gave the scholar a set of theories, and then the scholar became the sister of the bun. ”
"Theory, what theory?"
The general meaning of this theory seems to be this, marrying a beautiful daughter-in-law is not necessarily a virgin, and even if you do, the son born may not be your own, even if it is your own, maybe she will cuckold you. Even if she doesn't cuckold, what if she has any illegal hobbies, or heavy tastes...... Therefore, the smartest man in the world is to find a beautiful lover, find a sexy mistress, and marry an ugly wife, because only such a wife can make you feel at ease at home......"
"Damn, incisive!"
"Did you hear, did you hear, the prodigal girl successfully ascended to the bald monk?"
"What are you kidding, that bald monk has been sitting in the village for ten years, can it be said that he still eats incense in the world?"
"Why am I lying to you? Why don't you go and see now, the two of them are hugging each other, and you love me. ”
"Hey, I'll tell you one more news, that copycat dart master finally received his first dart in his life today. ”
"Ah, who's such an idiot to let him send darts?"
"I don't know, it is said that this egg was sent to the west of the village from the head of the village, but he was dressed in a formal suit, played the flag of the dart game openly, and rode a little donkey. ”
"Damn, send from the east end of the village to the west end of the village, that person won't be sick, right?"
"Ah, look, look. The fool in our village who likes to run naked was finally released today, and I was damn it, and I started running naked without wearing anything. ”
"Haha, it's so fucking cool, it's cool without clothes, it's cool......" The voice of the naked running frenzy came from a distance.
"Damn, why are there beggars in our village?"
"Fuck you, Lao Tzu is the leader of the beggar gang. Believe it or not, Lao Tzu called all my little brothers to eat your poor family with an arrow piercing the clouds. ”
"Damn, it's just you, and the little brother?"
"Damn, you can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my dreams, Lao Tzu's biggest dream is to become the leader of the beggar gang. Ah Huang, call all the younger brothers. The beggar whistled, and all the dogs in the village ran out.
"Damn, those little brothers who dare to love you are fucking dogs. ”
"Damn, can't a dog be a little brother, mentally retarded. ”
“......”
On this day, too many metamorphosis happened in Xuanwu Village, and the dreams in everyone's hearts were realized in a different way, and even the private relationship between the village chief and Widow Li was resolved.
The method is very simple, the village chief's single number belongs to the original match, the double number belongs to Widow Li, and on holidays, the village chief's personal freedom is at his disposal.
"Pig Ba, what's missing?, why don't you have the reward you said?" the sword slave asked, staring at the invincible.
Zongheng Invincible touched his chin, stared at the sword slave and said word by word: "Don't worry, let me think about it, there must be some plot to forget." ”
Zongheng Invincible pondered for a long time, and suddenly there was a strange smile in his eyes.
"I know, I know......" Immediately, he ran towards a hut in the north of the village.
The cottage had been abandoned for a long time, and it didn't look like it was inhabited at all, but Invincible kept knocking on the door.
After a long time, an old man with a hunched back came out of it.
"Uncle, what is your dream?" asked the old man with the bow back, staring at him.
"Dreams?" the old man with the hunchback thought for a moment, then stretched out his trembling hand and said, "Become a thief." ”
Two days ago, when Zongheng Invincible was dealing with the private affairs between the village chief and Widow Li, he heard the village chief talk about the residents of the village. As long as the dream of this hunched old man is realized, then the whole task will be realized.
Thinking of this, Zongheng Invincible couldn't help but laugh.
"Uncle, you come with me. The invincible took the arch-backed old man to the street, and then pointed to the hurried crowd and said, "Uncle, from now on, you are a thief, do what you should do." ”
"Ah, how did my fan get to you, uncle, your hands are too fast. The look of astonishment on the face of the invincible, but the hand of the arched old man kept trembling, let alone stealing, he couldn't even hold chopsticks for dinner now.
However, such a hunchbacked old man has successfully become a thief today.
Suddenly, the sky suddenly became gloomy, then completely dark, and then a few stars appeared in the sky.