At this time, when I turned around and saw Hai Wu stunned, my heart was very happy, and I urged *** Nan to run. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info has a moment, but it is really pitiful to laugh and think about the sea. Thinking that Li Zhihua is so like a god, in fact, he is just out of reach, and he is just amorous alone, not to mention that there are many beautiful women with him, and any one of them is more beautiful than himself. Thinking of Sun Yuzhen's well-dressed beast, despicable and shameful, he hated him even more. Then I thought of the sea again, thought of his unfathomable admiration, and was willing to protect himself with all his might, if Sun Yuzhen could be like him, he would not hate it so much, but I didn't expect that there was a man who was so obsessed with love for himself, if he married someone else, he probably wouldn't treat himself like this.

Thinking of this, I suddenly felt sorry for Hailai, and I couldn't help but look back, but I saw that only a lone horse flicked its tail there, and the sea had fallen to the ground. Frightened, he hurriedly reined in his mount, pondered for a moment on the horse, and sympathy arose.

The sea was hit by this blow and could not be said to be light, and after many years of being in the empty door, how often did he meet young girls in the lonely temple of the barren mountains? Even when he saw it, most of them were withered women and ugly foolish women, and they could not think vividly, and the boring and rotten scriptures and mantras and mussels, as well as the bells of the brain and the hard kind, could not always make him quiet for a moment. After stealing away from the master's door, I saw the mottled red dust in the world, the beautiful shadow longing, the strategy of fat and strength, wine, meat, gold and silver, all coveted. Since he became a general, he is determined to accumulate some merits, and he is expected to exchange for glory and enjoy the happiness of the world, and he has not come to the world in vain.

This time to be able to meet a young female general alone in the place of the big war, it is really a rare thing for turtles and rabbits, and it should be regarded as a godsend. He saw that the woman was delicate and beautiful, although she kicked and scolded and insulted herself, but it was not other women who had that disgusting attitude, otherwise they would have scolded and vomited phlegm or committed suicide with a horizontal sword. If Jiao Jiaoyue didn't smile and scold him, it would be okay, but her smile was so delicate and cute, which made people feel numb. Pity Hai who couldn't bear such soft abuse, and suddenly became soft and thorough, and he was obedient. Unexpectedly, the girl was gone with a fierce whip, which seemed like a fatal whip to him.

Just as he was in a state of sorrow, he suddenly felt his body shake and sway, heard a wonderful sound and whimpered, and suddenly returned to his senses as if by magic. Looking at it sadly, I vaguely saw the female Bodhisattva in my heart turn back. With a hallucination, the sea exclaimed: "The Bodhisattva Rao will ...... disciples"

Jiao Jiaoyue returned sympathetically, thinking that the sea was dead, she was so shocked that she cried, and when she saw him wake up, she was happy and angry, and then she kicked again, and at the same time pulled out the horsewhip and whipped him indiscriminately, crying and scolding while smoking: "Look at you and pretend to be dead again, look at you and pretend to be dead again......"

Although the sky was gray and dark at that time, it was still clearly visible that although the woman in front of her was constantly beating and scolding herself, but this time her eyes were tender, her face was resentful and she was hanging brightly, and her sudden feeling was no longer the inexplicable enjoyment of the previous time, but a kind of indescribable joy and sorrow. If it is a kind of inexplicable enjoyment, it can be regarded as a kind of blasphemy and lewdness for her, and it is innocent to go to the eighteenth layer of hell.

Jiao Jiaoyue saw that he was indifferent, so she said angrily: "Take off the armor and let this girl fight!

Lihai sat up and said suspiciously: "Why did the girl come back to beat me? Why are you cry......ing? I ......"

Jiao Jiaoyue said: "If you don't want me to come back and beat you, I'll leave." ”

Lihai hurriedly said, "Don't ...... girl. Don't ......" Jiao Jiaoyue couldn't help but smile angrily: "I won't beat you if you stand up, otherwise I will kill you with a knife." Lihai got up, dumbfounded and didn't dare to look directly. Jiao Jiaoyue looked at him like this, turned from sadness and anger to sympathy and pity, and whipped again. Seeing that he was like a clay sculpture, I hated to think about how he could touch a living dead again, and this life was also miserable. In annoyance, he threw off his horsewhip and hid his face and cried.

Seeing her crying, the sea suddenly realized that she shouted: "Girl, wait for me!" Jiao Jiaoyue was so sad that she just cried and ran, slammed into the sea chest, looked up and saw him blocking, leaned directly into his arms and cried, and at the same time the pink fist couldn't stop beating him. Lihai only felt that her long hair had bursts of orchid fragrance, and the iron armor was like touching soft jade, as if it could warm and melt the ice armor, and couldn't help but tremble, and said secretly: "Sin, sin, how can the slave Han hold ......" suddenly and violently surprised, more than becoming a Buddha and turning into an immortal, and feeling that at this moment, the heaven and the earth are in the same spring, and the clouds reflect the sun. In the obsession with Qijing, it is difficult to return to his senses, and it is difficult to be hypocritical, so he fainted under his skirt, and Jiao Jiaoyue also pounced on him.

After a while, Hai Fu woke up, feeling that she was sobbing in his arms, and he was so excited that he almost wanted to attack the mountains and seas for her, tear the tiger and slay the dragon! At this moment, Jiao Jiaoyue chopped him into meat paste, and the sea was also generously slashed, and his brows did not wrinkle. I seemed to feel sorry for her again, and said softly: "Don't be sad, girl, I'm not dead...... Jiao Jiaoyue wiped her tears and said: "It's better for you to be really dead." ”

Lihai was stunned for a moment, and then said: "If the girl wants me to die, I ...... I don't want to live, I don't dare to have Miss Lao's orchid jade hands,

You have been gracious to me......" Jiao Jiaoyue reached out to cover his mouth, and said softly: "I don't want you to die, if you really like me, you will live up to me in the future, I ...... I promise to marry you......"

The sea was like hearing a spring thunder, "ah", and he was so excited that he immediately burst into tears, panting and unable to speak. Jiao Jiaoyue wiped his tears with a handkerchief, and the sea smelled a sweet fragrance, as if he was about to seep into the soil, and he couldn't wait to rip out his internal organs and put Jiao Jiaoyue in. If her father and mother poke her finger at this time, the sea will not be affectionate, and she will definitely draw a knife to kill her.

At this time, I only heard a drum and cannon, and the triumphant song was loud, and then pieces of snowflakes floated on the face, turning into water droplets, which was so cool.

Jiao Jiaoyue asked softly: "Where are we going?" Lihai didn't want to go anywhere at this time, but she just wanted to lie here, and she was afraid that she would be too cold, listening to her warbler's voice and inquiry, she felt very soft and warm, and she steadied her mind before she said: "Will you go back to the barracks with me?" Jiao Jiaoyue sighed deeply and smiled slightly: "I listen to you." Wherever you say, I'll go with you. The sea exclaimed: "What is the girl...... How can I say this, and how dare I, it is right for me to say this...... But if I tell the truth, I'm going to mess with you...... Makes you angry......" Jiao Jiaoyue suddenly glared at him and said: "I hate you the most, you should be like an unyielding hero at all times, except for the monarch's parents and elders, you must not give in in front of anyone, let alone flattery, otherwise I will never ignore you, or kill you with a knife!"

Hairu listened to the Buddha's teachings on Zen, concentrated on memorizing in his heart, and whispered silently in his mouth, lest he miss a word. Jiao Jiaoyue frowned and asked, "Did you hear it clearly?" Lihai panicked: "Disciple remember, disciple ......beware" Jiao Jiaoyue smiled, shook her hand and wanted to fight, Lihai was so frightened that she hid her face. Jiao Jiaoyue said angrily: "A pile of mud, it will be difficult to make a weapon in the end!" Haidao: "I am always a hero in front of others, and I am a pustule in front of a girl." Jiao Jiaoyue was secretly happy in her heart and said, "Then it will also be timed." Lihai said respectfully: "Yes, yes." ”

When he got off the sea, he got up and picked her up. Jiao Jiaoyue said again: "I can't go to the Song camp with you in this dress, you can bring me a piece of Song soldier's clothes." Liao Hai said suspiciously: "Where to look for it at this time, take off my underwear and wear it with you, as long as you don't think it's dirty and smelly." Jiao Jiaoyue said: "Are you brainless? You are not afraid of the cold on a cold day? Tens of thousands of dead corpses in front, what kind of clothes can't be brought?" Haidao: "Don't say nonsense, you are only worthy of wearing fairy feather clothes, how can those dead ghost clothes be worn, and it is also unlucky, even the clothes of some concubines in the palace are not worthy of you to wear." Jiao Jiaoyue chirped: "Don't talk nonsense, there are more beautiful women than me, you haven't seen it." The fairy clothes I want to wear can you bring them to the Moon Palace? The brain melon seeds are not working, and the fart will be one!" Lihai said movingly: "I don't believe it, you are the only woman in the world who is the most beautiful and kind, and I am also tired of Chang'e in the moon, if you don't like me, you will gouge out your eyeballs and you." Jiao Jiaoyue was moved in her heart, and pretended to be angry: "Don't say stupid things, go find some clean clothes and me." ”

The sea did not dare to disobey, among the hundreds of thousands of corpses, looking for a clean one, shaking off the snow, kicking the dead corpse and scolding: "Fucking dead thief, if you are a living person, it is strange that Lao Tzu does not cut you with a thousand knives, she can wear your clothes, and you will feel glorious even if you cut off your children and grandchildren!" Then put the clothes into his arms to warm up, picked up a military helmet, and just wanted to kick the corpse a few more times, when he suddenly heard Jiao Jiaoyue scream in horror: Ghost, save me ......!"

When the sea heard this, he was so frightened that he was in a cold sweat, and he ran quickly like crazy, and shouted loudly: "Who dares to bully you, I will come!" Lian Ben rushed to the front and said: "Girl, where is the ghost, Lao Tzu will tear it to pieces!"

Jiao Jiaoyue seemed to be frightened and undecided: "Ghost ...... Go west...... went. "I'll chase it and kill it." As he spoke, he chased after him. Jiao Jiaoyue said: "Don't chase it." After passing through the sea for a few feet, he stopped when he heard the sound, and said suspiciously: "Why don't you chase it?" Jiao Jiaoyue said: "Fool, can you catch up with the ghost? Hai suddenly realized, slapped himself twice, and scolded himself: "Damn, damn, I almost forgot about this." Jiao Jiaoyue smiled and said, "Where are the ghosts?" I deliberately tested you, see if you really like me, next time I won't try, don't be angry, okay?"

After returning to the sea, he breathed a long sigh of relief and said: "But it scares me to death, if you have three long and two short, I will be broken into ten thousand pieces, and it will be difficult to atone for the sin." My love for the girl is like heaven and earth, the sea is dry and rotten, and the slightest deception will turn me into ashes and have no place to bury. Let you try, make sure to try a hundred things, never get tired of trying, a little slack, let me thunder and axe, go and feed the wild dogs, wild dogs are also tired of eating, and they are hungry and do not eat!"

Jiao Jiaoyue heard him swear this poisonous oath, and was grateful to Ling Wei, and thought: "I'm afraid there is no other man in the world who treats me like him." I couldn't help but exclaim: "Xianggong." ”

When Hai Cha heard her call the word "Xianggong", he was a hundred times more comfortable and excited than someone calling him a living Buddha, and he wanted to take out his heart and offer it. I heard her say coquettishly: "I'm afraid, let's ride together." Lihai only felt sticky in his throat, blood boiling all over his body, and he was stunned. Jiao Jiaoyue said: "What are you still doing in a daze?" said darkly: "The incomparably charitable Buddha Grandfather, the compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, bless the disciple to be promoted and rich in the future, so that the lady can enjoy the happiness with me, I will pile up the incense into a mountain, and it will be strange if you don't smoke to death." As he thought, he approached the horses. Jiao Jiaoyue said again: "Get on my horse, let's ride together." "I stepped on the stirrups like a sea drifting soul, but my legs always felt soft and I couldn't use my strength. Jiao Jiaoyue scolded with a smile: "General Bear." ”