This scolded him so sweetly that if he kicked his feet or slapped him with a pair of soft palms, he would be a god who would not change, that is, he would be willing to die. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info was in a hurry, his strength was sharp, his right palm pressed the saddle, and his left foot slammed into the ground. The force was used too hard, piercing from the left side of the horse to the right side, and falling on all fours.

Jiao Jiaoyue clapped her hands and laughed: "The king shows his belly, the king shows his belly......!"

If you usually use a saddle in the sea, you can do five somersaults in the air and be safe and sound. Immediately got up from the ground, and said with a sneer: "Just now I really looked like a big king, if the girl thinks it's fun, can I fall again?" Jiao Jiaoyue was shocked: "Are you lacking heart?" Hayden blushed in embarrassment and got on the horse tremblingly. Jiao Jiaoyue patted the horse, took the horses of the sea by the hand, and left south without delay.

Jiao Jiaoyue saw that he was a few feet away from her, obviously sitting on the saddle back, always holding her breath. I was sorry in my heart, and secretly thought that I had just said something about him, so I said softly: "I shouldn't have said you just now, don't be angry anymore." The sea was so soft that he couldn't say anything, and only after a while did he complain: "I'm not used to sitting in the back, let's change it?" After speaking, he said "whew", drank the horses, the two changed positions, Jiao Jiaoyue put on the military uniform again, and then walked aggressively.

After walking for about half a mile, he suddenly felt a tightness in his waist and trembled violently, but it was Jiao Jiaoyue who hugged him from behind. I only heard her "ah" tremble slightly, and then said coquettishly: "It's so cool." Big fool, why don't you take off the iron armor and put it on that horse, you don't feel neatly draped, people won't know that you are a general?" This took off the armor, relaxed, and soon a fierce battle seemed to have passed a hundred years, and only then did it really find the supreme wonderland of peace and tranquility.

Jiao Jiaoyue hugged him tightly and put her face on his back, Lihai had already lost consciousness, the heart was beating like flying, the soul was like nothing, and the back was like fragrant nephrite, and the warm current was straight through the back to the chest.

At that time, although the cold wind was like a blade, the broken snow was angry, the face was like a knife scraping, and the fingers were like sticks, but the sea was straight for the spring breeze at this time, and the heavenly maiden scattered flowers. I can't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "I am a monk of the sea who does nothing for good deeds, and often does evil things, just a mediocre bald donkey." The scriptures wipe the buttocks, the prayer beads are used as a play, the Buddha's incense leads the cannonball, the wooden fish turns money and food, the mouth recites the scriptures, and the heart scolds the Buddha, why didn't the Buddha repay me? Alas, I knew that there was such an immortal tune in the world, and what bear monk and what kind of Laoshizi Sutra should I recite? The four major ones are empty, and the six roots are quiet. his ancestors, but the old thief of Fayun is bald! For 14 years, he has been like a livestock, swallowing chaff and chewing grass, without oil and salt, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's frequent going out to sneak out in search of wine and meat, how could he have ended up in such a good frame! What I listened to at that time was the broken sound and what rotten things I saw? What I listened to today was the soft voice of the warbler, and the sweet sound of the warbler; what I saw was the face of delicate flowers and the appearance of the vulgar! In the past, it was the thick palms and stinky legs that beat me, and the comfort was 'reciting the scriptures and becoming a Buddha on the ground', sitting on the futon bluestone, leaning on the cold wall of the dead tree; and today I am beaten with pink fists and embroidered legs, and I am comforted by ' If you live up to your heart and marry me', you are sitting on a high-headed horse, relying on the delicate body of Rouyu! Fayun, Fakong, Zen, Birth, Awakening, One, Truth, and Mingxuan, Mingjing, Mingyuan, Mingzhong, a few little rabbit cubs, you old, small and medium bald thieves, you never dreamed that I could have such a scenery as today. At the beginning, this kid in Mingzhong didn't want to go with my uncle, fucking stinky, you don't have the blessing of Lao Tzu! This account is neatly calculated, and when I get mixed with the prominent position of Pi Buyu or Hu Yu in the future, I will take my beautiful girl, and then lead three thousand sons and daughters to Ying'an Temple to walk around his mother, and it will be strange not to lure you poor bastards to death! I also need to draw a few bald donkey's tendons, peel a few skins, and then let them kill pigs and cows, buy wine and stewed meat, kowtow to me and apologize, and also make statues of gods for me, and burn incense and worship all day long. Otherwise, it will be burned. Alas, I can't look back, I can't look back! Fortunately, I have a thousand miles of wisdom and wake up in time. Otherwise, wouldn't it be a crime for eternity? Today's operation is a hundred times more beautiful than the dreams of the past!

If someone asks me to strip off my clothes and jump into the glacier to take a bath, and then hang me on a tree for the night, I am willing, I am afraid that she will not be willing. ”

Just as he was in a drunken mood, the mount suddenly neighed, and before he could react to what was going on, he heard a "bang", and his whole body was cold and piercing, and he arched into a pond with men and horses.

Lihai was shocked and shouted, "There is a ghost!" Immediately after two feet of force, his body flew into the air, one rolled back, landed on the edge, slipped his feet, and plunged into the water. I only heard Jiao Jiaoyue's exclamation, and the sea jumped to catch it, and with a pop, the river froze everywhere, and the pool water went straight to the chin. The sea hurriedly grabbed Jiao Jiaoyue and lifted it, stepped back to the shore, and the other two horses jumped in the water, making the mud turn up, and finally the horses climbed out of the pond, and the sea took them into the water to fish out the armor.

After going ashore, the two of them froze their teeth and froze, and then a cold wind blew, and the whole body was like a knife, and the sea was covered with sludge, and the smell was unpleasant. Jiao Jiaoyue said angrily: "How did you do it! Dare Mo people and horses are blind......!" I ......" trembled in fear for a while, and had no words to answer, and thought to myself: "It's really strange, thinking of falling into the water by chance, could it be the Buddha's retribution? I'll fuck your grandma's Buddha!"

It turns out that the water network here is intertwined, the ravines are everywhere, there are few Pingyang Avenues, there are some sparse and lowland, coupled with the wind and snow, the sky is dark and dark, it is difficult to see far, the sea is unconscious on the horse, although it is both hands to grasp the reins, but also let it run, in fact, the two horses have walked through a lot of river pools, all because of the thick ice and snow, there is no fall. Potholes and concave convex has become habitual, this river pool is quite wide, the water surface is frozen very thin, farsightedness is like a flat field, there is no slope along the pond, as long as the front hoof steps into, must turn forward into it.

Jiao Jiaoyue scolded while twisting the water: "Are you asleep?Or are your eyes under your buttocks? Look at your dead look!"

At this time, the sea was speechless, and he couldn't wait to hold her in his arms to make her warm, and he couldn't wait for the mana to level the pool, and he slapped the horse angrily, and stayed there trembling and silent for a while. Jiao Jiaoyue sighed with grumbling: "Alas, I really accept my fate, I don't know what I owe you in my previous life." Then he said stupidly: "What are you still stupid about? I still can't tell the direction of walking!"

Lihai panicked: "Oh, oh. I looked around, there was a dark area, and I couldn't help but wonder: "Where is this?" Seeing that there was an old tree in front of him, he jumped up, climbed the branches and looked around, but saw that there was a hidden light four or five miles to the northeast, and thought that it was a village, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "It's not too late to chase the army tomorrow morning, go there to find a night first, dry wet clothes, and then let the villagers warm the pot of wine, tidy up some chickens and ducks, and then use it with the lady." So he went down to the tree and said, "There is a village in the northeast, so go there first to take shelter from the wind and snow and change your clothes." So saying, he went to lead the horse and ride.

Jiao Jiaoyue said: "Are you stupid? Shuo Feng is tight, and then cross the horse to the north, and still don't freeze dry your body?" The sea was so cold that he gritted his teeth and smiled: "You are so smart...... Wise, if I didn't have you, I wouldn't die...... Die...... Don't die here. Then he led the horse over. Jiao Jiaoyue said again: "Go fast so that it won't be cold." ”

The two of them walked in a hurry, and within half an hour, they had already reached the light not far away, but they saw that the dim light was spread all over the mountains, like a noisy Mongolian community that never sleeped, and they faintly heard the noisy sound from there coming from the wind. The two of them suddenly realized, and Haidao: "Dare to love the barracks?" Jiao Jiaoyue said: "No, I didn't expect to find it." After a while, I saw that it was the camping place of the Song army.

Before he reached the camp gate, he saw Ma Lantern patrolling, and the patrolling Song soldiers shouted: "What kind of person! Stop, or you will release the arrows!"

Liao Hai scolded: "Blind dog's eyes, not Lao Tzu, who dares to come to us!"

The soldiers listened to each other's words, and when they got closer, they saw that it was their own people, and one of the leaders who knew him asked with a smile: "How did the general come back with such a big snowstorm?"

Because of the pursuit and killing of a heavy general of the Jin soldiers, I have been delayed until now, but I have frozen to death." The soldier smiled and said, "This is Vice Marshal Wu's camp, and your camp is still in the south." Liao Hai scolded: "Fuck you, whose camp is different? Lao Tzu went inside! If you go around from the outside, you will freeze to death." With that, he and Jiao Jiaoyue led the horse into the camp.

Entering the camp, but smelling the fragrance of wine and meat everywhere, guessing the order is like thunder, it is so greedy that people want to stretch out their hands from their throats. When they arrived at their camp, they were greeted by a few soldiers. Liao Hai scolded: "Lao Tzu is late to kill the enemy outside, you should first burn wine and eat meat comfortably, do you still have me as a pioneer officer in your eyes!"

All the soldiers said in unison: "Don't dare, don't dare." The marshal sent someone to check the number of people just now, and when he saw that you were missing, he wanted to look for it, but it happened that General Miao said that you went to the medical camp, so everyone is waiting for you, and the camp tent will also help you pay well, and the wine is warm. As he spoke, he took the horses with him.

Hai was overjoyed, so he ordered: "Take me into the account, you two help me find a few clothes, you two help me boil hot water, the sooner the better, this general will be rewarded later." ”

When the soldiers heard that there was a reward, they were very happy in their hearts, and they hurriedly dispersed to look for clothes and boil water. Soon a few clothes were found and delivered, but they stayed at the tent and did not leave. Lihai poured half a bowl of wine and handed it to the soldier and said, "Drink a bowl of wine." The soldier was overjoyed, and after drinking, he did not retreat.

"Why don't you leave?" The soldier smiled: "Didn't the general say it just now...... Didn't you say that there was a reward?" Lihai scolded: "Damn, scoundrel! General Ben won't reward you with a bowl of wine to drink? If you want gold and silver, my iron rod is made of gold, and you can take it if you have a kind!"

The soldier hurriedly laughed: "Don't dare, don't dare." As he spoke, he cursed in his heart and retreated.