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With a series of screams, I fell like a meteorite, this special meow is much more exciting than some roller coaster bungee jump! The above string of ellipses is not enough to indicate how long I have been shouting, I guess it is about the same length as the divine comedy "Nervous", anyway, I feel that I have just finished singing the chorus part, and the person has already stopped.

I opened my eyes and looked...... Hey, Lao Tzu is resurrected on the spot!

No, it seems a little different...... I took a closer look, and it wasn't the Paradise Express, but another kind of roller coaster - it seemed to be a majestic ride. I sat with Xiaowan once in Happy Valley before, and it was also the most humiliating time in my life in front of my sister - I was scared and cried, my nose and tears were blurry, and I vomited so black that I vomited bile. Fortunately, I didn't scare the pee, otherwise I would have died on the spot to show her.

Shibei was impressed in the third day, I have already broken through life and death and gone to heaven, I can be regarded as half an immortal, and things that are only tens of meters high can no longer scare me.

When I walked out of Disneyland, I looked back and saw that it wasn't right...... This is not Disneyland, nor is it Happy Valley, but what is it called, when did Shanghai have such a paradise?

Forget it, there are so many things that I can't figure out this day, I don't have time to think about them, because I feel so hungry that I haven't eaten all day. I don't know if the gods in the sky are like starving ghosts who haven't eaten for hundreds or thousands of years after descending to earth, as if Marshal Tianpeng is like this......

I rushed into a snack bar, ordered a bowl of wontons, a bowl of rice noodles, and fried rice, gobbled up the wind and swept the clouds all out in minutes, and then burped contentedly, "Pay!"

The waiter brought the bill, "Hello, wonton 18 meters noodles 18 fried rice 18, a total of 54 pieces." ”

I muttered, took out my wallet, took out a red ticket, and handed it to the waiter.

The waiter hesitated for a moment and didn't answer, "I'm sorry, we only accept RMB in our store." ”

I glanced at the waiter inexplicably, "Are you funny, isn't this what is RMB?" The red ticket is printed with the portrait of the great leader, is it not the RMB or the dark currency?

"Please wait a moment. The waiter said and went in and called the boss out.

"This gentleman. The round-faced boss came over and said kindly: "Why bother with a trivial matter of dozens of dollars? If you are really a little inconvenient, you can say it well, but it is not good for you to use a dark coin to respond to people." ”

"Stygian coins?" I stood up and pointed to the bright red bill in my hand, "Look at this golden number, look at this leader's head, look at this People's Bank of China...... You say it's not RMB? You're insane!"

"How do you talk?" the round-faced boss collapsed, "People's Bank of China? Don't you make a joke? Which country is China, is there such a country in the world? You are a psychopath!"

, I don't even know about China, I'm not sick...... I argued with my round-faced boss, which gradually attracted a crowd of onlookers. A voice came from the crowd: "Fight for a fart, just call the mental hospital to arrest him." ”

I approvingly: "That's right, ask the psychiatric hospital to send a car, how can the neuropathic open a restaurant now?"

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This place may be very close to the neurological hospital, and in less than ten minutes, a white ambulance with the words "Huhai No. 2 Psychiatric Hospital" printed on the body of the car arrives.

No, why are the two white coats coming at me? I hurriedly shouted, "You are mistaken, he is a psychopath!"

The onlookers don't seem to be right, weird...... The two white coats didn't speak, but walked out with me in their arms. "Hey, what are you doing? Catch the wrong person!" I struggled, these two teases were crazy.

One of the lab coats shook his head and pulled out a needle when he saw my fierce resistance...... I hurriedly said, "Stop, don't stab, I'll go with you." "The heroes don't suffer immediate losses, they follow first, then explain to their leaders, and complain to them fiercely by the way.

Locked in the back of the ambulance, I watched the situation outside all the way, and cold sweat couldn't stop flowing down......

"Huaxia Industrial and Commercial Bank"

"China Life Insurance"

"Huaxia Telecom"

"China Mobile"

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All the familiar names have become plausible, Huaxia? This is really not China? What the hell am I dancing to the wrong channel? Crossing into a parallel world similar to China? I'm going to ......

I collapsed on the back of the seat, no wonder the boss thought I was a dark coin, when I was a psychopath, I was really about to be made into a nervous disorder......

was kicked out by the future mother-in-law, the girlfriend couldn't be kept, and the child was gone...... You can fly to the heavens on a roller coaster, and as soon as you go to the heavens, you are almost cut off by the heavenly soldiers and generals...... Finally, he is about to become an immortal, and Heavenly Court is about to be abused by others...... Lao Tzu shouldn't be a fairy, right, live the small life of ordinary people, right? But Nima went down to earth for the first time and jumped to the wrong channel and was arrested and put in a mental hospital......

No, I'll have to find a way to get out of the psychiatric hospital first. The less than 10-minute drive was over quickly, and I followed the two white coats into a doctor's office very cooperatively.

"Sit down. A young doctor looked up at me and then put his head down in writing.

I sat down on the stool across from him very calmly and waited patiently.

"Looks like you've stabilized, can we have a good chat?" asked the doctor, finishing one page, putting down his pen.

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