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In less than three minutes, I was blasted out of the hospital, and all I said was, "You guys are in charge of the rice, right?"

The next time a friend is misunderstood and caught in the Neurological Hospital, this sentence absolutely works, for the scoundrel who pretends to be crazy and stupid to eat and drink, the Neurological Hospital does not have the spare money to entertain you.

I didn't feel any easier when I walked out of the neurological hospital, when you walked in an inexplicable parallel world penniless, can you relax?

The first thing that matters is to find the next meal. I took out my mobile phone, and sure enough, there was no signal, it seems that China Mobile and Huaxia Mobile are not interconnected. I turned off my phone and found an ATM, which was still an ATM, not written as CNM. As expected, the ICBC card was spit out when it was inserted, and it was enough to save face if I didn't swallow it......

What to do?What to do?mobile phone, wallet, keys, clothes, pants, belts, shoes...... There are only a few things that I can pull off from my body, and it seems that none of them can be exchanged for Chinese yuan. A job advertisement outside a storefront gave me a hint: find a job to make a living, and then find a career.

"Recruit a number of dishwashers, and ask for female ...... of gender"

"Recruit a number of waiters, and ask for female ...... of gender"

"Recruit a number of sales ladies, and require female ...... of gender"

"Recruit a number of cosmetics shopping guides, requiring gender female ......"

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Why do they only recruit women? What about the equality of men and women? How much is there a shortage of girls in this Chinese world? I searched and scolded all the way, and finally found a job on a telephone pole that required men of gender: "Recruit male public relations, with a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan...... Lao Tzu was no longer able to complain......

I'm in the southern sun, and the snow is falling...... I finally know what the lyrics of "Nanshan Nan" mean. I'm standing on the streets of Shanghai in June...... No, it's called Huhai...... I stood on the streets of Huhai in June, facing the bright sun, and my heart was snowing......

As the sun began to sink in the west, my heart had already sunk to the bottom of the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. What do people miss the most when they are most desperate? I can tell you clearly now that I miss home, my parents, and Xiaowan.

I can also tell you very responsibly: In the most difficult moment of life, the person you miss the most in addition to your parents is the person you should cherish the most, so marry her quickly. What! You say you're missing the most about your brother who sleeps on your top bunk......? That's true love, isn't it......

I stood up, patted the dust on my buttocks, and walked up to a bus stop, which was full of people during rush hour, and I cheekily pleaded:

"This big brother, please help, borrow your mobile phone and call me, I have an urgent ......"

"This eldest sister, please help, borrow your mobile phone and call me, I have an urgent ......"

"This beauty, please help, borrow your mobile phone to call me, I have an urgent ......"

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Different worlds, the same people's hearts are warm and cold, I just want to call my parents and Xiaowan to listen to their voices...... How big is it, is it that hard......

I squeezed out of the crowd in despair and walked away.

"Big brother, I'll lend you my phone. A pair of immature little hands handed over a cute pink mobile phone.

"Thank you......" I choked up and took the phone from the hand of the little girl in front of me, the little girl looked very ordinary, but at this moment I felt that she was the cutest person in the world.

"The phone number you dialed is incorrect, please check it and ......then dial it" I stared at the phone stupidly, and an evil thought suddenly flashed in my heart: I will now take the phone and run away, the little girl will definitely not be able to catch up, and selling the phone will be enough for me to live for a few days......

I raised my eyes to look at the innocent and lovely little girl in front of me, and gave her the phone back with difficulty. I can't do that! The phone is small, but it is likely that she will no longer trust others, and she will grow up to be an indifferent passerby.

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It was already dark, my heart was cold, and the rumbling in my stomach had turned into a drum, and I was softened. When people are about to starve to death, all morality, discipline, and bottom line are all false, which is called "at the beginning of man, his nature is good, and man's evil is forced." "Didn't Huang Bo snatch a piece of cake and soar to sixty miles on the viaduct?

I'm sitting in a Northeast dumpling restaurant desperately stuffing dumplings into my mouth, usually I eat three taels and I'm full, this time I ordered a catty. By the time I was six or seven taels, I was full, but I kept stuffing it into my mouth because I didn't know when I would be able to eat the next meal.

"Waiter, uh......" I leaned back in my chair, trying to digest the dumplings in my stomach, burping, "go get your boss ...... Belch...... Called. ”

The boss walked over with a smile and asked, "Is there something wrong with this dumpling?"

"The dumplings are right, uh......" I took a sip of tea and pressed it, and then took a deep breath, "It's me who is wrong." I'll tell you the truth, I'm here and penniless, eh...... Lost contact with home. Anyway, I ate a pound of dumplings from you, but I didn't have the money to pay the bill, uh...... You can beat me up, or you can call the police, eh...... You can do it. ”

The boss's body shape looks like a standard Northeast man, and he wants to beat me, and I don't think I can get up in two days. But I didn't hesitate at all, and I didn't dodge and looked at the boss for a few seconds.

The boss said, "You don't look like a repeat offender. Who doesn't have a time when they are out of trouble? I invite you to this meal, and you can take care of the business after you mix it up. ”

My eyes moistened again, and I stood up and arched my hand at the boss, "The grace of dripping water should be reciprocated by the spring, thank you!"

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I definitely don't have the heart to think about that matter at this moment, and I am seriously thinking about the next step: how can I gain a foothold in this Chinese world?

I wandered around and thought about it for a long time, and came to a conclusion: I can't get along here. Since there is no way ahead, then we can only take a step back and open the sky, go back to heaven first, and then find a way to go back to the motherland. I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to go back to Heaven again, but I'll have to try. One more ride on the Paradise Express or the Mighty Mountains, that's my next move.

But a very serious problem is in front of me, how to get tickets for hundreds of dollars? I tried to sell my phone, but I don't know this Xiaomi 5 family at all. It's really a few hundred dollars to stump the hero......

I'm angry in my heart, and I'm so angry that I'm forced to do my part, won't I be allowed to be a bad guy again? Whether it's theft, robbery, or kidnapping, why don't I get a few hundred yuan of life-saving money first! If you want to scold me, scold me, I can't control that much!

I began to think viciously about the criminal plan: stealing money is a technical job, and my scumbag who can't code more than a thousand words an hour should not go out and be embarrassed...... Cheating is a mental job, and my IQ balance is obviously not enough to suppress the old lady crossing the road, don't be slandered by others in turn...... Then all that's left is to rob, simple and rude, I think it's okay, just do it!

I began to wander around the secluded and dark section, looking for the location of the crime, what do you mean in professional terms? step on the point or step on the plate? I explored all the way, and picked up a stick, and I felt that I could hold the stick: on a dark and uninhabited road, a stick knocked people out with a stick in the back, grabbed the wallet and ran away...... I can't do this job, so I bought a piece of tofu and died.

This community is good, the surroundings are very quiet, the floor of the community is very high, it looks like the grade is not low, how can the people who live here have a few hundred yuan of change. I'm just squatting among the flowers on the side of the path......

Come over a man, this is not good, I am afraid that if I miss, I will not knock him out, but will be beaten by him;

Come over an old man, this can't work, I'm afraid that if I miss him, he will have a cerebral hemorrhage, and his life will be miserable;

Finally, a woman came, this is not good, she looks very strong, a bit like a chartered wife;

Be patient, be patient! Look at the target and then start, so as to get the right shot! I keep cheering myself up;

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! A manly man, a man who has been to heaven, why do you tremble when you beat a dull stick? I keep emboldening myself. There is a poem that is well written:

If there is a will, it will be done, and the one hundred and two Qin Passes will eventually belong to Chu;

Hard-working people, the sky is not bearable, lying on the salary to taste the gall, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu.

Finally, at last, a Fair Lady came into my sight, a young and slender soft girl! This is my favorite, and the most suitable target.

The opportunity is getting closer and closer, and the beautiful and moving figure walked in front of my nose, bringing a refreshing fragrance, and the cliff is a beauty!

Don't think about it, it's important to get down to business, you can't see a beautiful woman and your legs are weak, I have to get hard and give her a stuffy stick...... Do you want to rob you by the way?

Seeing that the beautiful back had already walked three meters away, I no longer hesitated, jumped out of the flower bush and rushed behind her with a stick......

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