021 The yellow robe of the yellow-robed monster
Yang Xiaosheng looked at Ah Tu in a yellow robe on the stage, and suddenly felt that he had changed. If the original Atu was short, shy, and cowardly, the current Atu is not only taller, but also slowly changing the temperament of the whole person.
I became confident.
Is a person's appearance really that important, and can it really bring such a drastic change to the whole person's personality?
Ah Tu, who had become taller, looked at his body, he suddenly shook off his yellow robe, and a puff of yellow smoke rose up, and after the yellow smoke, his body became a little taller and stronger.
The look on his face gradually turned cold. I don't know if it was affected by his aura, everyone in the audience slowly quieted down, and their eyes unconsciously looked at Atu on the stage.
"Boss, I need a lot of cash. Ah Tu turned his head to clairvoyance and said.
Clairvoyant was stunned, and a smile appeared on his face.
"There's a button on the table next to you, press it. β
Ah Tu pressed the button as clairvoyant said, and a large cabinet slowly rose from the table, the door of the cabinet was open, and the inside was full of neat and new banknotes.
The eyes of everyone in the audience were straight.
"Since I am the leading general of this battle for the bones, I hope everyone will listen to my arrangement, and I will do my best to lead everyone to win the bones. I understand how expensive it is to develop a new thing, I believe that everyone has developed a lot of powerful things over the years, don't be stingy, as long as the competition for the bones can be used, I will purchase a large number of them on behalf of the Black Silk Army, this battle for the bones, I guarantee that everyone's pockets will become full. β
"Good!" the audience applauded.
"Old thief, take out all the weapons you have invented over the years and let everyone see them. β
"Okay. A nimble old man jumped on the stage and spread out the big bag behind him on the stage, scattering a bunch of strange things all over the ground.
"These are shoes that can fly. "If this triangular thing can be called a shoe.
"These are chopsticks that emit high-temperature flames. "Why do chopsticks breathe fire, do you heat up while eating!
"This is a fruit bomb, when you eat it like a normal fruit, but when you eat it, it will explode in your stomach!" "When you are fighting, you have to ask the enemy to eat fruit first.
"This is the best, the fastest machine gun in the worldββ although it can't hit accurately. "Strangely, there is a large box that is a meter high at the back of this machine gun.
"Of course, the machine guns are not very accurate, which is not a big disadvantage. It's just that as the highest-speed machine gun, the bullet consumption is the most terrible, so it has to be equipped with an oversized bullet clip. The old man patted the big box.
Seeing that the old man seemed to be about to introduce the bunch of things one by one, Ah Tu hurriedly interrupted him and said in a loud voice: "Money, a lot." Bring any good stuff with you. But I have a rule, just four words: 'Order, forbid.'" As the largest force in the north, as long as you unite as one, those foreign forces will see a powerful black silk army. β
"Good!" the audience excited.
"Everyone go back and prepare their own weapons and equipment, and in three days they will gather at Shili Pavilion outside the city, march into the North Sea, and compete for the bones!" said Atu.
Clairvoyant turned his head to Shunfeng and said, "I have known Ah Tu for several years, and I always thought that he was a little man who was not good at words, and I never knew that he had such a side. β
Shunfeng smiled: "Sometimes changing a person is as simple as that. β
"Wait! I have something to say. Suddenly, a voice came from the direction of the door.
A bald and lazy young man slowly walked up to the stage.
"Since ancient times, the brave warriors of the generals have come first. General Atu has not seen any other martial arts except for this yellow-robed magic weapon that can change his body. My black silk army is the largest force in the north, and this time it is also a battle for face, I hope General Atu can show a few tricks, so that I can rest assured. Yang Xiaosheng said with a smile.
Ah Tu looked at him coldly: "Do you want to have a competition?"
"Then I will have to obey the general's orders. β
"Well, three days later, you and I will fight in Shili Pavilion, and the winner can be the general of this expedition. Also, my surname is Kui, please call me General Kui. General Kui shook off his yellow robe and spewed out a puff of yellow smoke, and after the yellow smoke passed, the people and the money on the stage disappeared.
As the sun set, Yang Xiaosheng left the mental hospital behind Youzhu. Youzhu is still cold, and Yang Xiaosheng is still lazy.
"Why do you want that person to fight for the position of that general, it doesn't seem to be your character. Youzhu said coldly.
Yang Xiaosheng smiled: "You don't believe it, I suddenly wanted to be the general of this black silk army after hearing the word bone." β
Youzhu said lightly: "Is it because you know that the Yanma Alliance will also go to Beihai, and you want to appear in front of them as the commander of the Black Silk Army." β
The smile on Yang Xiaosheng's face gradually disappeared, and there seemed to be anger in his eyes: "Although I don't like to be competitive, they abandon me like a mustard and treat me like an ant, and I can't bear this humiliation no matter what." β
"So you want to be the general of the Black Silk Army to show off?" Youzhu glanced at him.
"Isn't it a little too cautious? Yang Xiaosheng scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "Don't talk about this, my employer, why are you from the Black Silk Army? Don't you think that the people of the Black Silk Army are a little bit, that?"
"Perverted, weird, abnormal?"
"Yes. Yang Xiaosheng nodded honestly.
"Everybody needs to find something to pass the time, and I think it's fun to be in the Black Silk Army. Youzhu turned her head to look at Yang Xiaosheng, and the setting sun shone a touch of red on her white face, like a light makeup.
Yang Xiaosheng's heartbeat suddenly accelerated a little.
"This, you can do. Yang Xiaosheng thought for a moment. Nurse? In his mind, he remembered that Youzhu was dressed in a white nurse's suit, with a cold face and black and white eyes staring at him, and patted his ass with his small hand and said, "Take off your pants and get an injection!"
He quickly shook his head and shook the image out of his head.
Youzhu is wearing professional clothes, showing a more slender waist, revealing a snow-white calf. During the socializing, the lustful men did something to her, and she was angry, and as soon as she reached out, she screwed their heads off.
Model, salesman, civil servant, Yang Xiaosheng's mind flashed a series of pictures of various uniforms of young bamboo.
"That, you seem, are indeed quite suitable for the Black Silk Army. Yang Xiaosheng said entangledly.
Youzhu ignored him and walked out of the city.
......
Everyone left the asylum, leaving only the daily staff inside.
There was a man who slowly approached the mental hospital.
The two men in black stepped forward to stop them and said coldly: "You're late, the conference is over, and everyone has dispersed." β
The man didn't speak, and a look of unsmiling appeared on his face. He reached out and placed his hand on the heads of the two men in black.
"You!" the two men in black roared, their hands touching the guns at their waists, but their bodies had already fallen limply to the ground.
Xiao Zhengtai was bowing her head to play with her mobile phone, and the middle-aged woman next to her was beating up the thin old man.
"Don't you fight, aren't you afraid of beating him to death?"
"This old bastard is too cheap, and if you don't fight, you'll be angry with me. The woman said angrily.
The old man hummed on the ground and chirped: "Fight, fight, fight, I'm too lazy to exercise, and use your fat and bloated fist to massage my body." β
"Phew, you're fat and bloated. The woman shouted angrily, and raised her fist to fight again.
"Stop fighting, there's a guest coming. "Xiao Zhengtai said.
The old man on the ground immediately jumped up, and he couldn't tell that it was a drooping old man: "Where are the people? This assembly is dispersed before coming? Is there a concept of time? Is there any upbringing?"
Sure enough, there was a man standing at the door.
The woman said, "You're late, the assembly has already dispersed, go back." β
The man did not speak, but walked up to the old man.
"What are you doing? Uneducated fellow, you don't call the old man grandpa?" he was about to speak, but his neck was choked by a hand.
The woman next to her was shocked, although this old man was a bastard, he was indeed a first-class master, even if he was old, he would not be easily pinched by ordinary people.
"It's too old, there's not much life left, it's boring. The man muttered, and as soon as he exerted force on his hand, the old man's head suddenly fell from his neck, and a cavity of hot blood spurted out more than a meter high, and then fell like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers.
The woman was startled, but her subordinates were not slow, and instantly drew the gun from her waist. She was confident in her marksmanship, let alone at such a close distance.
She suddenly felt a little cold on the top of her head, but her eyelids were a little heavy. Her body quickly shriveled, and the white coat, which had been tightly supported by fat, fell loose and fell off, but strangely her face did not change.
With a bang, the skin turned to ashes, and a mask fell to the ground.
She has relied on her disguise to dominate the rivers and lakes in her life, and from now on, no one in this world will know her true face.
Xiao Zhengtai has already sneaked away.
The man saw it, but pretended not to.
"Sure enough, there was a smell left by God, and it seemed to be the yellow-robed monster. An intoxicated expression appeared on his face, "It's a nostalgic delicacy." β