020 Black and White Thieves
There was chaos in the hall, the hoarse roars of the beggars on the stage were drowned in the sea of people's discussions, and the big pit on the ground was like a big mouth mocking.
The long-haired man who came in one step ahead of Yang Xiaosheng silently took off the gold and silver fungus and turned back into a deaf man. It seems that I can't bear to listen to this farce anymore.
The beggar jumped off the stage, grabbed the long-haired man, and said with a divine thought: "Shunfeng Er, you have also seen these bastards in the world, they are all mentally retarded, no wonder I can't find Erlang God." ”
"I eavesdropped on the world, and although I didn't find any news of the Three Eyes, I heard another name, which may be even more surprising than finding the god Erlang. Shunfeng said with a solemn expression.
"Is there anyone in this world whose name is more important than Erlang God?" the beggar wondered.
"Black, white, pirate. ”
The beggar almost fell to the ground one by one, and exclaimed, "What? Are you mistaken? Is it a coincidence?"
"Black and white thieves, thieves are impermanent. Back then, the demon god made dozens of mana monstrous heavenly gods scatter. King Tota led tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers to turn the heavenly realm upside down, except for a few more killed immortals, he didn't even see the shadow of the demon god. ”
"yes. The beggar sighed and said, "Back then, the Jade Emperor ordered you and me to use the magical powers of clairvoyance and shunfeng to search, but we had no clue, which can be described as a shame and thrown to grandma's house." In the end, it was the Jade Emperor and the Buddha who joined forces to exert supreme supernatural powers, so that the demon god was found and sealed in the void space, and the heavenly realm was restored to peace. ”
"Do you remember what happened to the gods who were victimized back then?" said Shunfeng Ear solemnly.
"Of course, in the end, there was only a pile of black and white ashes left, which seemed to have been sucked out of the aura vitality, which is why we named the demon god black and white thief, one to show that he was only left with black and white ashes after killing the god, and the other to show that his purpose was to steal the aura vitality. Hey, it's said that it's a god, but it's just a pile of dirty dust when he dies. The beggar sighed.
"I eavesdropped on the world, in temples and in the rivers and lakes, there is a mysterious killer who has appeared in recent years, and the people who were killed are all bones, only a pile of ashes. ”
"Isn't it black and white ashes?" exclaimed the beggar.
"Not bad. Coincidentally, the mysterious killer is also known as the 'Black and White Thief'. Although he can't be a demon god sealed in the void space, I'm afraid he is also inextricably linked to that demon god. Shunfeng Er suddenly felt a little annoyed, "Although we are gods, the earth has long been unsuitable for the survival of the gods of the gods, and the so-called descent can only be the descending of divine souls and divine weapons, and the body is just an ordinary mortal body." Now that a suspected black and white thief has appeared in the world, it is better for us not to show up easily, so as not to capsize in the gutter and fold the gods in the world. ”
"Then how do we find Erlang God? The Jade Emperor is not easy to fool. Clairvoyant said.
"This time, I didn't go down alone, but brought a bunch of little immortals, let them take the lead, and you and I can hide behind the scenes. Shunfeng Ear had a sinister smile on his face.
"It's so wonderful. Where are their spirits? I'll find them mortal bodies. "Clairvoyance is overjoyed.
"No, no, if you scatter them into the world, these restless fellows will inevitably disturb the world. They only need to borrow their magic weapons and give them to the right mortals, and they can also be used to find the Erlang God. ”
The two exchanged words and discussed again.
Clairvoyant walked back to the center of the table, coughed twice, and pulled a stack of bills from his bosom.
The hundreds of people in the audience immediately fell silent.
"This time, we have convened a high-level meeting of the Black Silk Army, one of which is to give everyone a bonus, so that everyone can continue to engage in research and invention. Clairvoyant said.
"Good!" the audience immediately erupted in applause.
"The second is to inform you of one thing. Our Black Silk Army is the largest force in the north, but now other forces have begun to enter our territory, including the two major forces of the Eastern Yanma Alliance and the Southern Tricolor Alliance. According to investigation, they came to plot against the peerless artifact that will be born in the Beihai, the first sea in the north of me!"
There was a whisper of discussion underground.
"What are the bones?"
"It should be a bone. ”
"Yan Ma and the Tricolor Alliance are not dogs, why should they grab a bone?"
"No culture, that's not an ordinary bone. Estimated to be a rib with meat on it. ”
Clairvoyant shook the banknote in his hand, and the discussion in the audience immediately became quieter again.
"Snatching our treasures on our turf is something that cannot be tolerated. As the founder of the Black Silk Army, I decided to send troops to Beihai! I must grab the bones and sell them at a high price at an auction, so that they can know that our Black Silk Army is not easy to mess with!"
"Okay! snatch the bones and sell them at a high price!" the audience roared excitedly.
Yang Xiaosheng was stunned, why did he want to grab the bones again, why did he get old with the backbone recently.
"Since we are going to send troops, we must elect a general to lead the team. Everyone praised the 'Invincible Escape Hat' just now, why don't you just let Ah Tu be the general of this army?"
"Good!" everyone in the audience responded.
"The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, and as a general, he naturally has prizes. Clairvoyant said loudly. He winked at Shunfeng's ear.
Shunfeng Er walked to the front of the stage and beckoned to the little man Ah Tu, the inventor of the "Invincible Escape Hat", who had just woken up.
Ah Tu jumped onto the stage with his big drill in his arms.
"Who are you?" said the little man, Atu.
"I'm your boss's brother. "The downwind ear was put on the metal ear again, but only the silver ear on the right side. Just now, he and Clairvoyant have been communicating with divine thoughts, and of course they can't communicate with mortals.
"Oh, what's the matter with you?" said Atu.
"What kind of person would you most like to be? like, Superman?"
Ah Tu thought for a moment and said, "I want to be a tall man the most." ”
The tailwind ear almost planted a heel. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "I can understand, I can understand." I happen to have something here that can help you realize your ideals, but it's not for nothing, you must do your best to snatch the bones and arrest the three eyes. If it fails, the baby still has to be taken back. ”
"Really, great!" Atu jumped for joy.
"You just have to make me taller, and you can do whatever you want me to do. Ah Tu said seriously.
Shunfeng took out a pocket, which seemed to be a living thing, scurrying around in it. He thought for a moment, reached into his hand, and pulled out a lifelike little clay figure in a yellow robe.
The yellow robe on the clay man was made of yellow satin, and the wind ear plucked it from the clay figure.
It seems that someone is shouting, "Why are you taking off my clothes?"
"Is someone talking?" wondered.
"No, no, you heard me wrong. Shunfeng Er hurriedly said, "Look at this magic weapon in my hand." ”
He held the little yellow robe in his hand, opened his mouth and blew on it a few times, and the yellow robe suddenly began to grow larger, bigger and bigger, until a real person could wear it to the same size.
Boom, everyone in the audience exclaimed.
"So you're a magician! "Atu Dao.
"There's even more magic. You just wear it, you can get taller if you want, and there are other variations. Shunfeng laughed.
Ah Tu was overjoyed, snatched the yellow robe and draped it behind him.
"Why didn't you get taller? you won't lie to me, will you?" said Atu.
"You have to meditate in your heart. Shunfeng laughed.
Ah Tu silently said in his heart: become taller, quickly become higher.
The yellow robe on his body slowly rose a cloud of yellow smoke to envelop him, and when the yellow smoke dissipated, Ah Tu really changed from a dwarf to a tall man!
"Great!" said Atu.
Clairvoyant took the opportunity to step forward and said: "Have you seen it? Joining the Black Silk Army will not only give you money to engage in research, but also realize your wishes! Everyone shout our slogan!"
The audience shouted: "Arrest the three eyes and go to the peak of life!"
Clairvoyant nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, please ask our new general Ah Tu to speak!" Then he walked to Shunfeng and whispered: "This is the yellow robe of the yellow robe monster, right? The yellow robe monster is the best at changing, and he can turn Tang Seng into a tiger back then to deceive everyone." ”
"Not bad. Shunfeng nodded.