Do you really think that crossing is fun? You can go wherever you want? If you are not an emperor or a general, you are just laughing among beautiful women?

This is not the case. You've all been deceived, and the teenager has crossed over to a cave where birds don't. Into a childhood we loved the mythical story. There are seven handsome guys, a kind old man, and all kinds of monsters are cool and crooked.

If you travel through the past and become any handsome guy, even if it is the old man who doesn't have fart skills, he will no longer be the current villain femme fatale and two demon boys. But, but, he didn't even have the qualifications to be a person!

The boy became a pangolin, the unlucky pangolin that pierced through the gourd mountain!

Well, if there is a time travel authority, the teenager must complain.

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The night is too beautiful, the heat is unbearable, and there is no intention to sleep.

After thinking about life on the balcony for a while, smoking a few cigarettes, and sweating, the boy made a life-changing decision - take a bath!

The water of the sprinkler head rattled and rattled sexily, and he slipped naked like a thirsty fish under the water curtain. In order to express the comfort of this time, the boy decided to sing a song. But what to sing? That's the question.

However, first remember, the young man at this moment is a wonderful human body, not strong, but there are still a few muscles on his chest and small stomach.

"Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven melons on a vine ......"

This song is familiar, isn't it...... Just when the boy sang it for the second time, the officials paid attention, he was about to cross.

I didn't hear the sound of biu, I didn't see the weird rushing air, and I didn't touch any archaeological.

He's just crossed.

When the boy opened his eyes, it was pitch black.

"Hmph, this doesn't scare me!" I read a lot of novels, giving the boy a strong mental quality.

So the question is, where did this travel to? Primitive society, Warring States Period, or Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties? These are all high-frequency destinations for crossing incidents.

"So dark?" the boy tried to turn around, but all he encountered was cold, hard stone.

Could it be that it is a primitive society again, the cave period? The young man couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in his heart, so good, relying on the knowledge he mastered, in this primitive society, he would exist like a god.

Tremble, primitives......

The boy decided to be a savior and use knowledge to change the trajectory of the entire human race. He also felt that the first thing he decided to teach primitive people was how to build a bath room with a sprinkler head in the summer.

"Where are my hands?" the boy was awakened by the reality, as if he was weighed down by the weight of my body, and could not lift it at all.

This is the first time that a teenager suspects that his body structure is abnormal!

"Won't you...... So miserable?" the boy let out a scream, he had never longed for the light so much in his life.

The boy thought to himself, can't he be in a daze, in case a dinosaur comes out of the darkness and eats himself, and one day the bones become fossils, won't it cause chaos in the archaeological world?

hit his head on the stone wall, and the boy turned around and hit again. Oh my God, this isn't just a cave, it's a confined space blocked on all sides.

"Is this going to be an escape room? I'm the prey?" the teenager thought in horror.

"What the hell have I crossed over, and what happened to my body?"

Uh, wrong, he didn't have cold hair, only a hard hard shell wrapped around his body, and the collision just now didn't feel any pain. In desperation, the boy had to dig with both hands.

"I'm going, I'm crossing into Wolverine, the strength of my hands is so terrifying?" The young man felt the powerful power of his hands, and the dirt and gravel that had been cut off from his ears flew around, and he became a Lanxiang excavator with explosive combat effectiveness.

Soon, the boy dug a passage, only to hear a loud crash, and a larger tunnel appeared in front of him. To the boy's ecstasy, he saw a glimmer of light in the distance.

The final victory in the tunnel war is about to be achieved. The boy desperately walked towards the place where there was light...... It's the four corners that are crawling wildly.

The boy became more and more aware that he had become a reptile. Relying on the only knowledge of reptiles in my mind, I began to analyze what I would be.

......

"Are you sure you didn't tease me?" a cool breeze blew into the hole, and the boy saw a cliff and a vast forest outside!

I watched the entrance of the cave for a long time, looking down at everything in front of me like I used to smoke on the balcony. A hand was silently raised to his mouth. If you don't have a cigarette hand, you can really only smoke lonely.

The boy finally saw his hand, no, it should be a claw! The skin was covered with a layer of hard, dark scale armor. There is also a long tail.

He spun around like a dog countless times, and finally got a first idea of his appearance, and from the outline, he had a convex back, a slender and rounded back, covered in brown scales, and a tongue that was disgusting......

From years of watching "Animal World" and learning knowledge, the teenager came to several conclusions:

For one, he's a pangolin!

Second, he is the first pangolin in history to know that he is a pangolin!

Third......

The boy didn't think of the third, there was no chance. Suddenly, the mountains shook, and the sound of the mountains bursting on all sides continued like firecrackers during the New Year. When everything was quiet again, the scene in front of him made the spectacular teenager almost shed a few tears of a pangolin.

The scene of Erlang God's little nephew splitting Huashan to save him Ma has never been seen by the boy, but at this time, the mountain cracked straight from the middle.

Before he could sigh, two black smoke pierced into the sky from the depths of the crack, entangled and hovered for a long time.

Hell alive. The young man looked at the two flickering black smoke in a daze, and shook again, like two sky-piercing monkeys, and there was no shadow when they got into the sky.

What the hell is this? According to the plot of the time-traveling, the show may begin.

"It's absolutely impossible for me to just travel back in time and experience the life of a pangolin, through courtship, mating, baby-raising, catching ants and braiding, right?" thought to himself.

Sure enough, the mysterious figure, or the black hand hiding behind it, appeared.

"Ahem......" With the old man's cough, an old man in a white robe flashed out from behind a boulder, and timidly looked at the direction where the two sky-piercing monkeys disappeared just now.

"Little wear," the old man said earnestly, but lowered his eyes to avoid his gaze, "You understand?"

The young man asked this old guy was inexplicable, and what made him even more inexplicable was that he called himself Xiao Wear, what the hell is Xiao Wear.

"Well, I'm a pangolin now, he's probably calling me. The boy reacted.

"I don't understand!"

It turns out that he can still speak, a pangolin that speaks human words, is really evil.

Seeing the young man's cute face, the old man in the white robe thought it was necessary to explain his identity first.

"I'm from above. He pointed to the top of his head.

The young man looked at his whole body sympathetically, and the old bones did not fall to death.

"Ah, I almost fell off too. The boy said.

The white-robed old man coughed dryly twice, "I said that I am from heaven and I am a god." ”

Okay, the young man is a little angry, it's just that these gods are full of food and support for a day, and they throw some props into the world, so that people can wear them around accidentally. But is this old guy the god? I've watched a lot of mythological TV series, and this look is a bit like ......

"Me, Xiaobai?"

"Well, it turned out to be too platinum star. The boy didn't speak, waiting to hear the old guy tell him what he was going to do when he crossed this place and became a pangolin. Generally, the scripts are written by them, and the gods in heaven are all screenwriters.

Xiaobai was just about to move his mouth, when a voice came from the sky: "Xiaobai, hurry up, three are missing one." ”

Three are missing one, these guys are still playing mahjong? Xiaobai was in a hurry, he swallowed his saliva.

"I'll make a long story short, this is Hulu Mountain, the two sky-piercing monkeys just now are snake and scorpion two demon souls, and they have been suppressed under this mountain for nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years, and they are still a year away from burping, but what about ......"

"Stop, stop, gourd baby, this is the story of the gourd baby. ”

"Yo, you know. That's better, I'm gone. ”

Xiaobai wants to slip away after completing the task, since this old guy is a fairy, he was obviously hiding behind a big rock just now, and he was afraid of being seen by the two demons of snakes and scorpions. There is such a powerless, obscene immortal?

"I, I can't interfere, this trip is to pass a message to you, you look like this...... It's a little chilly, but," he quipped, glancing at the boy, "that shell mantis is small and ugly, but it can push such a piece of, and that ant can make an elephant ......."

"Stop, what the hell are you going to say? The boy's teeth itched, and he wanted to beat the old thing up and throw it down the hill.

"You have to subdue the two demons, this is your task, and you can go back after you complete it. ”

Xiaobai was also anxious to go back to play mahjong, "No way, my partners call me." ”

"How can I slay demons like this? You didn't wake up, did you? Don't go, old fellow, you've got to at least make me human?" the boy shouted.

Xiaobai has already flown into the sky, and it is another sky-piercing monkey that is about to be launched.

"Xiao Wear, don't you have the seven brothers of the gourd, you have to use the treasure in the mountains......"

Then, and then it was gone, and only the lonely figure of the teenager remained, a melancholy pangolin holding a posture of looking up at the moon.