For such a time-traveling plot, the teenager refused at first.

Crossing can realize a lot of whimsical dreams, and otaku are eager to do it, such as the old virgin, who wants to have three thousand beauties in the harem, and cross into an emperor, and it is Wei Xiaobao who is not in it.

And through this thing, there is an unspoken rule of gifting, you choose the world, then send you a country plus a few infatuated beauties to accompany you; you choose mana against the sky, send you a good look, people love flowers and flowers......

"But what about me?" the boy felt extremely unbalanced.

A pangolin that doesn't even look like a human being, not to mention its appearance. (Friendly reminder, don't sing blindly when taking a bath, it's important to choose a good song, why should I sing a gourd baby?)

This is a crossing that only loses money and does not make money, not to mention, according to the mythological plot of the gourd baby, this pangolin will soon burp, that's right, it hasn't created a broken thing that shocks the world and cries ghosts and gods, and it is going to burp, what do you say is the meaning?

This is fate, crossing is more angry than crossing.

At this moment, a long pangolin sigh came from the cracked valley. Rather than that, it's better to go back to the shower early.

"Won't I be able to go back if I'm dead?" the boy looked at the sky with contempt in the direction where the monkeys had disappeared.

The boy began to climb up the mountain wall, and had to find the cave, the cave where the gourd seeds were hidden, and then wait for the old man to appear, and then trick him to go back and plant the gourd seeds.

For the rest, there is nothing to do with pangolins.

"I want to climb up step by step, just wait for the sun to look at its face quietly, a small sky, a big dream......"

In this situation, the song "Snail" is enough to represent the mood of the teenager. A pangolin sings a snail's song, what a reptile inspirational song.

The cave was not difficult to find, but the boy climbed for a night, and at dawn the next day, facing the light of the rising sun, the boy sat at the entrance of the cave, thinking about the life of the pangolin, while waiting for the old man to appear.

At this moment, the old man should have gone to the top of the mountain to pick golden green leaf grass, killed a snake by the way, saved a nest of birds, and was about to appear. When you are old, you can also climb mountains and mountains and protect the birds......

Just as he was thinking, there was a rustling sound under the cave, and the old man was carrying a basket for collecting medicine, and crawled towards the boy with his sleeves rolled.

According to the plot, the boy should have shouted for help.

"Help, old man, help! ”

The old man was startled, obviously frightened by the sudden sound, and the young man saw him timidly curling his neck and looking around. This, is this sure to be the old man in the myth who is old and strong, with a kind face?

The old man had weather-beaten folds on his face, and although he was lean and healthy, his eyes were very cowardly. He was relieved until he saw a pangolin looking at him with longing eyes.

However, the sickle used to collect medicine in his hand was aimed at the young man. His eyes were a little hesitant, as if he was not sure that the voice was coming from the young man.

"Grandpa, it's me, I'm crushed by a stone. ”

In order to match the plot, the teenager had to lie. The old man twisted his neck and made sure that the pangolin in front of him could speak human language. There was a terrible murderous aura in his eyes. The scythe in his hand flew towards the boy.

"Bah! Youkai Hugh is going to run. ”

The boy saw the scythe fly up in the air like a boomerang, flying over his head, and almost killing him. Which one is this singing?

The kind old man was like a madman, he cut people when he saw them, didn't he have a long conversation with himself in the mythical story?

"Grandpa, I'm not a monster, I want you to help me subdue the demon. The boy cried out with tears.

The old man saw that he missed the shot, so he took a few steps back.

"Monster, what about pretending? I've seen a lot of this gourd mountain monster, and it's the first time I've seen a pangolin demon, hum. The old man leaned against a rock at the entrance of the cave, hid half of his body in it, and looked at the boy vigilantly.

"Hey, old man, it's all my fault, I just pierced the gourd mountain and released the two demons of snakes and scorpions. Now only you can help me catch them. ”

The old man squinted his eyes and thought about it, and seeing that the young man did not intend to eat him, he stood up from behind the stone.

"You let go of the old man, I'm just picking herbs, I saw today's landslide and cracked, and said to see if there are any treasures in the ravine, I didn't expect to meet the pangolin master, spare your life!"

The old man knelt down in front of me as soon as his legs went limp. This plot makes the boy cry and laugh, it's too pit, this mythical story is a pit after a pit. The old man is the only hope for the young man, but now he is worried about being eaten, the young man can't eat it even if he wants to, this old bone that doesn't pull a few pulls, it will definitely not be able to gnaw.

"Grandpa, listen to me," the young man breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't know how to explain it clearly, "You should have heard of the two snakes and scorpions suppressed by Hulu Mountain, right?" the young man asked.

The old man shook his head and nodded again, "I, I heard, my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather, grandfather's grandfather...... When I saw a flash of thunder and lightning, I had this mountain. ”

The old man was incoherent, "Hey, this is not a story they made up to lull me to sleep!" and he suddenly realized it as if he had an epiphany about gravity.

"Yes, but I accidentally cracked the mountain, and they ran away. Now we have to go and catch them. Yours Ming, right?"

"No, I don't understand, you're in a league with them, don't bully the elderly, just let me go, okay?"

Are you sure you're not from Shanghai? Okay, okay...... The boy was distraught when he listened.

"Hey, let me tell you the truth, there is a treasure hidden in the depths of this cave, which is specially used to collect demons. ”

"What, baby?"

The old man's eyes suddenly lit up, this old guy turned out to be a greedy for money. It's too bloody, and the boy suddenly found that the gourd baby for more than ten years was in vain.

"That's a gourd seed, you can grow seven babies when you plant it, known as the seven brothers of the gourd, their magic power is boundless......"

"Blow it!"

Before the young man could finish speaking, the old man shook his head impatiently and took a step back.

"I said you monsters, you always like to trick people into dark caves, do some unsightly things, can you innovate? I, I'm not fooled. Hmph!"

The old man's suspicion made the young man's pangolin's heart feel cool and cold, what about the tacit understanding and trust between the old man and the pangolin in mythology?

"I didn't lie to you, old man, come with me, hurry up and finish, I have to go back to take a bath." ”

The young man prayed loudly, and stretched out his paws of anticipation and trust to the old man.

"You, don't, don't come...... Yes...... I'm dead......"

The old man stepped back again, it was already the edge of the hole, the old man was unsteady on his feet, and fell down on all fours, and the aftermath of his death echoed in the valley, and the young man was completely stunned.

The boy thought, shouldn't the old man die like this? He is a key figure in the myth, he died before he even started, what should he do in the future plot? Besides, the pangolin should die first.

I can't go back, I can't go back.

"Immortal, you come out for Lao Tzu!"

An angry pangolin roared in the hole, but it was useless, and Xiaobai did not come out until the boy cried out and fell to the ground, on all fours like a turtle.

The teenager made one of the biggest reptilian mistakes.

How do you get up with a hard shell?

......

The mountain breeze at the entrance of the cave blew and cooled the boy's little buttocks. Leaning on his back helps him think, and at this moment, his mind is racing fast, thinking about what to do next?

Judging from the current plot of the pit man, the old man can't count on it, who else will help me plant gourd seeds and wait to produce seven little gourd eggs?

"It's just a seed, pee, and it grows. The young man thought to himself, why don't you find a place to plant the gourd seeds by yourself, wait for the seven gourd brothers to come out, and let them catch the two demons of the snake and scorpion?

The old man is just a dispensable character in mythological stories.

What a magical combination of the pangolin's body and the intelligent mind of modern man. The young man smug his strength, wanting to play a carp like a master in a martial arts movie.

But, however, his body did not move at all, only his tail kept waddling.

The mountain wind that blew cool pangolin eggs helped the boy. The small back basket left by the old man appeared next to the young man's ass like a god. Give me a fulcrum, and I can lift the earth, let alone overturn a pangolin?

Inside the small back basket, there is also a green dazzling blade of grass, isn't that thing a golden green leaf grass for taking treasures?