The mothers-in-law slammed him, gritted their teeth and said, "Hurry up and get in!" Li Zhihua was furious, turned his hand and slapped him twice, and slapped them in the face of the two mothers-in-law who pushed him, and then walked into the hall quickly. These two mothers-in-law didn't expect him to turn around and beat himself, besides, Li Zhihua was extremely quick to act, and when these two people turned around, he had already entered the hall. The two of them slapped him twice, and when they saw him enter the hall, they didn't dare to fight with him, but they gritted their teeth angrily, and they were stunned on the spot, and secretly hated: "Wait, wait!"

Lei Bijie saw that he had beaten someone before he walked into the hall quickly, and said in her heart This kid is so smart, if I say a word, it would be strange if the two of her didn't come in and tear you to death, and I would be embarrassed to see you.

After entering the hall, I saw a red carpet more than six feet wide spread along the north, and there were more than 20 women and mothers-in-law on both sides, all dressed in court clothes, holding elephant wat and looking different. Li Zhihua carefully distinguished, it turned out that these official uniforms were all costumes from the previous dynasty, and he thought that he must have bought them from the theater outside in the past few days. There are also eight armors, which are made of brown woven cloth and painted in red, white, yellow, and green. The eight mothers-in-law are all half-covered in armor and lined up behind the civil officials, divided into two sides, and the shape is also shocking.

Looking at Lei Bijie again, I saw her sitting behind the dragon case in a high chair, Huanglong was cloaked, the golden crown was pressed on the top, and her face was painted red and greased, if she was angry. The incense tripods on both sides were filled with purple smoke, and there were two servants behind her dressed in palace clothes, each with a fan screen, crossed together. Lei Bijie leaned on the ground slowly, and there was indeed a glorious palace. Secretly surprised: "Such a pretense of the venue, it is subtle and slight, this evil willow is young but has a lot of courage in his mind, and the arrangement is well organized, not as big as the Jinluan Temple, nor inferior to the Yama Ghost Mansion, he is really a talented rare and cheap maid, and fortunately, this Bishui Villa has a lot of private funds." Otherwise, how dare you waste your life to indulge in nonsense?"

was sighing to himself, and suddenly heard Liu Er shouting: "When you enter the Golden Palace, why don't you kneel down to Your Majesty, and when will you stay?"

Li Zhihua said: "She is not the real emperor, why should I kneel to her?"

Liu Er said angrily: "You, you ......"

Lei Bijie said: "This kid is not simple, and he knows that I am pretending to be a widow." The true father-in-law knelt down to worship the true emperor. You, the false father-in-law, should come and bow down to the false emperor. Look at your honorable face, and I still want to worship the true emperor, Miss Ben can keep you to this day, she has been as kind to you as a mountain, and let you play with us today, that is the blessing you cultivated in your previous life. If you are obsessed and do not know how to lift, all the axemen will pull down and cut down!"

Li Zhihua saw that her face was murderous, and when he saw Hexiang giving him a look again and again, he thought: "For the time being, Fengwei this dog girl, after stabilizing her, wait for the future to take the opportunity to escape, there is a way to 'endure without trouble, and the account is clear today'." My Li Zhihua's flattering skills are not inferior to your Liu Er, when I was in Tumen Villa, Qiu Deqiu and others were also praised like immortals. It is good that there is no one today who knows my details. Otherwise, death will not do such flattery, life and death will be at the same time, and the right to play when you are young, and temporarily protect your body from pain. After thinking about it, he said, "It's not that I don't want to worship you, but I'm afraid of messing with the common law." Ancient Youyun: People have six worships, the ministers worship the king, the son worships the father, the apprentice worships the teacher, the wife worships the husband, the monk worships the Buddha, and the people worship the official. If you can explain the truth of one more bow, I will bow down and be the king. ”

Lei Bijie said: "Am I not the emperor now?"

Li Zhihua said: "It's just fake, it's a joke." ”

Lei Bijie said: "Even if I'm in a good mood today, I won't kill you for the time being, let me think about it." After pondering for a moment, he patted his thigh, and laughed: "Yes." I don't kill you, I have been kind to you, let you eat and live here for nothing for ten days, treat you as righteous, I have kindness and righteousness with you, are you an ungrateful person, don't you come to bow down to me? Grace should bow down, righteousness should also bow down, you let me name one, I will name two, you still need to say?"

Liu Er hurriedly patted and said: "Your Majesty is smart and clear, and the example is conclusive, it is really Hong Fu for our courtiers." ”

All the slaves and servants praised: "Long live is really not a fool like us, but I can do it really, I can do it really, and I am more sophisticated than the sages." ”

Lei Bijie was overjoyed when she heard this, so she picked a grape and ate it, spit out the dragon's eyelid into the hand of a young maid, and said happily: "I can say more than a hundred kneeling and bowing to what six kneels and seven bows." ”

Everyone said in unison: "Long live, please speak, let me wait for knowledge." ”

Lei Bijie picked another grape and said while eating: "Let's talk about three today, and then I'll talk about Zhier and others one by one in the future." Although grace and righteousness can be worshipped, there are statues of the earth ancestral temple to worship, the spirits of the ancestors can be worshipped, and the other is a slave to bow down to the master. I've said four more times, those gods worship the Jade Emperor, the ghosts worship the King of Hades, and so on, it's too much, and if you say it, you and other stupid people can't remember it all. ”

Everyone stood together and sighed: "Goddess, goddess, my family has a fairy girl, what brain can come up with so much." ”

Li Zhihua secretly laughed: "This mediocre girl is not stupid, although she is filthy, but there is no flaw, and she needs to rely on her to live in peace." Alas, there should be such a catastrophe in fate, what else do you say?" Relying on a fake face to cover up, he flattered and flattered fiercely: "Miss Guo is a goddess, and the fairy has come into the world! Xi Shi is incomparably beautiful, Mink Chan is incomparably beautiful, Concubine Yang is incomparably soft, and Zhao Niang is incomparably brave; Jiang Gongxun is clear, Zhuge is less wise, Zhou Wu is ashamed of Bo Tao, and Han Zu is ashamed of being shallow." The queen mother hates you, and she is so ashamed that she will let the dragon robe, such a rare woman in the world will soon be able to ascend to the throne. After that, he knelt down, knocked knock, knocked three times in a row, and said loudly: "Long live, long live, long live, long live, Gaozong Ma uploads your position." You are not only born beautiful, handsome, skillful, beautiful, but also magnificent, wisdom is incomparable, the Buddha is not your kindness, the Bodhisattva is not good to you, the super ancestor is detached, the reincarnation of the god Nawa, the auspicious clouds are high, the young lady ascends the throne, the world will be able to Heqing Haiyan, live and work in peace and contentment, and the name is noted in history. In worshiping you, it is the gods who send the ghosts, and they are willing, and they are really the second queen in the world. After speaking, he couldn't help laughing, afraid that Lei Bijie and others would suspect that he was insincere, and added: "My emperor is peaceful and approachable, and his bearing is extraordinary. ”

Lei Bijie was overjoyed when she heard this, and she was stunned for a long time, before she bowed down and praised: "If you have vision and talent, the widow is fortunate not to be slaughtered, otherwise you will be angry and resentful." This is a loyal minister, the country's talent, lonely and other wise men, Cheng is a flying bear into a dream, sit back and relax. Wu Mazi listened to the seal!" I saw two little girls walking by, both holding a pen and a yellow silk, and Lei Bijie snorted a few strokes, but I didn't know what to paint. After a moment's writing, he just showed his desire for the "holy decree", suddenly woke up and ordered Liu Er to read it.

Liu Er said: "The minister is illiterate, only a few Confucian sage fart texts, long live your imperial pen, how dare you come to recognize your humble position?"

Lei Bijie smiled: "That's right. That being the case, the lotus fragrance came. ”

Hexiang smiled: "I'm a prime minister, how can there be a prime minister's will?"

Lei Bijie said: "It also makes sense, then ask Wu Mazi to read it himself." After speaking, he threw Huang Aya at Li Zhihua.

Li Zhihua picked it up and took a look, secretly surprised that although Lei Bijie has an arrogant and extravagant temperament, her writing is neat, just now I heard her words and metaphors are not good, and then look at the handwriting, Juan Xiu is not rough, but the penmanship is slightly disordered when he is in a hurry. thought to herself: "Hexiang once said that she was still soft and good, not that the evil Liu'er has only been corrupted since then, she should have read some books and practiced some pens before Liu'er came." At the moment, he also smiled and said, "How can anyone who has been ordained read the holy decree?"

Lei Bijie said impatiently: "In this case, it is unprecedented once, and it is sealed by a lonely family." Feng Wu Mazi was named the commander of the dynasty and the generalissimo of the soldiers and horses. ”

Seeing that Lei Bijie doted on him, Liu Er was jealous and hateful, and hurriedly said: "Miss, Miss, the seal is too big, don't rebel against him in the future." ”

Lei Bijie suddenly changed his mind and changed his words: "Is it possible to seal Wu Mazi to take charge of the imperial master and the generalissimo of soldiers and horses? In this way, the ministers will definitely not accept it. Tailor-made, just seal a eunuch, command the concubines in the palace, take charge of all the affairs of the harem, and send orders. After speaking, he asked the yellow silk back again.

Li Zhihua didn't care anymore, and said loudly: "Thank you, Lord Longen." ”

Liu Er said: "Wu Mazi is good at cultivating, this is a fat shortage." ”

Lei Bijie ordered again: "Give court clothes, easy to look ugly, before you can enter the palace to participate in politics." ”

I saw two maid rings approaching with a smile, handing him a red eunuch robe and a eunuch crown sewn from black cloth, and the other maid ring handed him one to bother the dust.

Li Zhihua smiled bitterly to himself: "It's fateful." Not to mention the mixed red python robe, even the weapons of other gods were given to me, but unfortunately no one weighs it. ”

A maid smiled and said, "Please come with me to change my clothes." ”

Li Zhihua was surprised: "It's easy to change clothes, why change your appearance?"

replied: "My father-in-law is not close to people, so he is more handsome and easy to see." Otherwise, first, I will bend this clothes, and second, I will laugh at the outsiders who laugh at my country. ”

Li Zhihua scolded secretly in his heart, but there was no way, anyway, he had already entered the thief ship, as long as he didn't take off the mask, he didn't care.

The two girls walked towards the back of the hall with him, and as soon as he got out of the corner door of the hall, a woman with an armed weapon stepped forward and said with a smile: "Li Xianggong is a good blessing, the emperor not only made you an official, but also gave you a surname, don't forget the old sister-in-law in the future." ”

Li Zhihua was shocked when he heard this, and when he looked carefully, it turned out that the woman who was covered in armor and holding instruments was Yu Lianshui's wife, Ge Shi. Suddenly felt ashamed, and secretly said that she was also a member of this hospital. He sneered and said: "Young people, play and play, my real name is actually 'Wu Mazi'." ”

Ge Shi smiled: "What Wu Mazi, Li Mazi, living here in the future to recuperate, is much better than my family." ”

Li Zhihua was very disgusted with Ge's family, so he had to say: "I owe it to my sister-in-law for your blessing." "Then he left. glanced to the left casually, and saw that a person was busy turning his face, and he had already seen that the person who didn't dare to look at his face was Sister-in-law Jia. I thought to myself: "This sister-in-law Ge and the others are a soldier of the nursing home, and they are much lower than the mothers-in-law in the hall. ”