107, a farce

When Li Zhihua heard this, he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and secretly rejoiced, fortunately he was not one of those, otherwise, he would have already become beast dung at this time. Liu Er, Lei Bijie and others are so violent and cruel to disregard human life, and the thought is all outrageous. If this Lei Bijie really became the first person in the world, wouldn't everyone have the trouble of stabbing themselves? Fortunately, they are still mediocre evil girls. I had to smile bitterly: "I am in the siege, although I will not die for a while, I am afraid that I will not have a year and a half of silence." ”

Hexiang said: "You just need to follow the young lady's temperament everywhere and don't disobey her." She loves others to praise her the most, like Liu Er, people can be charming and kind, although she is later than me when she enters the boudoir, but the lady treats her favor, and has already surpassed my place, so that the cheap maid is empty-eyed, and the fox and the tiger are making waves. He sighed and then said, "I'm actually just a slave who is in charge of people, and I shouldn't have announced anything to our young lady in front of you, if she knows, or let Liu'er know, then what's ...... That's a curse. It's just that I saw that Liu Ercheng was lewd and evil during the day, which made her fall deeper and deeper, and I was depressed in my heart, and I couldn't hold back to say this. ”

Li Zhihua saw that her eyebrows were sad, and she was still a little suspicious of herself when she heard her words, and she was afraid that she would reveal her words in front of others in the future. I don't blame Hexiang for her doubts, I have only known her for a few days, as the saying goes, it is difficult to draw the skin of a tiger and draw bones, and you don't know your heart when you know people. But she didn't know anything about herself, how could she be sure that she would not be willing to slander Lei Bijie in the future? As the saying goes, the grace of a drop of water is reciprocated by a spring. If he betrays his righteousness, he is not a beast that does the same thing. Sadness suffered in the lower body, and it was difficult to recover for a while...... Alas, how could I be lucky enough to get to know you and Brother Rude? In exchange for two benevolent and righteous friends in a disaster, it can be said that 'the east corner is lost, and the mulberry elm is gained.'" After saying that, the gods flew so much that they laughed heartily, but they forgot the present situation.

He Xiang was greatly admired when he saw that he could still laugh freely when he fell into such a field. said: "I will only treat people with sincerity and kindness, but I don't know who I have kindness and righteousness to." Okay, let's not talk about that, I'm still in my room with your medicine. With that, he turned and went out of the room.

Li Zhihua waited for her to leave and thought to herself: "This woman is gentle and virtuous, and she will be a virtuous woman in the future. As soon as I thought of this, I saw that Hexiang brought medicine again. He didn't thank him anymore, after the medicine was finished, Hexiang cleaned up and still went back to the room for needlework, and Li Zhihua was still in meditation.

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it is nearly ten days, during this period, in addition to taking medicine and eating, it is to meditate in bed and pranayama. The herbal fruit that Chen Yan is prepared to treat is a miracle effect, these few days of uninterrupted use, basically control the internal osmosis and extension of body toxin, coupled with Li Zhihua's careful luck breathing, has gradually passed through the blood and blood, but the bones of the rotten bones are still faintly rushing back and forth with the blood, and when the violent movement, it is still not enough to breathe, and the body is numb and soft. Although this is the case, it is stronger than a few days ago.

This day has passed, Li Zhihua is trying his skills on the bed, and suddenly saw Liu Er and others pushing the door in, and he was so shocked that he hurriedly dispersed his exercises.

That Liu Er approached, and said with a smile: "In the past few days, Qingfu has enjoyed leisure, and he has actually learned the demon law. But human immortals are not as good as human officials, your kid's creation is here, and you don't go to wait for the judge with me. ”

Li Zhihua was puzzled, only knowing that this group of people had no good intentions so far. When he was stupid, he saw a few women and mothers-in-law who couldn't help but say that they were going to come up, take his limbs apart, and push him over the bed.

Liu Er said with a smile: "Don't be rude, this person is now above the public, and now it is not what it used to be, be careful that he sinned against you in front of the emperor, and then you will have to regret it." Why don't you respectfully invite Gonggong Wu to come out of the tent and enter the palace?"

All the mothers said, "Yes." After that, they all let go, took a step back and said with a smile: "Please Gonggong Wu enter the palace to drive." ”

Li Zhihua was extremely ashamed and angry, secretly thinking that the reason why Lei Bijie suspended the whipping was to let herself go to the eunuch to make trouble for them after her injuries healed, no wonder they had nothing to do in the past few days. Then he said angrily: "Bah! The big husband can be killed but not humiliated, how can this son serve the female demon and the female beast, and you will not be evil soon!"

Liu Er said with a smile: "You kid don't know each other, as the saying goes, how can there be idle food to support idlers." You eat and live here for nothing, and you don't repay your kindness, if I see it, you should be castrated. As the saying goes, raise an army for a thousand days, and use soldiers for a time. Do you want to toast and not eat and drink? I see that your kid really can't afford to hold Adou, the more he pulls towards the crowd, the more he earns towards the donkeys. I don't want to be an official, but I want to play a demon costume. Whether you want to be or not, I can't be the master, when you see the emperor's mother, you can play the reason, or a high-ranking official, or a beast's mouth, whatever you choose, then the official will also be good to the saint. ”

Li Zhihua was disgusted and laughed when he heard this, and was about to scold, but he heard someone in the outer room saying: "You guys step down, I'll talk about this matter." Li Zhihua saw that the lotus fragrance had arrived, and Fang's anger gradually subsided.

He Xiang approached the bed, winked at him, and said, "Do you look down on your life so lowly? If you have failed the life of Lu Deen, have you not played a trick on others?

Li Zhihua knew the meaning of her words, if she didn't go, Hexiang would be embarrassed, and if she went with them immediately, she was afraid that everyone would suspect that she didn't know what she had to do with Hexiang these days. pretended to be upright and said: "Although the girl has taken the best care of me in the past few days and is grateful, but if you force me to go, I would rather die than be coerced by you." ”

Hexiang was smart and knew what it meant, so he said, "How can anyone ever pull you hard?

Li Zhihua said: "The girl doesn't know, if you are a moment late, these stinky slaves will almost break my arm." ”

Hexiang listened and looked at a few mothers-in-law. Liu Er said: "Don't believe this untouchable grass mouth, when the official first arrived here, he had been persuaded for a long time, not only did he not know each other, but also scolded everyone in the palace, and the official was angry, so he let these generals fake anger and threaten. This official has always been honest and honest, and he has been proud of his official appearance, and there is no deception in what he says. ”

Li Zhihua saw that she was as real, and when she said it, she was full of officialdom, which could almost make people respectful, and there was no trace of embarrassment on her face. Hearing this, I almost had a fried scalp, and secretly said that this cheap maid is indeed talented in drama, and I couldn't help laughing when I saw her like this. This smile caused Hexiang to laugh too.

Liu Er was furious when she heard the laughter, and said angrily: "The untouchables dare to be disrespectful to their officials!" After saying that, she wanted to slap her, but it didn't feel right, and she ordered: "Come on!" The fierce women said: "Yes!"

He Xiang forced a smile and said: "Zuo Cheng is angry, don't lose his elegance, he is not a pariah, his official position can be driven by you and me, this is a royal product, and it is not allowed to be sloppy." ”

After Liu Er heard this, her anger gradually subsided, and she said as if she was a real person: "If you don't think of this official of the same dynasty, how can you be tolerated?"

Li Zhihua was extremely angry, and couldn't help but ignore life and death, his childlike heart rose, and shouted: "Er'an dares to despise me, declare the will of the saint, and push the noon gate to behead!"

Liu Er was frightened: "You dare to falsely declare the holy decree?

Hexiang said with a smile: "Let's go, let's go, we both work for the country, and worry about the monarch and the people, and you two can't fight here." ”

Although Liu Er is evil, but with Li Zhihua, Hexiang and others, they are all young and childlike, and those women are only bitterly coaxing them to have fun, and they are sent to their doors as servants, how dare they disobey them, they are happy with pleasure, and they are afraid of anger.

Liu Er said: "Don't worry about it, let's talk about it later." ”

Li Zhihua thought to himself: "Let's go and see what they want to do to me." Go, it may not be lifeless, if you don't go, this life is difficult to protect, and I'm sorry for Brother Lu and Hexiang, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood. You must not despise your life and give it to these sluts. Otherwise, it will be a failure. Because he said, "Lead the way in front of the head and help me get into the sedan chairβ€”"

The mother-in-law scolded: "The thief is rampant and smelly and beautiful, if it is not good, you will have your good fruit to eat." ”

Liu Er chirped: "Walk with your legs, and if you are still lucky enough to lie in this bed at night, go to the sedan chair in your dreams." At that time, I didn't ask Zong Lao'er to come as a sedan chair man. ”

Li Zhihua was shocked at the fierceness of this woman's sexuality, and thought to herself that she dared to scold the current saint, except for some martial arts figures or bandits and thieves, who dared to insult the emperor in front of everyone? This woman spoke as usual, behaved like a violent man, and her parents did not know what to do, so they could find such an inferior species.

I had no choice but to go out of the room with everyone. Near the head of Lei Bijie's building, I saw two armed fierce women standing around. A few people climbed the stairs and went upstairs, only to see that outside the curtain door of the hall, there were many wicked women holding up the horses. Liu Er said: "I will enter with Youcheng first, and after listening to the order, you can take him to visit my emperor." A few said, "Yes." ”

The two of them entered the hall, and after making a great salute to the monarch and minister, she said: "The minister has brought the waiting official and is now waiting for the decree outside the gate of the noon court." ”

Lei Bijie smiled: "Don't be polite, you two stand aside first." Liu Er said: "My emperor works for the people day and night, but he forgets that you are the monarch, and we are the subjects. ”

Lei Bijie said happily: "It's really fun." Okay, the two Aiqing were exempt from courtesy, passed on the will of the orphan, and called the pock-faced stinky man into the hall to give him a seal. Liu Er said again: "It should be announced that the officials should enter the palace and give the seal." Lei Bijie smiled: "According to you, according to you stinky girl." The one who waited for the official entered the palace and was sealed. ”

I saw a mother-in-law at the head of the door shouting loudly: "Long live the decree, the person who is waiting for the official to enter the ......" The mother-in-law's throat was really thick and bright, and the aftermath was like an ancient bell ringing in the hall. The last word "temple" was not shouted, but he coughed continuously, spewed several feet of phlegm, and his neck swelled violently.

Liu Er saw it and scolded: "Damn slave, bad luck, bad luck." ”

Li Zhihua and the woman were only four feet apart, and when she suddenly heard her shouting, she was startled, and when she saw her like this, she couldn't help laughing. When the woman saw him laughing at herself, she glared at him fiercely and said, "Damn it, damn it!"