Chapter 18 Elvis Presley Says Secrets, Yunfu Immortal
Wang Fang couldn't help sneering in his heart, but this scene still had to be performed, so he immediately followed Elvis Presley's back and said:
"Where can this start, how could this king come to entertain Elvis, Elvis may not understand my Wang Fang, you must know that since my practice, except for the first few years of enlightenment, curiosity, wandering outside for a few years. And then he set up a penance here, and he never communicated with outsiders, so he didn't know any secrets, and this time he had to ask Elvis Presley to tell me, and he didn't dare to slack off!"
After saying this, Wang Fang himself also smiled bitterly, this is not what he pretended, how did he know what immortal peach will be, since he crossed, he has been nesting in the Moyun Cave to cultivate, and there are only a few monsters he knows, and it is not him who was running around before, but the original owner of this body.
From the memories left behind, Wang Fang didn't find the slightest clue about the Immortal Peach Society, not because his predecessor was shallow in cultivation and was not qualified to know about it at all, but because 'he' was a little confused by nature, even if he heard something secret, he forgot about it when he turned his mind, but now it is bitter Wang Fang.
When Elvis heard what Wang Fang said, he couldn't help but pause, and looked at Wang Fang for a long time, thinking that his face covered by a black cloth should be very exciting, but Wang Fang secretly gave Elvis Presley a thumbs up in his heart, which was really good acting, but his face was frowning.
Elvis Presley also took it well, and immediately pretended to react to it, and waved his hand and said: "Don't blame, it's strange, but it's the old cat who is rude and deserves to be punished!"
After that, Elvis Presley picked up the wine cup and poured it full of wine, I don't know if this is self-punishment or self-reward, and then wiped the wine stains on the corner of his mouth, Elvis Presley continued:
"I don't know that the Tiger King doesn't know the inside story, so today I took advantage of this leisure opportunity to talk to the Tiger King!"
"Elvis Presley, please!"
Wang Fang hugged his fists and saluted, staring at Elvis Presley, no matter how uncomfortable he felt in his heart, but this was just as he said before, things related to his net worth, where dare to be lazy, so Wang Fang immediately pricked up his ears and listened.
"Speaking of this fairy peach club, I have to say that the old peach witch, she is ......"
It's just that as soon as Elvis Presley opened his mouth, Wang Fang was confused, he wasn't quite sure who Elvis Presley said was the old witch Peach, but he vaguely knew who he was talking about, but he didn't know if it was not, the teacher said he didn't understand and had to ask, so Wang Fang immediately interrupted:
"Elvis, you said peach...... Well, the old witch peach is the Yunfu Immortal?"
It's just that as soon as the words fell, Wang Fang knew that he must have said something wrong again, because Elvis Presley put two eyes on him with the same meaning as just now, but this time without waiting for Wang Fang to frown, he withdrew his gaze and spoke, saying:
"Tsk, Tiger King, old cat, I dare to say that in the entire border wasteland, you are the only one who will call the old witch behind your back what kind of Laoshizi Yunfu Fairy Niang.
Ahem, uh, the old cat inherits the love of the Tiger King, and has to say more, the Tiger King is called so in front of the old cat, and the old cat knows the situation of the Tiger King, if it is called so in front of other demons, eight out of ten will turn their faces with the Tiger King!"
After Elvis finished speaking, he poured himself a glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp.
"W-why is that......? Uh, peach...... Forget it, how can the peach fairy Niang also survive the catastrophe of the demons, one of the three first demons in my border wilderness, this honorific title is also the meaning it should be, why do I ...... the demons in the border wilderness"
The more Wang Fang listened, the more confused he became, but he knew that there must be a reason in the middle, otherwise how could the demons dare to arrange the Great Demon of the Divine Mansion for no reason, knowing that people can slap dozens of Elvis Presley, a cultivated demon, Wang Fang couldn't help but be more curious.
"Ahem, the Tiger King doesn't know, well, this peach old witch looks beautiful and stunning in her twenty-eighth year, but in fact, her face is goosebumps and crane hair, you must also know that it is a peach blossom transformation, you must know that the peach blossom is the world's most obscene evil, it should be the nature of the blame.
Cough, this, her hobby of something, you have to know how someone is willing to achieve it with her according to her true face, thousands of years ago, the old witch cultivation was low, but she couldn't make it strong, so she turned into a girl, and went out all day to deceive the desolate demons.
But if it's just like this, at least I don't see my true face, and I don't feel disgusting, but the old witch somehow, once it rises, it will turn into its original form, how much the same demon ...... cough cough, when I opened my eyes, I was scared and my liver and gallbladder were cracked.
Later, there was a wind of demon clan exterminating demons in the wilderness, but she was hidden, and she couldn't take her, and it would be gone after a few years, but the Tiger King didn't know how much remorse they had later......"
Saying this, Elvis Presley swallowed his saliva and continued:
"At that time, I couldn't find the old witch, and the demons searched for a few years, so they relaxed, and did not continue to chase and kill, but relieved the old witch, she was very tolerant, and she did not come out again for more than 100 years, eh...... There may be sneaky ones, but there is no rumor, and those big demons also think that the old witch is gone.
It's just a surprise, a hundred years later, she appeared again, and when she came out to make waves this time, the old witch had already broken the barrier of the Yudan realm and opened up the realm of the Divine Mansion, and I don't know what great opportunity the old witch had taken, and she was pregnant with more than 19,000 years of cultivation, and where could the rest of the Divine Mansion demons have such a ** power?
At that time, even the one from Jinjiling had not yet appeared. is just a Wukong Taoist who can crush her, but the Tiger King should know that Wukong Taoist is greedy for fun and troublesome, how unreliable it is.
Not to mention that he didn't teach a lesson to stop the old witch, he just didn't get involved, and it was already thankful that he moved a pony to the side to watch the play. Ahem, at that time, in the border desolate demon world, from the end of the Dan down, as long as it was a big and small demon who had been transformed...... Bitter!
It is said that at that time, the border was a river of tears, and there were big demons blowing themselves up every day, uh, if you have been to the old witch's Yunfu Eight Peach Valley, you should be able to see that there is half a mountain in the valley, well, it was originally a whole mountain, just because the old witch's palace was halfway up the mountain......"
Elvis finished talking about Yunfu Fairy Niang in one breath, and then with a bitter face, he exhaled with a look of joy, as if he had also experienced it......
And Wang Fang was already dumbfounded, and it took a while to come back to his senses, but seeing Elvis Presley's current expression, he was caught off guard for a while, and blurted out: "Then, that, Elvis Presley, ...... you?"
"Ahh
As soon as Elvis saw Wang Fang's expression, he knew what he was thinking, and immediately became anxious, spat at him, stood up, stepped on the stone stool, pressed the edge of the table with both hands, leaned forward with his upper body, and said angrily:
"What does the Tiger King think? You don't know about this whole thing, and at that time, the old cat I hadn't come out of my mother's womb, and the old demon woman also had a bad appetite, and most of the people she was looking for were the big demons, maybe she couldn't look down on the old cat's cultivation...... Forehead ......"
Elvis argued here, suddenly his throat stuck, and he couldn't speak, but he came back to his senses, and the more he said, the more he seemed to want to cover it, and he couldn't help but sweat slightly on his forehead.
However, Elvis Presley's eyes rolled, and he immediately smiled and said:
"Hehe, the Tiger King doesn't have to worry about the old cat, but you have to be careful, it is said that this fairy peach will be a meeting for the old witch to choose a concubine, you can't escape from the old demon pill?"
Wang Fang saw that Elvis was anxious, although he suspected that Elvis had this experience, but as he himself said, Elvis Presley at that time was probably not born at that time, and it was not his turn, and even if this matter was true, it had nothing to do with Wang Fang.
Next, it is up to Elvis Presley to understand the affairs of the Xiantao Society, but on the surface, Wang Fang does not dare to offend him, even if he says that he may not be calculated by Elvis Presley, Wang Fang has to put it down first, where will he talk to Elvis Presley about this lightly stimulating him, as for what he said about the old witch choosing a concubine, a clear-eyed person will know that it is fake and bluffing people when he hears it.
Then he hurriedly got up and persuaded Elvis Presley, poured him full of wine, and took the initiative to toast him.
"Hey, hey! Elvis Presley is thinking about it, this king has never thought about these dirty things, Elvis is angry! Come, come, come, let's keep drinking, keep drinking!"
Elvis saw that he had successfully pulled away from the topic, although he was still a little uncomfortable, but he didn't dare to fight with Wang Fang again, the more he said this, the more unclear it became, in case it was spread out, he couldn't mix it up in the border wilderness, and then sat down reluctantly, raised his glass and drank it all.
"Don't talk about this, don't talk about this, didn't we say it's good, what are you talking about that old witch?
Wang Fang smiled and returned to his position, and asked Elvis about the Xiantao Club again.
"Hey, hey!"
Elvis put away his thoughts, pretended to laugh mysteriously, and hung Wang Fang for a while before he spoke:
"As the name suggests, this fairy peach will be a conference about fairy peaches, and the fairy peach mentioned this time is a rare 'Yunfu fairy peach', and it happens to be related to the old witch of the peach, because she is the thousand-year-old peach blossom that overflows from this 'Yunfu fairy peach', and she is also the owner of this peach tree. ”
Before saying that the fairy peach will begin, the old cat first talked to the tiger king about the wonder of this fairy peach, this 'Yunfu fairy peach' is very mysterious, there are eight trees, as one, born and died together, if one dies, the other seven will also wither and wither at the same time.
After this peach is ripe, the fruit will automatically fall off the branches of the tree, and clouds and mist will be born out of thin air, overflowing all over the body, dragging the ripe peach around the mother tree, floating and sinking, will not leave, it is very strange.
It takes 80 years to get a ripe, hehe, each tree only has eight peach fruits, the Tiger King should know, this peach can be eaten for 80 years for 80 years, and it can save my generation 80 years of hard work, how precious, this is not counted, if you eat eight Qi, then you can multiply the effect tenfold, a full 6,400 years.
However, there is always a limit to the spiritual objects of heaven and earth, and that person can only eat up to eight pieces at the same time, and eating more is not an increase but a reduction of mana, and eating one more will reduce it for eight years. But this is also a good thing, if you can eat endlessly, then the old witch's mana will not be able to reach the sky? ”