Chapter 19 Elvis Presley Says Secrets, Wukong Taoist
Elvis Presley stopped here for a while, and when he saw that Wang Fang was listening to him attentively, he couldn't help but take a sip of the wine that Wang Fang poured for him again, took a chicken leg from the table, and continued while eating:
"It is said that this fairy peach will also be a means for the old witch to collect money, but all the demons know about this matter, and they are all willing to do it, you must know that the 'Yunfu Immortal Peach' can bear as many as sixty-four pieces every time.
And the old witch herself can only eat eight pieces at most, if she doesn't eat them for eight days, the fairy peach will rot and vaporize, and it will be wasted in vain. The old witch also had some thoughts, and she came up with the calculation of this fairy peach club. ”
When Wang Fang heard this, he knew that the meat play was coming, and his heart was even more attentive to listen, only to hear Elvis Presley say again:
"She eats eight of the sixty-four peaches by herself, gives eight to the Immortal Cave Wukong Daoren, and there are forty-two left, so ...... again"
"Wait......"
Elvis Presley was dancing with his hands and spitting vigorously to speak, but Wang Fang interrupted again suddenly, and couldn't help but have a burst of dark fire, Wang Fang was also innocent, he just had some questions that were not clear, and he wanted to ask them clearly.
"Dare to ask Elvis, you also know that I don't go out much, but even I, a lonely and unheard demon, have heard of Wukong Dao and Yun...... Uh, no, the old witch peach is the opposite, I heard that there is a lot of trouble, why did the old witch still give him such treasures? There is still a saying in the world that the treasure is given to the enemy for nothing?"
Speaking of this Wukong Taoist, when Wang Fang first heard it, he didn't react, he just thought it was a coincidence, and he didn't see him claiming to be a Taoist?
You must know that the genuine master of that person is not a Buddha or a Taoist, he was a Buddha in the previous life, and it is okay to dress as a Taoist in this life, and he has heard people describe his temperament as similar. Later, I hurriedly inquired, and it turned out that his honorific title was Wukong Daoren, although he was also surnamed Sun, but his name was Changsheng, and he was collectively called Sun Changsheng.
This came to dispel most of his doubts, you must know that that he is filial piety, Wang Fang does not believe that he will make his own unauthorized change of name, but he has never met him, and he does not know the exact situation, but Wang Fang relies on that point, coupled with the usual habits of careful inquiry, and is basically sure that it is not him.
Listening to Wang Fang's question, Elvis Presley's face couldn't help but be a little strange, but it was covered by a black cloth hat, and Wang Fang couldn't see it, and he waited for a while before he slowly replied to Wang Fang:
"The Tiger King doesn't know, the reason why the Wukong Taoist and the old witch have a feud is also because of this 'Yunfu Immortal Peach' thing, I think the Tiger King also knows that the Wukong Taoist is a monkey to get the Tao, but although he has attained the Tao, but the old habits still do not change, and the peach is like life.
I don't know where I heard it from him, I know that the old witch has such a fairy peach, Wukong Taoist doesn't understand the world, and as soon as the character comes, he will break into the old witch's house to get this peach.
And at that time, the old witch didn't have the mind to open the fairy peach club, and she looked at the treasure of those peaches tightly, and would rather let it rot than give it to others, but Wukong Dao people are strong after all, where does the old witch dare to come hard, but her mind is slippery, and she casually lied and deceived Wukong Dao people.
It can be regarded as her boldness, you must know that Wukong Daoist is the body of a demon, and he is the only one in the entire border wasteland, even if Wukong Dao is no longer reliable, but all the demons still respect him, I am afraid that only the old witch dares to blatantly coax.
It's just that it didn't take long for her to be safe, Wukong Taoist did believe the old witch's words at that time, and was coaxed away by him, but after a few days, Wukong Taoist came to the door again, maybe where to investigate, and it was determined that the old witch had a fairy peach, and the old witch must invite him to eat, and this time there was a point to investigate her meaning of lying to herself last time.
This old witch was immediately scared in her heart, but this person was also greedy, she couldn't eat dozens of peaches herself, and it would be over if she sent a few Wukong Taoist people, but the old witch refused, she was also a little crooked, and as soon as her brain turned, snot and tears came out.
In the face of Wukong Daoren's miserable and miserable pretending to be pitiful, she said that she only had a few fruits, but every day someone came to the door to ask for it, she didn't dare not give it, but the fruits were just that, and the big guys were not enough, and those who didn't get it would complain about her, so she told everyone that the fruits had been divided, and last time she deceived Wukong Daoist because of this.
And Wukong Daoist saw that the old witch was so miserable, so he also relented, not only no longer held her responsible, but also said that as long as he shared a few fruits, he would help the old witch deal with the demons who came to ask for fruits.
If you want to say that the Wukong Taoist has already talked about this, the generally smart person must be down, and there are only a few fruits that he can't finish eating, if he wants this Wukong Taoist to protect, then in the border wasteland, can he be allowed to run rampant?"
Wang Fang couldn't help but follow Elvis's words, nodded unconsciously, Elvis didn't pay attention to him, took a sip of wine by himself, put down the wine cup and said:
"How do you know that the old witch is stingy and greedy, and she doesn't know how to repent, first she promised to give the fruit to the Wukong Taoist, and when the Wukong Taoist was overjoyed, then the fruit was not yet ripe, so he asked him to come back to get it in a few days, and the Wukong Taoist people would not believe it, and they went back to their caves with joy to wait.
However, the old witch's last sentence was not lying, her peach was really not ripe, and it would indeed take two days, because many people knew the ripening period of the 'Yunfu Immortal Peach', and Wukong Daoist could know it by asking casually, and the old witch didn't dare to lie to him with this.
Three days later, Wukong Taoist was invited to the door early, this time the old witch really ordered the maid to carry a big iron plate covered with a red cloth, and followed her to see the Wukong Taoist, Wukong Taoist saw the fruit bowl and ignored the old witch, scratched his ears and cheeks and lifted the red cloth, to see what is different about this fairy peach.
How do you know this, Wukong Taoist immediately felt wrong, there are indeed eight peaches on the plate, or the kind of ripe, but there is no trace of the rumored miracle, no different from ordinary peaches, to say that there is a trace of vague fragrance, hehe, what a treacherous old witch, actually made a fake to fool Wukong Taoist.
What kind of monster do you think about that Wukong Daoist? He can't remember how many peaches he has eaten, so how can he not know whether this is true or false. However, it is really true to say that this Wukong Taoist is out of tune, but what he thinks at this time is not that the old witch deceived him, but that he thinks that it is a divine artifact that is obscure......"
Speaking of this, Elvis couldn't help laughing, and even Wang Fang couldn't help but purse his lips, this Wukong Taoist is really ...... Wonderful!
Elvis finished laughing, took a sip of wine to moisten his throat, and then said:
"Wukong Daoist didn't think about it in his heart, and he actually said directly to the old witch: 'Look, this fairy peach in your house is really spiritual, and I am afraid that it will be eaten, so I even restrained the mystery of the entrance and became exactly the same as the ordinary peach.
Hehe, it's also bad luck, and today I met my grandson, the master who knows the goods. I'm not afraid of jokes, I've never eaten such a spiritual peach, and I have to open meat today, but I want to taste it!"
Elvis Presley was in this paragraph, and he imitated a Wukong Taoist by the way, but it was very good, and it was still vivid in the eyes of Wang Fang, an unprofessional audience.
"Old cat, I don't know what the old witch was in at that time, I guess her stomach is going to hurt with laughter......!
"What about later? Wukong Daoist won't be able to put a peach in his mouth and not notice it, right?"
Wang Fang was interested, his hands were coiled in front of his chest, and he asked with interest in cooperation with Elvis Presley.
"How can that?"
Elvis Presley was so excited that he kicked his feet, jumped on the stool, and squatted down on his knees, propping up his hands on the table.
"Wukong Taoist happily even carried the fruit plate back to his fairy cave, it was impossible for everyone to know what was in the fairy cave, but Wukong Taoist sat down under the boy Sun Xiaosheng passed it on.
It was said that after the Wukong Taoist returned to the cave, he couldn't wait to swallow one, but the taste was exactly the same as an ordinary peach, and he thought it was because he swallowed the date and didn't chew it.
I took another one and tasted it carefully, but it was still the same, no matter how stupid the Wukong Daoist was, he knew that something was wrong, but the Tiger King, you said how brainless the Wukong Daoist was, and he didn't give up, and he took the remaining six peaches and rushed to the Baicao Forest Gonggong to ask him to verify.
That Shengong is a 10,000-year-old ginseng into essence, and the others don't know, but there is no spiritual grass spirit fruit that he can't verify in the border wilderness, and when Shengong conclusively says that these peaches are just ordinary things, but after smearing a layer of Yunfu fairy peach juice, Wukong Taoist only then believed that he was deceived by the old witch again.
This is worth it, Wukong Daoist is very angry, as the saying goes, there are only three things, really counted that he was deceived by the old witch four times in a row, these three times and four times, how can he not be angry? However, Wukong Daoist finally didn't know what the reason, but he didn't hit the door, but he did something unseemly! The Tiger King guessed what Wukong Daoist did?
Elvis Presley looked mysterious, but the taste came out, and he played a guessing game with Wang Fang.
Wang Fang laughed dumbly, this called him how to guess, and was about to open his mouth to admit defeat, let Elvis continue to speak, and he was unguarded by his heart. He immediately smiled on his face, and also learned from Elvis Presley's mysterious appearance, grabbed a handful in the air with his right hand, and replied softly:
"Steal!"
"How do you know? Isn't someone already telling you about it?"
Elvis Presley's face was incredible, of course, the king fang was covered in the black cloth and could not be seen, but listening to his suddenly raised voice, he could naturally guess a thing or two.
"The conscience of heaven and earth, this king really hasn't heard of this strange thing, but he just thought about the habits of ordinary monkeys, and guessed it according to reason, Elvis Presley, you should continue to talk!"
How could Wang Fang tell Elvis Presley that the monkey in his previous life also loved to do this.