Chapter 15: The Heavenly Court Seat

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"Rectify the rule of officials!"

"Sort out the personnel!"

"Yes!" I said loudly: "Reform and change the law, put people first, and rely on people to implement policies and regulations." So, I want to start by building a new personnel system. I don't know if you have any objections?"

All the immortals responded in unison: "Obey the decree of the Dao Monarch! ”

"Okay!" Things are getting smoother and smoother, and I continued: "First of all, the various titles and titles of the immortals are very chaotic, Tianzun, Tianjun, Dao Jun, and Immortal Monarch are all messed up, and there is no rule at all. But this matter is not in a hurry, and when it is done, it will be re-rewarded by the Taibai Venerable. ”

"Then, the existing subordinatery will not move for the time being, and the Taibai Venerable and the Heavenly Emperor of the Five Directions will still lead the various departments, and everything will be as usual. What I need is to form a new team, transfer people from various departments according to needs, and assign duties. ”

"That's very good. The Five Heavenly Emperors responded one after another.

"Since my new team is committed to the reform and development of the Heavenly Court. I waved my hand, "Then it's called: Tianting Development and Reform Commission, referred to as the National Development and Reform Commission." ”

The Heavenly Court Development and Reform Commission, the National Development and Reform Commission, and the immortals exchanged their heads and discussed this new term, and finally said in unison: "Obey the decree of the Daojun!"

However, the phrase "Obey the decree of the Daojun" became more and more pleasant, and I stood up and announced loudly: "The Heavenly Court Development and Reform Committee is chaired by Tai Baizun himself, this Daojun is the chairman of the executive committee, the Wufang Heavenly Emperor is the standing committee, and the immortals from all walks of life are members. Today, a general office of the National Development and Reform Commission was first set up to be responsible for the transmission and implementation of various government decrees, with Wang Anshi as the director and Zhang Juzheng and Shang Ying as the deputy directors. The rest of the specific departments and positions will be established as needed. ”

"Obey the decree of the Daojun!"

Wang Anshi didn't succeed in changing the law in his previous life, so he was the most active this time. This time he beat Shang Yang Zhang Juzheng and got a full-time position, he was quite excited, and it seemed that he couldn't wait to throw off his arms and do a big job immediately.

Even if the entire Heavenly Court is wiped out at this time, Tai Bai Xing also allocated the Chaohui Hall in front of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to me as the office headquarters of the National Development and Reform Commission, and I have rightfully become a bull B figure above 10,000 people under the Heavenly Court!

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"Now we are in a waste and need a lot of materials, but Heavenly Court is now poor and empty, and there is nothing. What do you say?" I pointed to the immortals and said, "I knew that you were pointing me to the world to get you back, right?"

The immortals bowed their heads suddenly, and they still knew how to blush when they were old.

"It doesn't matter, that's what this seat is about. I generously took the matter and said, "But the world is sinister......! My life and death are small matters alone, but if I delay the great cause of revitalizing the Heavenly Court, it will not be good, you are right. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"So, that's what follows this episode...... No, it's the treasure offering part of this court!" I stretched out my hands to the immortals, "What are the good treasures of home travel to kill people and save lives, don't hide them, take them out and let this seat also open your eyes, gold, silver and jewelry!"

"This ...... "All kinds of immortals, you look at me, I look at you, but they didn't act."

, do you immortals want to order Bilian? Do you want Lao Tzu to go to work for you with his bare hands and sleeves? I sank my face and said unhappily: "You guys are so uninteresting, you have to let me name them." Then let me ask you: What about the Zhuxian Sword, what about the Taiji Diagram, what about the King Kong Zhuoshan and River Society Diagram, what about the Three Treasures and Jade Ruyi of the Heavenly Seal, and the Qiankun Bag Shining in the Demon Mirror and Binding the Immortal Suo? Do you think I don't know the details of the Heavenly Court?"

Lao Tzu doesn't read much, I don't watch less TV, I watch Journey to the West every year from childhood to adulthood, what treasures do the gods have, I know it!

Tai Bai Xing stood up and played a round game, "Dao Jun is angry, it's not that I'm stingy, it's just that the magic weapons I just said were all destroyed in the great battle five hundred years ago, and Heavenly Court really doesn't have any treasures to use......"

"!" I scolded, "You send Tang Seng to fetch a few scriptures, give a robe, a Zen staff or something." Why did I go down to earth to rebuild the sect, and you let me run naked? Why do I enjoy the treatment of soy sauce in the fifth position!"

"At this time and that time, when Tang Sanzang was learning scriptures, the heavenly court was like the sun in the sky, and there were all kinds of treasures. Now, alas, ......" Tai Bai Xing sighed, and all the immortals were gloomy.

Second Brother Guan stepped forward and offered the treasure and said: "Guan is not talented, I am willing to dedicate the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his palm to Daojun, this knife blows hair and breaks hair, killing people like chopping melons and vegetables......"

"Second brother...... I thank you...... "I can't cry and laugh and hug my fists at Guan Gong, you let me go to the street to perform, and I can't play your eighty-two pound Qinglong knife......

I was inexplicably sad and indignant, "Then we can't do this thing, even if I am willing to sacrifice my life and forget to die to move the treasure in the world, what can I hold with my two hands? You have also seen that the automobile, airplane, warship, and cannon are not at all something that I can move alone." Yugong moves mountains, so he has a hoe and shovel. ”

"I remembered!" Tai Bai Xing suddenly rushed to me, and said excitedly: "Taishang Laojun's gourd is still in Tushi Palace!" After speaking, he quickly ordered someone to go to Tushi Palace to get it.

"Hahaha!" I took the baby gourd, and finally got a good baby, I opened the stopper and pointed at Tai Bai Xing, "Tai Bai Zun?"

"In. ”

Why didn't you respond? I shouted again, "Too platinum?"

"In. ”

"Huh?" I shook the gourd, no...... This purple gold red gourd can obviously even be accepted by Sun Wukong, why can't he accept you too platinum star?

Tai Bai Xing also understood my intentions, and explained with black lines in his head: "Daojun misunderstood, this is not the purple gold red gourd. When Lao Jun was martyred, the purple gold and red gourd were with him......"

"Damn, what is this gourd?"

Tai Bai Xing continued: "This is the gourd containing the pills in the Lao Jun's alchemy room, although it does not have powerful magical powers, but it can hold endless pills, and it must also be able to contain a lot of things. ”

Too platinum, your uncle's!

Lao Tzu said that you don't have a baby who travels at home to kill people and save your life! As soon as Lao Tzu said that you will go down to the world to move the baby back, you will have a guy to pretend! I am so special, I am so special, I am so special that I vomit out a big pool of blood......

"Daojun take care of the immortal body!" A group of immortals rushed up to help me sit down, and I was comforting my chest and beating my back, and I was serving tea and water, so I was not courteous.

"What kind of sin did I do in my previous life...... It's not enough for me to be a cow and a horse for you in this life...... I'm going to be angry with you if I don't want to be played to death by you......" I beat my chest and screamed bitter water wildly......

"Daojun, don't ......be in a hurry," the culprit, the treacherous and cunning Tai Bai Xing, came up and comforted: "The old man also knows that the journey of the king to the mortal world is extremely dangerous. Although Heavenly Court doesn't have any magic weapons, the immortals still have some magical powers, and Dao Monarchs can choose to practice at will, won't they be able to turn danger into disaster?"

"This can be there!" I jumped to my feet, my eyes glowing green.

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