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"What is the strongest driving force for the progress of human civilization?" I sat on the high pulpit of the Suzaku Palace and raised the topic to the Heavenly Emperors and Immortals who were neatly arranged below.

Confucius said: "It is a system of etiquette." ”

Lao Tzu said: "It's morality." ”

Zou Yan said: "It's yin and yang. ”

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Can you old antiques stop laughing? I've been playing this old routine all my life and I haven't gotten tired of it. Yesterday you fed the dog a meal of wine and meat?

"Grass!" I slapped on the bookcase.

All the immortals shut up together and stood solemnly, "Please also ask Daojun to make it clear." ”

"I don't bother to talk to you nonsense. I took a sip of tea, "Let's not talk about the steam age and the electric age, you all know that human civilization has developed from the earliest Stone Age to the Bronze Age and the Iron Age, and both social productivity and military combat effectiveness have made a qualitative leap." That's why I'm telling you: Science and technology are the primary productive forces! They are the strongest driving force for the progress of human civilization!"

"What Daojun said is very true, I am waiting to be taught. The immortals replied in unison.

"Since everyone agrees, the second most important thing for us to revitalize the Heavenly Court is to study science and take the route of rejuvenating the country through science and education. I stood up and announced, "The third department to be established by the Tianting Development and Reform Commission is the Ministry of Science and Education. ”

According to the recommendation and self-recommendation of various immortals, the Ministry of Science and Education was finally established under the leadership of Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Song Dynasty, supplemented by Guiguzi, the ancestor of Wang Chan. With Sima Qian, Sima Guang, Confucius, and Mencius as the team, the Shenxian Continuing Education School was established, majoring in literature and history from 1840 to the present, and the Institute of Science and Technology, with Mozi, Guiguzi, Lu Ban, Zou Yan, Zhuge Liang, Liu Bowen, Zhu Xi, and Wang Yangming as academicians, was committed to the study of science and engineering science.

"Here are the textbooks for each subject of the 12 years of primary and secondary schools in the world, and you have received them separately. "I poured out a lot of books from the gourd, which were all cheap textbooks wholesaled by Mr. Tuo Yang's relationship, but they saved me a lot of money.

"All immortals are required to enter further education schools and institutes of science and technology to learn modern knowledge, and an examination is held once a month, and the results of the examinations are recorded as one of the bases for rewarding meritorious deeds in the future. Do you remember them all?"

"Remember the teachings of the Daojun!"

"Okay, you just study hard and make progress every day. Next time I come back and bring you candy to eat. ”

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Yes................................................................................................

It's okay, I'm just shouting casually to let everyone know that I'm coming down again.

This time I was parachuted under Tianmen Mountain, and I took advantage of the moonlight to walk in the mountains. No, after walking through this turn, you should be able to see the eaves of the sky, why is it empty?

I chuckled in my heart, and quickly took out my mobile phone to see that Huaxia Mobile has a three-bar signal, and the channel should be right...... I turned on my phone flashlight and walked briskly forward......

Damn! What's going on...... Tianyiguan is indeed still here, but it has become a pile of ruins, and only two walls of Tianyi Hall and two tiled houses are still standing in place to bask in the moon, and the others have completely become a pile of rubble.

Liu Lao Dao...... Liu Yishou ......, "I shouted a few times and didn't see anyone, this old boy shouldn't have been buried alive." After making a phone call, Liu Laodao is still alive and well.

A few minutes later, Liu Laodao came back with a broken bicycle with a snort, and he was stupid when he saw Tianyiguan's appearance, "This ...... What's going on......"

"What's going on? I guess this is asking you, right? I looked at Liu Lao Dao coldly, "Did I snatch the property right from you, and you were dissatisfied, so you demolished the Taoist temple to give me a good look?"

Liu Laodao knelt on the ground and hugged my thigh, crying: "I am wronged! I am loyal to Daojun, and I will never dare to be the slightest dissatisfied, heaven and earth can learn from it!"

"Paralyze Lao Tzu to get up and speak!" I dragged Liu Laodao up, "Then why don't you guard the Taoist temple well, why did you go? You leave your post without permission, and this seat can't spare you!"

"I ...... I have nothing to do in the afternoon, so I play mahjong with a few old men and ladies in the village......" Liu Laodao said with his head drooped.

"Humph!" I snorted, "Have you forgotten what I said?"

"I haven't forgotten, I haven't forgotten!" Liu Laodao hurriedly explained: "Five cents and one shot, after fighting for most of the day, I only lost nine yuan five, less than ten yuan......"

"Come on, come on, you're here tonight, and tomorrow you'll find someone to rebuild the Taoist temple. I turned around impatiently and left.

"Daojun...... Where are you going?"

"I went to find a hotel on the street to sleep in. ”

"This ...... I'm afraid of ...... alone," Liu Laodao looked at me with blank eyes.

I turned around with my hands behind my back and said, "What are you afraid of? I haven't investigated you for the crime of leaving your post without permission, why don't you hurry up and atone for your crimes? Anyway, you don't have a few years to live, if you die in the line of duty here, I will get you a place in the Heavenly Court as a scattered immortal." ”

Liu Laodao "snapped" and stood upright: "Yes! Guarantee to complete the task!"

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The next day I hired a truckload full of material and drove into the ruins of Tianyiguan. Bottled water, gas stoves, rice, flour, oil and salt, various canned food, camping tents, ...... I have everything, I also came back with a Chinese flag, which is also a five-star red flag, but the five stars surround the city in a circle, which is the same as our Chinese national flag.

There have been no earthquakes recently, and although the temple is a little dilapidated, it will not collapse for no reason. If it is sabotage, then you need to be vigilant. Regardless of whether it is about the will of heaven or the law, every cent of this Taoist temple is mine now, and whoever wants to snatch it must first ask the Heavenly Master Rune in the hand of this Daojun if he agrees!

Just after repairing the bamboo fence with Liu Laodao, a group of hard hats came to the Taoist temple ruins along the path. Several of these people wore suits and glasses, not like the construction team invited by Liu Laodao.

A gold-rimmed glasses glanced at the Taoist temple a few times and asked, "Two Taoist masters, what's wrong?"

"Not much, I'm bored to renovate. I replied lightly.

"Contemptible Sun Peng. Gold-rimmed glasses handed over a business card, "I don't know what the two Taoist leaders call them?"

"It's easy to rush to the sky. I glanced at the business card, and it said the general manager of Pengcheng Real Estate Development Company.

"Yi Daochang is a cheerful person at first glance, let's open the skylight and say something. Phnom Rim walked into the ruins and looked left and right, "This piece of land is within the scope of land acquisition planned by the municipal government for Tianmen Mountain Resort, and now it happens to have collapsed again." I have a proposal, I wonder if Daoist Yi is interested?"

"You say. ”

"If Daoist Yi agrees to relocate the Taoist Temple, I can find a piece of land of the same area to replace, and be responsible for building a courtyard with two entrances and two exits as compensation, what do you think?"

This condition is quite fair, and if I ask for another compensation, it is estimated that Sun Peng will agree. But I always feel wrong, from Nanpu Qiang's forced debt to Tianyiguan's inexplicable collapse, this series of things make me very uncomfortable. The municipal government requisitioned land, can't you talk about it openly, why do you play so many famous halls?

I glanced at Liu Laodao, he stepped forward and put on the image of a master outside the world, "Although the land is small and the Taoist temple is broken, it is the foundation passed down from generation to generation by my Tianyi Sect ancestors, and the poor Dao does not dare to make his own decisions." ”

Sun Peng looked at me and Liu Laodao suspiciously, and asked, "Then who is in charge here?"

Liu Laodao pointed to me, and I pointed to the sky. Sun Peng looked up at the sky, "What do you mean?"

I replied, "It means that this matter has to be asked by heaven." ”

"Providence?" Sun Peng smiled contemptuously, "Then you can ask Providence." ”

I made a color at Liu Laodao, and Liu Laodao pinched the trick with both hands and began to chant the words: "The will to return to the fate ceremony, Mi Luo is supreme, and there is a mysterious true realm." Misty Purple Gold ......"

I took out an OOX talisman and posed for a series of poses, then raised my hand and flew out of the dao talisman, silently reciting the phrase "Draw a circle and curse you!"

"......Porphyry" A grand and melodious fart sound sounded, Sun Peng covered his ass with a flushed face, and a group of hard hats behind him covered his mouth, and he couldn't help but laugh.

"You've heard it, and Providence says, 'No!'" I said helplessly.

"Poof......" A few people finally couldn't hold back their laughter.

"Pretending to be a god and playing a ghost!" Sun Peng was annoyed and angry, and waved his hand viciously, "Lao Tzu didn't dare to say no to your providence today!

"Help, kill someone!" Before the other party could start to move, Liu Laodao's howl had already passed through the mountains and soared into the sky.

A bunch of hard hats kicked down the bamboo fence I had just repaired and rushed into the yard to smash it, the smashed bottled water flowed all over the ground, the gas stove was dismantled into parts, the rice, flour, oil and salt were splashed everywhere, and the camping tent was torn into rags...... Only the Huaxia Red Flag is alone......

A few fierce hard hats surrounded me and Liu Laodao in the middle, and I leaned my back against Liu Laodao, filled with righteous indignation: "You are illegally demolished, do you still have a royal law?"

"If you sign this document, won't we be legal?" Sun Peng handed me a document and said with a playful smile.

"You are dreaming! People are doing it, and the sky is watching! If you dare to blaspheme the will of heaven, you will be punished sooner or later!" I turned my head and shouted at Liu Laodao: "The people are in the position! The time has come to test your loyalty!"

Liu Lao said, "Ah!", he rushed out and hugged Sun Peng's thigh and flipped to the ground, grabbed the paper and stuffed it into Sun Peng's mouth, "Lao Tzu is also a god when he dies, you can go to hell for Dao Ye!"

The two hard hats dragged Liu Laodao away from behind, and pressed them on the ground to give him a fat beating, and Liu Laodao's face was swollen with three punches and two kicks. Liu Laodao scolded while being beaten, "Your special little rabbit cub dares to beat your family's Taoist master, Lao Tzu overtakes your whole family's ......"

The harder Liu Laodao scolded, the more painful the helmet became, his head was broken, and the blood stained his pale hair, Liu Laodao looked at me regardless of it, "Daojun, remember that you promised me a position of scattered immortals!"

I silently gave Liu Laodao a thumbs up, "Now you have been promoted to a true immortal." ”

"Aha!" My words were like a powerful stimulant, Liu Laodao rolled on a donkey and actually jumped out of the range of the helmet's firepower, rushed up and smashed the gold-rimmed glasses into Sun Peng's eye sockets. If I make him a golden immortal, I don't know if he can beat this group of hooligans down......

The broken glasses pierced Sun Peng's face, he wiped a handful of blood, and roared angrily: "Beat me hard!

"Hurry up, shoot it all!" A group of people carrying cameras came behind him, and a woman was still holding a microphone, "This is the demolition site of Tianmen Mountain Tianyiguan in Nanpu District, and Qu Jie, a reporter from Huhai City Channel, will ......report on the scene for you."

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