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Is Chang'e pretty?

That's pretty pretty ......

How beautiful is it?

This one...... I don't read much, I can't describe it. Let me tell you this: Bingbing is too thin compared to it, Yuanyuan is a little fat compared to it, Ziyi's eyes are not big enough compared to it, and Chi Ling is not young enough compared to it......

Belch...... You ask me how old Chang'e is...... I don't want to ask about this, but people are immortals, and their youth will last forever. In short, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen on TV in the sky and on the ground is Chang'e, and the only thing that can be compared to it is the perfect goddess who once stabbed me to death.

Fairy Chang'e was originally here to discuss music with me today, but she happened to catch up with this round table, and she happened to have a meat meeting by the way.

These ten tables of hot pot cost me more than 10,000 yuan, but it was only a stick of incense...... The food is gone, and the wine is dry...... The gods began to drink the soup...... To be precise, drink the bottom of the pot...... This Nima can't bear to look at it......

"How do you feel about this hot pot today?" I stood up and struck while the iron was hot.

"Good!"

"Absolutely!"

"It's so beautiful!"

"Unbeatable!"

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The immortals were full of praise while drinking the bottom of the pot.

I smiled and asked, "Do you want to eat and drink every day?"

"Yes!" replied the gods in unison like elementary school monks.

"But this seat alone can't satisfy everyone's appetite. ”

"Yes, it is also very difficult for Daojun to go down to earth. ”

"That's right, once Daojun is gone, it will be at least seven days, and at most a few months. ”

"So be it. I continued: "The Tianting Development and Reform Commission will set up another department: the Ministry of Agriculture. Vigorously reclaim the land to plant grains, breed pigs, horses, cattle and sheep, in short, agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry, fishery and mulberry are developing in an all-round way, which immortal volunteered to be the first minister?"

"I'll take the lead. Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor who was born as a cowherd, suffered a lot in his early years, and his family was basically starved to death, and his resentment was very deep.

"Okay! Ming Taizu personally went out, everyone can rest assured that they can wait to drink wine and eat meat!" Zhu Yuanzhang thus became the minister of the Ministry of Agriculture of the National Development and Reform Commission, and he also pulled Tang He as his deputy, and then led the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, 10,000 heavenly soldiers, and 1,000 fairies to prepare to start the Heavenly Court Reclamation Movement.

Thinking of eating, I said again: "The Huale Palace to the west of the Chaohui Hall has not collapsed yet, so I think it will be changed to the Heavenly Court Hotel." Please ask the stove king and the god of food to take a hundred heavenly soldiers and a hundred fairies, reorganize and prepare to open the stove and raise the fire. ”

"Obey the decree of the Daojun!" "The Lord of the Stove and the God of Food bowed down to receive the order.

"Then the matter of winemaking must be the wine saint Du Kang. ”

The wine saint Du Kang smiled and nodded in response.

"Xiaoxian is also willing to do a little bit. Li Bai suddenly staggered to his feet and interjected.

"I'm talking about winemaking, not drinking...... "Put Li Bai to make wine, didn't that throw the rat into the rice tank......

Du Kang smiled: "It's so good, I've heard the name of Brother Taibai for a long time, and I just want to be a wine supervisor." ”

I nodded when I heard this, this can be regarded as the quality inspector of the Heavenly Court Distillery.

The bottom of the pot was also completely drunk, and these immortals were simply a group of hungry people...... It's all on the rise at this time, and it's not appropriate to just break up like this...... I asked, "Everyone is in high spirits today, but unfortunately the food and drinks are limited, what do you propose?"

Tea saint Lu Yu said: "I'll go cook a few large pots of tea, and rinse your mouth and sober up your wine." ”

Du Fu pointed at Li Bai and said: "Taibai is drunk, and he just wrote a poem to help the immortals." ”

The wine fairy is the wine fairy, even if he is drunk, Li Bai is staggering and does not fall, hearing Du Fu let him recite poetry, he opened his mouth and said: "What does it mean to chant poetry to vassal elegance, I want to see Chang'e fairy dance......"

Li Bai is drunk and teasing Chang'e, do you really want to become Marshal Tianpeng?

Unexpectedly, all the immortals echoed and applauded, and Tai Bai Xing also smiled and said nothing...... Nima: This reform has just begun, and the mind will be emancipated first?

The immortals took matters into their own hands and made room for themselves. Chang'e didn't refuse, with the accompaniment of Qingxia Zixia, she danced a song generously, I don't understand it anyway. Chang'e's dancing is beautiful, but I don't know how to appreciate the dance when she wears too much. Anyway, just staring at her face is also a pleasure.

After Chang'e danced, the immortals were still intoxicated and intoxicated. I was the first to stand up and applaud, and there was a round of applause.

Chang'e saluted, thanked the immortals, and said with a smile: "I often hear the two fairies Qingxia and Zixia say that Daojun's words and singing voice are also a must. It's a pity that the heavy responsibility of Daojun has come and gone in a hurry, and he has never had the opportunity to see him. Since I have this opportunity today, I have to ask Daojun to personally present a song, so that I can wait for a feast. ”

The immortals applauded even more. I smiled slightly and came out of the crowd, "Since Fairy Chang'e invites you, then this seat will be ugly." But it's not much fun for me to sing alone, and I have to ask the fairy to dance for me. ”

Chang'e nodded with a smile, and Lu Dongbin also joined in the fun, "I'll dance the sword for you." ”

Canghai laughed

The tide on both sides of the strait

The ups and downs follow the waves, only remember the present day

The sky laughs

The tide of the world

God knows who loses and who wins

Jiang Shan laughed

Smoke and rain are far away

The waves sweep away the red and earthly world

Qingfeng laughs

It's lonely

There is still a night photo left of pride

Cangsheng laughed

No more loneliness

Pride is still smiling infatuately

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The quaint and desolate "Smiling Proud Jianghu" with a touch of ease, coupled with Chang'e's dancing posture and Lu Dongbin's sparkling sword light like a swimming dragon, completely shocked the audience.

"Good words!"

"Good song!"

"Good song!"

"Good dance!"

"Good sword!"

Who do you say is cheap? Oh...... You said Lu Dongbin......

The immortals applauded and exclaimed, Li Bai was even more crazy and sang loudly, Wang Xizhi wrote a lyric of "Smiling Proud Jianghu" on the spot, and was very satisfied that it was much better than the "Lanting Preface" written back then. I quickly put this treasure away and took it back to prepare to be used as an heirloom of my Yi family.

Chang'e Xianbu walked up to me and smiled, "The demeanor of the Dao Monarch is really unparalleled in the world, which is impressive." In the future, if you are free, Wangdaojun often comes to Guanghan Palace to give you advice. ”

I almost went with him on the spot......

Alas, it's a pity that I'm already famous. No matter how beautiful Chang'e is, I can't be sorry for Xiao Wan, who is about to give birth to me, how far do you say it is cheating......

I reluctantly bid farewell to Fairy Chang'e and returned to the Vermilion Bird Palace, where there was already a commotion in the hall.

Li Bai was still there "smiling...... Jiangshan laughed ......"

Zhuge Liang and Qingxia had a couple to play against each other......

Guan Gong's face was redder than jujubes, and he danced the Qinglong Yanyue Knife......

Zixia and Lu Dongbin have a dancing water sleeve and a dancing silver sword......

Wei Chi was looking for a wine bottle......

Forget it, let's get down to business tomorrow. These immortals are also bitter enough, so let's have a good time tonight. I quietly walked out of the Suzaku Palace, silently missing my parents and Xiaowan.

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