Before Tang Linkun walked into the conference room, he heard a heart-rending cry. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

"Woo-woo——!"

This cry is alive and well, and the miserable bark of a male dog who was beaten down by someone in the hallway next door.

"What is the use of crying, a ghost who has lost his footing? Letting go of anger is forbearance, and letting go of distraction is meditation. Everything has a way, like a dream bubble, like dew and electricity. If you recite Buddhist scriptures with me, you will pass this hurdle. "The oldest qualified car crack ghost in the Rope Palace is enlightening this stumbling ghost who has just come to the Rope Palace for a year.

"Woo——!" I didn't expect the ghost to cry even more sadly, "I dreamed that my fiancée married the hairy bus driver...... I'm going to be a ghost reincarnated. ”

The boring rope palace is indeed quite torturous, this guide of Caiyun Province, who brought a palace of fresh air and infinite happiness to the quasi-immortals who faded out of the birds, turned into a crispy cabbage so quickly.

On the first day of his visit to the Rope Palace last year, this stumbling ghost said a "Guo Chunhai" meat joke, which rarely made Tang Linkun smile lightly. Laughed at, Tang Linkun also wanted to step forward to comfort a few words, but he couldn't think of comforting words that exceeded the level of the car crack ghost for a while.

"Car cracker, let the ghost cry happily! In fact, who hasn't cried bitterly when they come to the rope palace?"

As if deliberately trying to seduce everyone into tears, the plane crash ghost continued: "Providencewillnotforgive! ”

The eyes of many quasi-immortals were red, and in the conference room, except for the heart-rending cries of the stumbling ghosts, no quasi-immortals spoke, and the eighty-one quasi-immortals were all immersed in an indescribable composite emotion.

This stumbling ghost is a tour guide of Caiyun Province in the human world, and he has been in the rope palace for the first three days, and has repeatedly emphasized that he is a tour guide of Caiyun Province, and the annoyed wind ghost (Nan Tianba) asked him why he always added Caiyun Province when he introduced himself, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said: "You don't know, the whole Shenzhou counts our Caiyun Province tour guide is the best, and we are civil servants." ”

"Then you just say that you are a civil servant, and it is like playing a dumb riddle, really. In the Rope Palace, everyone is called a ghost, how do you die, others will call you, do you still think it's up to you? I'm still the deputy county magistrate in the human world, do I complain about something?" Nan Tianba has long been dissatisfied with the name of sudden death with sex behind his back.

"Aren't we quasi-immortals? Why are we all called ghosts, how ugly?"

"Lost ghost, in another year and a half, you will understand how extravagant it is to be a ghost who can be reincarnated endlessly, much better than your name as a tour guide in Caiyun Province. ”

The ghost cried for more than ten minutes, and he didn't stop...... An infatuation chased after Yu Zhendong, the "faceless face" who was captured by the evil fairy.

"Guo Chunhai, why are you here?"

A quasi-immortal nicknamed Drowning Ghost No. 2 suddenly shouted.

Everyone's eyes were cast on the door of the conference room, only to see a huge butterfly that sucked chrysanthemum liquid and slept chrysanthemum bushes at night, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye after drawing an electrocardiogram-like blue curve at the door......

In normal times, at least half of the quasi-immortals in the conference room would chase out the door without hesitation, and they would not come back until the bamboo forest at dusk. But today no one moved. Even Drowned Ghost No. 2 shouted such a funny name as "Guo Chunhai" to entertain everyone, but none of the quasi-immortals laughed out loud.

"Thank you!"

On the contrary, the ghost stopped crying, raised his teary face and said sincerely: "I'm fine, I feel much better now, or I'll tell you another joke——!

But who wants to listen to the Chinese cabbage with bitter tears telling jokes for fun? Several quasi-immortals walked out of the conference room, Tang Linkun remembered the immortal rope that was drying outside, and his feet also moved towards the door.

"Mother, grandma, Mao Zhu Xiaoxian Guo Chunhai is coming to class again, everyone sit down!"

The quasi-immortals who went out first quickly ran back, and Tang Linkun grabbed a place nearby and sat down. This Mao Zhuxian is almost on the verge of perversion, and a few bundles of nerve endings are slightly stimulated, and they will deliberately prolong the class time until everyone is weak and wants to vomit.

Listen to the confused fairy said, the bamboo fairy was originally an old bamboo that grew on the side of the road, there was a coincidence of fairy fate one year, there was a big immortal riding a donkey to hit that passing by, the fairy donkey sprinkled a lot of urine at the root of the bamboo, a hundred years later, this bamboo became a fine, and took refuge in the door of the ginkgo biloba fairy of "fairy plant flow...... After graduating from the Immortal Academy three years ago, he was named a bamboo fairy and was responsible for managing the bamboo garden. There are nine halls in Maozhuyuan, and the Rope Palace is the smallest place under his jurisdiction.

After this prince took office, his greatest political achievement was to plant a large area of moso bamboo in front of and behind the house in the jurisdiction. There is a thousand-year-old osmanthus tree in the rope palace that was chopped off by his own axe, originally when the gods from all walks of life came to the rope palace, they could also entertain and drink a cup of osmanthus tea, and now they could only use the cool white to entertain the guests, so the rope palace manager confused the fairy and he had a big quarrel.

The most disgusting thing for the quasi-immortals of the Rope Palace is not only these, this public will gather all the quasi-immortals to study every three or five days, and teach some useful things such as how to grow good bamboo, etc., he just wants to tell some inspirational stories based on his experience, turning over and over, foaming at the mouth, and talking about it is three days and three nights, forcing the quasi-immortals to want to hit the wall with their heads.

Since the ghost told the joke of "Guo Chunhai", the would-be immortals who couldn't bear it put this spoof name on Mao Zhuxian's head.

Mao Zhuxian led the two waiters with their hair into the conference room, and when he saw that the quasi-immortals had all sat down neatly in their seats, he suddenly smiled.

"I have two pieces of news, one good and one bad, which one do you want to hear first?

None of the quasi-immortals paid attention to him, Mao Zhuxian pointed to the front row and asked, "Che crack ghost, you say, what about the confused immortals?"

"Back to Shangxian, he went to Guo Chunhai. The Che Crack Ghost stood up respectfully and replied, and the other quasi-immortals snickered.

"Guo Chunhai? Why don't I know him? What kind of immortal is he? This foolish immortal is too loose, you have to ask for leave first when you go out to do errands, and you have to cancel your leave when you come back from doing good things, you don't understand the rules at all, look at what he has brought you into." ”

"Do any of you remember what rules are?" Seeing that the Mao Bamboo Fairy was interested again, the quasi-immortals' scalps were numb.

"Guo Chunhai, no, Shangxian, you have told us many times that rules and rules originally refer to two tools for correcting circles and squares. The latter refers to certain standards, guidelines or habits for being a person and doing things. ”

The Che Crack Ghost made a very respectful expression at Mao Zhuxian, "Aren't you going to tell us two pieces of news, Shangxian, we want to hear the good news first." If the bad news is too bad, can you please bring it back?"

"Yes, we want to hear it first!" the would-be immortals shouted in unison.

"Oh, I have already received an official notice from the Golden Fish Palace that the Immortal Academy is about to start recruiting students again, and this phase will recruit a total of eighteen thousand male and female students. The opportunity is rare, I hope you will sign up, I have the registration form here, and I will get it here after class. ”

The conference room suddenly became lively, and the ghost stood up suddenly, "May I ask Shangxian, how many places have we allocated to the Rope Palace this time?"

"This is the bad news I want to tell you, there are a total of twenty places in the Maozhu Garden, and you are one and a half in the rope palace. ”

Before Zhu Mao Zhuxian's words fell, the quasi-immortals of the Rope Palace crackled like a hand of cold water sprinkled into a boiling oil pot.

"There are still five places in our rope palace last time, and this year, the Immortal Academy has expanded its enrollment, why is there still three and a half missing, why? Is there still fairness and justice in the fairy world?"

The plane crash ghost is the captain of the Red Eye flight of Arabian Nights Airlines in the human world, and he is well-informed about running international routes. Every cell in his body is full of anti-activity. The plane crash ghost stepped on the table with one foot and made an impassioned statement: "Brothers, we can't bear it any longer, we have to petition the greedy wolf star king, we want to be fair!" Everyone united to resist this one and a half places. ”

"Yes, Grandma, we don't want this one and a half places, let's go, and make a big fuss about the Golden Fish Palace. "The car cracker has endured in the rope palace for more than 2,000 years, and at this moment, the anger in his chest gushes out like magma, and he pushes down the desk and rushes out of the conference room first.

"Half of them can figure it out, grass and mud horses!!" The stumbling ghost was getting hurt by the nightmare of his girlfriend's marriage and had nowhere to vent his emotions, and now he found an outlet, and stepped on the stool that was about to fall apart with one foot, and broke out of the window with one stool leg.

Would-be immortals poured out of the conference room.

"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, everyone has something to say, you won't have anything good to do if you mess around like this. I'll reflect your opinions. How about I spread the quota of the Fairy Taro Palace?"

"Guo Chunhai, get out of the way!"

Mao Zhuxian didn't know which quasi-immortal stabbed him twice in the left waist and right kidney, and he was squeezed to the door with a bang. Without the two waiters desperately holding on, Mao Zhuxian had already collapsed to the ground.

In the conference room, except for Mao Zhuxian and the two waiters, Tang Linkun slowly stood up from his seat.

"You—what's your name?" Mao Zhu Xian saw that there was also a quasi-immortal who followed the rules, and was a little moved.

"I still have to take care of the fairy rope, and I'm out of company. ”

Tang Linkun walked past Mao Zhuxian with a frosty face, if it wasn't for the trouser belt that needed to be taken care of, he would definitely follow closely behind the plane crash ghost to the Golden Crane Palace to petition. The immortals are too much this time, and the quasi-immortals have to be deprived again and again with such a little power, deducting three and a half places at once, to paraphrase what Nan Tianba said: This is simply cutting meat on the legs of the heron and collecting blood from the grass shrimp.

Mao Zhuxian didn't have time to pay attention to Tang Linkun's rudeness, he had to block the petitioning quasi-immortals, otherwise it would be a big trouble. I saw him raise a bamboo leaf-shaped cloud, and disappeared with the two attendants......