In the secluded northwest corner of Kunlun Mountain, which is 888,000 miles away from the center of the fairy world, there are ninety-nine bungalows that sit in the north and face south, and the beautiful name is called: Rope Palace. The pen "fun" pavilion www.biquge.info a large bamboo forest around the bungalow, one by one is as thick as a cannon, and there are really more than a dozen chrysanthemums blooming in all seasons behind the half thatched house of only a squatting position.

According to Tang Linkun's understanding, why the Rope Palace is not a hundred rooms but ninety-nine and a half rooms, this is definitely a specific manifestation of the fairy world's tricks and pretending to be more culture. This is as boring as Yang Wanyan (Queen Mother), whose full name is "Shangsheng White Jade Turtle Taijiu Ling Taizhen Wuji Our Lady Yaochi Great Sage Xiwang Golden Mother Supreme Qing Ling Yuan Jun Ruling the Immortals Datianzun".

Tang Linkun has lived here without a mobile phone, no computer, no TV, no fairy, no privacy, every meal of fairy (hairy) taro dipped in salt, half a moon cold shower, hemorrhoids rely on handstand rope palace has been three full years in the blink of an eye.

In the past three years, there are two things worth talking about:

The first thing, on the tenth day after Nan Tianba came to the Rope Palace, he was really sick, his heartbeat was fast and slow, his eyes squeezed into his temples several times and rolled his eyes, and he was so panicked that the fairy hurriedly went to the room to get the "Yun Jar" containing the immortal honey, reached in and sucked some immortal honey, and patted it into Nan Tianba's dantian. Tang Linkun and the Confused Immortal stayed by his bedside for ten days and ten nights, and Nan Tianba woke up with a blue face. The first thing he said when he woke up was: "I must go to the Ascension Cave Distribution Office to change my age, I can't have such a serious illness every year, isn't this a serious delay in my cultivation of immortals?"

Nan Tianba had been sick for three months, and on the day of the spring flowers, he really put it into action. Left a note and led Chiji on the road. After half a year, one morning in the early snow, an eighteen-year-old Nan Tianba came back on a Pegasus, this kind of alteration of the archives of the fairy world was done by Nan Tianba, and even the master was confused and the immortals felt incredible-read Gu Yue Tianlong's book "Those Things About Nan Tianba and Pan Bailing"

The second thing is that the confused fairy still remembers the matter of Zhendong in his heart, and he always goes to the lost place in Zhendong every year to find it out. Of course, I also casually went to Senior Brother Daohuaxiana Farm to have a light meal and bring some souvenirs back.

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After staying in the rope palace where an occasional hermaphrodite bright butterfly flies over for a long time, even Tang Linkun, an advanced quasi-immortal in the rope palace, began to miss his life in the human world infinitely.

Although Tang Linkun has not lived many happy days in the human world, in the rope palace that relies on memories to live well, the past of the human world all reveals the slightest beauty, even the obscene uncle who always stares at the beautiful woman with an umbrella on the bus...... At that time, Xiao Tang couldn't help but clamp his legs when he saw him, and the hairs on his body stood on end, which was very bad. Thinking of him occasionally, Tang Linkun feels that the uncle is actually quite sympathetic.

There are ninety-nine eighty-one quasi-immortals living in ninety-nine-eighty-one bungalows, and most of the quasi-immortals are more direct than Tang Linkun, as long as they have the opportunity to go out, they will ask around which immortal uncle and aunt have regret pills. Everyone would rather go to the underworld to be reincarnated as a ghost than continue to stay in this super bad fairy bungalow.

When Tang Linkun first came to the Rope Palace, he heard that in order to find regret medicine, there was a famous joke that had been circulated in the fairy world for many years, and after begging many times, the shooting ghost (nickname) who lived next door never opened his mouth and laughed:

A quasi-immortal went out to run errands and met a sloppy fairy, and asked if there was any regret medicine? The sloppy fairy didn't say a word, picked off a piece of nail-sized boogers and handed it to him. The quasi-immortal was embarrassed, 'Shangxian, this pill is also a little bigger, can I just take a little bit?' The sloppy immortal said no, the quasi-immortal frowned and ate it, but he vomited and diarrhea for three days...... Cliff jumper, do you think it's funny?"

"Shoot the ghost, is this a famous joke in the fairy world?"

Tang Linkun was really speechless after listening to the joke, disgusting as a joke, this immortal culture is also a little shallow, and the laughter of quasi-immortals is also a little lower.

It's just a pity, nearly a hundred quasi-immortals in the Rope Palace have been looking for three years! Not even a single fairy who is willing to provide boogers.

After coming to the Rope Palace, Tang Linkun knew that the master could get less than two times the amount of immortal honey from the Rope Palace every year ("multiplied" by the immortal honey unit, one warehouse = 100,000 dong; 1 shield = 100,000 times; 1 times = 100,000 spoons; 1 spoon = 100,000 mouths), plus the privilege of monopolizing three bungalows, there is no other special treatment, and you also need to queue up for the thatched house.

"It's a meeting!

Before everyone got up, the confused fairy began to knock on the door again and shout.

Tang Linkun, who didn't even bother to take off his clothes last night, rushed out of the room and rushed towards the thatched house as fast as he could, but he was still a step late, and there were already at least a dozen quasi-immortals queuing up at the door of the thatched house, pulling slippers and carrying pants.

"It's meeting again, it's sunny outside, and Kiba is holding a meeting ......"

Nan Tianba has lived in the Rope Palace for three years, and his speech is becoming more and more rude. The reason is that he wrote no less than ten copies of the plan "On How to Revitalize the Economy of the Rope Palace and Increase the Production of Immortal Honey", which were sent to the hands of the foolish immortals, and all of them were returned without exception.

The first nine times when the Foolish Immortal returned the plan, Nan Tianba would shout like the famous animated wolf: "Master, as long as you don't approve it, I will keep writing until you agree." ”

The tenth time Nan Tianba shouted out a sentence that made the Rope Palace Quasi-Immortals laugh for a while: "I want all the Rope Palace Quasi-Immortals to be able to lie down and suck honey, I must do it." "Since then, Nan Tianba has broken some jars.

"I heard that the Immortal Academy is coming to us to recruit students these days, and today's meeting may be for this matter, so this can not be delayed. More than a dozen quasi-immortals ran deep into the bamboo forest with their belts on their belts.

At the door of the thatched house, only Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba remained.

"Senior Brother Tang, everyone is rushing to fight for this once-in-a-nine opportunity, don't you want to?" Nan Tianba asked.

"Is it useful to think about it, senior brother!" Tang Linkun replied.

"Senior brother, what do you think of what I told you last night? If you agree, I will start writing a plan immediately. "Nantian is domineering.

"Senior brother, it's useless for me to agree to this, isn't it? It's not that I'm damaging your enthusiasm, and those peaceful plan masters in front of me don't agree, he will agree to you sell the five-hundred-year management rights of the Rope Palace to Shibo Qin Shi Huang?"

"You don't have to use the word sell, how about cooperative development?" Nan Tianba didn't seem to be dead.

"Senior brother, you can try to let the senior uncle talk to the master...... I can't stand it anymore, so my brother will admit it. Tang Linkun saw the small door of the thatched house and rushed over.

"Senior Brother Tang, this is the only way you can try, it seems that I have to go to Daohuaxiang Farm. ”

Rope Palace Conference Room –

"Today, we're going to start digging through the ropes in the storeroom. ”

"Alas——!"

As soon as the confused fairy opened his mouth to say the first sentence, there were already sighs in the conference room that had been renovated after the three bungalows were opened.

The foolish fairy thought that he had said something wrong, and paused for a while before continuing: "What are you doing such a serious job for nine days a year?"

"Old paste, it's been so many years, don't say anything about precautions, everyone understands how to serve this trouser belt. ”

"Haha——! haha......" laughed unbridledly.

"Belt, you drowned ghost is so serious, aren't you doing yourself?" the confused fairy scolded in his mouth, and the smile on his face was like a chrysanthemum blooming by the thatched house.

"Oh, I said it wrong, it should be the belt of the queen mother Yang Wanyan's trousers, ha, ha——!" The drowned ghost himself laughed and fell on the table, and the conference room suddenly became a frolic.

The confused fairy shook his head helplessly, "Ghosts can't be taught, and rotten wood can't be carved." ”

"Laugh enough, have you laughed enough, listen to me say a few words, the nine days that the immortal rope has been exposed, you can't leave people for a moment, everyone has to stare at me with wide eyes, something happened, I was confused, the fairy honey was pumped, the five thunders hit the top of the matter, and your soul was shattered, but it was not immortal, not human, not ghost. Tang Linkun, you are steady, wait for you to arrange it, a group of nine, each group is on duty for one day. ”

Tang Linkun was the only one who didn't laugh, and after three years, he was already depressed and couldn't laugh very well.

"Got it. Master!" Tang Linkun agreed sullenly.

"Old paste, let's dry our trouser belt, but your old man is hiding in the room to enjoy the cool?" The drowned ghost lives next door to the Foolish Immortal, and he arrived in the Rope Palace three hundred and eight years earlier than the Foolish Immortal, and he has always been neither big nor small.

"This year, ten quasi-immortals have been divided, aren't you going to pick them up to the Rope Palace?"

"Old paste, don't bring some men back, find a way to bring a few girls back, you want to be pretty, you know?"

"How can this be up to me, they have all entered the fairy world, and they are still so heavy in color, I don't think you have enough to live in this bungalow. The confused fairy took out the heavy warehouse pipe in his arms and threw it to Tang Linkun, and left in a hurry.

Everyone scattered and ran towards the kitchen of the three bungalows, although the taro was unpalatable, it was somewhat immortal honey.

Tang Linkun came to the main hall of the Rope Palace alone-

The main hall of the Nine Ridges Rest Peak is located in the middle of this slippery bungalow, with a total of nine rooms, which is a large section higher than the other bungalows on the top of the Seven Ridges Hanging Mountain. I don't know if it's because of the lack of funds in the fairy world or some other reason, the vermilion door is mottled like a coffin board that has been buried in the ground for many years.

Tang Linkun omitted many procedures to express his incomparable reverence for the immortal rope, such as washing his hands, offering incense, and bowing, and opened the cow lock, turtle lock, crab lock, frog lock, and pipa lock...... A total of nine locks were used to remove the immortal rope that the drowned ghost jokingly called the queen mother's trouser belt from a large "creaking" camphor wooden box.

Tang Linkun returned to the door of his room, put the immortal rope on the gantry tied to the bamboo, and in order to prevent being blown away by the wind, he also deliberately pulled a slipknot.

There was a sound of eating in the kitchen, and Tang Linkun knew that there should be no taro in the steamer, so he simply went back to his room and prepared to cover his head and go back to sleep.

- The window is open

- The door is blocked with a broom

- Go to bed and lie down

- Blindfolded.

This set of fixed routines for sleeping during the day is the basic life experience that Tang Linkun has accumulated after living in the corner of the fairy world for three years.

Because if you close the window in the middle of the day, when the boring quasi-immortals return to the room after breakfast, without exception, they will stick their fingers full of saliva and give you a yang finger according to the window paper, in that case, it will be in vain to paste the window paper for half a day, this is not a prank of the quasi-immortals, just want to see what you are doing in the room? And if the door is wide open, unless you don't want to sleep in the first place, there will be as many quasi-immortals as flies in the summer of the human world.

"Cliff jumping ghost, isn't the belt of your trousers dry?" Tang Linkun arrived in the Rope Palace for less than a month, and a quasi-immortal immediately gave him the nickname "cliff jumping ghost".

"Isn't it sunburning? ”

"Where?"

Tang Linkun was startled, jumped up from the bed, and stuck his head out of the window to see that the green and faint immortal rope was hanging on the bamboo pole without moving, like a jade tree beetle.

The panicked car cracker laughed and ran away......

Tang Linkun didn't want to sleep anymore because he was so nervous just now, he looked up at the dark beams...... For three years, when Tang Linkun was chatting with others, he always found a quiet place in the bamboo forest to spit out the old and accept the new. Since Bian Que and the master both said that they had a different appearance, they would not even be able to enter the Immortal Courtyard at that time, and it would be too unreasonable.

The day before yesterday, Tang Linkun had just sat on the ground in the bamboo garden, and a sentence came from outside the bamboo forest: "Only a fool would believe that he can enter the Immortal Courtyard, do you know what I call it in the Rope Palace?—— the car crack ghost, the sky is pitiful!

Tang Linkun knew that the brutal car splitting punishment was mostly used in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and later changed to five horses or five oxen to split the corpses, so Mao estimated, this car splitting ghost has been in the Rope Palace for more than 2,000 years, and he has not yet entered the Immortal Academy, and his cultivation is far inferior to him, how can it be his turn?

"I'd better dream it——!"

Tang Linkun was about to use this rope palace survival stunt to pass the time, when the quilt was suddenly lifted. Nan Tianba picked up Tang Linkun and left, "What kind of sleep do you sleep in the daytime? ”