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All the immortals gathered in front of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, looking at the sky in horror. "Bang!" There was another loud bang! The Five Elements and Five Directions Mixed Element Infinite Realm shook violently like a soap bubble in the wind, as if it could burst at any time. The loud noise seemed to hit me directly on my heart, and my whole body shook for a while.

"The extraterritorial heavenly demons are coming again, and the immortals are quickly entering the palace to discuss matters. Tai Bai Xing solemnly ordered.

All the immortals entered the hall and took their places, and their faces were very heavy. If the Heavenly Demon comes in now, Heavenly Court will have no room to resist at all, so everyone should simply wash their necks and wait for the knife.

Tai Bai Xing said: "The attacks of the Heavenly Demons are becoming more and more frequent, and the Mixed Yuan Infinite Realm is afraid that it won't last long, what do you think?"

"We are shallow in our Taoism, and we can only hope that the Heavenly Dao Monarch will make contributions as soon as possible. "These immortals immediately threw the pot at me.

I stood up and said righteously: "I can't wait to go down to earth immediately, but you all know the situation, I ran down to earth so frankly, it didn't work, and I wasted my life in vain." ”

Tai Bai Xing frowned and asked, "That Heavenly Master's talisman is indeed useless?"

Zhang Daoling came out and said: "The Heavenly Master Rune is not useless, it's just that all the Golden Immortal Gods in the Heavenly Court have died, so the power of the Dao Rune is not one in ten, so what can I do?"

Zhuge Liang had a flexible brain, and immediately suggested: "Although our mana is meager, if we gather a crowd to do it, it may not be useless." ”

"This method is feasible!" Tai Bai Xing immediately decided, this is about to jump off the wall in a hurry, "Zhang Tianshi immediately taught the Heavenly Dao Monarch Heavenly Master Talisman. We and the other immortals are divided into three shifts to take turns on duty, and all the mana is used by the Dao Monarch. After speaking, Tai Bai Xing began to arrange the configuration of the three classes of immortals.

Zhang Daoling immediately took out the yellow paper and pen and began to teach me to draw talismans: "Taoist talismans are composed of talismans, talismans, gall, feet and other parts......

This real ghost painting peach charm made my head big for a while, "Stop!"

"Is there anything Daojun doesn't understand?" Zhang Daoling asked patiently.

I said confidently, "First, this talisman is too difficult to draw, and second, I don't know how to use a brush." ”

"This ......"

"Let me ask you, you said that this talisman is also a talisman to communicate with the immortals, right?"

"Yes. ”

"Then we're all so acquainted, can't I just draw something casually? Just agree on a few codes, I'll use a talisman in the mortal world, and you can just do it when you get the letter?"

Zhang Daoling pulled his beard, "This ...... Maybe...... Can it be done......"

"Look at this. I grabbed a few strokes of the main pen, "This means that the sky is thundering, this means that it is burned to ashes, and this represents ......"

"No!" Tai Bai Xing rushed over, "It is a taboo for immortals to kill mortals!

"What?" I glared at Tai Bai Xing, "Immortals are not allowed to hurt mortals, so why can mortals hurt me?

"This ...... It stands to reason that after being crowned as a Dao Monarch, mortals should not be able to hurt Dao Jun's immortal golden body......" Tai Bai Xing said in wonder: "Dao Jun's mortal fetus has never ascended to the Heavenly Realm, this matter is quite strange. ”

"Damn!" I fainted.

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I woke up slowly, looked up at the sky, and burst into tears...... Do you know how bitter my heart is? You go and turn over what happened in the first few chapters, do you understand? Before I was named the Heavenly Dao Monarch, I went down to the mortal world and was delayed for a day, and as a result, time and space were confused, and the mortal fetus did not fly in time, and the original world was burned to ashes...... There is no immortal golden body, and it is stolen again, and one kidney is stolen...... This Nima really won't die if he doesn't die, what kind of sin have I done......

A bunch of immortals surrounded me, and Tai Bai Xing comforted: "Daojun doesn't have to be angry, as long as the ashes of the mortal fetus are still there, he can still reshape the golden body in the future, and there is no big problem." ”

"Really? don't lie to me......" I wiped my tears and sat up, knowing that I had brought the ashes with me, alas......

Tai Bai Xing saw that my mood had stabilized, and then said: "The Great War of the Ancient Gods broke the heavens, but fortunately, Nuwa Niangniang quarried stones to make up for the genius and did not destroy the heavens and the earth. Later, the Shang and Zhou wars were also a disaster and a great sin in the world. From then on, the heavenly court was set down: the heavenly court would no longer interfere in mortal affairs, nor should it harm mortals. ”

So that's it...... In the later history, there really was no such thing as immortals helping mortals to fight or change dynasties, and the emperors of the Qing Dynasty forced Heavenly Court to that state, and Heavenly Court did not kill them, which finally led to today's disaster.

"Then I don't hurt mortals, what should mortals do if they come to mess with me? I learned this Heavenly Master Talisman and have an egg?"

Zhang Daoling said with a smile: "Although you can't hurt mortals, it's okay for Dao Jun to use Dao talismans to punish you slightly." Just like the dragon descending Arhat who descended to the earth and turned into a Jigong monk, it should be a joke, but it will not violate the rules of heaven. ”

I nodded and said, "That's okay, you can make me like Jigong, let's go!"

Zhang Daoling grabbed me and sneered: "Monk Jigong's ability was nothing originally, but now my mana has been greatly reduced, and I have to be greatly discounted when I pass through the gap between the immortals and reach the opposite world, so I ......"

"What the hell are you trying to make a fuss?" I was impatient, "just say, what the hell can I do with the talisman?"

Zhang Daoling tugged at his beard and thought for a long time, "According to my speculation...... It should make mortals sneeze with cold and cold, or have abdominal pain and diarrhea......"

Me: "......"

These immortals are so powerful, what else do you think I can say? No matter how much I cry and scream and force each other to death, I can't squeeze out more oil and water. But I still have to do this errand, don't I? For the sake of my parents Xiaowan and my unborn Yi Ping'an and Yi Xiaoxian, I admit it...... Wait, I still have to experiment, I'm really scared of these immortals.

"You remember! The OOXX symbol means sneezing. Second Brother Guan, you take a knife to cut Zhang Tianshi, I tried this talisman to no avail. ”

Guan Gong took the eighty-two catties of the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, and frightened Zhang Daoling so much that he pointed to the big pillar of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and shouted: "You don't need to cut me, just cut this pillar......"

Guan Gong nodded, waved his knife and danced a cold light towards the big red pillar of the three people......

I raised the OOXX talisman in my hand and shouted, "Draw a circle and curse you!"

"Ahh......h

It's not easy to finally have a magical power...... "Okay, okay, that's it." I drew a few more symbols, "Remember, this is OOXX, this is XXOO, this is XOXO, this is OXOX, ......."

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