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"GUANG!" Another gong sounded, and I tore my throat and shouted: "The gold armor team will take a free kick directly, and the silver armor team will quickly build a human wall!"

The Silver Armor team has built a human wall under my command. I ran to the free throws of the Golden League team and whispered, "I guess you don't know how to play banana balls, so you can hoist the high ball into the penalty area and let them fight for the top." ”

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After my constant guidance, after half-time, the players of both teams basically understood how to play football, and the game became more and more presentable. The heavenly soldiers and generals who watched around were also becoming more and more interested, and they continued to evaluate their heads:

"This football that Daojun does is much more interesting than Keju!"

"Yes, look at them, you fight for me, grab people and turn over on their backs, how fierce they fight, it really makes people's blood boil!"

"That's not it, I don't want to think about who Daojun is? His old man knows everything and knows everything, and there are still few rare things that he brought back to our heavenly court? A few **** days ago, I was lucky enough to go to a movie, so it was called an interesting one! There are men and women kissing ...... in it."

"Shhhhhh ”

"Uh...... Don't say it, don't talk about it, watch the ball, watch the ball, watch the ball......"

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A striker of the Silver Armor team jumped to the top, flew too hard, and the goalkeeper of the Golden Armor team came to a Mars collision with the earth, and both of them fell to the ground in a daze.

"GUANG! substitution!" I stopped the game and shouted to the sidelines, "The Golden Armor will send another goalkeeper up, and the Silver Armor will bring me a suit of armor." "After running on the court for a while, my passion surged, and I couldn't help but put on a show to show off my own demeanor as the main force of the school team......

In this way, I was not only the referee and head coach of both teams, but also a striker for the Silver League......

"Hurry up, pass the ball to me!" I shouted as I rushed towards the Golden Armor's penalty area.

As soon as the silver armor player heard that it was me, how dare he slack off, and immediately obediently sent the ball to my feet.

As soon as I got the ball, a gold-armored defender lunged at me!

"Hugh is going to hurt Daojun!" Yue Fei shouted from afar on the point platform.

The gold-armored guard got General Yue Fei's order, and immediately shrank back and didn't dare to shovel me. I took the opportunity to get a ball, brushed past him, and shot angrily!

"The ball is in!"

"Dao Monarch is mighty!"

"Long live Daojun!"

Thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals in the audience cheered and shouted together like a mountain and a tsunami.

It feels so cool! The feeling of being a football star is no worse than that of an actor.

After that, I taught the Silver League a variety of offensive tactics such as one-two, wall-to-wall coordination, behind-the-back through balls, and under-bottom crosses.

Under my wise leadership and the passive defense of the Golden Armor team that did not dare to offend me, the Silver Armor team quickly scored two more goals and led the Golden Armor team with a score of 3:0.

"Daojun, you can't be biased, and you have to help our team score a few goals to be fair. "The Golden Armor team quit and strongly demanded that I "transfer" to them.

"Okay, okay, wait for this seat to change clothes and fight for another three hundred rounds!" I was in high spirits, and immediately agreed to the request of the Golden Armor team, and put on the Golden Armor to join their team.

In the rematch, the Silver Armor team learned the lesson of the Golden Armor team, and launched a fierce robbery against me with the fearless courage of "willing to cut his body and dare to pull Daojun off the horse".

I just tricked a silver-armored defender with a feint, and a flying tackle hit me behind me!

"Ahh

"Daojun's leg is broken!"

me, my eyes went black and I fainted......

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When you wake up, the first thing you see when you open your eyes is the beautiful face of Fairy Chang'e.

"Daojun is awake!" Chang'e frowned lightly and asked with concern, "Does it still hurt?"

I shook my head, feeling a chill in my right leg, and I didn't feel the slightest pain.

Hua Tuo bowed down and said, "I have already applied medicine to Daojun, and the pain should be stopped for the time being." It's just a hundred days of broken muscles and bones, and I ask Daojun to recuperate with peace of mind. ”

I quickly grabbed a handful of Taishang Laojun's medicine residue from the gourd, "Hurry up and put it on me, this thing has a good curative effect." ”

Hua Tuo responded by applying medicine to me, and Yue Fei over there was murderously disposing of the silver-armored guard who had broken my calf, "Violating my military order, I don't know the severity, offending Daojun, what crime should I be guilty of?"

"Those who disobey military orders will be punished immediately!" replied the military judge next to him.

Yue Fei waved his hand violently, "Come on, roll out the Nantianmen ...... for me."

"Slow down!" I hurriedly stopped, "Football games, injuries are a normal thing, and he can't blame him for this." ”

"How can it be no wonder that he is not broken? Daojun has not yet cultivated a golden body, how can he withstand his full strength? Daojun wants to have three long and two short, won't Yue Mou become a sinner through the ages?" Yue Fei must be engaged in military law if he does not follow it.

"Even if there is a mistake, it is also an unintentional mistake, presumably he didn't mean to put me to death, and asked Marshal Yue to open up. I then pleaded. Just kidding, if you play a game with me, you will lose your life, who will play with me in the future?

Since Daojun has repeatedly pleaded, Yue Mou did not dare to disagree. Yue Fei finally relented, "The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped!" Come on, drag me out and punish 30,000 military sticks!"

"...... "I'll drop a good one, 30,000 military sticks...... Don't you want to beat people into meatloaf?

Seeing that I was still asking for mercy, Yue Fei stretched out his hand to stop me, "Daojun rest assured, the heavenly soldiers and generals are not so delicate, and 30,000 military sticks can't kill him." ”

Belch...... Playing boards on TV, at most thirty or fifty, and a hundred military sticks will definitely kill people. Yue Fei said this, it can be seen that this heavenly soldier is really resistant to beating......

"Why don't you thank Daojun for not killing?" Yue Feihu shouted angrily.

"Thank you Daojun for not killing, thank you Daojun's subordinates for showing mercy......" The silver-armored guard thanked the two generals who were taken out by the two tigers.

I see that other people's faces are ordinary, these 30,000 military sticks may not be a particularly harsh punishment for heavenly soldiers and generals......

Yue Fei made a sedan chair, personally opened the way, and sent me back to the Vermilion Bird Palace. The immortals gathered around my bed to serve tea and water, and they were courteous, which made me feel a burst of warmth in my heart. After getting along for a long time, although these immortals are a little poor, they are actually quite cute.

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It's really inconvenient to break your leg, and you have to waste a lot of effort to go to the toilet...... Zhuge Liang was still clever and asked Lu Ban to build a wheelchair and send it over. said that it was a wheelchair, but it was actually more like Zhuge Liang's signature trolley. The privilege of the cart was taken away by Fairy Chang'e, and no one could rob her.

In the sunset, a stunning beauty pushes a four-wheeled car, and there is a lame handsome guy sitting in the car......

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PS1: I wrote from noon to early morning, and finally finished five chapters, so I won't say anything if I'm tired...... I hope you will support it a lot, recommend tickets, monthly tickets, evaluation tickets, meal tickets, and all the gods and horses will be smashed over, and they will be hard to answer with their faces......

PS2: Tomorrow will resume the usual update time, 12 noon and 8 pm, don't blame the slow update...... I also want to be more than 10,000 a day, but I don't have the conditions to write full-time yet, and I still have to go step by step, I hope you understand and support. (To be continued.) )