Chapter 138 The ball is not kicked like this [four watches on the shelf]
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I was locked in the room again and learned the formation from Zhuge Liang for three days, but I didn't even touch the threshold of the second Eight Formations of Gods and Ghosts. The formation formed by the sixty-four single formation variations is definitely more than eight times more difficult than the first formation, which is simply not a human to learn......
"Don't learn!" I threw the flag in an impetuous mood, "Zhuge Liang, you go and call the God of Wealth, let's play mahjong for a while." ”
"Don't play. Zhuge Liang shook his head and said: "I've long been tired of playing mahjong, and there is nothing to say if I lose or win." ”
Playing mahjong without gambling a little money, it is really boring.
It's a very fulfilling feeling to be busy in the world, but I'm a little unaccustomed to it. There are still 18 days left before the end of the release of "Blind City", and for Heavenly Court is more than four months, what should I do?
Tianting No. 1 Middle School is in hot recruitment, Tianting University and vocational colleges are stepping up teacher training, Guan Hanqing and those movie lovers are still exploring the use of various instruments and equipment, and they are all busy......
It seems that the only ones who are free are the generals, go and see what they are doing.
"Hmph, hey, kill!" On the platform next to the Nantian Gate, Yue Fei, who was dressed all over, was directing the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to practice. Thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals shouted in unison, and the sound of killing shook the sky, and the scene was spectacular.
"Stop!" Yue Fei came up and hugged his fists and said: "Yue Mou led the three thousand soldiers of the Longfei battalion to practice, please Daojun for guidance." ”
"Pointing is exempt, leading troops to fight is a layman, just idle to see the excitement. "Just kidding, the Yue family army is famous all over the world and is definitely one of the strongest armies in human history. In terms of leading troops, who can surpass Yue Fei? Wei Qing, Guan Yu, and Qi Jiguang are at most about the same as him.
"Coming and going is just a few tricks, and Daojun must be a little boring to watch. "Yue Fei is actually very good at judging the situation and observing words and feelings, and he is shrewd.
People evaluate Yue Fei's unjust death as a kind of foolish loyalty, but I don't see it that way. Yue Fei didn't understand, it's just that the eldest husband did something and didn't do something, and he knew that he couldn't do it. For the sake of the overall situation, at the critical juncture of right and wrong, I know that it is a pit, and sometimes I have to jump into it, and I know that it is a pot, and sometimes I have to carry it.
"What, what's new?" I asked, smiling.
"It's nothing new, it's just a keju. If Daojun is interested, Yue can let the sons and daughters come to a ball-building game for Daojun to watch. ”
"Come on, then. "Of course I know it's the original form of football. The Song Dynasty was a big and powerful country in Keju, and Keju can be said to be the national ball of the Song Dynasty. The Song people's Keju skills and level are the first in the world. Song Taizu, Zhao Kuangyin, Zhao Pu, and Gao Yu can all be regarded as football stars.
Yue Fei quickly arranged for a team of gold-armored heavenly soldiers and a team of silver-armored heavenly soldiers to play. Then a large goal is erected in the middle, about three zhang high and about one zhang wide, and the net is tied with colored ribbons, leaving only a mesh that is a foot square. Yue Fei told it was called "Merry Eye".
At the beginning of the game, the Golden Armor Heavenly Soldiers kicked off first.
Yue Fei explained to me on the side: "The ball is driven out by the 'ball head', passed to the 'seeball', and then passed between the 'positive coercion', the 'head coercion', the 'left pole net', the 'right pole net', and the 'scattered' according to the rules. In the process of passing, the hand is not allowed to touch the ball, the ball is not allowed to land, and finally it is passed back to the "ball head", and the "ball head" shoots the ball through the "merry eye". If the ball touches the net and bounces back, as long as it does not hit the ground, the players of their team can catch the ball and continue to pass and shoot. The ball is a hit if it goes past the "Merry Eye". Then the opponent receives the ball, also completes the pass according to the prescribed passing route, and then passes to the "ball head" to shoot. In the end, whichever side gets the agreed three or a few chips first wins. ”
After watching one "shot", I understood. The game was very simple, although the players were very clever in their footwork, but there was no confrontation at all, and for me, as the chairman of Nampo Tianyi Football Club, this game was child's play......
I stood up and shouted to stop, then shook my head and said, "Ball, that's not how it kicks." ”
"Isn't that so?" Yue Fei asked in amazement, "Please also ask Daojun to correct me." ”
"Qi Delong!"
"The last general!"
"Pen and ink waiting!"
"Order!"
I muttered, "This is the goal, 2.44 meters high and 7.32 meters wide, and the inside is covered with a wire mesh." Go and tell Lu Ban to hurry up and make two out. ”
Qi Delong took the order and left.
I followed up with a few more strokes, "This is the stadium, 68 meters wide and 108 meters long. This is the penalty area, this is the goal area, this is the penalty arc, this is the penalty spot......"
Yue Fei sent a team of personal soldiers off the field to open up the court, and then summoned the players of the gold and silver teams to listen to me explain the rules:
"Both teams send 11 players each, one of whom guards the goal and can use his hands. Then there are 3 to 5 defenders to defend, 3 to 5 midfielders to follow the line, and 1 to 3 strikers to attack and shoot......"
"You can make a reasonable collision and tackle, but hitting someone and pulling someone and tackling someone is considered a foul, and a red or yellow card will be given depending on the severity of the foul, and a penalty will be given for a free kick or penalty......"
I gushed about the latest FIFA rules and asked, "You understand everything, if you don't understand, you can ask questions." ”
"Almost all understood, it's this offside ......"
"Offside is when the attacking team passes the ball, and the receiver is closer to the goal than the last defender other than the goalkeeper, and at the same time closer to the goal than the ball, and tries to take advantage of this position to profit or score, which is considered offside. It is also important to note that corners and throw-ins are not offside. I explained again in detail, "It's useless to just talk, let's talk while kicking, and I'll be the referee." ”
The two teams of Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals were very impressed by my new Keju gameplay, and immediately rushed off the field to prepare after getting the order of General Yue Fei.
"No whistles, red and yellow cards...... "I looked around for a replacement.
"Daojun see if this can be used for life?" Yue Fei handed me the golden gong and red and yellow flag he used for the order, and then I put two small flags on my waist and rushed in with a golden gong in my hand. It's a ...... look The living "The King sent me to patrol the mountains"......
"GUANG!"
"Grab the ball! What are you doing here? him!" I was the referee, and I also served as the head coach and on-site coach of both teams.
"GUANG!
"This ...... Daojun, didn't you tell me to get him......" The foul player looked aggrieved.
"I told you to get his ball, you kicked people away with a whirlwind leg, are you kidding me?" I said angrily: "This is a football game, not a martial arts performance, any personal attack is a foul! This time you will only be given a yellow card, and in the future official game, this kind of rude foul will be directly expelled from the game by a red card!"
"Oh......"
...... (To be continued.) )