Chapter 6 Rushing to the Heavens

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"Heavenly Dao Monarch, only under the Immortal Emperor?" the immortals were in an uproar. But seeing Tai Bai Xing's resolute attitude, no one raised objections.

"Congratulations to Daojun!"

Sounds like a Monkey King! This makes me a little flattered. I felt the immortal mana in my body carefully...... I can't feel anything...... I whispered in Tai Bai Xing's ear, "Am I an immortal?

Tai Bai Xing smiled dumbly: "Although you are already in the immortal class, the Divine Passage Walk will not come out of thin air. Monkey King is extremely talented, and it took twenty years before and after him to learn a supernatural power. If you change someone else, without a hundred years of penance, I am afraid it will be difficult to achieve a small success. ”

A hundred years of penance can be a small success...... As soon as I heard this, I broke off my thoughts, and asked again: "I'm not a small Heavenly Dao Monarch, right, how much is my monthly salary?

"Gold and silver?" Tai Bai Xing looked puzzled, "We immortals have pure hearts and few desires and don't eat the fireworks of the world, what is the use of those yellow and white things?"

...... "I rub, co-authoring to be an official in the heavenly court is voluntary labor, and there is no penny of wages?"

"I'm here to introduce you to the five Heavenly Emperors. Tai Bai Xing stretched out his hand to the black-robed Heavenly Emperor who had spoken earlier, "This is the Middle Pole Heavenly Emperor Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng." ”

"Qin Shi Huang?" I forgot about the salary and looked at the black-robed Heavenly Emperor with wide eyes. Qin Shi Huang smiled and nodded, looking forward to it, and his majesty suddenly came to life.

"The Emperor of the Ages, it's really thunderous...... I hurriedly gave it up, there are more costume films, and my posture is still in place.

"This is Liu Bang, the Emperor of the West Pole Heavenly Emperor Han Gaozu. ”

"This is the Eastern Pole Heavenly Emperor Tang Taizong Li Shimin. ”

"This is Zhao Kuangyin, the Emperor of the Antarctic Heavenly Emperor Song. ”

"This is Zhu Yuanzhang, the Emperor of the Arctic Heavenly Emperor. ”

Okay...... Emperor Qin, Han Ancestor, Tang Sect, Song Zu, plus a Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, are all the most bullish emperors in history. I saluted one by one, and several emperors and ancestors also returned the salute one by one, which is quite face-saving......

Then Tai Bai Xing personally introduced me to several veteran immortals who survived the battle of Heavenly Court: the red-robed immortal who spoke before - Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, as well as the heavenly officials, earth officials, water officials, Zhou Gong, Yue Lao, Niangniang, and so on. In short, there are almost no people who can fight and carry, and those who are left are non-combatants. It's no wonder that Tai Bai Xing is self-respecting, and all of his seniority and status are gone......

Immediately afterwards, all the gods reported to their homes and greeted me one by one:

Wen Shi Zhenren Guan Yinzi, Wang Chan Lao Zu Guiguzi,

Arctic real person An period of life, pure yang real person Lu Dongbin,

Chunyou Emperor Liu Hai Toad, Chen Tuan Ancestor Fu Shaozi,

Ziyang real person Zhang Boduan, auxiliary emperor Chongyang,

Changchun real person Qiu is in the machine, and the real person Zhang Sanfeng is manifested.

Four Heavenly Masters: Zhang Daoling, Sa Shoujian, Xu Jingyang, Ge Xuan

Sages: Lao Tzu, Confucius, Mencius, Sun Tzu, Mozi, Lu Ban, Zou Yan, Xunzi, Han Feizi, Zhu Xi, Wang Yangming......

Immortal saints of all walks of life: the medical god Hua Tuo, the medical saint Zhang Zhongjing, the medicine king Sun Simiao, the medicine fairy Li Shizhen, the wine saint Du Kang, the history saint Sima Qian, the book saint Wang Xizhi, the painting saint Wu Daozi, the poet immortal Li Bai, the poetry saint Du Fu, the song saint Guan Hanqing, the tea saint Lu Yu......

These newly sealed immortals are not simple, they are all famous cattle people in the history books. Before I could wake up from the shock, the five Heavenly Emperors introduced me to a list of Wenwu Immortals under their command. A lot of acquaintances...... Ah no, it should be said that there are a lot of well-known living fossils......

Under the command of Emperor Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng, the Emperor of the Middle Pole: Gongzi Fusu, Prime Minister Li Si, General Wang Qian, Meng Tian, and Tut-tut...... And Meng Yi? Isn't this the actor played by Jackie Chan in the movie "Myth...... Yo, Shang Ying, are you there too?

Under the command of Liu Bang, the Emperor of the Western Pole Heavenly Emperor Han Dynasty: Xiao He, Zhang Liang, and Tut-tut! Wei Qing, Huo Quai, Oh, I Am Amazing! I rely on Zhuge Kongming! I finally see that I am alive...... Second Master Guan, I recognized you at a glance just now...... The general was a little embarrassed...... Zhao Zilong! Oh, I'll go, you're my idol! In "New Romance of the Three Kingdoms", I also played your little soldiers......

Under the command of Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Eastern Pole: eldest grandson Wuji, Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Li Jing, Qin Qiong, Yu Chigong...... It's also full of talents!

Under the command of Zhao Kuangyin, the Emperor of the Antarctic Emperor Song: Zhao Pu, Shi Shouxin, Gao Huaide, these are not familiar. Yang Jiye, the Yang family's father, Yue Fei, knew each other before. Wang Anshi, Sima Guang...... These two seem to be a pair of enemies, right......

Under the command of Zhu Yuanzhang, the Emperor of the Arctic Heavenly Emperor Ming: Xu Da, Tang He, Liu Bowen, and Lao Zhu are a bit ruthless in killing heroes, but this couple doesn't seem to have killed, so they can be regarded as the most trusted. Zhang Juzheng, Wang Yangming, Qi Jiguang, Zheng Chenggong...... Oh, Lao Zhu, your subordinates are still very fierce!

Interesting and interesting, this new god list is the most legendary famous and fierce general in history, and it feels much more intimate than those ancient immortals with ethereal traces.

Friends who want to come to heaven to have fun together hurry up to Shanghai Disneyland to take the Heaven Express, if you don't know it, you can also mix up with the Taoist Tianjun or something. Even if you don't pay your salary, you can find a way to make some money by yourself, and you can make a lot of money by casually dumping a few gadgets in the world and in heaven.

What! You said you went to Disney and didn't find the Paradise Express? uh...... Maybe you're not on the same plane as me......

After the dispersal, I visited several idols non-stop. Zhao Zilong doesn't talk much, and as a victorious general who gets a good death, he doesn't have too many emotions and things worth gossiping. It's more interesting to chat with Guan Gong.

As soon as I opened my mouth to call Guan Erye, Guan Gong waved his hand again and again, "Daojun tortures me, if you don't dislike it, just call Guan a certain second brother." ”

"Gotcha!" I replied and began to gossip: "Second Brother Guan, you are a hero, but unfortunately you were defeated in the end, and countless people have sighed for you for thousands of years, why didn't you agree to marry your daughter to Sun Quan and his son?"

"Hehe, do you think that if I marry my daughter, Sun Quan will not take Jingzhou?" Guan Gong smiled, "Sun Quan's thief will play these little tricks, why did he marry his sister to my brother? Why did he call him back later? If it wasn't for Zilong intercepting the river to save Adou, he would have used Adou to blackmail his brother in exchange for Jingzhou!"

I slapped my thigh, "I understand! He has never sincerely talked to you about marriage, and all he thinks about is Jingzhou." ”

"Exactly. Guan Gong smiled and said: "Since he is not sincere, why should Guan lose his daughter and Jingzhou? ”

"That's it!" I gave a thumbs up. It's a pity that in the end, Guan Gong was defeated by Lu Meng. I didn't continue to ask, and changed the subject, "By the way, Diao Chan is one of the four beauties, and she must be very beautiful." Where did she last go? It is not written in the history books, and there are different opinions among the people: some say that she was killed by Cao Cao, some say that she was accepted by Cao Cao, some say that she was killed by you, and some say that she was ...... Received ......"

Guan Gong closed his eyes, seemed to think about it, and sighed deeply: "Diao Chan is not only beautiful and fragrant, but also loyal and righteous, which is really rare for eternity...... Lu Bu died in Baimenlou, and she immediately killed herself. In order to destroy the Dong thief, she did not hesitate to dedicate herself, and she was really loyal to the Han family; and then she followed Lu Bu all the time, and finally committed suicide for the full name festival, which is really a righteous martyr woman. ”

"Ah? This is simply the Three Kingdoms version of the overlord Farewell My Concubine, it's really respectable and lamentable!" I didn't expect Diao Chan to be such a loyal and righteous martyr, but unfortunately the history books did not record it, otherwise she would have steadily occupied the first of the four beauties.

"By the way, why don't you see Uncle Liu Huang and Third Brother Zhang?" I asked again.

Guan Gong said gloomily: "Our civil and military immortals are all sealed by the five immortal emperors at the request of Tianzun, and the number of places is limited. The First Emperor alone could carry nine people, and the other four Immortal Emperors only had seven subordinates, and the eldest brother and third brother were not listed. ”

I see...... The first night after becoming a god was spent in a gossip interview.

Do you know that Lao Tzu is not Taishang Laojun? but was enlightened by Taishang Laojun and preached for him, which can be regarded as one of the Taoist ancestors in the world, but not Lao Jun himself.

Do you know? Wang Chongyang actually didn't learn the "Nine Yin True Scripture", but Zhang Sanfeng did create Taijiquan, and he practiced pure yang boy skills all his life, no wonder the fight was so fierce......

In fact, Zhuge Liang and Zhou Gongjin have a very good relationship, and the two often play the piano together and sleep together, and they are simply a pair of good friends. The burning of Chibi was the two of them fanning the wind and igniting the fire, and they wiped out Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops while talking and laughing. And Zhou Yu was really not angry with Zhuge Liang, it seems that he died of illness after quarreling with Xiao Qiao, and Zhuge Liang didn't know the details.

Do you know where the real Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang is?

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