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The real Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang no longer exists, because Qin Shi Huang was named the Emperor of the Middle Pole, and the mortal body has already become an immortal golden body and ascended to the immortal realm, so all the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang in the world are fake. However, Qin Shi Huang generously told me where the mausoleum was. Do you want to know where it is? Add QQ (158697792) When the time comes, I will take the alliance leaders to dig together!

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In the past few days, the main topic of the early dynasty's deliberations, in addition to opening up the path of heaven, is to revive the heavenly court. Although Li Si, Shang Ying, Xiao He, Zhang Liang, Zhuge Liang, Changsun Wuji, Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Wang Anshi, Sima Guang, Liu Bowen, Zhang Juzheng, Wang Yangming, etc., are all famous ministers through the ages, and they are the most luxurious think tanks in history when they get together, but unfortunately they haven't found the way to the Immortal Heavenly Dao, where can they come up with any tricks.

A suggestion was immediately refuted. In the end, it became a group of Confucians, but the protagonist was not Zhuge Liang. This group of people all has the ability to fight with Confucianism, everyone is fighting with Confucianism, everyone is also being tongued by Confucianism, the scene is extremely chaotic, and there is no meaning. No wonder these immortals hold meetings every day, and after five hundred years, there is no result.

Tai Bai Xing had high hopes for me, and arranged me to sit on the right side of Qin Shi Huang's imperial case, sitting opposite Tai Bai Xing on the left and right. But in front of this group of cows with their bellies filled with ink and their mouths to kill people, where can I intervene? From beginning to end, I smirked like a clay sculpture, and I couldn't let out a single fart.

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Being a fairy has one of the most intuitive benefits: you don't have to eat and drink Lazar...... So this morning meeting is a day. Watching people quarrel and bicker every day, it looks like a whole day, are you tired of it?

In the evening of this day, I finally managed to get to the scattered dynasty, and I was walking on the road with my head bored. Suddenly, I heard a bell ringing, and I asked Qi Delong beside me, "What are you going to do?"

Qi Delong bowed down and replied, "This is the bell for the Taibai Venerable to gather to preach, and the Dao Monarch can go and listen to the Tianzun preach." ”

I wonder if once I heard the Tao, the mana is infinite, then it will be cool and crooked...... I rode on a horse and rushed to the Tushi Palace, which was originally the palace of the Taishang Laojun, and now it is occupied by the Tai Bai Xing.

"There is a mixture of things, and they are born from nature. Lonely, independent and unchanging, circumferential and not dying, can be the mother of heaven and earth. I don't know its name, the word is the way, and the name of the strong is big. The big is gone, the past is far away, and the far is reversed. Therefore, the road is big, the sky is big, the earth is big, and the people are big. There are four major domains, and people live in one of them. Man is the law of the earth, the earth is the law of the sky, the heaven is the law, and the Tao is the nature. ”

I'll you...... This Nima can't even understand it, and once he smelled it, he said a chicken feather...... I was stupidly sitting in the front row, and I couldn't slip away if I wanted to.

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Suffocating people! Suffocating people! You are afraid that you will feel bored when you see this verse, this is the so-called fairy day...... Phew!

I yelled, "Bring pen and paper!"

I can't write calligraphy, but writing a few 258,000 or something can't make it difficult for me. "Ben Daojun has created a new set of magic weapons, you can use them to hurry up. ”

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Mahjong sounded in the Vermilion Bird Palace, and since then the Daojun has not been in the early dynasty. It would be more appropriate that the Suzaku Palace should be renamed the Sparrow Palace.

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After two days, all kinds of gods came to visit, and a few of them did not leave.

"Daojun's magic weapon is really interesting. Lu Dongbin played a card, "Second cylinder!"

"Touch!" Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, has always been very lucky.

"Chunyang Zhenren carefully pointed, Zhao Caishen, the general Hu will draw cards, but he doesn't dare to put the cards indiscriminately. "Zhuge Liang plays cards very cautiously, never fires guns, I sit in his hand and haven't eaten a card.

"It's just entertainment, you don't have to take it too seriously, hehe. The God of Wealth smiled kindly, and asked again: "I heard that last time the Dao Monarch went down to earth for seven days, he almost lost his life, but he encountered the interception of the Heavenly Demon?"

Heavenly Demon?Yes! The knife that killed me was definitely a perfect female demon, but it seemed that I was going to rob her first...... "I didn't encounter any Heavenly Demon, it was just an accident." "I touched a nine cylinders, and I threw it out without thinking about it, and today I had enough bad luck, and suddenly I thought, "No, I have been in the Nether Realm for less than a day, how can the God of Wealth say that I have been there for seven days?

"Only one day in the Nether?" the three immortals were all shocked, "No wonder there is a gap between Heaven and Humans for five hundred years, while Dao Jun said that it was only one or two hundred years...... I am afraid that since the fall of Ziwei Tai Sui, Nandou and Beidou and other immortals, the Dou Zhuan Star Shift has been out of control, and the time and space between heaven and earth have been chaotic. ”

Zhuge Liang also played a nine-cylinder after that, this guy really has a must with the stinker, and the person who can let him fire the cannon is estimated to be absent in history, and it is unlikely to appear in the future. Who said that Zhuge is only cautious in his life?

It's a jet lag...... I said: "There is another possibility: that is, after the world has gone through three industrial revolutions, from the steam age, the electric age to the information age, the speed of development is getting faster and faster, and the wheel of history is speeding forward at the speed of high-speed rail, and it has left the heavens far behind. ”

"The Industrial Revolution, the Age of Steam, the Age of Electricity, the Age of Information...... What Daojun said is quite mysterious, and it must be very reasonable. Lu Dongbin muttered a series of fresh terms, and released another card, "Eighty thousand!"

"Touch!90,000!" the God of Wealth smiled even more. Zhuge Liang shook his head and didn't bother to blame Lu Dongbin.

"And, more importantly, when I went down to earth this time, the world I went to was not the world where I originally was. "I finally touched a pair of mahjong made by Gojo, and then recounted the strange experience of that day.

"Is there such a thing?" Zhuge Liang was completely shocked at this time, raised his head and looked up at the starry sky, with words in his mouth, and a trick in his hand. After the tea time, he said thoughtfully: "No wonder in the past five hundred years, the stars have been running very differently, it turns out that the way of heaven has been out of order, and the heavens and the earth have been displaced......"

"Heaven ......and earth are misaligned?" "I panicked all of a sudden, doesn't this mean that I can never return to the original world?"

The God of Wealth urged: "Mr. Zhuge is your turn. I heard Tai Bai Zun mention this, after the Heavenly Dao Monarch ascended, the Three Thousand Worlds Heaven and Earth seemed to have been misplaced. According to his calculations: eighteen years is a change, and if the order is not out of order, fifty-four thousand years is a complete reincarnation. ”

I didn't pay attention to what card Zhuge Liang played, I felt like my brain was going to explode, "This means that after a reincarnation, I can only return to the original world in the lower realm......? I have to ask Tianzun to find a way to turn the chaotic plane around. ”

I got up and left, and the God of Wealth shouted behind me: "Daojun stays, I will touch Hu Zi......"

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Tai Bai Xing shook his head and said, "Maintaining the operation order of the heavens, earth, sun, moon and stars is an important duty of the Heavenly Court, unless I don't want to, I really can't...... You also know the current situation in Heavenly Court, and the old decay is also powerless. ”

I sat down on the ground, staring blankly at the starry sky, speechless, I really can't go back? Will I never see my parents and Xiaowan again......

Tai Bai Xing squatted down and said to me with a mysterious smile: "What I can't do for the immortals, Dao Jun may not be able to do. ”

"Me?" I looked at Tai Bai Xing like a nervous disorder, "Don't you be funny, okay? I don't understand the way of heaven, I don't have supernatural powers, I don't have mana, what should I do?"

"Hehehe. Tai Bai Xing smiled: "You are the destiny of ......"

I impatiently interrupted Tai Bai Xing, "Stop, stop, you stop, I always say that I am destined to return, why don't you see God give me a Daigo empowerment, a sudden opening, a great enlightenment, and by the way, give me tens of thousands of years of Taoism?"

Tai Bai Xing's temper is really good, and he is not angry at all, and still says with a smile: "A tree without roots, even if it is as high as the heavenly dome, is just a floating cloud." "I'm rubbing, is the word floating cloud the first of the Tai Platinum Star......

"The foundation of the Dao mana of the Heavenly Court Immortal lies in the human world, and the Dao Monarch is the only person who can freely travel through the Heavenly Court and the human world, don't you understand the true meaning of it?" Tai Bai Xing inspired me step by step, "What the Dao Monarch can do is not to turn things around and restore the order of the Heavenly Dao with his own strength, but to rekindle the Heavenly Court incense and rebuild the source of mana. ”

"Rekindle the Heavenly Court Incense and rebuild the source of mana?" I asked in amazement, "You mean to let me go to the human world to preach, so that mortals can regain their faith in Heavenly Court?"

"Sure enough, it's very smart, and it can be understood at one point. "Tai Bai Xing praised again and again.

"Huh. I rolled my eyes, got up and left. Why are you kidding me, in the peaceful and prosperous era of the 21st century, you asked me to spread feudal superstitions? I won't find such a way to die when I'm so full of meows, didn't you see the fate of the XX lama, Li Xzhi......

The chat stopped at hehe, Tai Bai Xing is also an immortal who understands routines, and he did not chase and persuade.

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When the gods were bored to death, the original world could not go back, and I was distraught, and I stayed in the Sparrow Palace all day long to eat and wait for death...... No, you don't have to eat anything, you can only be regarded as pure waiting for death.

"Come on! Pen and ink waiting!" "Mahjong can't play anymore, and Zhuge Liang, Liu Bowen, Zhao Gongming and other people play cards, I may not be able to open a hu at night. I've got to get something new.

"Pay attention to this ball, it is a little smaller than an egg, it is round, it is very light inside, and it must not break the elastic ......"

Table tennis......

Ping Pong ......

Ping Pong Ping Pong ......

Three days later, I was tired of playing again. Zhao Zilong, Qi Jiguang, Huo Quzhi, these generals are all like Wang Liqin, none of them have been beaten, and they are still a chicken feather?

Forget it, do you know how high people can jump?

Forget it, do you know how fast people can run?

Alas, if only there was electricity and an Internet, Lao Tzu could have enough without eating or drinking! What is Shankou Mountain, Shankou Ding, pounding towers, and masturbating and masturbating...... Come to any one, I promise to play until you turn it off!

What can't you get tired of playing?

Congratulations, you got it right!

That's the girl!

I haven't been in touch with Xiaowan for so long, even if she calls me, I shouldn't be in the service area. Alas...... Forget it, it's better for her to break her thoughts as soon as possible, and marry a rich man with a car and a house as soon as possible while she is young. "Xiaowan, I wish you a happy life in heaven!"

I'm afraid that I'm in lovelorn Heavenly Daojun won't have a few years to live, and sooner or later the Heavenly Demon will come over and push the tower to abuse the spring. The ancients said: People are about to die, and their words are good. According to me, since you are going to die, it is right to be a merry ghost!

Why don't you go to Guanghan Palace to see what Chang'e looks like...... Come on, have you forgotten what happened to Marshal Tianpeng, and I don't want to be turned into a pig before I die...... Chang'e didn't dare to touch it, can Lao Tzu go to find the Seven Fairies?

"Qi Delong!"

"The last general!"

"Go and lead two horses and take me out for a walk. ”

Qi Delong brought two pure white Pegasi. I took a closer look, Pegasus is worthy of being a Pegasus, the bones are tall and well-proportioned, very fit, but a little thinner, and the mane is also very sparse, and it is estimated that the life of Pegasus is also very difficult now.

Yin Qi Delong and I each rode a heavenly horse and trotted all the way out of the Vermilion Bird Palace. Qi Delong introduced me to the palaces of the Heavenly Court along the way, "The Heavenly Court originally had thirty-three Heavenly Palaces, which were the Cloud Palace, the Bisha Palace, the Wuming Palace, the Sun Palace, and the Vermilion Bird Palace...... There are also seventy-two treasure halls, which are the hall of the court, the hall of Lingxu, the hall of treasure light, the hall of the heavenly king, and the hall of the Lingguan...... Now there are only thirty or so palaces left......"

Basically, they are dilapidated houses, barely able to live in them. I added a sentence to him in my heart and asked, "The Seven Fairies are still in Heaven, where do they live?"

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